#listen. this is how you can tell i'm a horror fan first and a AHS fan second

[shizuokadivision]

ARB Birthday Special: Kanon Hojo

~~ April 22nd ~~

“It is one thing to mortify curiosity, another to conquer it.”

Login Lines:

“Hm? A visitor? You are either extremely brave or extremely foolish to enter my lab. Now explain yourself before I have you strapped to my operating table.”

“A….gift for…my birthday? So it's finally that time of the year…how annoying. Ah, the look on your face tells me you're afraid. Fear not, I won't cut you open……today at least.”

Voice Lines:

“I never quite understood why we bother to celebrate surviving another year on this planet. We all die eventually. Some….sooner than others.”

“I swear if I see even one hint of anyone trying to throw me a birthday party. I will release the horrors that I have inside my laboratory onto the streets of Shizuoka.”

“The voices are silent today….perhaps it's their version of a gift…but it won't last long…they'll start screaming again soon enough.”

“Hahaha! Isn't it so funny? That you can go from spending your birthday one day to trying to fix your shattered mind the next. I guess what they say is true, you only need one bad day for your life to collapse!  HAHAHAHA!”

“Honestly Reika you're just wasting your time and money getting me a gift. You truly are one of the most tenacious people I know. *sighs* Fine…I can't believe I'm saying this…but what did you get me?”

“....These are tickets to the Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra. This is…unexpected…I thought you would have gotten me something with an exorbitant price tag. That's very thoughtful of you Reika….thank you…”

“You as well Sakura? *sighs* What's even the point of telling people I don't like birthdays? Getting soft, aren't we? Fine…only because it's from you Sakura.”

“Only you would remember something like that Sakura. *chuckles* It seems like forever ago that we barely trusted each other and yet here we are each other's closest friends. I will say meeting you was one of the best things to happen to me since my accident.”

Reika Lines:

“Happy Birthday to my favorite mad scientist! Now Kanon I know you don't care much for birthdays or any sort of festivities really but do you think I wouldn't get you anything? Anyway, I think you might like this gift. I hope you enjoy it.” 

“I thought about it but I know you would hate it. Anyway because you're always playing classical music in your lab. I thought you might enjoy listening to some of your favorite musical pieces live. I even splurged extra so you can have the opera box all to yourself. I know that you hate being seated next to people.”

Sakura Lines:

“Happy Birthday, Kanon. Look I get it you're not a fan of birthdays. I get it, trust me I do but Kanon you're one of the people I care about. It wouldn't sit right with me not to get you anything. Oh hush Kanon and take the gift. It's not going to kill you to accept it ya know.” 

“Do you remember the first time we met? We didn't trust one another and I'll admit it, I didn't have the highest opinion about you but somehow we've managed to become friends. So when I saw this pocket watch I knew I had to buy it for you. I know that you care much for things like it but I hope you'll find some use in it.” 

#hypnosis microphone #hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic oc #shizuoka division #silent tragedy #kanon hojo #reika aichi #sakura kito #happy birthday kanon 2023 #alternative rap battle #arb

[yourlocalshinguji]

Hello! May I get some hcs of Hajime, Kirumi and Kokichi with a s/o who is the Ultimate Paranormal Investigator? Not only that, but they're also obsessed with things such as urban legends and any horror related stuff. I hope this ain't too weird-

Hajime, Kirumi and Kokichi with the Ultimate Paranormal Investigator S/O

Too weird? I have like 10 books about urban legends, paranormal investigations, yokais, creepy experiences and stories and for some reason a book about a guy who found his way in life by joining a satanic cult. I couldn't read the last one with a straight face even though the book mentioned a lot of dark stuff. (It was a novel btw, not a real thing-)

Since I don't want that knowledge of mine to go to waste there's a mention of one of the creepy places I read about in one of my books. Chances are you've never heard of it because it's in my country (aka Spain).

Thank you for your request, this was very fun to write!

The reader is g/n.

—Mod Korekiyo.

—Hajime isn't the biggest fan or believer of ghosts stories, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like your talent. He thinks it's amazing that it is one of your passions and loves the way you smile or the sparkle in your eyes when you talk to him about it.

—That doesn't mean he believes you're going to, well... haunt real ghosts or something similar. His view on paranormal investigators are very stereotyped and he just doesn't get it.

—He'd gladly go with you to a place you have to investigate if you ask him. Maybe he can learn more about your techniques, the tools you use, what and how exactly you investigate... That's the kind of stuff he's interested in.

—He acts as if he isn't scared at first because he really isn't, but after spending 5 minutes inside a dark, scary looking building and hearing a sound after him he can't help but jump into your arms by pure instinct.

—"Babe... that was a bird."

—"Ah, a bird! O-of course, I already knew that. I just, em, wanted to see if you'd catch me if something happened to me."

—"Of course I would??"

—After a while he finally gets used to the atmosphere and is able to be as calm as usual.

—He asks you lots of questions out of pure curiosity, but at the same time tries not to be too annoying since he doesn't want to mess up with your work.

—Going with you definitely ends up being a good experience for both of you, even though Hajime is still a bit skeptical about the existence of paranormal stuff.

—He does like to hear the horror stories and urban legends you tell him, though. Not because of the legends themselves, but because he can't help but smile when he sees how excited you are when you talk about your favourite stories.

—Hear me out: horror movie night.

—It ends up in both of you watching a bunch of horror movies of your choice and cuddling under a blanket.

—Hajime likes to be the big spoon but he won't complain if you hold him. No. Not at all.

—Hold him.

—Like Hajime, she doesn't really believes in paranormal stuff, but she won't make any comments about it unless you directly ask her.

—"Well, I... suppose I must express my skepticism regarding ghosts and related legends."

—Kirumi still enjoys it when you tell her about what you have done, your experiences and what you have found during your investigations. There's just something so charming about the way you tell those stories, the way you do your job, that puts a small smile in her face.

—Your tools and equipment are always organized. Always. Sometimes you wonder how she's able to do it without you noticing it.

—She'd also suggest to go with you more than once in case you need her help for something, and honestly? You just want your girlfriend to go with you, that's it.

—She's not the kind of person who asks questions, but if you start to talk or explain something, she'll carefully listen and nod as you speak.

—By the way, Kirumi doesn't get scared at all.

—"Ah!"

—"Kiri? What's wrong?"

—"This place is so dirty. I'm sorry if I scared you."

—She says it in the most genuine way possible.

—To your surprise, she remembers every single detail about the legends and stories you tell her.

—"Someday I'd like to go to that place I told you about the other day. Being able to investigate there would be amazing..."

–"Ah, you mean that popular haunted house? The legends are quite frightening, I have to admit. Messages on the walls, missing people, bodies found near the building, torture rooms, rumors about satanic rituals... And its history as a hospital and a prison during a war doesn't make it any better. You have quite the taste for these things, dear."

—"Did you... really remember all of that?"

—"Hm? Of course I did. Maybe we can go someday, but you'll have to be careful."

—She will barely watch any horror movies with you because she prefers to clean or attend other duties.

—She will, however, read some of your horror books to you if that helps you sleep. You had your doubts at first, but Kirumi's voice is always calm and relaxing when she reads, it doesn't matter what exactly she's reading. She made you fall asleep more than once before.

—"Nee-heehee, Y/n, do you really haunt ghosts? That sounds fun, make sure to take me with ya the next time, okay?"

—You don't ask Kokichi to go with you. Kokichi doesn't ask you to go with you. He just goes whenever he feels like it.

—He's probably the most excited one about your talent. Visiting haunted places is something he didn't know he'd enjoy. Sure, there's the boring part where you have to take care of your equipment, use it correctly and wait hours and hours to catch something interesting, but he just skips that and explores the place as he pleases.

—"Kokichi, don't go there! I need to make sure this place is sta... Oh, whatever."

—He's already gone before you could finish talking.

—Sometimes, you could swear you finally got something interesting, evidence of a presence being in there. Turns out that presence is Kokichi messing around because he got bored.

—"Got ya! Did I scare you, Y/n?"

—"Doing my job with you is really hard, you know."

—"Aw, does that mean I didn't? How bad."

—After going with you for a few times, he'd really want to try some of the rituals or paranormal games you talk about sometimes, just for fun. You don't refuse, but you're still worried. Not because of the rituals, but because of your boyfriend.

—Kokichi knows lots of urban legends and horror stories as well, and shares them with you most of the time knowing that you'll gladly listen to them. Sure, he does change the details sometimes, but it's just to make them more interesting.

—Seeing you so excited is something he didn't know he liked that much. He teases you sometimes, saying that you look like a little kid and enjoying the annoyed look on your face.

—"Aw, babe! Look at you, you're speaking like a child! Calm down, I won't understand you if you keep talking so fast, you know."

—Let him be, Kokichi is just... Kokichi.

#danganronpa #mod korekiyo #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa goodbye despair #hajime hinata #hajime x reader #kirumi tojo #kirumi x reader #kokichi ouma #kokichi x reader

[sagessoftwings]

It's me🙃 may I get a jjk matchup?

She/her, straight, Pisces, INFJ, 5'4 tall, long burgundy hair, green eyes, always wear dark makeup and fashion sense is mostly achromatics with reds/blues/beige- let's say grunge of sorts bc I love leather and ckecked shirts/prints.

