#literally dgaf who he dates after

[yeonban]

Unprompted.

Anonymous asked: Soma, if everyone in Hi no Moto was about to die but you could choose 1-2 people to survive who would they be? Would your answer change if you survived along with them?

❛ Shishikado and the Obsidian Goddess' vessel. ❜ The answer is immediate, no hints of hesitation, yet taking the contents of his reply into consideration it's clear that Soma's choice isn't a mere spur of the moment one (if it had been, his closest friends would have certainly been selected). ❛ "If everyone in Hi no Moto was about to die", ❜ He repeats calmly, highlighting the core of his thought process. They obviously meant if everyone was about to get killed. ❛ There's nothing capable of a feat like that other than the kishin. Even then, it'd take more than three of their strongest ones to kill all of us. ❜ If the war from fifteen years ago, in which three great kishin and four black dogs had stood in their way couldn't obliterate humankind, then only something of a greater magnitude would be able to do so, which only really left the black kishin as an option to consider (at least as far as he's aware).

❛ If I could only save one or two people, it'd be an useless effort to choose a blue, green or yellow soul. They can't cut a kishin's horns. Red souls can, but we rely on a link to do it, which means we'd only be as good as a distraction can be. If there ever is a need for one, Musashi could double as the vessel and the red soul. ❜ The Goddess is an abstract concept to him, a fairy tale in the flesh, but in a scenario as bleak as the one provided... Soma has to agree that she would be one of their last bastions of hope.

As for his other pick... ❛ Shishikado would be our safest bet, in my opinion. He knows more about the oni than the rest of us combined, and he has a white soul. The only color that can fight on its own. If anyone could figure out a way to deal with the kishin alone, it'd have to be him. ❜ That, and although Soma doesn't mention it, he has taken Shishikado's psyche into account as well. The other grand general has never been a people person (always seeking refuge somewhere else, in his head or otherwise) and out of everyone he's come to know, the white soul is perhaps the most likely to get over everyone's deaths in the long run rather than wallow in misery for the rest of his life.

The answer to the second question comes just as swiftly as the first, and Soma is aware that under these circumstances, his life would completely lose its meaning. He's pushed onwards despite the cadavers burdening his shoulders for far too long as is, enough times to have lost count over the years, with the sole purpose of ensuring his people's safety. If everyone he'd ever held dear was to disappear... if he remained with nothing to fight for or protect... then what would even be left of him, if not an empty shell of an existence? ❛ I'd choose those two regardless. I'd end up dying either way. ❜

#muse: date soma. #Anonymous #* date soma. / ic. #Soma really went 'I'm a captain first a man second.' which is ngl both tragic and commendable at the same time #also that very last bit he said... (shakes him like a maraca) Soma really Would die even if he survived at first #he'd either die as the distraction so the other 2 could kill the kishin; or he'd Willingly die after they succeeded in their goal #bc there would be nothing left to live for in his eyes. he's not as open as Shishikado who could find closure in other countries #If his people and his friends would ALL die; Soma'd exist for... what exactly? for who? #He sees Shishikado as a friend but they've ALWAYS had an invisible wall btwn them courtesy of Shishikado so Soma knows he'd be fine alone #He dgaf about Musashi and the Obsidian Goddess either so to him they'd also be as good as nonexistent; leaving him to be literally alone

[lewisvinga]

this little life | carlos sainz x fem! reader

summary; when childhood lovers y/n and charles break up, it sends the whole internet into chaos. what sends them into an even bigger chaotic mess was the reasoning behind their breakup and who she turned to for comfort afterwards.

fc; cindy kimberly

warnings; cursing, cheating, slut shaming

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri

note; requested ! there’s a couple of typos on the tweets LMAO n i felt too lazy to fix ‘em🤕

masterlist !

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yourusername: moving onto bigger & better things.

yourbestfriend: AWOOGA

yourbestfriend: gorgeous gorgeous girls dgaf abt men

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username: any1 notice that carlos liked lol

username: he’s been following her for a few years now lol

username: just saying, why are u liking ur friends ex’s post a bit weird me thinks

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yourbestfriend replied to your story

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yourbestfriend that’s a hairy ass arm i know that’s not french boy

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yourbestfriend then WHO

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tagged; carlossainz55

carlossainz55: 😍😍😍

yourusername: te quiero ❤️ [i love you]

yourusername: te quierooooo❤️‍🩹

username: uhm excuse me?????

username: oh !

username: well that’s….

username: this is such slutty behavior tbh, going from driver to driver months after breaking up w her CHILDHOOD BOYFRIEND🤢

username: literally a homie hopper

username: it’s such whorish behavior 💀

username: y’all talking abt y/n when this makes carlos SUCH a bad teammate, no wonder lewis is taking his seat

username: idc what y’all say they’re a FINEEEE couple

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yourbestfriend: hairy man gets a little pass from me……

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carlossainz55: u don’t gotta worry abt me trust🫡

username: this is SUCH nasty behavior from both of them

username: poor charles ☹️☹️

username: i always had a bad feeling abt her, guess its bc she’s a slut

username: breaking up with ur ex after dating since 15, then a few months get w his teammate?? that’s such gold digger behaviorrrrr

username: carlos is SUCH a shitty teammate, can’t even keep his dick in his pants and goes for his teammates ex, NASTY🤮🤮😷

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lilymhe: cute but when are u and y/b/f coming to the paddock i miss my gfs 🕊️

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carlossainz55: why’re you trying to steal MY girlfriend

yourbestfriend: she was ours first MOVE BACK

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#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #carlos sainz smau #carlos sainz social media au #carlos sainz imagine #carlos sainz x reader

[sharkorok]

heeseung w/ an inexperienced s/o

cw/genre: this is fluff!!! fluff!!, headcanon format, cursing, fboi au, campus au ig…(?), like one dirty joke or whatnot teeheehoohoo, informal writing, that should be it (I think)

requested: X

a/n: this grown man has me so delulu so take this 😋

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-u are well known for being notoriously bad at expressing affection or being in relationships

-you can’t do casual relationships this man once said “hey baby” and you were like “so I think we should lowk end things cuz why u calling me bby…kinda weird dawg…”

-UR JUST SO AWKWARDDDD ITS EMBARRASSING (I’ll write ur character development soon dw)

-anyways so you go to a party and you see heeseung who is notorious for being the craziest charmer ever like he could see an acorn on the ground and seduce it

-he strikes up conversation with you to see what the fuss is all about, he saw a person once talk about how ur so hot w a cold heart but he immediately realized you’re just awkward skssksksks

-he realizes he literally fell in love with you the second he tried to flirt and you were just …? while laughing awkwardly

-so after a month of you flitting around his charming gestures, looking down shyly or avoiding eye contact when he tries to rizz u up, he gets the courage to just straight up ask, “do you like me?”

-and when you explain that u don’t rlly know and u don’t really get into relationships he’s like OKKK LETS TRY THEN!! because he’s so madly in lov w you cuz ur so cute to him

-ok so boom dating!

