#listen i may be a mess but at least i'm a farmer's market queer mess

[arsonforcharlie]

this morning at the farmer’s market my coffee guy looked me up and down and just said in the most gentle caring tone of voice  “oh, honey. you want me to just fuck you up?” so i was like “fuckin do it joel the coffee guy” and he handed me a four shot red eye so like that’s how my life is going

#also my favorite farmer (dave) considers me close enough to let me in on some of the farmer gossip #so that's fun #listen i may be a mess but at least i'm a farmer's market queer mess #two of the shots were blonde so 'you won't know they're there but you will FEEL it'