#literally gonna k*** him

[phoannix]

folks you are not ready

none of you are ready for the spirk first meeting

#when i tell you i screamed #literally also tbe first time jim sees spock he’s watching him play chess and talks to uhura as the #star trek #spock #jim kirk #james t kirk #spirk #THE STARES???? THEY WAY THEY LOOK #also the handshake we aren’t gonna ignore the fact that vulcans are touch telepaths no? #snw honey you still have time to improve #now all i want is to SEE SPOCK AND JIM PLAYING CHESS #bc spock and chapel playing chess was the most drawing thing ive seen so far i skipped it #space husbands #the premise #kirk/spock #k/s #s’chn t’gai spock #pls now make them keep contact pls #i will go down with this ship

[brookheimer]

looking at the 'midseason trailer' and seeing roman fighting his siblings, roman shitting on gerri, roman working for fascists, roman walking proudly through ATN like logan did just two days prior... it's not surprising, but it is fucking sad.

logan's death will not free roman. instead, it will reforge the chains he's worn all his life, casting them in iron -- that's what roman deserves for thinking, for the first time in his life, that maybe he wants the chains off. that's what roman deserves for killing his father by not loving him enough, by not loving him correctly or at the right times. logan's death will not free roman at all. if anything, it will imprison him.

(as always, this got very long, so keep reading under the cut!)

this was the worst case scenario for roman. not just logan dying, but the exact way everything played out. he betrayed his siblings, he fired gerri -- for nothing. he could have been on the plane with his father in his last moments -- he refused. his last interaction with his father was leaving logan a voice message that called him a cunt -- the first time roman has ever, ever, questioned or stood up to his father, and also the last. we don't know what killed logan. we probably never will. but god if it won't feel awfully coincidental to roman: the one time he fought back against his father or even showed the slightest hint of doing so, his father died. is it likely that logan heard roman's voice memo and keeled over because he called him a cunt? no. but is it just as possible as anything else? entirely. roman might have killed his dad. roman murdered logan when he could've been on the plane with him holding his hand, if he were a good son. he didn't even tell logan he loved him. not that he needed to, it fucking oozed from his every pore and the desperate nature of that love was one of the reasons logan could never quite stand him -- but that's not the point. roman's one attempt at agency, at setting boundaries, at standing up for himself killed his fucking father.

logan dying would never have been good for roman, at least in his current state, no matter how the actual death came to pass. people often talk about abusive relationships as if the end-all-be-all fixer to abuse is independence, and it's not. independence isn't always enough to heal, especially not when it's forced upon you rather than something you choose. this is especially true for roman, i think. what roman needed was not just to gain his own independence, but to realize that independence and love are not mutually exclusive, that gaining one does not mean losing the other. logan's always hammered in roman's weakness, his wrongness; roman was never someone who deserved to be loved on his own terms. roman's never considered himself to be someone with agency and authority in his relationships -- he's been told over and over again that he isn't a real person, that there's something deeply wrong and unfixable in him, and he believes it. he's never set boundaries with his father or even his siblings because i don't think he really realizes he has the power to do that. he's simply there until people decide they no longer have use for him or want him around, and he'll always come crawling back after a kick because he doesn't realize he's not on a leash -- that he doesn't need to be on a leash. independence has been unreachable all his life, he isn't normal or real enough to be a real normal independent capable person, but if he grovels and shows his use enough, then maybe he can be loved. but his dependence and loyalty is all he's good for. independence means no love, no family, no relationships. and roman desperately wants, needs, those relationships in a way that none of the other characters do (or at least can admit to) -- he wants his father in his life, no matter what; he wants his siblings in his life, no matter what. but independence, being his own person, separating himself from logan's side means he'd lose everything else, everyone else. he's not good for anything anyways. it's not like he has other options.