-he purposely pushes your buttons to see just how much you can squirm, watching you stammer when he has you pressed against a wall gives him a power trip he didn’t think anyone could be this adorable

-and also u as a person…he’s so in love (dreamily)

-no one understands your relationship like, “how does y/n survive heeseung they can’t even say the word baby without cringing”

-ur not innocent or anything ur just new to affection and stuff so it freaks u out a little!!

-he always asks about boundaries before hand or makes sure you’re comfortable when you two are hanging out. the first time you two were cuddling he would ask every now and then if you were alright

-“you just make me nervous, hee” “don’t be nervous baby, it’s just me.”

-you didn’t realize how nice it felt to be loved within your comfort zone, and how nice it was to have someone hold your hand when it was pushed a little

-he’s gonna tease u tho sorry “loser virgin s/o and popular fboi boyfriend what wattpad story are we coming from”

-defends you to death if anyone criticizes the way you two date, he’s happy with you and if anyone tries to say otherwise he’s all up for arguing with them in a parking lot (￣▽￣)

-he loves you so so much and he dgaf about how slow he has to take it!!

-he takes you on lots of different dates to see what you like and what you don’t like, slowly initiates PDA to see if you’re okay w it or what freaks you out, he’s okay w taking the lead

-got him proud when you explain yourself tho, it means he’s doing a good job as your boyfriend if you’re comfortable explaining your boundaries and understanding them!! (in the least patronizing way possible)

-one time you two were making out and you put your hands on his chest, looking up at him and shaking your head, “I don’t think I want to continue yet.”

-and like a good boyfriend he is he reassured you he dgaf and that you two can just cuddle on the couch for the rest of the night or he could sit five feet away from you and not speak!!! whatever you say he listens bae

-never pushes you for affection, it pisses him off when people say the relationship is one sided, he doesn’t get insecure about whether or not you love him dw

-you say “I love you” every now and again later in your relationship to reassure him just in case tho, which is always super special to him and makes him fly over the moon *bawls eyes out*

-I did not mean for this to be this long ok anyways he’s yours and he knows it and your his and he knows that too <3

#enhypen x reader #enhypen scenarios #enhypen reactions #enhypen drabbles #enhypen headcanons #enhypen fluff #enhypen imagines #lee heeseung x reader #lee heeseung fluff #lee heeseung imagines

[somethingoriginal127]

I keep finding out way later in life that apparently when other love interests are obviously introduced to stories as annoying blockers to build anticipation, angst, or excitement people actually gaf about them sometimes??? they care??? here are some examples

1. I read the summer i turned pretty forever ago. i mean FOREVER ago. It never occurred to me people were team Jeremiah because belly so obviously and so loudly did not fw him like that?? Conrad had to be the worst person on purpose to push her TO Jeremiah so it never even crossed my mind that was a choice, because why would Belly be with someone when she obviously was obsessed with their brother??😭And I don’t mean that in a funny a way i genuinely just thought the Jeremiah parts, even when they were full on dating was just to build anticipation and tell a full story. It didn’t ever occur to me people could prefer him to Belly when i was younger.

2. also tsitp Cam Cameron ? Strongly dgaf I can smell a temporary boyfriend from a MILE away it’s a gift. I knew he’d be gone as quick as he came. Bells just needed some experience.

3. on the topic of Jenny Han, John Ambrose? Didn’t ever occur to me Lara jean could end up with him not even once I never entertained the thought. he appeared and I was like “ooo angst and jealous Peter?!” And was pumped. Couldn’t care less about the character but was so ready for Peter pining after Lara Jean or for her to realize she didn’t care about him like she did Peter. genuinely never thought she should/would pick him.

4. This one is actually baffling to me: Rachel, Calypso, and literally everyone else who ever flirted with Percy. I’m so sorry … you thought that may happen?! How?! He didn’t gaf about Rachel romantically like at all. Yes he said he thought about it but only because Annabeth stresses him out not because he had an actual crush on Rachel, he said himself she would’ve just been an easy choice. I knew those two were girls were plot devices (That later become characters in their own right make no mistake!)

5. My most unpopular opinion Julian Hates. Don’t get me wrong I love this man, I do. And you guys hate BJ you do. (I cannot relate) But did you really think for a second Magnolia was going to move on from BJ the whole point of those two is they literally just have to be together. But I’ll let someone else have this one because I just love Parks and Beej which is super unpopular but I can’t help it.

#anyway just for fun #the summer i turned pretty #tsitp #jeremiah fisher #conrad fisher #bonrad #team jellyfish #bellyconrad #belly conklin #to all the boys i've loved before #peter kavinsky #peter and lara jean #lara jean and peter #lara jean covey #magnolia parks #bj ballentine #parks and beej #julian and magnolia #cam cameron #rachel dare #RED #rachel elizabeth dare

[auromelt]

i’m relieved we have you not enough people talk about suzaki 😭 do you have hcs for suzaki and amagai as hogwarts students?

firstly, thank you ❤️ i’m happy to be here as someone who seems to have fixated on ryo and kohei and has significantly less interest in everything else, though i was a fan of the series before the worst x haha. anyways into the question. i’ll discuss them romantically because i feel like a bit of a sucker today hahaha

disclaimer: rowling can actually eat my ass like this br*tish woman is a menace and idgaf what anyone else says about her. i'm genderfluid so i do wish she would evaporate. but i did grow up adoring some parts of hp so i have thought about szam in a hogwarts setting before!

szam hogwarts headcanons:

i’m a believer in pureblood slytherin kohei and halfblood hufflepuff ryo! i also see them as members of their house quidditch teams

speaking of quidditch, kohei gifted ryo his broom! i imagine that kohei always ensures to keep his broom up to date, the latest and best model, his family is of old money pureblood wealth so expenses are not even close to being a problem for him. and ryo is his best friend so he keeps ryo’s broom updated too even if ryo doesn’t actually see the need to change his broom.

kohei’s excuse for buying ryo brooms is that he needs ryo to have all the same equipment as him so that when he crushes hufflepuff in the inter house quidditch cup ryo can’t blame it on his equipment being shit (hufflepuff wins 3 cups while szam attend hogwarts, gryffindor wins 2 and ravenclaw and slytherin 1 each so kohei basically shot himself in the foot)

i envision ryo having a wizard father and a muggle mother and that he was largely raised in the muggle world but he did have knowledge of his father’s wizard blood so he wasn’t in the dark about it when he got his letter.