Personality: v calm, rational, have a sense of humor but also v tired idk what's wrong with me, I'll do favors depending on how tired I feel, v intuitive and perceptive, I don't like loud, annoying, entitled people (=Karens)- will instantly tell them to shut up and I can be v moody, otherwise I'm nice I guess, I'm responsible for myself and I avoid taking the leading role bc I'm not into pulling other people's slack, I'm v enthusiastic ab/like creating digital art and I'm adaptable when it comes to people and going-outs/can go guang ho and raise the mood bc I like to see everyone having a good time, I don't smoke/drink alcohol but I'm also worried ab getting a little carried away, I'm awkward with talking ab feelings/relationships bc that's someone's personal info and personal means keeping it to yourself until the day you die (yes this is John Mulaney reference) BUT I can warm up to a person if I know them well and I'm affectionate and loyal to this person only, I love crime series and medical dramas, horror movies and survival games, rpg and action/adventure, I love dark humor/sarcasm/irony/metaphors, I'm into equally normal guys who think before they speak and take showers after activities, I also respect Nobara not liking UBSSD's bc yes queen same but I also understand Momo's Sebastian Stan obsession good for her good for her, I listen to songs that either make you depressed or badass (from Olivia Rodrigo's "Drivers license" to Måneskin's "I wanna be your slave") and I consume fiction for escapism, I can relate to Megumi regarding modesty and not seeing myself in greater things although I should be greedier for my own sake, ah yes and I love Simon Baker bc of his smile.

That's it, have a nice day!👌Make sure to hydrate and take care bc you're a nice person and I like your vibes a lot.

AWH IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE WHEN YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY VIBES I ALMOST CRIED, YOU’RE AO SWEET MY LOVE!

I ship you with Noritoshi Kamo!

Idk why I feel like he just gives good cuddles

But he’s super laid back and down to earth when it comes to being around you

But there are certain people he just can’t stand

People who over abuse their power, people who don’t give respect but expect it

Just pisses him off sometimes

A very independent man but if you need something he won’t hesitate to drop what he’s doing to help out

When first meeting, he tries very hard to earn your trust and interest

It takes a while but he’s just so mesmerized by you he needs more

Loves to take you out to do literally anything

But your the only person who gets to see that side of him

Otherwise he’s very cool and collected when around his fellow lower class mates

He likes to have you sit on his lap and hug you while doing so

Also holds onto your thighs in this process

He is such a big fan of Måneskin but only you know that about him

He’s actually a pretty good singer and loves to serenade you

But doesn’t like to show that skill off, only if you ask

He loves to watch you create digital art it’s literally so cool to him

You have such a cool talent and he’s obsessed

In return he’ll teach you to shoot a bow and arrow and when you hit the target he’ll kiss you and spin you around

Ugh so proud of his baby

He does need your help when it’s regarding fashion

You basically dress him like a little kid

But he takes pride in it

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi hcs #jjk noritoshi #noritoshi x reader #noritoshi headcanons #jjk x reader #jjk matchups

[rebirthfan09]

HTTYD Reacts To [Deathbringer]

After I finished my evil laugh, we take a break. Then I walk over to Glory and Deathbringer with a piece of paper and pen.

Eaaltyrt [whispers]: Can I have your guy's autograph?

Glory: What's an autograph?

Eaaltyrt: It's a-you know what just sign the paper with your name, it would mean a lot!

Deathbringer: Sure! It's nice to know that I have fans!

Deathbringer and Glory sign the paper, I begin to shake with excitement.

Eaaltyrt: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I said as I hugged Deathbringer and Glory. I turned to see the Vikings looking at me in horror.

Eaaltyrt: Stop looking at me like that! Now we are going to continue to watch the movie!

[As Glory and Deathbringer hover over Decay Island. Then a little girl on a small cute friendly little DeathGripper comes up by the two grownups]

Kinkajou: Hello Deathbringer, Glory!

Deathbringer: Say, kink, how's your little brother doing?

Kinkajou: Much better, his body is getting used to the Rattlesnake venom, Grammle say they only have the Black Mamba left to do!

[The group continue to fly over the island on their dragons]

Glory: I remember my first day of venom, it was horrible, but after they cure you, and inject more venom into you your body gets immunity. It's nice, you know I am planning on bringing Devil on our next mission Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: [smirks] Well, I'm sure Blood would be more then happy to kill some bad guys. [to the DeathGripper] What do you think Murder? [dragon coos] That's what I thought.

Everyone[besides me]:   😶

[The group of DeathGripper's land by the stables a lean long woman with blonde hair with grey specks splotched all over her head walked up to them]

Grammle: So, how is my favorite assassin, all though now that I say it know one has ever really been an assassin here sense my father died.

[The group smiled at each other]

Grammle: [to Deathbringer] Also romance didn't used to be allowed on decay Island Glorybringer?

[Glory and Deathbringer blush]

Hiccup: Please, don't tell me that's actually me?

Eaaltyrt: [sighs] If it makes you happy then no, no Hiccup, no that's not you.

Hiccup: [sighs]

Stoick: I have a question?

Eaaltyrt: Yes???

Stoick: Is this in the past or in the future?

Eaaltyrt: Future.

Stoick: How many years?

Eaaltyrt: You'll you.

Deathbringer: Stop it! We've been dating sense we were thirteen!

Glory: Yeah, and to think I used to hate you.

[Deathbringer sinks into his dragons back]

Kinkajou: There, there Deathbringer. [pats his back]

[Scene changes to nighttime, camera zooms into Deathbringer's room, then zooms right into his head]

Eaaltyrt: Hey people, pls comment.

Stoick: Who is she talking to?

Everyone: [shrugs]

[Scene cuts into Deathbringer's dream, all it shows is a blurry vision of a man]

Women: Your gonna spoil him aren't you?

Man: Hey, he's my son, I have the right don't I?

Women: Yeah, spoil him, don't come to me when he's older.

Man: Oh be quiet. Don't listen to your mom buddy, I love so much okay, I won't ever let anyone hurt you...

[Dream blurs away, Deathbringer shoots up in his bed]

Deathbringer: Ah! [Murder comes over and nuzzles his rider] Thanks bud.

Glory: Dreams again?

Deathbringer: Yeah. . .

Glory: Anything different?

Deathbringer: Oh, you know the usually. My dad, and well I think my mom. [sighs]

Stoick: He seems familiar.

Hiccup: He does?

Stoick: Never mind.

Snotlout: [growls]

Deathbringer: If my parents loved me why would they leave on the steps at Stray Island?

Glory: [gets out of her bed and sits down next to her boyfriend] I don’t know. You know my mother left on the steps because she was scared what my father would think of me.

[Deathbringer looks at her through his helmet eye slits, and then she hugs him]

Deathbringer: Why don’t you ever hug me?

Glory: I’m a queen not your personal cuddle dragon.

Deathbringer: I need cuddles though!

Glory: I don’t care!

Deathbringer:

[Scene fades away from the image of Glory hugging Deathbringer to the night]

Grammle: [walks into the room where Deathbringer Glory and their group are] Had any daymares last night Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: [happily] Nope not last day, but Deathbringer did.

Grammle: [turns to Deathbringer] Anything different? [worried]

[Deathbringer shakes his head]

Grammle: [sighs] Alright, get ready for the night. You have to deliver something very important to Defenders of the Wing.

[The group jumps and gets ready for the mission]

Astrid: Everything they say, and do, is, so different.

Snotlout[to Astrid]: I agree babe. I was thinking the same thing, we work together so well.

[Astrid turns around towards Snotlout and gives him a glare]

Eaaltyrt: Just wait guys, we haven’t reached the best part yet.

[Scene cuts to a group of DeathGrippers flying towards Defenders of the Wing at night]

Scar: Isn’t this amazing, I mean she’s sent us to Defenders of the Wing. They have trusted us for years. And we are the ones delivering the package!

Glory: Guys, look, this is one of are most trusted allies it took Decay Island years to gain their trust, especially sense they knew Grammle’s father was Grimmle.

Deathbringer: Yeah, you know I don’t know what would’ve happened if Grimmle wouldn’t have fallen ill and died, I probably wouldn’t be the same as I am today.

De-vil: I for one think that everything went as planned, Grimmle died from a sickness, and Grammle took over. And now we are allied with some of the best island in the archipelago.

[Scene cuts to Deathbringer walking with mala, despite him only being 15 he is as tall as her and looks like he’s 20]

Mala: Thank you for delivering this so soon, , this artifact is very important to are island.

Deathbringer: We will always be by your side Mala.

Scar: [to Mala] Say, gain any allies sense the last time Decay Island visited here?

Mala: Yes, we have. Three.

Glory: That’s quite a few.

[Murder comes over to Deathbringer and nuzzles his riders hand]

Deathbringer: [to Murder] Hey bud.

Mala: Tell me how is dear old Grammle?

Deathbringer: Good. She’s gotta a few grey hairs but hey she’s 48 you can’t blame her.

[Mala laughs, Deathbringer tilts his head up, then looks down and put his hand on his arm]

Mala: You’re from the new generation, aren’t you?

Deathbringer: Yeah.

Astrid: [raises her hand]

Eaaltyrt: Yes?

Astrid: What does Deathbringer look like under his helmet? And doesn’t he take it off?

Eaaltyrt: He’s good looking you can say that, but he’s got a secret under that armor.

[Deathbringer looks at his left arm and sighs]

Glory: [to Deathbringer] Hey, are you okay?

Deathbringer: Am I ever?

Glory: Yeah, you’ve gotta a point.

[Deathbringer calls for the other riders]

Deathbringer: Mala, I’m afraid we must be going.

[Mala bows her head, and the group get’s on their dragons and fly’s back to Decay Island]

[I pause the movie]

Astrid: Why do I feel like he has a really sad back story?

Eaaltyrt: He does. You see he lost 75% percent of his blood when he was a baby-

Everyone: WHAT?!

Eaaltyrt: I’ve said to much!

