#listen to dad

[hockeysweaterweather]

Clutter taking charge

#isles lb #listen to dad

[pouletpourri]

I know the circustances didn't make it avaliable, but..I kinda wish we had a farewell scene

#listen listen their friendship means everything to me #screw canon screw anything that's her DAD he's her honorary DAD alright #simon's a honorary dad to whoever needs it #also drawing dad figures being soft with their honorary children is therapeutic to my familial issues #simon petrikov #adventure time #fionna and cake #my art #fanart #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna campbell #adventure time fionna and cake #damn i can't draw people hugging to save my life #btw i didnt forget about marceline marcy's the apple of his eye #simon is just bursting with dad energy that's all

[finleycannotdraw]

I JUST THINK THAT. THEY.

#nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #nimona and ballister #LISTEN THEYRE FAMILYYY #I don’t care if nimona is 1000 years older than him #and wouldn’t realistically call him dad #ive decided that she would because when I was in middle school I called one of my teachers dad occasionally (he was basically just like #my dad and we got along super well) #SO YEAH. HES HER FUCKING DAD AND IM CRYING ABOUT IT #finley cannot draw

[saintsebastiensbf]

#under a tiktok where a dad took a detour to listen to windmills #the mom was mad

[the-chat-who-got-the-cream]

i was gonna tack this on at this end of the last post but thought it deserves it’s own post 💀 because AINT NO WAY ADRIEN DOESNT QUESTION THIS MAN ASNJDILHASJKLE

Bonus:

#im just wondering is chat gonna open up his voice messages on the chat phone and get a barrage of CHAT GABRIEL AGRESTE IS HAWKMOTH #THIS IS NOT A DRILL GET UP #I AM IN HIS BASEMENT RN #DID I MENTION GABRIEL AGRESTE IS HAWKMOTH WYA #and chat's just listening like :0 #the only reason adrien doesnt connect the fact that his father is hawkmoth is because #he doesnt believe that his fashion designer dad would wear something so hideous #pass it on #ml #ml spoilers #ml finale #miraculous ladybug #miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug spoilers #miraculous ladybug season 5 #ml s5 spoilers #ml s5 finale #ml the last day #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste

[skeletood]

wonder what he's listening to!

#it's like. queen and other dad rock shit #and im correct #homestuck #john egbert #a skele fanart #my art #i have a whole playlist of music he listens to

[emo-batboy]

Battinson: tearing through the streets of Gotham in his Batmobile, narrowly avoiding several crashes, concussed as we speak

Jaime, on the phone, watching from his dorm room at Goth Law: Mamá! Look, I know the news is talking about a serial killer, but it’s okay! I’m perfectly fine— dios mio. I think someone just blew up Wayne Tower. What? NO, I didn’t say anything.

#listEN #i have been thinking about this forever #also my dad and I wanna steal Jaime’s sweatshirt from the movie #it looks so cozy #I would die for jaime reyes #his chaotic energy in the movie is 10/10 #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #gotham #blue beetle #jaime reyes #blue beetle 2023 #dc #blue beetle movie

[regonold]

Danny accidentally starts beef with batman over kids

So I'm a sucker for dani and dan being Danny's kids (bonus points if danny gets called mum) and both of them are chaotic

The bat kids (family all of them batman and alfred included) are chaotic as well danny learns this after freshly joining the league as the semi immortal possibly from the start of time phantom and the league are introducing him to everyone and bonding and mentioning some of the wacky how the fuck shit that batman and his kids have done

So danny mentions some of the stuff his kids have done whilst batman is passing by, batman who hasn't had a nap in the past 72 hours and the day before as bruce was dealing with margie on the pta

And he makes a comment just a tiny one about how his kids saved a group from a hostage situation

And thus the rivalry began danny and batman keep bragging to each other about their kids sometimes it's vigilante stuff sometimes it mundane danny brags about how dani is so good with animals batman brags about how his youngest volunteers at the animal shelter

Just give me batman and danny bragging about their children to each other

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #listen there's fucs where batman is a good dad theres fics where he's bad #now gimme the fic of emotionally constipated batman over coming it because he's just so fucking proud and can boast at someone #bonus points if the batfam find out via cameras or even just eavesdropping and hearing batman brag about something they did #is this ooc batman? probably #however i just want the only time batman as batman showing emotions is just yeah my kids fucking rock

[literallyaflame]

i literally cannot wrap my head around the notion that there’s been a “decline” in “real art.” that music is shitty now, that books aren’t what they used to be, etc etc etc.

art is more broadly accessible than ever. it’s unbelievable. it’s divine. there’s so much art on this planet right now that i could pile it all up on a plate and devour it for the rest of my life without making a dent. denigrating the “quality” of “today’s art” is like ordering a three course meal at your favorite restaurant and complaining about a food truck on the other side of town

#a few years ago my dad was complaining about some guy who tried to get him on the ‘music ain’t what it used to be’ train #and he was like #‘music used to be limited. now you can listen to whatever you loved as a kid plus a billion other things. what are you complaining about?’ #and he’s right lmao #if you’re caught up in the ‘quality’ of the past you’re probably just falling victim to survivorship bias #me when i make a post

[nerdpoe]

Danny, mid twenties, opted to travel the Ghost Zone for a few years before going to college. He meets a pretty cool Ghost couple, gets involved and makes it a throuple, and travels the Ghost Zone with them.