meanwhile kohei is pureblood. but since they were born after the second wizarding war, he doesn’t really hold any of the blood purity beliefs that older pureblood wizards hold. he does, however, laugh at people for being broke. ryo is an exception (a pattern for me, if u guys have noticed. ryo is always kohei’s exception)

i like to think that they met shortly before enrolling in school, like in diagon alley or on the hogwarts train. before they got sorted, and that kohei was disappointed when his first friend didn’t get sorted into the same house as him

kohei’s grades are way better than ryo’s, perhaps because his family placed more emphasis on success than ryo’s did. but ryo is better at casting spells and brewing potions and the actual practical parts of being a wizard lol, it’s natural talent. he’s just not good at written exams bc frankly he dgaf. (“if i can do it then the exam doesn’t actually matter right?” and kohei seethes)

on that note, ryo is a genius. there’s not a single spell or potion that’s deemed to difficult for him and it doesn’t take much work at all for him to perfect them. but he refuses any sort of opportunities presented to him by aurors who have taken an interest in him and the likes because he wants to be with kohei

kohei has had a sickening an obvious crush on ryo since the start of second year after he spent the whole summer at home thinking about ryo and realising how much shittier everything is without his hufflepuff friend every day lol. ryo likes him a ton too but is way more poker about it and is also so oblivious so their relationship goes nowhere for years. EVERYONE knows, even fujio from gryffindor knows and he never knows anything. everyone knows except ryo, who literally does not even consider that kohei could like him too until his fellow hufflepuffs directly confront him about his “relationship” with the slytherin quidditch captain in year 5

they’re each other’s date to the yule ball. kohei stumbles over the most embarrassing asking of the century and ryo never mentions it to anyone to save his reputation, but ryo is really happy about it

speaking of the yule ball, since they’re not actually together and the two other schools come to visit hogwarts. and of course, students from the other school mingle with them and flirt with them and ryo is a bit dejected watching kohei being polite (he’s convinced kohei likes them) to the people flirting with him, but moves on with it because he never really expected kohei to like him at all anyway. meanwhile, kohei’s wand starts sparking when he sees ryo cluelessly interacting with the people flirting with him.

kohei cant cast a patronus for shit. ryo got it on his first attempt, ryo’s patronus takes the form of a wolf and he’s more than willing to use it to defend himself and kohei since kohei’s patronus won’t take form

ryo’s probably really into the creatures of the wizarding world and follows that newt book like it’s the bible. on that note, because of his mother, he can see thestrals

yeah that’s kinda all i got for now. i haven’t consumed hp in years because well… like i said she can eat my ass. but this is what i remember of it! i hope it’s satisfying enough :3

#🦙 anons #high & low #high&low #suzaki ryo #high & low the worst x #high&low the worst x #amagai kohei #amazaki #suzaama

[minimutty]

Minis FE Awakening Blind Playthrough Chp 11

I'm a bit late but we back! Back to plot and more marriages! And apparently a time skip I suppose. First up: Gank Gangrel in what was the most anticlimactic revenge ever, but Emmeryn's been avenged, so that's already been squared away, woop woop.

First up, suppports marriages. Maribelle and Ricken. Idk they seemed to be around the same age range, so I just went with it. Also Ricken and her interacted in story so that's more than enough inventive for me. Still continuing with the theme of just marrying as opposed to like dating or getting to know each other. It's a miracle any marriage in this game lasts more than a year.

Next, Lonqu and Cordelia. Honestly I'm just gonna marry em off bc Lonqu wasn't like, violently sexist to her. He actually was pretty nice and teaches her lance stuff, and he blushes in like their C support, and in a FE support game this is more than enough. They should get married soon.

Back to plot plot plot. Gangrel is backkkk.

Typical dumb villain stuff. Shoulda just killed us when we were 10 levels lower. He's so dumb. Uh, anyway, he is being evil and so evil that eventually the mook soldiers realize how evil he blatantly is, so they all leave.

This soldier probably died for saying this lmao

For some reason the game and plot try to make what Emmeryn did like a super impactful thing, but she literally said one thing about "war is bad" and then chucks herself off a cliff and its portrayed as this super moving and motivational thing? I really don't get it. I've seen people do a lot worse and it not move people, but I guess this is a kid's game so welp welp. Good enough contrivance.

I guess it's good enough to make our lives easier.

We finally get our dancer! Wooop best girl is here by factor of being dancer! Dancer important!

As a reward I'm gonna try to marry her off to Libra idk. I actually haven't checked if he can.

Gameplay-wise I was a dumbass and didn't see Gangrel's range and he killed Chrom with the leven sword, which I recognize from Smash! Be glad there's image limits bc it cuts out a lot of my stupid deaths because playing as many FE games as I have doesn't stop me from being an idiot. I think that's just a given for my life I think.

Anyway we win, I try to get some more lvls for Virion, and we finish the Plegia arc! At least that's what I think this arc is.

Chrom lampshades that the credits screen didn't show and we have a temporary happily after after where all the hets all get married and have kids asap, which I think is historically accurate to the end of irl wars.

Actually this does explain why Chrom didn't call himself this. Coulda sworn FEH said differently but I'm actually surprised they explained it, props.

Apparently ppl who play this part blind get jumpscared if they don't know Chrom gets force married here to whoever has the highest support. I knew this thanks to the power of FEH and memes, so I just married him off to first girl.

TIMESKIP. Chrom asks what his eugenics kid's stats are still looks the same but now he has a kid. Isn't he like 19 now? Did he have the kid at 17? Well I guess medieval times idk. Sumia, Chrom's wife doesn't want to bother mothering and demands to join Chrom in I think the next bad thing to happen.

Suma dgaf about the kid it's time to more fight. Who cares about postpartum recovery. Also Lucina's eye automatically denotes her as a main character. The benefits of royal wet nurses I guess.

The Roommates(tm) have married banter that's more emotional than any interaction between Chrom and his wife, and then we get revealed to the next Bad Thing plot.

Apparently this place called Valm is attacking us bc some guy named Walhart (?) is being mean and evil, I sure hope his motivations are like 2% more interesting than Gangrel's.

Virion is back and acts like he wasn't part of our army like 2 years ago, and comes with what I think is his retainer, Cherche, whom I recognize from FEH.

Anyway Viri here says that he was from Valm and came back bc Walhard and wants to help stop before he invades the world or whatever, so I guess that's our next plan!

Agh, I ran out of images again, but anyway Virion is being a weird womanizer so in response I probably will just keep him single, and then I get Donnel & Lissa support, Lonqu & Cordelia, and Virion & Miriel. More supports, more plot!

Conclusion: I think that's the end of Arc I. Gangrel existed to kill of Emmeryn and make Chrom exalt, and I'm guessing this next guy Walhart will probably do something similar? For now I'm focusing mostly on trying to get as many ppl married off as possible, but I'm looking forward to whatever happens next bc I honestly have no idea.

Hasta!

#minisfeawakening #fe #fire emblem #fire embem awakening #darn image limits #wel #its not as bad as twitter

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

No one but me is watching match me abroad :—( for the best. Here are my thoughts.

Idk why they picked chad for this show i do not like watching him and i have no idea why hes so interested in bringing a girl from MEDELLIN back to rural tennessee where his routine is waking up at 2am to go to the gym and cutting grass for fun. what is she supposed to do all day while you cut the 14 acres of grass. He’s been engaged 3 times so i definitely think he could just gone to the next state over and found someone .