#Hiccup #Stoick #Astrid #Valka #Me #Deathbringer #Glory #HTTYD

[notsolong-pause]

ship request

“Would I be able to get a male ship for stranger things and marvel? I’m female, a virgo and I have a few piercings and tattoos (full sleeves). I have long split color hair (black and neon yellow). I’m very confident. I love to joke around and make my friends laugh. I like to be around people who can make me laugh too. I’m very social around my friends but I’m pretty quiet around people I don’t know very well. I do fire eating as a hobby and I play the drums. I kind of low key like attention even when I act like I don’t. And I really love cheesy pick up lines especially if they’re funny. I also like to draw, go ice skating, go to concerts, watch horror movies, binge watch trash TV or just lay around listening to music. I have a pet parrot whom I love very much”

a/n: okay, first of all, you literally sound like this cartoon character we all aspired as children… fire eating  - that’s so sick! Also, I hope you enjoy this, and would agree with my choise, but I think you match perfectly.

If YOU want to submit a request, click here.

Stranger things:

I ship you with Steve Harrington

You like cheesy pick up lines? He delivers! First of all, he’s not the best at flirting, altough he acts all cool, and he was very popular... But let’s be honest, his main weapon are those pick up lines specifically. And you would come to Scoop Ahoy, where he would think you’re the coolest person INSTANTLY and be like “Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U”

Going to rescue or save someone, and understading eachother really well by making references to the horror movies. “Remember this movie we watched at your place?” “The one about the living puppet-serial killer” “Yeah! That one. We can do the same thing that the blonde girl did”.  “Absolutely!” And everyone else is like... whaaaaat

Driving to concerts to the other towns together. You would sing along to the songs in the car, and he would just sit with the heart eyes.

Him wanting to get a tattoo as well, because he loves yours tattoos sa badly. And you would tell him all about getting tattoos and treating them.

Him always bragging about you to everyone, because he genuinely believes that you’re the coolest person he knows. Telling Dustin all about how good you’re in music, how well you draw. And Dustin becoming your No1 fan after you perform fire eating once.

“Hey, loser!” You entered Scoop Ahoy, greeting Steve. “Hi, Robin!” The girl waved you and nudged Steve slightly. “Emm.. Ah, Hi!” He blinked and stopped staring at you so intensely. “You good, Harrington?” You asked smirking. “Peachy” He answered and tried to fix his hair immediately. “Alright, I’m gonna go change”. You eyed Steve suspiciously and headed to the back of the cafe to change into your sailor uniform. Honestly, it didn’t match you looks much, but the tattoos and the hair color definitely made it spicy.

“You’re drooling, Harrington”. Robin smirked at Steve. “That’s not true!” Steve protested. “Just ask her out already”. Robin groaned. “You’re getting annoying”. The boy turned back to the cashier and spoke again “I will. When you’re out of the cafe”. Robin thought for a second, and then tugged her hat down, and leaned on the same cashier. “Okay, I’m outta here! Ciao”. She slides under this cashier and headed towards the exit. “Wait, Robin! Where’re you going? Your shift isn’t over”. “Don’t care! Bye”

With that you appeared dressed in the blue shorts and a blouse. “Where did Robin go?” You questioned. “I wish I knew”. Steve sighed. “So...” He looked at you with hope. “What?” He looked almost as if you were supposed to know all the feelings and emotions behind the simple stupid “so”. He licked his lips at least 10 times in the past two minutes, and his eyes were going back pans forth to your face. At this point you were almost concerned about him. Steve always seemed so confident, that was the part of him that you admired. Now, in contrast, he was so nervous. “Are you sure that you are fine?” Steve gulped and inhaled sharply. “Positive. Look, I heard there was a new horrible movie in the theater, doyoumaybewannacomewithme?” You laughed. “Sure! Why not? Is it a date?” “Ah, erm, yeah, i guess... if you want, i mean i don’t...”

“Relax Harrington”, you said. “I would love to go out with you. Especially if the movie is as bad as you said it was”

Marvel:

I ship you with Peter Parker

He’s smitten by you and your confidence! And for some reason I can see the best friends to lovers dynamics. He would be all.. “Ahem... Look... I like you?”

Always arguing about who’s picking a movie for the movie night, and ending up watching what you wanted, because he can’t argue in the end.

He would help you to dye your hair, even though he wouldn’t know how. But you would tell him what to do, and he would be very nervous, but make it really pretty in the end.

Hanging out with him and Aunt May and slightly mocking him together with her. “Hey, Peter Tinkle!” “Saints! How did I earn this?”

You find out about him being Spider-man, when you go ice-skating together, and you trip, and he moves practically from another part of the lake (let’s imagine this is countryside) to catch you within a second. You’re very close. Awkward eye-to-eye contact. You smirk. “So that’s what you were hiding, huh?”

You were sitting on the fire escape of you apartment with Peter. It was almost night. One of those short and warm May nights in the city, when you can't even notice that it was here. It doesn't really get dark or quite - everyone is out, and the lights never turn off. Today you and Peter passed your last exam, and decided to celebrate, drinking coke on the fire escape while your parents were out of the city. "Do you think I would make a decent super hero?" You were swinging you legs, looking at the city.

"I bet you would be so much better of a super hero than I am", Peter sighed and chuckled lightly.

"Don't say that", you turned to him, "You're the best spider-man. Honestly, I think, you're my favorite hero", you layed your had on your hands.

"Like in the world?" He raised his eyebrows.

"Well, maybe second favorite after Black Widow", you laughed.

"Ouch! What's so special about black widow?" Peter leaned on the window behind him, taking a sip of his drink.

"First of all, she's badass. Then, she's a hero, even though she doesn't have any serums running through her veins. And finally, she's Russian, as far as I know. Isn't that epic?" You gestured actively, weighing up all the pros Natasha Romanoff. Peter smiled lighly at the sight of that.

"Okay", he said. "You win".

"That easily?" You eyed him suspiciously.

"Yeah, I like badass women, who can do some crazy dangerous stuff", he answered, tilting his head.

"Like what?"

"Like fire eating", he said simply, and you felt your face heat up a little.

"Are you hinting at certain someone?" You asked with a smirk.

He took a deep breath and sat up straightly. "I like you. A lot", he closed his eyes, apparantly, affraid of your reaction.

"Well, I guess, that makes you my favourite super hero after all".

I'm so sorry for the delay of doing your requests, guys. School has been crazy lately. I'm going to handle it all soon. Have a great day!

#ship requests #reader #reader insert #x reader #y/n #stranger things #steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x y/n #stranger things x you #mcu #marvel #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #peter parker x you #peter parker x reader #spiderman far from home #ffh #submission

[zuffer-weird-girl]

"No. Absolutely not. Cancel it." He growled while you made a hurt and desperate sound at the immediate answer of your boyfriend.

"Kai please! My sister don't have anyone else to take care of her kids, and she is desperate!" You pleaded while he only arched one eyebrow at you.

"Then she should had hired a babysitter. Not give trouble for their sibling." He scoffed and returned his attention to the papers in front of him.

You sighed out loud and burried your face a bit in your hands.

"Then I guess I'm sending her a message to take them to my old apartment instead..."

He stopped abruptly on his reading to look at you.

"That won't be possible either." He said nonchantly while you arched a eyebrow.

"W-why not?"

"I sold your apartment." He said normally whil eyou widen your eyes in horror at your boyfriend's words.

"wHAT?!" you almost shouted while he sighed for you to lower your tone of voice "K-k-Kai! Why?!"

"First, you are living in here long enough, so that place won't be useful for you anymore. Second, we were in need of money and I talked to you about it."

"I don't remember you saying ANYTHING about selling my apartment!" He lifted one finger for you to wait before showing you in his cellphone a chat that you two exchanged.

Damn your distracted brain...

"Why do we again need that much money?" You sighed in hopeless.

He... wouldn't talk much about that issue right now... he was first going to talk with Pops. Later you.

"Is just a project from the yakusa angel, nothing to fuss over with."

You sighed again before frowning at your cellphone nuzzling on the pocket of your jeans.

"Anyway. The kids and I are staying in here aparently."

You merely deadpanned at his glare before you heard a muffled honk from the outside.

"You know, I can talk with that sister of yours and then-"

"Kai, no. Thanks a lot, but no. I know how my boyfriend is." You giggled while he frowned and debated with himself if he should lock the door or not...

He never met those one, but... he wasn't a fan of children... in the slightest.

It didn't take much for you to enter house with one girl and one boy holding each hand of yours, the girl had a wary look on her face while clinging to you while the boy looked around with nothing but interest.

"Its such a big place in here auntie (Y/n)!" The boy exclaimed while you laughed at his energy.

"Alright guys, remembering that this house has extremely importance; and quite honestly I have no idea how your parents let me take care of you two in here; so please be careful alrighty?" You crouched down to be eye level with the children, teh girl nodded while the boy smiled and high fived your hand.

Kai watched with a wary look on his face your interactions, sighing in defeat and choosing to place his hands on his pockets and come to you.

"Ah! Kai!" You smiled at him while the boy chosed to tilt his head at him while the girl stared blankly at him back "Those two little precious thing are my nephews! (B/n) and (G/n)!" You looked at them back with a smile that made both ease a bit their nerves.

"I see. Just instruct them to not cause any messes. You know how much I despise it." He said nonchalantly while making his way out... only deadpanning when he heard the boy asking why he said that and you simply answered that he was a cleaning maniac.

He is going to have a long talk with you.

~

Your laughter along with the kids made him lose focus more than once...

What it was so fun about those little pests? Children are loud, annoying, never follow your orders correctly and dirty... he couldn't get why and even how you could be genuinely happy around one of those.

After two screams of the kids he made his way out, thinking about the worst and his heart almost jumped at seing you layed on the grass with eyes completely closed and the kids shocking you a bit.

"I told you it was a bad idea you idiot!" The girl said in irritation while she shook you and begged you to wake up.

"It was just to be a little scare! Not to make aunt faint!" The boy exclaimed while doing the same thing as his sister.

His jaw clenched as his hands turned into fists, already preparing to demand answers from those brats on what they had done with his angel before you suddenly opened your eyes and screamed to scare them.