Their names are Martha and Thomas Wayne, and Danny's kinda head-over-heels for them.

Everything's going great!

They're traveling the Ghost Zone, touring ancient civilizations, Danny's getting taught medical shit from Thomas and management shit from Martha, and they're all having a good time.

Well, until Martha and Thomas feel the pull of getting summoned.

While uh...in a compromising position with Danny.

Danny gets dragged along.

Anyways, that's how Danny, High King of the Infinite Realms, gets introduced to Batman.

Even after his traveling session, when he joins the Justice League full time, the man still hates him.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #don't ask dude i was listening to “flirt with your dad” by tom cardy #fuckin favorite song

[bigfatbreak]

Hi, I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your Viceroy AU, and if I may ask, what was Wang's reaction when Sabine died? Did he considered to have her buried in Shanghai? She was his sister, after all...

to be honest, no one took Sabine's death well. Sabine's will involved her being cremated, and she requested for some of her ashes to be transported back to Shanghai for her family. The rest are in an urn in the Dupain-Cheng household.

As adults, Sabine's and Tom's families did their best to hold up well, not for themselves, but for Marinette, who was so inconsolable about her mother's death, both sides of the family were concerned she was going to literally die of heartbreak.

#my art #dad villain au #the song is the mountain goats matthew 25:21 #go ahead and give it a listen if you feel like crying lmao

[egophiliac]

Okay so I've been wanting to tell you that you're literally my favourite twst artist 😭🩷

So my question is, how do you manage to come up with these funny comics? CUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

(P.s: Lovin' the art style ✨)

oh geeze, thanks! 💚💚💚 I'm really glad people enjoy my stupid sense of humor; mostly I just draw things to make myself laugh, and if it makes other people laugh too, then bonus points! usually it's just one joke or mental image that gets stuck in my head (every time I saw Fellow spin his cane, all I could think about was him go-go-gadgeting away on it...) and in my quest to justify it, it picks up other jokes and bits along the way and usually doesn't even end up as the main focus anymore. entire narrative arcs have spun out just so I could use a single bad pun in a throwaway line. this is a terrible way to explain it but I'm not sure how else to put it into words!

and sometimes it's just "weird things my sister has said that I make fun of her for"

#twisted wonderland #reposting old art but i will never not make fun of her for her incredibly pretentious opinions about the local mall's architectural design #yuu listening to malleus be weird about buildings is supposed to be relateable right #that said this is also the only place i get to talk about twst so it is also just...a lot of my thoughts spilling out everywhere #(sorry other fandoms) #(i have spaces where i can debate the various merits of himeno/rita versus morfonia/rita) #(the correct answer is that rita has two hands but i digress) #but where else can i talk at length about these anime disney dipshits who have flawless eyeliner and zero emotional intelligence #me at the top of my lungs: you don't understand that's his DAD #the group dm: w...what are you talking about #there's gonna be a few posts today sorry #gotta get some stuff out before the update tonight/tomorrow morning/whatever happens and becomes all i think about for the next week

[arty-cakes]

hollow knight ending #16 is grab your surviving siblings and that one old guy you met and start a mercenary group

#scroodles #old art but also listen i just think #that if he was their new dad he'd like #get them all arrested and itd be so great

[honkygay]

had to draw from ref for the first two to get a feel for their faces before i just went absolutely fucking ham and BAM. OLD MAN YAOI. FEAST YER EYES.

#honkygaydraws #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #willry #henry emily #william afton #henry schmidt #listen mikes dad is totally henry #old man yaoi #toxic yaoi #theyre soooooo bad for eachother <3 #worsties to lovers

[sirhinkjinks]

dads and their inability to remember your friends' names

bonus:

#dc #robin #batman #stephanie brown #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #barbara gordon #duke thomas #based off my dad listening to my robin rant and proceeding to butcher everyone's names #very sincerely and confidently saying pablo #followed up by fabian #dennis doodles #dennis comics

[cloudabserk]

…he was not grown up enough to get his hair brushed without crying

#based on my real life self. as a kid i had long hair and my dad brushed it every night and it FUCKING HURT!! we would listen to kesha #naruto #sasuke uchiha #itachi uchiha