Mark is even worse than chad they both have this racist fantasy thing going on but mark is so incredibly disrespectful of literally everyone he’s met there and on top of that he has the nerve to expect these women to split RENT??? be serious. He could go anywhere in the world and i don’t see a woman his age wanting to be with him (both women he dates on the show are under 25 🤢 he’s 40 something!)

Disney Princess lady is… interesting. And i don’t necessarily mean that in a good or bad way. Good luck to her i guess bc i think in this next episode her matchmaker sends her to a bdsm party. she definitely could’ve just gone to Portland or austin to find love though

Harold i mostly like. Very practical except the planning a proposal after three dates thing. i think him and Michaela are a good match so far but planning a proposal before even meeting her family??

Blonde lady with dog… unfortunately i see parts of myself in her. No idea why she went to Colombia but I’m glad she made a friend i guess? Nothing more to say about that.

Aisha(i think?) should not have come on the show. She’s gorgeous which i love but also 25 and just graduated law school which like… you could probably go anywhere and find a man she just needs to move away from her family to feel some freedom. Love her though 🫶🏿

Last up STANNIKA. Love her down my favorite contestant by a mile. still ZERO idea why she came on this show when she hadnt ever even gone on a date before. she couldve found someone within 500 miles for sure but 🤷🏿 idgaf bc i like nourredine so far. Shes also one of the only ones (if bot the only) who has even entertained the idea that SHE might move to the country shes visiting if it works out instead of the other way around which makes me feel like shes serious.

If i forgot anyone its bc idgaf about them which is saying something bc i REALLY dgaf about chad and mark.

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

noone is thinking tae is with famous girl idol and feeding tkkrs aka jk another famous idol….

he gets slice of both fds…meaning more following, more people tuned into his boring ass music, more money, more fame!!!! this disgusts me sm, no matter how much i think i shouldn't get into anti/dislike whateva mode i cant help! :3 i saw his pattern ever since its2 bam n his pic was released and told to my frnd that we get to see tkk more n more and literally saw him mentioning jk and even showed how they are together etc which made me think im right & after taennie video n ysday his namedropping jk, then those kakao chat room he visits yeww iam DONE with him. im also thinking about jk hmm how he is also fine with all this shit! maybe partners-in-crime is best word. Looks like 2guys messed up sm that other guy is getting bashing lnr from his sexuality to career!!! i can never accept such ppl who knows what fans are saying and then proceed to do shit as though they dgaf. i saw a twt acc which actually made some sense how idols are with their colleagues and they are ready to throw them under bus just to get that nr1 level.

It's okay. You're allowed to not like Taehyung, not liking him doesn't make you an anti. He probably doesn't care that you don't like him, anyways.

I don't have much to say about this... My personal opinion is that Jungkook is okay with all of it because he doesn't have any responsability towards Jimin; they're not dating, they're just friends so he doesn't have to respond or draw boundaries in the way that a partner would stablish.

I agree that Taehyung will actually benefit from this, even if he confirms the relationship. Some fans will leave for sure but not all and some others will say he's being forced by contract or something and the pity parties will begin, and even shippers will stay to support him; they have already turned him into a victim and are being extra about their likes on his posts because they think he should be shown more support in this very gruesome time of his life where he gets to have sex with a hot woman. Pray for Taehyung 😢

But he is not going to confirm in the foreseeable future, so he will keep benefitting from the support of those who believe he's dating Jungkook, and those who know he's dating Jennie.

Jennie has by farrr a wider audience; blackpink were never confined to the kpop world and the group the way BTS were. They've had their solo debuts years ago, fashion gigs, Jennie and Jisoo have had acting roles. Jennie's audience is potentially a whole different and new audience for Taehyung too.

[skinni-girls-eat-books]

Monday, January 29th, 2024!

8:00am he doesn't have any grasp of how poorly he handled money while living here. Didn't know when bills were due how much they cost and never bothered to ask. Just wanted me to keep asking him for money like a fucking bank. Does not grasp the concept of why would I ask you for money when every other week you asked me for weed money (indicating you literally didn't even have $40?). How am I supposed to turn around and ask you for bill money?

No longer my problem!! He's my friend not my problem, I'll find a partner who is willing to understand how things work OR already knows and I don't have to teach them how to be an adult! Can you imagine? I can I know there's guys out there that handle all of their own finances and that's very attractive! I want that! :) *manifesting** lol ✨✨

It's not your responsibility to explain to him what he did wrong. X 1000 queen 💅

12:14pm Checking in, just got out of class, want to get lunch and do work after! There's a bunch of teeny tiny things to do this week. It's cold outside too!! Freezing my feet and a lack of blood circulation lol.

11:43pm day kind of was a drag due to an uncoordinated group project and untimed meeting but we go on!

Weaponized incompetence! That's the word lmao, yeah she can have that! Oof idk man just doesn't sit right with me, but it's not my problem anymore! Yayyyy :) I really need to figure out how to redirect my mind when I feel like telling him some bs he did to me. I did really well and I'm proud of myself today for asking him first if he wanted to hear my rant and he said no politely lmao and I think that was smart for me. It just kind of subsided, at least enough for me to get my work done today. I just want to keep focusing on me :) always something I can be doing for myself tbh, don't really need to be doing things for an incompetent partner 😎 she can have thattt.

Tbh I feel like I'm just gonna live my whole "life" and probably not f around with settling down until I'm at least 30 and I'm cool with that lol. What's the rush, I don't want any crotch monsters so I really dgaf about all that (plus there's fostering etc). I kind of want to get off the dating/ relationship reddit stuff bc it's just not realistic tbh 😅 I don't want to compromise, I don't want to fuck around on someone else's schedule, I literally don't want someone telling me anything what to do, nothing I don't want to hear a man's opinion 😂 probably not the best time in my life to start dating haha

So yeah they always say, what do you want out of a relationship rn? Still nothing serious, I'm not serious, I would love a fwb, I would love a concert buddy, I want a happy hour buddy, club buddy, watching sports together buddy, and these really don't have to be men btw (men are low-key trash another reason I should not be dating haha bc I will be mean AF). Just vibe, my new year's resolution was to have more friends and I think I'm on the right track :) I definitely am having a healthier mindset now, making friends was not on my to-do list 3/2 months ago 👀👀 but that's what growing is about!

I feel bad that my ex isn't getting this same self growth but 🤷 what tf am I supposed to do with that info lol I guess he just perfectly knows himself..... 🤣🤡 The end.

[bisluthq]

I don’t think it’s as simple as he stopped loving her, like he also got depressed and miserable about his own career and life, grew to resent her and clearly had a truck luck of self doubt that seeped into their relationship to the point when taylor knew and was dimming herself to try and save their relationship, also it sounds like she was being incredibly em apathetic about all of this and he knew that because he talks to Paul mescal about it a bit in that interview, idk if you’re familiar but he seems like an avoidant and she’s obviously anxiously attachment, as some like her who dated someone like him, i just know that it must have the most painful thing humanely possible for her because even if he loved her, he was pulling away to protect himself and regain control and shut down his emotions and go cold and numb to it all (apathetic and all)

It’s my experience with this that always has me low key angry when you say you like that he’s a kind got staying unbothered about everything 😭Like it’s not a good thing!