"Ha! Think only you two can do pranks?! Take that then!" You grabbed both of the children and gave each one of them raspberries on their necks, the boy succumbed into laughter as the girl squirmed and begged for you to stop, trying her hardest to not laugh.

... huh. So he didn't needed to worry. The sign in front of him seemed almost... cozy even.

Wait... what?

~

He walked through the halls, screeching a bit his wrist from all of his writing before he heard your voice from the kitchen.

"So you kiddos want what for eating? Already warning that junk food is not a option..." he heard nothing for a bit seconds before you whined "I'm sorry! Please dont do the pouts! I can make something else though!"

"Oh!" He heard the boy's voice "I know something then!"

Curiosity spoked louder than his knowledge so he peaked a bit on the kitchen, enough to look but the necessary for not being caught.

"Peanut sandwich!" The boy exclaimed while the girl arched a eyebrow at him.

"Mommy doesn't let you eat those things." The boy pouted at her before making a 'shh' sound to her while she rolled her eyes at him.

"Thanks for the honesty (G/n). Mommy also told me this due to your allergy mister!" You poked teh boy's nose as he poked his tongue out with a smile.

"Hum..." you brought your hand and poked your chin a couple of times with your index finger a bit before snapping your fingers "How about some sandwiches that are not all boring healthy neither much junky then?"

The kids looked at eachother before nodding while you giggled at their actions and quickly made their specific ones.

He noticed that the girl was by one or two even years older than the boy, and was definitely more reserved than her brother while the boy was simply the energy itself. But even the two being so different, both widened their eyes in awe after they took their bites when you handed their lunches.

"Amazing auntie!" The boy exclaimed before unpolitely digging his food while the girl simply stared in awe.

"Aunt, please cook instead of my mommy. Please."

"God no." You said in exasperation "She might kill me for that sweetie, dont do that."

He smirked a bit at that as he made his way out with hands on his pockets.

"I can see that when we have children she is the one spoiling the brats..." he muttered to himself before abruptly stopping on his tracks and widening his eyes in horror of what he just said.

Him? You? Children? You guys weren't even marriage! Why the hell was he even speaking about damn brats?!

No way that you and him were going to have a kid. Those gave much work, planning and pacience-

"You kiddos want me to what?" His attention got back to you as he listened your voice this time coming from the living room... aparently you just got there since minutes ago you were in teh kitchen.

"Tell is a story!" The boy exclaimed while the girl hummed in agreement.

"You always comes with the best stories aunt, please?" Teh girl asked while he followed your voices, catching the you had sitted down and the kids on both of your sides.

"Alright then..."

You chosed a fairly tale, a not much know of but it was slightly impressive how calm and... gentle you were with your words, the way you carresed the kids hair was similiar with how you carresed his own hair on a bad day..

He never noticed neither catched that you looked like the best example of a... real mother. Caring and loving... his own mother he couldn't point neither convince himself of only one time that she acted like this way with him.

He had so many troubles with his biological... that he never thought that true love with a child was even possible. He owned his life to Pops, but the yakusa was almost deprived of womans, and even some of them were generally like their atmosphere. Rigg, cold, reserved...

Yourself acted like that as well when the necessary time came... but never with him. And aparently you loved your nephews to treat them like he did.

He immediately got out and walked through the houses with a frown on his forehead... thoughts of you holding a baby on your arms and being just as or even more gentle and lovingly with a child that was also... his. A child thhat he had no shame neither disgust to have with you...

Dear lord what was happening?! When his heart started to beat so fast? When he started to care for children in the first place?! God you two weren't even marriage why on hell he was-

"Chisaki?" He snapped from hsi thoughts to see Pops looking at him with a concerned face "My boy, I called you at least five times and you didn't even listened?"

"I'm sick." He said nonchalantly to the elder "I need to find a cure or a treatment."

The old man only got more concerned as he looked at his sucessor.

"What do you mean? You seem perfectly fine at least physically. What is the issue?"

"Ever since (Y/n)'s nephews got here it started." He brought his hand to hold his chin in thought "Maybe it was because of them... I'm not sure, they are too young to have a quirk so it's not that either."

"You're feeling like you have a fever then young man?"

"No. Is not that. Ever since they came I can't stop thinking of (Y/n) with a child on her arms, a toddler or even a infant. That looks like me and her, a mix or whatever."

The elder let out a disbelieving laugh which only triggered Chisaki even more.

"So you're telling me that you're having baby fever?" Thhe way Chisaki's eyes widen in horror were quite concerning for Pops and he almost went to speak if it wasn't-

"You're joking that is a actual illness... Fuck, I need to find a cure, buy it or something-"

"Kai. I raised you better than this... please." The elder interrupted while Chisaki only glared at the man, whose face was just as unimpressed as his.

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[the-passenger-if]

How did the Passenger become so successful? I'm an indie IF writer and getting any attention is v hard.

Oohh, this one will be long.

These are my thoughts on the subject, so I might be onto something or I might be getting it all wrong.

Taking a look at COG's forums you can see which threads are the most popular ones.

Unsurprisingly, they are all HG WIPs (I think there's a misconception about COG games being more popular than HG games when in reality it's the other way around) What do all these WIPs have in common?

• they are character-driven instead of plot-centered.

• they aren't gender-locked (you can choose your MC's gender and sexual orientation)

• some of the concepts are pretty weird. 

• and what is, for me, the most important requirement for a WIP to catch the players' attention: they all have interesting ROs.

Players love their ROs (lately, I don't even try a demo if it doesn't have ROs, which might be pretty dumb of my part, but eh, I'm here to chew bubblegum and smooch characters and I'm all out of bubblegum)

Now that we have a general overview of what these WIPs share, I'll talk about The Passenger and my personal experience.

It's very hard for a first book WIP to be popular. HG has 2 top dogs in its line-up--there are a lot of amazing authors and stories, but these two are like 5 steps above the others in sales and fandom. One is The Wayhaven Chronicles by Mishka Jenkins, the other is Fallen Hero by Malin Rydén. Their first WIPs were somewhat popular, but I'm not sure if they got to be on the top 10 at some point (and we are talking about TWC and FH!). Their second books, on the other hand, are very high on the ranking (Mishka's is n.1).

So, what happened? Well, they already had a solidified fan base. If you like the first book you will want to know what happens next.

What does TP have to do with any of this? To be honest, I think I was very lucky. In part because the type of story I like to read and write is the type of story that happens to be very popular among forum players; in part, because TP sort of kind of got caught up in the Fallen Hero wind: FH fans read my game, and I think they low-key realized I'm a big FH nerd, so there's stuff there that feels very Fallen Hero-y. A main character that doesn't belong and has lots of secrets, the struggle between letting people in or shielding yourself, both stories are VERY trans (even though I didn't realize that was the case when I first started writing it because my subconscious is ok, but my conscious mind is really fucking slow)

So, yeah, FH's fans started to post about my game--word of mouth is quite an effective tool. People went to read it because people are always on the look for new WIPs, and they enjoyed what was there (because, again, I like/write the type of story that most people are into).

Other stuff that helps a lot:

• don't leave players in the dark. Always let them know how work's going because fan interest can only go so far and it's your story, so it's your job to keep players engaged.

• posting a demo and disappearing for months only works if you have a super successful WIP--two of my fave WIPs haven't been updated in years, but a lot of people (including myself) are still super pumped about them. That's the power of a strong demo.

• having a tumblr where you give a glimpse of the characters' minds does wonders to keep players interested.

• work on your demo. Writing isn't easy; sometimes your brain doesn't want to do its job, sometimes you feel like shit, sometimes a scene doesn't look right. You know what you do when that happens? You look at that scene in the face and tell it to go fuck itself. Then move on, write the next scene. You can come back later and fix it once you know what happens next. Like that writing advice says: "You can edit 200 words, but you can't edit 0 words."

• knowing this, be kind to yourself. You don't feel like writing? Do something else: watch a movie, play a game, work on your book's plot, listen to an analysis of a story you like. Use the downtime to unwind, and to learn about the craft. It'll make your stories a lot better.

• pace is key; you want your players to keep reading so try not to bore them with lengthy exposition; bring up questions every chapter and answer them as the story progresses.

• also, maybe don't compare your WIP's success to others? I know, funny after everything I've said, but hear me out: you don't know how successful the game will be once it's out. TWC and FH were less popular than they are today so who's to say yours isn't like those too.

There has to be a reason why you started to write your story. What was it? Mine was because I wanted to talk about a cosmic horror trying to "pass" as a human being (so basically an autobiography of sorts, ha!) And yeah, seeing TP hit that popularity line was awesome, but it wasn’t part of my plans. I honestly never thought people were going to look at my lacking world-building skills, and my underprivileged/gang-of-weird characters and think, "ah yes, finally the kind of story i've been wanting to read." I was very lucky and hopefully the popularity will help once the game is on sale because mama still needs to put a roof over her head.

That's all I can think of. Best of luck with your IF :3

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[genshinimpactkin]

Hello! :D

I saw that you can request kin matchups and that's pretty much just what I needed, considering how I always have a lot of trouble thinking about stuff like this- I don't really mind which mod's gonna be doing this by the way! I'm indecisive anyway haha

So, starting off with my MBTI and tritype!

I'm an ISFP-T 962!

And now onto the actual description:

I'd say it depends on where I am. If I'm out, near people IRL and all, I tend to be rather shy, quiet and I'm more of a loner. I don't really like interacting with others because of how awkward I usually am, so I'd prefer staying off to the side. If I do have to interact, I will try to be as polite as possible.

Well, on the topic of being around others, that's pretty much only when I'm forced to go out, since I'd rather stay inside.

Now, with that outta the way, lemme describe how I'm around friends and online pretty much!