...until the start of season four. that's why this is all so tragic -- more than anyone else, it seemed like roman was on the road to healing. it seemed like he was finally realizing that independence and love might not be as mutually exclusive as he's been made to think: maybe he could be independent while still having a relationship with his siblings and even his father. maybe he could have his cake and eat it too. he's realized that he's capable, that he has his own worth, and that he can be successful without living under logan's thumb -- and, more importantly, could still text him on his birthday and try to rebuild a relationship, this time outside of business. outside of "that room" in waystar royco. an actual fucking family relationship. that's what escaping the cycle would look like for roman — not complete separation, not a metaphorical killing of his father, but the ability to live alongside him, to have a life outside of him, to love his father without living for him. so simply removing logan from the equation wouldn’t help roman, not when what he needs most is to realize that self-respect is not mutually exclusive with love, that being your own person isn’t a betrayal, that family and love aren’t dependent on how low you can kneel and won’t be whisked away the moment you stand up. and for the first time in his life, it seemed like he was on track to discovering this. maybe he and the siblings could have the hundred, logan could keep going with atn, and in a few years down the line they'd all get together to talk shop and joke around and coexist -- for the first time, he had started to think of himself as enough of a real, okay person to be allowed to coexist with his family, rather than naturally subordinating himself in every interaction.

roman could’ve been his own person, could’ve escaped the cycle, could’ve started a business with his siblings and tried to heal, but now he won’t. he can’t. roman can’t become his own person now, not when his first attempt to do so is exactly what killed logan. it’s his fault. he fucked up and now there’s no dad. he gained his independence, but at what cost? love. that’s the cost. it always has been and always will be. nothing could be more detrimental to roman roy than the exact series of events that occurred in this episode, because just as he started to see a world beyond his father, logan dies -- proving once and for all that the only world beyond logan is one without him in it at all. that’s been roman’s fear all along and why he’s stuck so close to his side: roman loves and loves and loves and is terrified, terrified, of death. of loss. but in a moment of 'weakness,' roman wobbled (he tried to stand up to logan rather than just taking the kicks as he's supposed to, as he always has), and his father paid the ultimate price. there’s no more dad. there’s no reviving him.

…unless, of course, there is. unless roman can undo his error by choosing his father again, and again, and again. becoming logan is the closest roman can get to resurrecting him, after all. and besides, doesn’t he owe it to dad after killing him? after calling him a cunt, choosing not to be with him on that plane he ended up dying on? after forgetting to even say “i love you dad” before the end? roman needs to fix things. needs to make it like dad's still here. needs to make it like he didn't kill his own father by refusing him for the first time in his life. so roman will be the firebreather logan wanted -- he'll do ATN, he'll push for mencken, he'll do whatever it fucking takes to try and make things right. if it's his fault logan's no longer here, then he needs to do everything he possibly can to fulfill his dying wishes, to do what logan would've done, were he alive.

"dad can't die, he's dad." he can't ever die. he's immortal, and his immortality was solidified by the circumstances of his death -- logan will not die. he’ll live on in roman, as roman.

roman will make sure of it.

#to clarify -- i do not think this is roman's endgame. i Hope it is not his endgame. i just think based on the previews and everything we #know about both him and the upcoming episodes... i think this is where his arc is heading for now. and it will be UNBEARABLE to watch #i'm hoping things get better by the end. that there's reconciliation and an ending open enough to allow for a slim possibility of future #healing. but as of right now... i think things are going to get a lot - a LOT - fucking worse before they get better (if they get better..) #k it's 1:30 am i haven't read over this at all so fair warning there. but yeah. told yall i had a lot of thoughts re: what this might do to #roman. hats off to jesse armstrong for creating the literal worst situation imaginable for him. fucking ingenious. i too love putting this #sad little man in situations! but yeah. gonna be watching thru my hands but eating it up while weeping etc etc etc #succession #succession spoilers #roman roy #succession meta #succession s4 #connor's wedding #logan roy #casey shut the fuck up about roman roy #100 #500 #succession speculation

[popponn]

there is something about how when anime official art gets yoichi right fashion wise it's always a comfy bf look like look at him

very fluffy. very huggable. i want to poke and pinch his cheeks. also he often has those lil blushies when he eats and for some reason it's cute. the gap moe between on field and off field is still something else to see each time i remember it. i love it ofc 💚 but it's still something else

#his nickname is egoist. he gets heated and shittalks regularly #deadass say 100% k word kaiser in a panel that is pretty wild. also get d threats regularly (rin barou im not even gonna try to list em) #friendly reminder that i love him even when i do not post about him #comfort character that literally make me look at him when im stressed and just sigh come on lets go #kind of like a bit pavlovian if i wanna bully myself about it. but honestly he is just #but honestly seeing him work hard and being passionate makes me admire him in the “i wish i am like you” all while going #“uwah” in the way that i very much realize i can't never be him and that very fact make him even more admireable to me #everyone has their own pathway and process. and his story is honestly something that makes me soft #hardworking people are something else. always a sight to watch and it's beautiful #okay wow im yapping but it's yoichi what's new. hopefully i can write something for u this valentine babe #babblings