Sorry the rant of a hurt person (moved on but that relationship drained the ducking life out of me and it took me a year to feel normal again)

we all project our personal shit onto celebs (and characters in shows we like and books we like). You’re valid for feeling hurt and you might be right on some of Joever but like ultimately idc about any of that and just hope you’re okay. Celebs and music and fiction can make us feel a lot better about the crap that’s going on in our lives. I’m sorry your ex made you feel crappy my queen and I’m glad you’re feeling better. My point is never to make anyone feel hurt, so I’m sorry if saying “Joe dgaf” hurt you. I still think it’s largely true but like I also see why it’d bother you and fwiw why it’d bother Taylor.

as I say, we all project so like in Joever I relate to Joe because I was miserable for literal years in the relationship but couldn’t figure out how to leave and she kept saying she couldn’t imagine life without me and I was like “well ok then” and I got diagnosed with clinical depression after I got laid off in the pandemic and like my main outlet became Tumblr and like then eventually she left at last and I was like thank fuck (again we’re fine again she’s a dope person) and I got in an online relationship (don’t do that queens lol like even if you’re v sad) and then I had to navigate my way out of all that and like idk lol. When I hear YLM I relate to what she’s saying because I felt that way with B but I also relate to like the other character because I did say like “I love you” a lot and I probably didn’t but life is hard??? I’ve felt both sides of that song idk.

[taehyungfirst]

these shippers don’t stan tae and i’m not even sure they stan the girl. lying through their teeth that they want to stay private when if that’s the case you don’t stage a shady ass walk and ask the pap to capture it for u. u don’t play dumb and not address the rumor and let anyone and everyone make a joke of ur personal lives and drag your significant other. and u definitely don’t post smth that literally proves you weren’t even there at the same time as him. it’s actually pathetic. it’s been 2 months and the attention has shifted and she decided to bring it back to herself because her company is a mess and so is her career. and then you have tae coming on live right after he landed and showing us the car seat next to him to tell us it’s empty and that he’s not waiting for her at the airport like shippers hoped he would be. he’s the real one we should be praising. i hope he stays strong and has good people around him who keep supporting and having his back.

hi anon i completely agree with you and i couldn’t have said it better, if they have no problems in being spotted holding hands in paris (let’s ignore the shady weird circumstances in which it happened) and if taehyung “dgaf and wants to go public” why no one is saying anything? why no confirmation? why everything always drops from HER side and always when it’s the most convenient time for her (yg stocks dropping, lisa not renewing, lisa dating rumors, disbandment rumors)? and i also feel like people are forgetting that hybe and yg are working together recently.

taehyung will never acknowledge her and will continue to do so. if it’s real i want them to confirm it so that taehyung can stop being stalked and followed everywhere i only care about his safety wellbeing AND artistry.

#i need people to stop say she won the idgaf war because shes just embarrassing to me 😭 #also most of the shippers are armyblinks and j/// ikookers so #ask #ily anon you’re so smart

[dearweirdme]

well i’m not sure about gdragon since he seems to still sometimes participate in his rumor with her - and they also have “real” content to go off of such as her mentioning him many times and participating in an mv together (she was very young though) - but for jenkai i’m mostly convinced it was pr. their supposed paris date had conflicting timelines similar to tn, they’re exposed rendez-vous were them literally outing themselves for the camera, and they also broke up a mere month after. i think jennie has the capability of being private about her personal life. to be “caught” multiple times gives off the impression that she’s a continuous target choice for pr stunts for whatever reason her company feels

Hi anon!

Well, G-dragon could also just be riding the Jennie pr-wave at times. It’s easy clout he doesn’t even have to do much for. But I agree it looks like a real connection at least.

I’ve read several reasons for why Kai and Jennie was fake. One being a closet for him, another to steer attention away from a scandal within Yg I believe (?).

I think Jennie has just as much capability to stay private as other idols. One anon in my inbox (i will answer, but probably tomorrow) thinks Tae and Jennie are trying to normalize dating in Sk and Jennie just dgaf. It’s apparently Tae who is holding back and Hybe who is paying of Dispatch to keep them from spilling.

#taennie #pr relationships

[zumpietoo]

Moar From Racist....

Ummm....she wanted her friend found and was concerned about her? So Tabs simply seeking results (while Jug’s there making it clear he’s only into HER) means she was mammy matchmaking? Wooooww, who knew? Plus, dude, Tabs was also involved in the investigation AND it played into finding ded Paulie....who knew seeking Jug’s help on something she and Slizzy were already involved with = “pushed together”?

Ummm....that was AA, Tabs wasn’t there, Jug admitted it was his survival fantasy from years earlier, she didn’t remotely save him (and makes no fucking difference) and their “relationship was a strong one”, like a decade ago....Tabi would also be aware that Jug was devastated by the betrayal, miserable and that Slizzy was now a violent, sociopathic cuntwipe who DGAF if he was hurt or ded.

The VM from again, years ago, while clearly wasted and upset at somebody choosing, yet again, to be a horrible person? Followed by a VM to herself (after hitting on her) saying he’s starting to move forward and wants to be with her?

Umm...like, girl, do you realice he actively pursued and chosen Tabitha? If anything, seemingly the “lack of reciprocation” in that moment could’ve been construed on Tabi’s side, NOT Jug’s as he announced she was his and they were gonna be together. 

Ummm.....she was in season five a woman who was always attracted to Jughead (and he to her), who helped him heal, find himself again and helped others? And while what you do or don’t like is irrelevant, now her being helpful is a bad thing? TBF, I didn’t like her helping Slizzy, cuz Slizzy is a dumb cunt (with an abysmal methodology for getting anything accomplished), but that’s different.

Dude, they knew exactly “what to do with her”, because she was cast entirely to be Jug’s GF, while offering the show moar representation....and they had her interact with other characters precisely so peeps would STFU with the “caretaker” bullshit...but, as we see, no matter what they have Tabs do, your racist ass is hellbent on hating her, because she interrupts your fic of Jug resuming Slizzy’s doormat duties.

Ummm....really, Jinkle? And no, it didn’t....also, Jabi are adorable, yet again....so LBR, you simply dislike them for see above. 

The rest is utter bullshit and noooo....dude, Cole dumped PP’s loony ass. He will no longer have romantic arcs with her. The end. 

SUCK IT

Also, LBR.....this literally translates to:

I live in the past, can’t handle that things have evolved past my fanfic world and am a racist. 

Oh and there is no “break up scene upcoming”

Cuz this is me, speaking in fake bad English to try and hide it...

Ummm....Tabs IS Jug’s first choice, I love how y’all ignore that’s canon. And pine for Slizzy to now be his second choice. Plus, currently? Jug’s supposedly slated to die. 

Oh good lord, how utterly disgusting you are....what you “hope” is the gross fic your racist ass wrote.....which, noooo....

