Rhodey, very drunk: I just *clenches fist* love Philly so fucking much.
Tony, not sure what to do: I know, platypus.
Rhodey, starts tearing up: I miss my home, Tony! i just want to be back in my mom’s house with my wonderful neighbours.
Tony, trying to make Rhodey feel better: I’ll drive you there tomorrow if you want.
Rhodey, no longer paying attention: will you dress up as Gritty for me, Tony? I miss Gritty. He’s a part of home! And you’re my home now too. So if you dress up as Gritty, it’ll be like double home. Please?
Tony, about to cry: sure, Rhodey.
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