[accidentallyatekneecaps]

I find it funny how kaidou thinks saiki is weaker then he is and shyer than he is

Like the way he views him in the episode where they get mugged

#I honestly just find it so funny how everyone sees him as a wet cat and he's just there like 😶 #Kaidou literally sits there like I'm gonna protect saiki he's so weak and frail he doesn't stand a chance #And saiki is just there with every power known to man practicality #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusou saiki #saiki kusuo #shun kaidou #kaidou shun

[spaciebabie]

good god i need him bad

#SCREAMS #OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #I KEEP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I DREW AND THEN MORE SCENARIOS SCREAMS #sprigntrap.ouoiuuuiiijh springtrap #I CANT GET OVER THE CLAWS SPRINGTRAP WITH CLAWS OH MY GODD #OH MY GOD??? OH MY GOD #MY MIDN IS GONNA BE TORN APART #MONNIE SENT ME THAT POST AND THEN FUCKED ME UP IMMDIATELY K AFTERWARSDS #I STILL CANT STOP THINKING ABT WHAT SHE TOLD ME IT WAS REALLY FUCKWED UP LIKE WHY #WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAAAAAATTT #WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME #im literklakty gona throw up i #YES ITS BEEN DAYS AND IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT WHAT THE FUCK EVER MAN #springrtap lovongme back???? reaally really fucked up literally why would you say that #NO I SJUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT #NOOOO NONONOO #HJnmnbgjmnnhmhghghgh vomits #spacie spoinks #pls pls pls i nreed to pamper him i need to love on him i need to make him feel the love that i feel towards him and have him #understand what that means #head in hands HEAD IN HANDS

[hwiyoungies]

missing young k hours 7 - ∞

#malegroupsnet #day6 #young k #youngk #kang younghyun #i'm gonna go ham giffing this video i apologize in advance LMAO #also not to toot my own horn but i'm so proud of this coloring and it wasn't extremely difficult either #the original one is very blue but the skin looks very orange so my usual get rid of the blue technique wouldn't work #(didn't even want to try like i knew i was going to sob if i did LMAO) #it was weirdly saturated so i'm honestly very happy with the end result #anyways i miss him a lot literally have only been listening to his album #b.edits #missing yonk

[oceanwithouthermoon]

pre-relationship kubosai awkward moment where theyre about to kiss and then their friends walk in the room and they awkwardly turn away from each other and pretend nothing happened..

kusuo was either wearing his ring or was VERY.. distracted !! so he didnt pick up on anyone coming in..

#'distracted' by deep blue eyes ʘ‿ʘ #doing everything in my power to make sure everyone thinks of kubosai as the awkward cliche loser lovers that they are #theyre so stupid and oblivious they both spiral into 'what if he wasnt really gonna kiss me? or it was just heat of the moment?' #'oh god itll never happen again i lost my chance' BRO JUST KISS HIM ? #kuso can literally hear arens anguish and is STILL like this #because he just continuously rationalizes to himself why theres no way aren could be serious about him #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #kubosai #meows post

[diseaseriddencube]

i was wondering why people were making it out to be such a huge thing that alastor is aroace canonically....and then i tried to think of literally any other character i've seen that's canonically aro or ace....yeah i'm coming up empty 😍

#rave ramblees #hazbin hotel #i feel like a few warrior cats characters had the makings to be aroace and then got fucked over by the plot #iirc bluestar wasn't interested in romance? and then....oakheart 😩 #I know Sunny wof is ace in popular *fanon* #OH WAIT PERIDOT #who was....only confirmed aroace in second level canon #by a storyboarder....yeah #apparently lilith toh was confirmed outside of canon by the creator as aro? it wasn't really touched on in the show tho- #there's saiki k who isn't confirmed in any way #but it's so heavily implied in canon i'm just gonna take what i can get >:) #so...yeah it's literally Alastor sitting on the throne for aroace rep in canon #AND he's a tumblr sexyman #and we love him for that #suddenly seeing why this is kinda a big deal to people now #and why they're defending it so hard #because there is NOTHING ELSE in other media apparently #outside of headcanons that is-

