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science-bastard · 2 years
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skulls look like the tectonic plate map. please fix this asap.
Human Patch Notes 8/30/2022
+ polished skulls to make them smooth like sharks and remove resemblance to tectonic plate maps
+ added fangs for sexy
+ fixed bug that would cause unintentional clipping through different dimensions
- removed appendix
- removed Herobrine
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cyarsk52-20 · 1 month
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What do we need to hear from this violent troll for? He can fade into obscurity in prison and leave us tf alone.
Nobody cares about what he has to say.
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and why is Adiln Ross agree to this? Did he get j pay too? Wrote a letter? Visit the prison for conjugal too???
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literalgerm · 2 years
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you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.
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trueoftroy · 2 years
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The sound of your voice is magical
And the way you hold me, it is enchanting
Most times I don’t want to let go
Your smile means so much to me, it uplifts my soul
 it is the greatest assurance I have got
Your gorgeousness is enchanting
When you walk, you ooze awesomeness
Oh! Boy! Am I one lucky human to have come across this rare gem
My money couldn’t buy this happiness, joy I get every day of my life
You are one bumper package
When I am with you, I lost track of time
You are my treasure, and I won’t lose you
I have and will never stop loving you
As I have from the beginning
I cannot begin to write how much I love you
But you mean everything to me
You give me happiness unlimited
You might not really know how much I love you
But I have the rest of my life to show you
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romcommunist · 3 years
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First part of red, and magenta
Also, I thought orange said "Im going to fist you"
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damn not too nice just need to snap. jk but thank u can i get a uhhhhhhh jr bacon cheeseborger, fries, frosty, and nuggets thx xoxo
i dont wanna know what universe has competitive fisting that sounds scary
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pien-art · 2 years
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PLINKO NO MORE ‼️
(ref post by @literalgerm here)
this was so fun to draw honestly plinko horse saved me from art block <3
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science-bastard · 2 years
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hello, it is I... your apprentice. I come to you seeking answers. The first ingredient in goldfish crackers are "smiles". How are they harvesting enough to keep up with production?
ah my dear underling! i can provide many answers to many questions.
the smiles are induced daily through ingestion by the collection population and harvested when they drop to the ground fully ripe (the smiles, not the collection population). the smiles then undergo chemical processing to make them something that the human digestive system can process and absorb nutrients from.
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cyarsk52-20 · 1 month
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What do we need to hear from this violent troll for? He can fade into obscurity in prison and leave us tf alone.
Nobody cares about what he has to say.
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and why is Adiln Ross agree to this? Did he get j pay too? Wrote a letter? Visit the prison for conjugal too???
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cyarsk52-20 · 1 month
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What do we need to hear from this violent troll for? He can fade into obscurity in prison and leave us tf alone.
Nobody cares about what he has to say.
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and why is Adiln Ross agree to this? Did he get j pay too? Wrote a letter? Visit the prison for conjugal too???
But seriously I don’t wanna interview him. It’s not because I’m a coward or I’m nervous about speaking to people (which I am but in my defense I haven’t been around people very often since I graduated high school) but it’s because if I do choose to interview him it’s going to take a miracle that I don’t end up strangling him or at least feel like it
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cyarsk52-20 · 2 months
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What do we need to hear from this violent troll for? He can fade into obscurity in prison and leave us tf alone.
Nobody cares about what he has to say.
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and why is Adiln Ross agree to this? Did he get j pay too? Wrote a letter? Visit the prison for conjugal too???
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cyarsk52-20 · 2 months
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What do we need to hear from this violent troll for? He can fade into obscurity in prison and leave us tf alone.
Nobody cares about what he has to say.
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and why is Adiln Ross agree to this? Did he get j pay too? Wrote a letter? Visit the prison for conjugal too???
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literalgerm · 2 years
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I am convinced bill wurtz has a shitposting account on here somewhere. He is one of us.
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literalgerm · 2 years
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literalgerm · 2 years
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advice on teaching myself russian?
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literalgerm · 2 years
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my youtube algorithm is direct representation of my flow of thoughts. they've done well. too well.
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literalgerm · 2 years
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While looking around on personality-database, I came across my MBTI and enneagram match.
From this point on, I will be identifying as
the fucking cold war.
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