I'm a lot more open and comfortable! I love to talk a lot, though I do hurt myself in the process because talking a lot hurts my throat-

Anyway, I'm rather chaotic and like to joke around and tease my friends a lot. If I see that they seem uncomfortable or they tell me to stop, I will of course! Though, sometimes I might miss the cue to do so if I understand how they wrote it as playful,,

Of course, I'll definitely apologize if that's the case! That won't really stop my crippling guilt problems from sneaking up for me though and I'd need a lot of encouragement and assurance that it's gonna be ok!

Ah yeah, I'm also really really caring! To a fault, even, as I will take drastic measures to make sure my friends are healthy. Though as it has caused conflict in the past I'm working on being a bit easier on that! I think it's been going well too :>

Just quick mentions are that I have anger issues and I act pretty impulsive. But I'm also working on that! The only thing I haven't been working on was my bad impulsive spending and gambling addiction- damn those casino Minigames put into children's games-

Other than that I give off lots of behaviour of ADD, but I haven't been diagnosed just yet with the situation going on worldwide, so it's been hard to contact my therapist again for a response to help me with the diagnosis.

And now the hobbies!

I don't have too many since I don't like being outside, but there still are some!

I love to draw and have been drawing for almost 11 years when my birthday comes up soon! I'm self taught.

I also absolutely love to listen to music, it's been just something super comforting to me even if the genre is a bit intense- It helps me to focus! My favourite genres are Jazz, swing and overall just videogame music! I'm not the biggest fan of techno though..

Of course, I've also latched onto playing a lot of video games. Mostly single player though, since multiplayer without friends stresses me out..

I'm also a huge fan of horror Games! While I don't get scared by them easily and prefer to make fun of the situation, I still love having to decide what to do! It helps to go against my bad indecisiveness too!

I hope this is all, I'm super sorry for making this so long, I got carried away aaaa ;;

Please take your time on this! I also apologize if the grammar was weird sometimes. English isn't my first language! And I'm writing this at midnight, oopsies..

I wish all the mods on this blog a lovely day and hope that everyone will stay safe! ✨💕

Hello. (I'm a fast reader; also, your grammar is perfectly fine. The more you include, the better assign I can give. :)

I assign... Hu Tao 👻

I know some of these things weren't inherently mentioned, but I feel like there's a quirky and endearing silly side to you.

Hu Tao is known for liking to pull pranks, but she also isn't popping in everywhere. In fact, spends her time in areas that are seen as odd. But necessary and important.

She enjoys making people happy, but she is also to herself. She thinks a lot, questions many things that others don't even begin to consider.

I feel in the depths of my core that Hu Tao fits you perfectly.

If you'd like me to reassign you, feel free to send another ask.

- Zhongli

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Scream

Genre: Thriller/Horror

Pairing: Hoseok/Reader

Word Count: 2,812

Tags: Thriller, Horror, Murder, Some fluff, Angst

Summary: It's tradition for you and your boyfriend to have an annual movie marathon on the eve of your birthday. A mysterious caller makes it a night you'll never forget. Scream!AU

You've always thought it was a satisfying sound; the popping of popcorn as it gets cooked.

In the living room, the screen of your Smart TV displays the Netflix homepage. It's the eve of your birthday and you're getting ready to watch a scary movie. It's a classic slasher one. Your boyfriend had phoned you no less than half an hour ago, telling you he'd be present to hold you as you start your annual movie marathon. You appreciate it, knowing Hoseok wasn't a fan of the horror genre but he was willing to spend one night a year to watch scary films with you.

You make it up to him, though, watching cheesy romance comedies and action movies on his birthday. A balanced compromise means a healthy relationship.

You're walking back and forth between the kitchen and the living room, wanting to make sure you don't miss a spot cleaning up, making sure you've got a large enough blanket draping the couch for when the night gets chilly, making sure your beverages are ready. When you deem everything presentable, you focus on your TV, clicking the first movie on your list.

Your boyfriend lived a few blocks away from your house, usually taking him less than 10 minutes from his house to yours and you wonder what's taking him so long. You're just about to pick your phone up to dial him when it rings, startling you enough to fumble with it when it nearly slips out of your fingers.

It's an unknown number. Pursing your lip, you answer the call.

You clear your throat, "Hello?"

"Hello." It's a man's voice.

You wait for a response. When only silence follows, you shut your eyes, rolling them behind your eyelids. It's a prank call.

Trying to sound as polite as you can, even using your customer service voice, you follow with a, "Yes?"

It takes two seconds for the receiving end to answer. "Who is this?"

You absentmindedly stride towards your kitchen, checking on the popcorn in the microwave, "Who are you trying to reach?"

"What number is this?" The man's voice was deep and smooth, but had a gentle tone. He sounded like he was genuinely asking, and you start to think your assumption was wrong.

You hum patiently. "What number are you trying to reach?"

"I don't know."

You nod, still staring at the microwave, "I think you have the wrong number."

"Do I?"

You hum again, hanging up with a, "It happens. Take it easy."

Your lips lift in a soft smile, the conversation with the soft spoken stranger turning out to be one of the most polite ones you've ever had. It takes a exactly second for you to remember why you even had your phone in your hand and you unlock the screen to dial again when,

It rings. You pick it up.

"Hello?" You start, tentative.

"Why don't you want to talk to me?" It's the man again and you're starting to sense in the pit of your stomach that something might not be right.

"Who is this?" You reply, closing your eyes and taking a silent breath, telling yourself not to assume the worst every time.

There's a chuckle on the other end, boyish and light. "You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine."

Just as you start to ponder if playing along would get this over with, your microwave dings. You peek at it and take out the popcorn.

Walking to the cupboards where you keep your boals, you make a disapproving noise. "Hm. Yeah, no. Sorry, it's just..stranger danger. You know how it is."

"What was that noise?" Still smooth, still gentle. Still a mystery.

Rolling your tongue in your cheek, you bite and play along. "My microwave. I'm making popcorn."

"Oh," There's a rustle, "You watching a movie? I only eat popcorn at movies."

"Well yeah." You giggle, giddy at the thought of spending the night with your boyfriend's hands gripping yours tightly.

"Really? What kind?"

Grabbing the bag of fresh popcorn and transferring it to a bowl with one hand was inconvenient, but you'd rather deal with it than stop the conversation with a stranger whose tone of voice you start to feel is familiar, "Just a scary movie. Pretty old."

The man drawls the next question, "do you like scary movies?"

You nod, even though you think he can't see you, "Yup."

His voice is husky now, his words throaty and drawled, "What's your favorite scary movie?"

Oh, now he's flirting with you, you realize. It might be one of Hoseok's friends playing a prank on you, maybe even your boyfriend himself and you inwardly huff.

"I don't know. They're all different in their own way, so there's no way to compare."

"Well, you have to have a favorite."

"Uh," You wrack your mind for a title, "well there's a recent one I just watched. New to the slasher franchise. The Boy. Heard of it?"

"Ah, yes the guy hiding inside walls, stalking his own baby sitter."

You're in the living room now, bowl of popcorn in your hand and setting it on the coffee table. "Yeah. Brahms Heelshire."

"Brahms! That's right. I liked that movie, it had a nice twist."

"It did have a nice twist, the ending kind of sucked though." You glance at the clock and your eyes twitch, not looking forward to your boyfriend once again apologizing for being late.

"Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend?" Speaking of boyfriend, you roll your eyes. It's Hoseok now, you're convinced. Hoseok with a voice changing app.

"Yes." Not for long unless he gets arrives in less than a minute to save his ass. You don't notice the way your finger accidentally taps the 'End Call' button.

Your phone rings again and you answer on first ring.

"So sorry! Didn't realize I hung up."

"Tell me your name."

You want to scoff, instead you shake your head. "Why do you wanna know my name?"

"Because I wanna know who i'm looking at."

Your blood seems to have went cold inside you, goosebumps suddenly erupt throughout your whole body and you shoot up, looking around you.

You swallow a lump in your throat. "What did you say?"

"I want to know who i'm talking to."

"That's not what you said." You rush to open the small drawer installed in your coffee table, taking out a bottle of pepper gel before bolting to your front door to make sure it was locked. You turn on the light on your porch and see no one present. You turn it back off.

Walking briskly to the sliding door between the small garden and the inside of your house, you turn the light on too, but again, you don't see anyone present. You huff now, gripping your phone tighter.

"I have to go now." Your cold, shaking fingers struggle to remove the phone from your ear.

"Wait.. I thought we were gonna go out."

"I don't think so. I have a boyfriend."

The voice, previously so gentle, turns hostile and violent, "DON'T HANG UP ON ME."

"Gotta go." You force out, willing yourself to hang up.

"DON'T—"

Your shaking as you try to recollect yourself. Yoongi left a gun here, you think. Said it was for self defense and he doesn't go without it whenever he walks his girl home. The last party, he was showing off. He had a gun and he passed out. He left it and you were going to return it tomorrow. But it's still here. Still in the house. You could go get it.

You clench your eyes shut, panic consuming you the more you try to remember whether you placed it in your father's seldomly used vault or in your bedroom's private drawer. Both were at the opposite ends of the house. You were having trouble just standing.

The phone rings again and you're tempted to let it ring until it goes away.

But you have to know..

"Yes?"

"I told you not to hang up on me." The gentle tone is completely gone.

You clutch the pepper gel tighter in your other hand, making sure it was unsealed, ready to be used. "What do you want?"

"To talk."

"Well, dial someone else, okay?"

The voice sounds amused now. "Getting scared?"

You grit your teeth. "No. Bored."

You hang up immediately, tired and afraid.

You run to check your back door, finding it locked as well. All of the doors were locked. There was no way someone else could get in.

Just as you back away from the door, your phone rings again and you're fed up.

"Listen, asshole—"

"NO. YOU LISTEN, YOU LITTLE BITCH. IF YOU HANG UP ON ME AGAIN I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. UNDERSTAND?"