[asexualcloud]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIDOU OMG

made this while listening to "i write sins not tragedies"(on repeat like 5 times) to channel my inner emo

#its like 5am i was gonna go to bed but i had to wish him a happy bday #how could i not #HAPPY BDAY #tdlosk #saiki k #kaido shun #im literally being him for halloween #kaidou shun #emo #i write sins not tragedies #panic at the disco #hes tied with akechi as my fav character #yes these are all kaido #wdym? #oh yeah btw hes 5 foot 3 #just thought you should know #tomura shiragaki #sakata gintoki #what no these ppl arent in this post #gintama #mha #what no these animes were not mentioned in this post #idk what you mean

[violynt-skies]

ALSO. yall we were so robbed of the cool OP fighting power scenes that were in the opening numbers like-

i get it’s a comedy but still

i wanna see kusuo pull out the cool lighting powers and fight a lava dragon by freezing it to save earth that’s so awesome

instead he uses his lil invisibility powers to avoid going on a milkshake date w teruhashi only to fuCkInG follow her and drink out of her milkshake anyways i can’t with this boy 😭

absolutely robbed, literal crime, can’t believe this, it’s unacceptable, i want a refund. actually no i like it i just want cool op fighting scenes please for the love of goddddd ugh

#give me saiki fighting scenes #literally one of my fav scenes to rewatch it the one when he’s going against kusuke’s cat tank #i just need more of that it gives me serotonin and i’m never gonna gETIT #so i just rewatch the show over and over till my brain melts ig #anyways i still love him #saiki k #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki

[blvvdyindustries]

potential authors that may appear in bsd

Arthur Conan Doyle- wrote sherlock holmes, definitely getting into the DETECTIVE manga (maybe apart of the clocktower?, he was also famously gullible in contrast to his work, was friends with harry houdini and genuinely believed he was a wizard even though houdini repeatedly showed how his tricks worked, was also tricked by the first case of photo-editing by two little girls, prime joke material), THEORY TIME: he's going to have the actual 'super deduction' ability and will make ranpo face once and for that he's a normal person but ranpo will be able to out deduce him thus disproving that normal people can't defeat ability users

Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu- carmilla (the lesbian vampire story that predated bram stoker's dracula by 26 YEARS CARMILLA SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRST, he could show up with a possible cure to the vampire curse in the current arc?, maybe he or carmilla was even the one to bite and turn stoker)

Lewis Carrol- wrote alice's adventures in wonderland

jrr tolkien- wrote the hobbit and lord of the rings

Hans Christian Andersen- wrote the little mermaid and the snow queen

The Grimm brothers- wrote most famous fairytales

Johnston McCulley- wrote zorro (may appear as part of a phantom theives guild in a more lighthearted arc after this one before jumping back into the main story?)

Marice Leblanc- wrote arsene lupine (had a crossover with edogawa ranpo's kogoro akechi lmao ty p5 knowledge AND sherlock holmes, a near guaranteed shoe-in, also part of that phantom theives guild with a potential past involving both doyle and ranpo)

Prosper Mérimée (?)- in the same vein of p5 references, the thief woman in prison may have actually been carmen from the opera carmen by prosper mérimée (soon to be thieves guild member?)

Robert Louis Stevenson- wrote the strange case of dr jerkyll and mr hyde and treasure island (thieves guild member, possible split personality a la jerkyll/hyde, blackbeard and william kid references incoming)

Alexandre Dumas- the three musketeers, the count of monte cristo (also thieves guild member)

Gaston Leroux- phantom of the opera (possible thieves guild member off work only)

toni morrison- we are in DESPARATE NEED of black writers, although maybe not since she only recently passed, wrote beloved and the bluest eye

zora neale hurston- their eyes were watching god

hughs langston- famous poet

richard wright- black boy, native son

Harriet Beecher Stowe- uncle tom's cabin

harper lee- to kill a mockingbird

robert frost- famous poet, wrote the road not taken

emiliy dickinson- famous poet

ernest hemmingway- famous poet (if his ability is for whom the bell tolls we're fucked)

jane austen- pride and prejudice (would probably get along with margaret and Nathaniel)

the brontë sisters- jane eyre, wuthering heights (would get along with jane, margaret, and Nathaniel)

george orwell- 1984 and animal farm

william golding- the lord of the flies

Joseph hellar- catch-22 (his power would be hell, a literal catch-22)

ralph ellison- the invisible man (ability is obvious, thieves guild member, maybe a conflict with tanizaki considering the similar abilities?)

oscar wilde- the picture of dorian gray (this man was a great big bisexual SLUT in life i want him to be the same in bsd)

virginia woolf- to the lighthouse (maybe will reference who's afraid of virginia woolf?)

c. s. lewis- the chronicles of narnia (personally knew jrr tolkien, famously at odds over Christmas, prime joke material)

charles dickens- a Christmas carol, oliver twist, a tale of two cities, and great expectations

arthur miller- the crucible (maybe his ability makes people distrust others?)