A) again, currently Jug’s slated to die. If he wanted Slizzy, he’d pick her. He continues to not do so

B) It’s abundantly clear nothing fucking happens

C) So now Douchie is gonna gossip to Jug’s current GF about HIS current GF’s high school dating life? And somehow this will so horrify Tabi, she’ll run away? Even tho it’s shit she already knew about? 

You could be less of a racist. But I know you won’t. Because Jug deserves way better than Slizzy and has that....and, again, if he’s so “barely in this”, why did he choose Tabitha? Repeatedly?

[ineedacwtch]

Nancy Drew: Stay Tuned for Danger is such a bizarre game for many reasons. It’s definitely an improvement on the original Secrets Can Kill but there is a reason many people (including me) played Message in a Haunted Mansion first. Some notable weirdness from STFD:

Some of the music is literally the theme song from Halloween:

The Ned Neglect is mentioned in this game as well

Poor guy just wants to see his girlfriend before he dies.

Then there’s Rick Arlen the creep Nancy is supposed to save

•her interactive apparently took Darryl from SCK and made him 10000x creepier

•so full of himself but also dgaf about death threats (probably knows he kind of deserves them)

•This is how he greets an 18 year old girl he’s literally never met before:

(Also featuring some OG Nancy Sass™️)

•The harassment only gets worse after Nancy saves his life:

“What can I do for you, young lady? Your wish is my command.” He says. Nancy’s replies are concerning to say the least.

If there’s something you shouldn’t do when a creepy older man is repeatedly harassing you, Nancy, it’s remind him that you’re not that young.

Luckily, since this is a game for 10 year olds, Rick doesn’t take it that way, instead making a weird joke and telling her he loves that she’s sassy.

•after that he refers to her repeatedly as “love” or “babe” as seen below (when she just asks about a guy and he assumes that she’s dating said guy)

• he has this picture in his dressing room. The cringe is off the chart.

I don’t blame Lillian in the slightest for sending him castor oil tainted chocolates. Honestly I have to admire her for her dedication given her creative process seen here:

•and of course who can forget the iconic cassette player bomb? So quotable and who doesn’t love blowing Nancy up a few times on purpose. Very therapeutic

The final puzzle isn’t hard exactly but is horrible for a few reasons

1) on master the timer is very very short

2) the fire alarm you must turn on but can’t turn off is very very annoying

3) Nancy will not stop saying “Think, Nancy, Think!” This puzzle does not require thinking. It requires lucky guessing and fast fingers.

Ended up getting strangled several (many) times in a row.

#stfd #Nancy drew #stay tuned for danger #hello Rick #clue crew #her interactive #please blow his body to smithereens

[cassanovancats]

herding cats

becoming nekoma's manager

You really didn’t want to be here. Here being Tokyo, here being Nerima ward and, most importantly, here being the hallway of your new school. The uniform is itchy and you’re being dragged along by some student council member because, apparently, first years can’t be trusted to walk around themselves.

He was nice enough, though he certainly seemed more excited to show you around when he got a look at you. Then he got more excited when he found out your mom’s occupation was what brought you to Nekoma High halfway through your first-year. “So, what’s it like having a famous mom?”

Your eyes darted to the side instinctively. What kind of question is that? How are you supposed to answer? Like having a mom except you get asked things like that. “Uh, fine. She’s really not that cool.” Especially for moving you so late into the school year because her animation studio decided working distantly wasn’t working. “I get spoilers sometimes.” It’s exactly what he wants to hear.

You can hear the next question already, so you cut him off before he gets a chance to ask about the upcoming episode of the anime your mother was working on. “Ah, it seems we made it to the classroom. Thank you for helping me, Senpai.” You bow half heartedly and knock on the door before he gets a chance to respond.

This is exactly what you told your mother would happen. Even as you introduce yourself to the class, there’s a few people who instantly recognize your last name. Those students turn to whisper or pass notes and you know by lunch, you’ll be crowded by people hoping to become your friend purely for bragging rights. The teacher seems tuned to your inner angst, as she gracefully directs you to a seat in the back of the class, where you can watch instead of be watched.

The first subject of your people-watching is next to you - the one person who did not look up as you introduced yourself. A curtain of dark hair kept you from seeing any details of his face (and you can only tell it’s a he because of the uniform). What you can see is the screen of his handheld console and the bright features of one of your favorite games.

Which is why, during break, instead of making eye contact with any of the students striving to talk to you, you turn to him to complain about the latest update.

congrats, you befriended a wild kenma!

he’s the first person you’ve met in a while who doesn’t care about what your mom does, or how much money you have

he literally only cares about your ability to hard carry a team through a dungeon

a few weeks go by, with you basically just coming to school, talking to Kenma, and going home

until the student counselor comes to you and says you have to join a club

even though it’s the end of the year - some policy to ensure you have a club going into next year

“I hate this,” your complaint comes out severely muffled thanks to how you buried your face into folded arms. Kenma gives a noncommittal hum.

“Are you going to finish that?”

You glare at him but still shove the snack closer to his desk. One hand breaks away from his controller to snatch it, before it gets glued back to his PSP. “I’m serious - if one more club tries recruiting me, I’ll scream.”

He answers, sparing a side-glance towards you. The only hint he actually is listening. “Just warn me when that happens.” You groan and go back to your folded arms. It’s been hard to make friends despite people seeming desperate to be your friend. Well, that’s the problem, you think. You don’t particularly want friends who are planning what questions to ask before even greeting you, you want friends like Kenma who can treat you like a normal person.

Minutes before break ends, the president of the Anime Club approaches for the third time this week. “Hello, (l/n)-san. Have you thought any more about joining our club?”

You feel bad for the instinctive grimace. Really, she’s quite nice. It’s just an anime club is the last place you wish to be. Before you can find another polite way to let her down, Kenma interrupts. “Sorry, Sato-san. (y/n) is joining the volleyball club.”

“I am?” You can’t help but question. He shoots you a look, slighting narrowing his eyes.

“She’ll be meeting the captain at today’s practice.”

Sato-san tilts her head suspiciously but doesn’t press. “I hope to still see you around, (l/n)-san,” she says before flouncing off. You take a moment to reorient yourself.

“I am?”

Kenma sighs, saving his game and shoving the console into his bag. “Yeah, you are. Don’t worry, Kuroo will just be glad a girl is there. Coach Nekomata won’t decline help either.”

You blink at him. “Are you aware the only rules I know about volleyball is to not let the ball hit the ground and to only use your hands?”

“The last one isn’t true.”