It's deep and it roars.

You suppress a whimper. "Is this some kind of joke?"

"More of a game, really." It's calm again but you don't trust it one bit.

"I'm calling the police. I swear. They'll trace this and i'm filing charges." You threaten, gripping on to one of the curtains to ground yourself.

"They'll never make it in time." It's dark, it's deep, and you're so scared.

You release a sigh, and you sound defeated even to yourself. "What do you want?"

It's deeper this time, more throaty, less human, "To see what your insides look like."

You fumble to hang up, letting the phone fly out of your hands right after.

Your hands are shaking but you shake your head in determination as you reach for it again. You dial 911.

"Hello, 911. What's your emergency?"

"Can't—No time, he said he was here. Someone threatened to kill me. Said—said he could see me. Think he can see me. Said he'd kill me. Please send someone! Anyone!" You whisper frantically, backing against a corner to avoid any surprises.

"I understand. We'll send someone immediately."

You nod, unable to find your voice to even thank the receiver.

As you're curled up in the corner, you bury your face in your arms.

Then, you remember.

Hoseok is supposed to arrive any second. If someone dangerous was waiting to break in, Hoseok would be completely unaware and helpless.

Your pacifist boyfriend Hoseok wouldn't have anywhere to hide. To run to. You know for a fact he'd be walking this late at night with his car broken down since the previous week.

Better if it was just you. Better if you didn't drag him in.

Trembling, you dial his number.

"Hoseok?" You jump when he picks up the phone.

"Yeah, honey? I'm so sorry i'm late! I'm almost there!"

"My parents are here!" You squawk, and in the back of your mind, you're taken aback at how easy the lie fell off your tongue.

"My parents are here and pissed. Have—have to cancel." With a shuddering breath, you whisper delicately, "I love you."

"Wait, what? Y/N? DON'T HANG UP ON ME!"

You hang up.

Your phone rings again and you already know it's an unwelcome call.

"Hello?"

Silence.

"Who's there?"

"You should never say "Who's there?". Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish."

You loose your grip on the phone, letting it clatter to the floor just right by you. The voice buzzes. You tap the loudspeaker option.

You sigh. "What did I do?"

There's silence. You physically feel the energy draining out of you, the adrenaline taking its leave and in its stead, defeat. Your eyes are clenched shut, so that you don't have to see yourself die.

Your voice is croaky, and when you touch your face, it's wet with tears. You were crying? "There's must be something I did. Something I must've done for this. Can't you tell me?"

The phone clicks, signaling the call was ended from the other side.

You hear a crash from upstairs. The shattering of glass. You locked the doors, but the windows are breakable.

"Y/N!!" You hear Hoseok's voice, his fists banging on your front door. "LET ME IN!"

Multiple thuds from the other side. Hoseok was trying to break down the door.

It's too late. You hear footsteps approach you and you curl tighter around yourself, keeping your eyes shut.

You whisper then, "Get it over with. Just don't touch him."

The footsteps stop in front of you. "Sure. Loverboy's queued right after you."

It's like you've been brought back to life, hearing that sentence. You snap your eyes open and realize you're still gripping the pepper gel in your hand. You look up at your tormentor, sees a a shapeless silhouette with a mask on, a knife aiming to pierce through you but just as he gets close, you empty the bottle. Even through the mask. It has to have a hole for him to see, right? You hope.

There's a yelp from the masked man, and you dash towards your front door, your hands still shaking as you undo all the bolts. Hoseok looks red in the face, but you grab his hands to run.

"Fuck!" The masked man sputters, throwing his disguise down and upon hearing something hit the ground, you risk a glance behind you.

Your blood boild at the sight of a familiar face.

"Yoongi?!"

"Fuck. Who the fuck do you think? Fuuuck!" The man rolls on the ground, grunting in pain as he rubs at his eyes.

"Yoongi! I told you I didn't approve of this shit!" Hoseok growls, marching towards his best friend.

"Fuck you! It was you idea, asswipe!" Yoongi bites. "It was his idea, Y/N!" Yoongi chances a peek at you with one eye as he totally rats his best friend out, his whole face red and wincing, "Said you liked horror movies! Said this was foreplay for you! I'm the victim! I fucking climbed up with the tree that had a fucking bee's nest! I have ant bites all over my fucking ass! I have three splinters! Fucking hell! Ow!" He chokes on a sob as the gel finally settles in his eyeball.

"Wha.." You look at your boyfriend, confused beyond comprehension.

"Listen, I said it in passing and I was drunk! I didn't know they'd do this to you!" Hoseok raises up his hands in a defenseless manner.

"You scared the shit out of me, Yoongi!" You growl, marching towards where he's curled up into a ball, clutching his face in agony.

"God, please take me to a hospital." Yoongi pleads.

"You deserve this, you son of a bitch! I can't believe you took him seriously while he was drunk! You gave me that advice yourself!" You stomp on the mask he was wearing, picking it up to examine it just to throw it back to the ground in pure rage.

"So," Hoseok nuzzles his head against your shoulder, trailing kisses to your neck, "happy birthday?"

Yoongi huffs from his hospital bed as he watches the two of you practically melt into each other.

"Oh, shut it. You brought this on yourself." You stick out your tongue at your boyfriend's best friend.

"Whatever." Yoongi grunts, "Call Jiah. Tell her I have to cancel on our plans for tomorrow. My eyes hurt."

You giggle as your boyfriend's lips land on a ticklish spot behind your ear.

"Fine. Let me get my phone." You reach over to grab your bag and Hoseok whines at the momentary loss of your warmth. You stare at your phone, head tilting in wonder and you call out, "Hey Yoons, I can't believe you could say all that stuff."

Yoongi glares at you from his spot. "What stuff?"

"About gutting me and shit. That was traumatizing." You shake your head, and you miss the look of confusion shot in your direction.

"What?" Yoongi looks at you like you've morphed into a duck. "No I didn't."

You hum as your boyfriend resumes rudely ravaging your neck. "Didn't what?"

"Say that. I only called you twice. It was a prank call. I asked you if you had a boyfriend just in case you were playing Hoseokkie and you said yes so I clearly failed."

You feel your heart drop to your feet.

"Why did you break my window, then?" You whisper, pressing yourself closer to Hoseok as fear crawls back up your spine.

"What? I didn't. You said your parents' windows were never locked so I went in through there."

Your hands twitch, still holding your phone.

"Y/N? You okay?" Hoseok asks, wary of the way your face loses color.

You whisper, barely audible, "Someone was really there."

A few blocks away from your house, a girl grips her phone with a bloodied hand.

Your caller ID flashes on the screen. Too late.

(A/N: don't know if i'm making this a series. user @curlykoo who has since deactivated but complimented me and liked horror fics this is for u 💕 + most of the dialogue is actually from the movie itself!)

#bts #jhope #jung hoseok #jung hoseok angst #jhope angst #jhope x reader #reader x jhope #hoseok x reader #reader x hoseok #bts horror #bts angst #bts thriller #bts fluff #min yoongi thriller #rm #jin #suga #v #jungkook #taehyung #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #kim seokjin #kim namjoon #min yoongi #park jimin

[shinovii]

Oh wow, what a Saturday it's become! These episodes came out of the woodwork, and holy smokes I got so excited to watch em!!!

Okay......how many episodes have we had involving Royal Woods Elementary? Not complaining, just needed a headcount. Also, with an episode name like "Stall Monitor", I was expecting something different. Hmm......ah well, on with the show!!!

Tonight is Parent Teacher Conference night, the single most worrisome day for any student in elementary school.....and maybe middle, and Mrs. Johnson aims to speak to each student's parents. Yes, that also includes Lincoln's as well and he's beyond worried (thank Clyde for the paper bag assist). With all the potential moments he listened, he feels it's gonna be rough for him once Mrs. J speaks to Lynn Sr. and Rita. As such, the man with the plan intends to put a halt to it, but not without some help from the gang...

Okay show of hands, how many actually dreadend Parent Teacher Conferences? It always feels like it wasn't as terrible as most shows made it out to be (well.....unless you were that one mischievous kid, that is.) But I digress, not too bad an episode this one was. It's always interesting seeing what kind of plan Lincoln cooks up because there's many different things he can think of, which makes for some pretty entertaining shenanigans. I'm also glad we got to see the gang's parents show up as well, and even they gave me some good chuckles too (plus seeing Liam's Mee Maw was every bit as crazy as I had thought she'd be). I'll admit the ending was just as I had figured, but it wasn't bad. Overall a solid episode, gave the gang more to work with, and shows Lincoln in his lovable goofy environment.

Also, always count on the McBrides to deliver when on screen!

I was wondering when Luan was gonna get another episode, lo and behold! Not only that......it's a ship episode too! Great!!! But, even something this good is not without its blemishes....

In the lovely residence that is Casa Loud, awakens a bright and very chipper Luan Loud! It's for good reason too, as it just so happens be her very first date with Benny (yeah, Benny! Ya know, from such classic episodes as L is For Love and Stage Plight)! It's such a joyous occasion for her, but unfortunately it gets cut short as Luan seems to have grown a bulbous boil (no one tell Elmer). Timing........it is impeccable and it hits Luan like a truck! After some helpful (and pretty much ignored) advice from dear big sis Lori, Luan sets out to get her pestering pimple remedied before her big date and the siblings are here to help!

Ohhhh wow this was just a treat! I know it's the typical zit plot, but this was a good way to do this to be honest. Luan, even when she's trying to handle a serious situation, continues to make light of it in her own way and I love it (plus Mr. Coconuts is at his A-game this time around)! Is it ever a doubt in my mind why she remains my third favorite Loud sister? No.......no there is not! We also needed an episode that helps add to the newfound ship that is Luanny (ship development is a damn needed thing), and this one delivers a tad bit! Credit to Benny too, he comes off as a pretty decent character in this! Hard to believe he was just some random teen without a single line of dialogue before. See, this is something I want TLH to do more of, expanding the world and fleshing out the extra stuff (whether in the show or comics, I don't mind it). It would help add more depth to characters that people in the fandom like but are very underappreciated. As for the closing moments, it is sweet, simplistic, but cracks me up in good Luan fashion! It's a very nice episode, but not something to be overly hyped about tho.