“Do you see my point, then?”

yes he does, but he simply chooses to ignore you

it…. does not go well

Kuroo was awkward around you, which turned into a mischievousness when he realized Kenma was the one who brought you in

he kept insinuating you and Kenma were dating which like… no you were just a girl (space) friend

Yaku and Kai were normal-ish though Yaku straight-up asked if your mom was the (l/n)

he let it drop after confirmation at least

then… there was the students in your year

Kenma hovered near you, feeling responsible for putting you in a situation nearly identical to what Kuroo did to him

Yamamoto seemed flustered by your presence and also irritated that Kenma already was your friend

Fukunaga just kinda waved and went back to practicing

it took a while for everyone to get over their initial awkwardness, mostly being helped by having to constantly explain what was happening

but the time spent together meant you quickly found friends

friends who, similar to Kenma, dgaf about anything besides your personality and ability to quickly refill water bottles

Maybe you should have realized sooner what joining the volleyball club entailed. It’s not like you ever really participated in an organized sport though, so these summer practices were kicking your ass. The early morning and heat.... You felt pity for your boys; at least you weren’t having to run. Speaking of, the new members of your team just rounded the last bend.

“Come on, babies,” Kuroo cups his hands over his mouth to ‘encourage’ the first-years. “Even (y/n) could beat that!”

“Don’t say that; Lev’s gonna wanna see it!” you hiss, hitting his side.

Speaking of, the giant, silver puppy heads straight to you. After introductions, his upperclassmen quickly understood Lev required a, well, firm hand. Something you lacked which made you the target of his affections. “Woahh, (y/n)-senpai must be fast! Why don’t you actually play any sports?”

Yaku’s eyes level a harsh glare on him, “Are you trying to insult our manager?”

Shibayama steps forward, saving Lev from having to repeat his run. “I am curious why you chose to be a volleyball manager. No offense, but… you don’t seem to care about the sport.”

“Ah, none taken,” you easily wave off his concern. “Volleyball’s cool enough, but you’re right that I’m not passionate about it in the same way as others on the team. I mostly joined because of Kenma, actually.”

The first-years felt confused. How could their quiet, cat-senpai pull in one of the most popular girls in school? Even last year, when they were in Nekoma's middle-school, they had heard rumors of you. When you joined the volleyball club, even teachers started giving the once-golden club attention again. It was how the club received funding to travel to Miyagi next week. (In addition to a large donation from your mom, who was overjoyed you actually made friends.)

“He was my first and only friend at Nekoma for a long time,” you explain. Lev gasps dramatically. It seems impossible to imagine you without lines of admirers. “It doesn’t matter now since everyone in the club is my friend! Take your bottles and get in the gym; we need to talk about the logistics of going to that camp with Karasuno.”

the ones who stay behind are upset </3 cough cough lev

you’re pretty surprised you do get to go

but you’re excited - from what you understand it’s a rural area and you’ve been in Tokyo your entire life

maybe you'll even see a cow!

except you get there, walk a few feet and then notice Kenma is missing

excitement: ruined

Kuroo panics while repeating that he is not panicking

then you both get a text that’s just “in a playground”

when you find him, you scold him on talking to strangers

anyways the rest of the day is spent familiarizing yourself with the gyms and rooms

you run into Kiyoko while preparing dinner for your team

she explains she’s the only other manager at the camp, but she won’t be staying with you

You’re a lil upset bc sleepover ruined but it seems weird to complain about getting your own room and bath

(you still spend most of the time in the team’s room because it got really lonely without your boys :( )

the next morning, the day of the actual match, you get to wear your Official Manager Clothes

which is really just the track jacket, but it makes you feel cool

meeting karasuno is,,, interesting

you’re starting to think you’ll never find a normal volleyball player

From the corner of your eye, you spot Yamamoto attempting to intimidate some Karasuno players. With a sigh, you go to fetch him.

“Tora-kun, can you please help me bring in some supplies? They’re too heavy,” you whine. It’s you’re tried and true method to keeping him on a leash. If he’s helping you, he’s with the team.

Except you don’t just get his attention, you also get the attention of the boy he was staring down. Tanka startles at your sudden appearance behind Yamamoto and loses the harshness in his face. “G-girl-”

You make eye contact with Kenma who looks amused. He ignores your plead for help. Yamamoto takes the opportunity to flaunt you. “This is (y/n). Talk to her and you’ll learn how much pain a volleyball can inflict.” As he finishes his threat, he gets distracted by Kiyoko’s appearance over Tanka’s shoulder.

You decide it’s a lost cause and subtly inch away until you’re walking with Kiyoko. The boys are unable to hear what you’re talking about, but both stare dumbfounded as the only two girls in the entire camp gossip and laugh. Tanka and Yamamoto share a look; maybe there’s something shared between the two they didn’t see before.

“Is your idiot always like that?”

“Yeah, I assume that’s normal for your team too?”

#cass.writes #manager!reader #hq x reader #haikyu x reader #female!reader #nekoma #also lots of info from the wiki #so pls don’t jump me if it’s wrong

[turtle-steverogers]

she is very long so. enjoy😌

- Steve n Bucky going to the bodega down the street from their apartment. it’s open till like 4am and they go at all hours. sometimes they’ll go separately but they always go together when they go in between 12-4 am and no one who works there questions why

- they get a cat that they treat her like their child. it’s Alpine ofc😌 steve loves her so much but he knows it’s Bucky’s Cat and he’s fine with it

- you know how some siblings or partners or friends can communicate with their eyes and basically have telepathy? they totally have that and it annoys the shit out of every single person they meetjdksndks. someone will be talking to them and they will just make eye contact with each other bc it reminded them of an earlier convo they had or they both got annoyed by the other person or it reminds them of an inside joke or something and it just irritates EVERYONE. no one is able to intercept it and it’s just a thing that no matter what - even though they don’t mean to - you’ll feel a little left out when you’re with steveandbucky. it just comes with the gig. i like to imagine that depending on if it’s an au or not, its either really obvious or not. like in an au then yes it’s obvious they can have non verbal conversations, but if it’s not an au then it’s not entirely obvious bc they’re enhanced humans and they know how to hide their secret conversations. but everyone they talk to is essentially an enhanced human or has special abilities so it’s obvious to them and they catch them in the act LOL. if they’re interacting with regular people then it’s not very obvious though

- DATE NIGHT!!! yes they’re old yes they have date night. when they go out it’s usually to places in their neighborhood, but a lot of the time they like to stay in bc. they’re old men <3 steve is better at cooking and bucky is better at baking bc you can get creative with cooking and steve likes that more. he enjoys baking a lot too but he thinks bucky’s stuff tastes better. whenever they stay home though there’s ALWAYS a movie. always. they alternate choosing but there is always a movie to watch. bucky usually falls asleep nearing the end and steve plays with his hair😌 he rolls his eyes cause it happens every time but he actually likes when it happens bc he can braid strands of hair together

- pet names oh my god. so many pet names. every single one. mainly from bucky. steve uses them but maybe like two. he favors sweetie and buck and that’s it really. sometimes he uses hon. bucky though oh my god. every single pet name under the sun. so many variations of doll you wouldn’t believe - baby doll ofc, dolly, stevie doll. sweetheart. sweetness. blondie. pretty boy. hot stuff. stevie. baby. hon. honey. sunshine. angel. it’s just so many. and it’s like very sickening insane twisted etc but hot at the same time. most people are like jeez barnes do you ever shut up… but most of these people secretly think it’s a little hot theyre thinking damn where is that affection for me…. i need me a bucky barnes :| steve is the only smitten kitten outwardly even if he huffs and puffs sometimes but it’s obvious he enjoys it. like they are so annoyingjdkssn for real they aren’t a pda couple really but the petnames….. so many. so so so many it’s sickeningly sweet but bucky dgaf! steve is his sweetheart his dolly his baby his angel so he’s going to call him these things!

- steve knows his body is what is considered “perfect” but he still is insecure about it around most people and bucky knows this so when steve lounges at home in bucky’s boxer briefs and his own tee shirt or he kicks off his pants when he’s too hot at night in bed bucky is reminded of just how much steve loves him and feels comfortable around him which is something he always strives for - to make steve comfortable. not baby him because steve bitches at anyone that does that to him but to make him feel comfortable

- and on the subject of feeling comfortable i imagine that they always check in with one another but it’s very subconscious they hardly realize they do it. like steve will bitch at bucky to pick up his shoes from their doorway or to clean his hair from the shower drain but the next second he will ask him if his back still hurts from being kicked by sam and from where steve AND alpine scratched him (in very different ways)

- steve is the sweater husband and bucky is the sweatshirt husband. they trade off a lot but that’s just how their closets look

- steve takes a liking to crop tops 😌 but ONLY around the house bc again he’s really truly only comfortable around bucky. he wears em with boxer briefs or sweatpants but you can guarantee that the briefs and sweats usually just end up on the floor 9 out of 10 times

- hair ties everywhere. they can be found on the floor in the laundry in their bed in the couch on top of the fridge on their fire escape. they are literally everywhere. steve just picks them up and puts them in the bathroom but they always make their way back. he doesn’t say anything to bucky until he finds alpine chewing one and she ends up smacking herself in the face with the hairtie

- their fridge is always full with leftovers and food from sam or clint’s or whoever’s house or takeout. they always eat it all but they get and make a lot of food so the fridge is always full

- subconsciously bucky always has a hand on the back of steve’s neck. like it’s not ENTIRELY a possessive thing but he used to do it a lot when steve was small because it was easy and it was comfortable. for him and just for him and steve. it was like swinging an arm around steve’s shoulders or putting a hand on his shoulder. it was just natural and easy so he did it. a part of him back then prewar did it possessively too, but he always tampered that down bc steve wasn’t his. now he does it without shame

- steve really likes tofu and vegan meat, non dairy milk like almond and soy, and overall a lot of non dairy vegan foods, and a lot of fruits. he gets made fun of for a lot specifically about the vegan stuff but his reasoning is that there’s so much food accessible for people with allergies in the future that he wished existed a hundred years ago so he’s going to try it and stick with it if he likes it. people shut up after that

- he also tips a little more than he needs to everywhere he goes. everywhere. like it’s cool when steve rogers walks in to a restaurant bc he’s a superhero or whatever but its REALLY cool because he leaves a generous tip and that’s what really makes peoples day

- before they get legally married they are still very much married. like “i packed you lunch, meet me at the restaurant instead of me going to pick you up bc it’ll take longer, i got takeout let’s bitch together while we watch shitty reality tv, let’s bitch at EACH OTHER through the phone in public, let’s send each other ugly pictures of each other or funny texts while we’re right next to each other, i’m out with a group and you’re not there and i say multiple times ‘i miss steve/bucky’, let’s yell at each other from opposite ends of the apartment instead of getting up to see each other, steve i’m going to fuck you on the couch bc our room is too far, etc.” they are just very much married without the documents and legalities and it’s very obvious

okay all of these were ABSOLUTELY wonderful and im really going to restrain my urge to respond to each and every one but that might be futile

-okay YES they definitely go to that bodega at all hours, and usually it's for normal things when they go separately: milk, cereal, toilet paper. but when they go in the middle of the night, they almost always purchase some like odd assortment of candies and deli meat. also, they're always in their pajamas. like bucky's in plaid pj pants and a star wars sweatshirt, and steve is in like 5" shorts and a huge crewneck and they're both in slides and they definitely only speak russian to each other when they're in there after hours

-yes alpine! they also have a dog, that is more steve than bucky's!! his name is norman in my headcanon (and a couple of my fics) and he is best boy

-okay i need more of this in my general stucky life: steve and bucky being like,,, best friends as well as lovers and being so seamlessly close. like yeah, they definitely talk with their eyes, or just one glance, or half-sentences ("hey, did you ever get to--" "yup, on the way home. it was so--" "yeah, good. glad to hear") and they know exactly what the other is saying.

-yes to the date nights!!! and when they stay in to watch movies, they make Tons of popcorn. and they Have to make separate batches, because steve will Only eat his with like half a bottle of that powdered white cheddar on his

-YES we share the same fucking headcanon for petnames on god

Steve: love you, buck:)

Bucky: love you, pumpkin

-Steve definitely has body dysmorphia, probably even post serum (I have lots of thoughts on this, that might be a different post) and yeah, Bucky definitely knows its Big that he feels comfortable enough to be exposed around him (and he's even more honored that steve lets him be intimate with him, because that's really hard for steve, too)

-yeah! and easy check ins like "ur stomach still bothering you from last night?" "oh, no it was just a little bug turns out" or like "my head hurts:(" "i have meds in my bag. you want?" "yeah, just two" or like subtly checking on injuries, yeah

-yeah the sweater versus sweatshirt tracks tbh i picture steve in a lot of crewnecks so yeah

-STEVE IN CROP TOPS STEVE IN CROP TOPS and i raise you they're often ones he's cropped himself and he's also painted on! or bleach painted!! and theyre so cool and bucky never wants to make a big deal out of it, but he's so proud of steve for expressing himself like that

-ALPINE SMACKING HERSELF ALKFJALSDKFJA also steve always has a hairtie on HIS wrist in case bucky forgets one for himself

-they also always have Steve Staple Foods cuz i headcanon steve as a picky eater (adhd!steve + serum enhancements, it's down to a formula) so they have a lot of Kraft mac and cheese and easy heat up meals and lunch meats around for when he's having bad food days

-OMG and steve absolutely MELTS i raise you, too, bucky will especially hold the back of his neck when he needs to get steve to Chill Out. so like if he sees him stressing he'll put his hand on the back of his neck and squeeze and literally feel the tension drain from him or like if steve is having a panic attack, he'll hold the back of his neck while they breathe together

-yes and also any time that steve is Choosing food for himself and feeling motivated to eat it, it's a win, so people learn to back off there, too

-yes! he tips generously, but never awkwardly or offensively. he's also super kind and patient to food service workers!

-this last point is so perfect i cant. like yeah, back to steve and bucky just being,,,, the best of friends. ugly selfies galore, shoving their feet in each other's face, flicking each others ears. and yes, all the fucking gossiping. on the phone gossip, venting, fun gossip from around work. they talk about it all. and it's so great for them

thank you again for stopping by! your thoughts are impeccable!

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