Well I guess that's about it for this double feature, and another Saturday done! Until next-

Oh......oh my......it's.....it's a......a.........TRIPLE FEATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so, remember after The Great Lakes City Tour I said I "wasn't" going to do impressions on episodes of The Casagrandes? Well........THIS ONE IS A HELL OF AN EXCEPTION!!!!!!! Yes everybody, I'm talking about "The Horror-Scope", and for good reason too! I see great things out of this one, so says the fortune! Let's get underway, shall we?

We begin this episode with.....astrology? Yes, it seems Rosa is about to watch a fortune telling show by "Ernesto Estrella" (voiced by George freaking Lopez, yes! Wait, he voices a character named.....Ernie? Ha!), and young Ronnie Anne is being a bit of a skeptic. However, it seems today's fortune reads that fire signs are gonna find love, and wait a second......Ronnie Anne's a fire sign (conveniently). She may deny, but then "COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED AND NOT WELL TIMED FOR THE PLOT", she gets a call from Lincoln......and he's on his way to hang out with her! Rosa, possibly overhearing somehow, sees this as a sign, but Ronnie Anne is quick to deny it saying the two are "just friends" (Careful when saying such a thing Ronalda, the power of love is always so strong). So the snowy haired boy arrives and the two set off to spend the day, but is the fortune proving true to Ronnie Anne? We'll find out!

Sigh.........ya know, I ship these two so much, and if I have to go through so much slowburn to see this at the endgame.......hit me with EVERYTHING YA GOT IN THE COMING EPISODES!!!! Let's be honest, this was Ronniecoln fuel in every step of the way, and by gosh do I love it! The interactions, the dialogue, even the many scenes it had were filled with shipteasing and it'd be hard to miss any of it (they know full well what to do with these two, I'm sure of it). I will admit I'm a little bummed that Sid didn't play a bigger role in the shipteasing as well, but one can't leave a pet bird flying away forever (unless you're Sergio). Also, love the callback to previous TLH episode with Lincoln, it kept some good continuity which is always welcome! Even the closing moments were just a bundle of feels for me, I was so happy by the end of it! Now I may not be the top Ronniecoln shipper around (I'd be "flying too close to the Sun" if I claimed I was lol), but I'd still recommend this even if you like the dynamic these two have when they're together! A fun episode, good choice of a guest star, and tons of shipteasing that I'd watch over and over!

Well then, I guess that's it for our triple feature! I just couldn't let this slip by me, not by a longshot! This was a crazy good day TLH/TCG fans and I couldn't be anymore satisfied! Until next time everybody when the next new episodes come by!!!!

#the loud house #the casagrandes #season 4 impressions #stall monitor #lincoln loud #a pimple plan #luan loud #tlh benny #the horror-scope #ronnie anne santiago #ronniecoln

[doctor-ciel]

"What is OneShot and why should I play it?"

Ah, what a wonderful question. OneShot is an indie RPG with a 97% rating on Steam and a 98% from Google users. Its developer is Little Cat Feet and its composer is Casey Gu. It's a really cute metafictional game with interesting gameplay and endearing characters! Its description on Steam says, "OneShot is a surreal top down Puzzle/Adventure game with unique gameplay capabilities. You are to guide a child through a mysterious world on a mission to restore its long-dead sun. The world knows you exist."

"Metafictional, you say? Does that mean it's like Undertale or Doki Doki Literature Club?"

Oneshot was actually made before either of them! It was first released in 2014, while Undertale came out in 2015 and DDLC in 2017. It also had a Solstice update in 2016, but I'll talk about that later.

In terms how similar it is to them, I'd say Oneshot is by far more like Undertale than DDLC. The only way it's similar to DDLC at all is that it directly breaks the fourth wall, rather than "leaning" on it like Undertale does. But aside from that, the two games aren't alike at all. First of all, it's not a horror game. In fact, as far as I recall, there is little to no horror elements in the whole game. That's not to say it's saccharine, of course, in fact it's far from it. Speaking of which.......

"I'm really not in the mood to cry. Should I play this game?"

Absolutely not. Chalk that up to another way this game is similar to Undertale(note that I'm only comparing it to Undertale and DDLC because they're the most popular indie meta games -- I could talk about Oneshot's similarities to OFF, for example, but that's a post for another day). Anyways, Oneshot is a VERY emotional game. Without going into too spoiler-y territory, it gets you to care about the characters and the world a LOT, and then puts you in very stressful situations regarding them.

"What was the "Solstice update" you were talking about earlier?"

For the longest time, Oneshot had about half or less the content it has now, had lower quality sprites, and also if you closed the game you couldn't play it again(which, I mean there were reasons behind that, but it's nice that they removed that bit). The whole game was made in one month, but it was free to download.

Then, one day in 2016, an update came out, called the "Solstice Update." I am CERTAINLY not going to tell you what the update was about or the details of how it impacted the game, but for now all you need to know is that it doubled the content, added more to the story, and showed us characters that were only hinted at in the original iteration of the game.

"I'm starting to like the idea of this game, but I'm still on the fence. What are some things about the game that you like that will seal the deal for me?"

Oh boy, I'm glad you asked! As I said before, the characters are endearing, and they also have good character design. The world building is amazing, and focuses on a few specific things that really make the game unique(for example, clovers, libraries, robots, luminescent rocks called "phosphor", rams, the sun, etc.). It also takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, but not neccesarily our world, and (and this is important) it also isn't one of those gritty hellscape worlds where life sucks. The art and soundtrack are also amazing, in fact I'm listening to the soundtrack as I type this. The plot is fantastic, well-paced, and has moments of tension while also having lots of cute and fun-filled moments. The gameplay is unique, but I won't spoil how. And if none of this is working for you, then the main character is a cat child named Niko who loves pancakes, and if that alone isn't the cutest fucking thing, then I don't know what to tell you, you heartless person.

"Should I really get into it?"

I mean, I just wrote a paragraph talking about all the things I love about it, so this may be just a bit biased, but....... yes. Yes you should. The fandom may be small and relatively inactive, but we could always use more members, and I also don't think anyone should miss out on an opportunity to play a game as amazing as this.

“Alright, you’ve convinced me. How do I get into this?”

If you want to play the game yourself, you can buy it on Steam for $9.99, or buy the soundtrack bundle for $18.87. If you can't or don't want to buy it, this is a good playthrough of it that includes the Solstice content(if you watch these, I'd look up how to get to the Solstice content after you watch the all endings video, otherwise you might be very confused). Here is the official OneShot trailer.

"I have watched the trailer and played the game and holy shit you were right, this game is amazing! But the fandom is so small and inactive! What should I do?"

As Ghandi says, be the change you wish to see in the world! We can't do much to make other people join the fandom, but we can produce content ourselves! Make fanart, fanfic, and edits, no matter how "skilled" you might consider yourself to be! In fact, if you are a new or unskilled artist, fandoms like these are the perfect place to master your art! I can assure you that every work is appreciated by the underfed fans, and there's not a whole lot of pressure to make masterpieces here! We're all just appreciating this game together. If you're looking for some good OneShot blogs, I'd recommend @daylightsavings, @daily-niko, @here-at-the-eleventh-hour, @oneshotfanbase, @asktheoneshotcast, and @incorrect-oneshot-quotes-blog

#oneshot #oneshot game #niko #the world machine #the entity #calamus #alula #magpie #rue #rowbot #rpg #indie rpg #indie rpgs #game rec #long post

[jinniebabyangel]

Vixx anon :) ohh yeah! I checked the vids you recommended 👁️👁️ my valentine and love me do might be my faves of all those. And you get what I meant with the subtle maturity and sensuality. It's there in the choreo and how they are into character telling the story. There's no excessive 'play' with the camera, there's no need because they know how to tell the story. Another thing I forgot to mention is their choreos are all so awesome and there's not too much moves or too much of everything just enough to be on beat and to, again, tell the concept. also I keep listening to this is vixx on spoty and do they have any bad songs?!!? lol circle, black out, trigger, milky way, in the cold night have entered the faves chat :) my valentine, love me do too :))

- there's a member that's so graceful and delicate when dancing (they are all good really) he is so... delicate yeah, elegant he caught my eye on the stage mixes maybe you can tell who I'm talking about... maybe I saw him in some drama? secondary character? I'm not sure 🤔🤔🤔 I only know Ken by name :( sorry will check them properly next time

- their voices 💜 lovely color in all of them, so pleasant

- I keep going back to Scentist mv I love it big time, the suits outfits... can BH hire their stylists pleek 😬

- I make myself sad because I watch this group and think Jin would fit so well here 😔 it's what we have, it's what we got *resigned* 🤷

Ahhhh..you remind me of me when I first got into vixx 😩 I totally get you.

About their choreos..a fun fact is that they are so particular bc, since they're all very tall, they kinda struggled to be in sync and had to come up with different moves/formations. This resulted into a big win for their artistry 🙌 and the members were always involved, suggesting dance moves.

The member who caught you attention, Hakyeon (N) is also a choreographer for vixx and other groups. He's an amazing dancer, and nowadays an amazing actor. I've lost count of how many dramas he's been on, since he was discharged in late 2020.

Another fun fact. Their stylists got the nickname GOD by the fans, bc of how good she is.

Ah, since you seemed to like their horror/dark concepts. When you listen to the albums, don't miss out on the intros!

[leoninapelliolovesconchitawurst]

ENGLISH TRANSLATION (Scott Rand)

LT1 Startalk Interview at the Bristol Hotel 25/01/20

with Petra Stumpf

https://www.lt1.at/sendungen/stars_society/ich-bin-ein-sehr-sexueller-mensch/

https://youtu.be/FAw2HtQQhx0

That was back then, Tom Neuwirth alias Conchita Wurst, a diva who won the Eurovision Song Contest for Austria in 2014.

And this is nowadays. Wurst, fetish look and electro pop. With his third album Tom has freed himself. We meet the Upper Austrian in his adoptive home Vienna at the hotel bar in the Bristol next to the Opera. What hasn't changed is that the star is punctual to the minute.

Petra Stumpf: Welcome to LT1 startalk, my guest today - how do I address you Conchita, Tom or Wurst, which do you prefer?

Tom: It's up to you, I use to say at the end of the day it's always Wurst (it's all the same to me). With a certain look I feel more like a woman, whatever that means and in certain looks I am more masculine, whatever that means and at the end of the day I don't care. One cannot generalise, of course for many people their identity is important and how they see themselves. I realize more and more that gender should be completely irrelevant in a society.

P: I was very curious in which look you would turn up today, blond, bald, long hair, short hair, at the moment everything is possible when it comes to you. Does it depend on your current mood or is it calculative if you turn up as a male or female?

T: There are concerts and events where I know I want to wear an evening gown and release my inner Mariah Carey, on other days I have no concept at all and put up what I fancy at the moment. Some things need a certain preparation, when I want to bleach my hair, I can't decide it on the spot and two hours later I'm blond and the story about the bald head was, that I wanted to express - I did't want to express anything with the bald head per se - but I had joined the Opera Ball to advertise the EU elections and when I shaved my head, I hadn't even known yet that I would go to the Opera Ball. In retrospect it had been destiny and was supposed to happen exactly like that and to answer the question, I seldom reflect, sometimes I fancy something but if something else comes up that is more in line, then I change my mind.

P: Your impact on me is that you feel very liberated since this transformation, is that true?

T: I started to reconsider rules I don't even know who made them and to discard them and find out what makes me happy instead of saying: I have to be the president's wife, that's what people expect and what sells, I'm also in the priviliged situation to say, I don't care, I do what I want and feel but during the process I develop and reconsider so many things and I don't know if everyone thinks it's funny, but I always say it's essential to learn how to read and write. It's important for communication, but how needs spelling?

P: Seriously?

T: If I understand what you want to tell me, for example if you write an essay in German full of blooming imagination and there are twists in the story and it's interesting to read, and then you have 5 spelling errors and fail to pass the exam.

P: I agree about that, but it repels me if someone writes to me on Whatsapp and there are 1000 spelling errors. That's awful.

T: It doesn't matter to me, as long as I understand what you mean.

P: Since you say it is Wurst to you, you recorded your new album as Wurst, finest electro pop, it is autobiographic and was a kind of therapy for you, is that true?

T: Yes, the lyrics and music were written by Eva Klampfer, Lylit, an Upper Austrian and it was produced by Albin Janoska, who is the electro guru in this country. In this triad we made this great album. Eva spent many hours with me and learned a lot about me and I often repeat it, I'm not sure if she wanted to know all of it. But when one doesn't write the lyrics oneself, one can only achieve an authentic piece of music when I'm candid and all of these titles are of course metaphors of all the things I experienced and I know what each song is about and considered if I should explain it or write it into the booklet but then I thought, it's nobody's business and I want to keep it to myself and don't want to impose to the audience what to interpret into those songs. I love to make music videos, I can't write songs, but I hear music and see pictures and I can convert that, that's my essential part and I love to do it but with it I already open a world that indicates a certain direction and emotions, but it's too much fun to miss out on it.

P: I have to show the booklet and for example this picture, videos and booklet are very revealing, very erotic with fetish outfits, did it take you a lot of effort, because your parents and your granny see it too.

T: I'm a very sensual person and I'm not shy with my family, they know me so well, they have known me when I still wet my pants. I don't have to pretend what I am and sometimes I think it will not be her favourite topic for my granny in her crochet round but I am what I am and that's the result of their upbringing. My parents have no reason for complaining about my liberalness or that I live my life in the public, I am the person I am because they raised me that way.

P: Did your parents teach you the facts of life or was it your grandmother, sometimes the grandparents do that.

T: Funny that you address this topic. No, it was my aunt, she's awesome and during Christmas one discusses everything. My aunt is responsible or was a good deal involved in my fashion aesthetics. Listen, my aunt took me to the first musical I have ever seen, Rocky Horror Picture Show, imagine I was about - when is one admitted into such a show, I think 12, and I remember my aunt asked me: "Do you know what a virgin is?" and I replied: "My Mum was born in August, so she's a Virgo." and then there was a talk with my mother if she was allowed to explain it to me and she did and then I came into this show as a 12 year old gay boy and was amazed. What, one can do this, this is allowed? And everyone thinks it's awesome, she revealed a whole new world to me and I still remember what she wore, a transparent Woolford body that only covered the breasts in the shape of a lava lamp and Yoko Ono flares with slits at the sides that where overlapping, so when she walked her bare legs were displayed. My aunt is a fashion icon and that's where my liberty comes from, I think nobody was surprised.

P: You don't often come to Upper Austria, where your family is, but on 12th March you will come to the Posthof in Linz because you are on tour with the new songs. This home game in Linz is something special for you?

T: I'm totally looking forward to it. Linz is always special for me. I have a tour, there will be some concerts in Germany, I'll be in Poland and will also be in Austria and Linz is magic, I can't describe it, it's also the audience that likes to experience music and there are people who are not my fans per se, but who are interested in new music. That's so cool, I'm not always that open-minded, I think rock is not my cup of tea, but okay I'm going to listen to it. People in Linz are totally relaxed and I'm looking forward. And it will be different with my live band and it will be awesome.

P: You are a fantastic live performer, I've often seen you and take my hat off to you. Back then in Linz, international fans had come completely dressed in Conchita outfit. How do they deal with the transformation, do they go along with it and come now with short hair?

T: It's exciting you mention this, I love my fans and they are crazy in an affectionate way and travel from everywhere around the world and then sit there and listen to this concert for the 14th time and are still enthusiastic and have fun to ponder, ah there he didn't know the lyrics, he has forgotten them again and that's so cool, because it's simply the truth. Without those fans who come regularly, I wouldn't exist and without them I wouldn't be able to shine in certain situations, because sometimes you come to an event and notice, ah maybe they don't find me that awesome but there are always people present I can rely on and who say I don't care what happens behind my back, I'm here because of you and I celebrate you so much and then it spreads. It's exciting how such a relationship we have after all develops, particularly because of the different look and music and there are many who sighingly say, I want to hear the ballads and I understand that, I also love the ballads, but there's a time for everything.

P:  Variety is that extra something.

T: Absolutely. It's a challenge for me and a whole different vocal field, suddenly it's about voice colours and textures and not how long can I scream this note, and I can hold it for a long time.

P: Will you play none of your ballads on this tour?

T: Not at the moment. I have the occasional concerts with an orchestra, the next ones will be in Sydney and I'm thrilled to go back to Australia after many years, the current situation there is everything else but delightful but I'm very content not to let this orchestra programme die either, because it's so much fun. Also From Vienna With Love I recorded with the symphonic orchestra is a gift for me and then retrieve it a year later and say: I still can do it! That's cool, you know.

P: We are in Vienna today and not in Upper Austria, as you hardly come to us anymore.

T: Don't emphasize it that much, it's like that at the moment, I will come back.

P: On 12th March at the latest he'll be there at the concert. But we are now at the hotel Bristol in Vienna and you also have a special connection to this place.

T: I have a deep attachment to this hotel, one of my all-time favourite photos was taken by Mrs Ziegelböck, who also comes from Upper Austria. There was a fashion photo shoot for Rondo and we are often here and everytime I give interviews we get support from the staff and they provide us with these awesome suites and catering and we are pleased to see each other, there's appreciation and it's such a traditional building, rich in history and I was allowed to work abroad, but when I come back home, I love Austria, I love Vienna so much, in my opinion it's the coolest city in the world.

P: It was ranked the most livably city too. And the most unfriendly one.

T: If you allow to be insulted, I'm above that.

P: I continue with the word rap.

Question: Do you prefer to be man or woman?

T: We already discussed, I don't care.

Question: I can imagine having children one day.

T: That's tough. I've considered how I would raise a child, what values I would convey and what it would mean. But I'm not ready to have children, because I'm so egocentric and have some interhuman deficits. You wanted a short reply. I have no idea.

Question: I like to sleep...

T: For a long period of time and you want something provocative. I sleep in the nude.

Question: What are you not able to do?

T: I'm bad at waiting and I sometimes get bitchy. My friends who work with me know me well enough to know that when I start giving curt replies.

Question: Your favourite place?

T: My apartment, my nest. After a period of travelling a lot, one's own bed is priceless.

Question: I learned most things from...

T: All people I meet. I recognise afterwards when one sits together during the holidays, I have it from you that I always run around half naked.

Question: The inscription on my tombstone should read.

T: I hope I won't have a tombstone. I'll be cremated.

P: But there has also to be a place for the urn. Maybe in someone's cupboard at home.

T: If I want to annoy them I'll write into my will: You have to place me beside your television. I want it to be stagy, get cremated and scatter the ash around.

P: Then one cannot visit you anymore.

T: You don't have to. That's overrated, everyone shall carry me inside their hearts.

P: No grave of honour in Vienna?

T: The dress from the Eurovision inside a showcase is sufficient.

P: Thank you, it was very funny.

T: What a great interview.

#conchitawurst #wurst #tomneuwirth #singer #artist #esc2014 #escwinner #music #performer #lgbt #celebrity #interview #translation