Johnathan swift- Gulliver's travels (teleporting ability definitely, new fast travel plot device although maybe not as it could conflict with Gogol's ability)

Vladimir Nabokov- lolita, pale fire (on second thought i don't want him in here i can only IMAGINE how that would turn out, if he shows up he and mori would either get along or HATE each other)

Leo Tolstoy- war and peace (we already know fyodor is surviving this we still don't know what crime and punishment does CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM AND FYODOR TOGETHER HELLWORLDHELLWORLDHELLWORLD) THEORY TIME AGAIN: his power is one that specifically targets only ability users and makes them slowly start acting in either anger or complete affability until everyone is at war or peace, he would be the perfect compliment to fyodor if crime and punishment kills people who believe they're guilty literally the perfect storm of abilities, the absolute worst case scenario powers we're looking at a dark soukoku here

franz kafka- metamorphosis (he's gonna turn into a bug, isn't he)

Harlan Ellison- i have no mouth and i must scream (the horror related ability to replace lovecraft without being horrifically broken)

authors that i desparately want to show up but probably won't bc they didn't write in the 1800-1900s range that asagiri likes, are still alive, or are not globally recognizable enough

homer- the illiad and oddessy (i hope he starts his ability by making an invocation to the muses)

sappho (LESBIANS RISE UP)

virgil- the aeniad

dante- the divine comedy (virgil is a character in divine comedy like how bsd includes authors of other works, prime joke material)

john milton- paradise lost

Gilgamesh or Enkidu- we don't know who wrote the epic of Gilgamesh so the characters themselves could appear

margret atwood- oryx and crake, cat's eye (potentially another animal shapeshifting power, atsushi's gonna have a little cat colony gang at this rate)

neil gaiman- american gods, the sandman ('american gods sounds like a broken ability)

ursula k. guin- earthsea series

stan lee- i know he wrote comics not long form literature but i think the father of american comics and the superhero genre deserves to be recognized in the superhero/mafia/detective noir manga; plus japanese manga was heavily influenced by american comics after wwii, we would literally not be reading bsd in the same state today without stan lee

stephen king- no explanation needed, PLEASE LET HIM MEET LOVECRAFT KING IS A GIANT FAN OF LOVECRAFT I THINK HE SHOULD GET TO MEET HIS IDOL

r. l. stein- goosebumps, if literally NONE of these authors make it in PLEASE AT LEAST LET RL STEIN GET IN AND LET HIM MEET LOVECRAFT PLEASE GOOSEBUMPS DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE AND PLEASE GOD LET HIS POWER BE THAT FUCKING PUPPET I WANT TO SLAPPY TO BE ABSOLUTELY USELESS AND JUST EXIST TO TORMENT STEIN

chuck tingle- pounded in the butt series guy, he should be the god of the bsd universe this is not a joke

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #i know for a FACT i am missing so many more but i literally wrote down EVERYONE i could think of #now im really scared of that potential future arc where leo tolstoy teams up with fyodor and fucks EVERYTHING #i could not care less about fukuchi he is not the biggest problem in the decay of angels it is absolutely dostoyevsky #and after getting a fast one pulled on him by dazai he is going to come back more furious than ever #you can't tell me the abilities 'war and peace' and 'crime and punishment' don't sound like absolute hell together this is gonna be baaaaad #I FORGOT NEIL GAIMAN URSULA K GUIN AND STAN LEE!!!!! SHAME!!!!!!

[gunsatthaphan]

Doreen, if today's live proved anything, one simply cannot take the baby out of Khaotung. It's forever. As for the glasses, gone like Mew's....

we keep talking about his 2020/21 baby era but in reality it never ended djkhgf all that changed is his haircut. love that for him though. he may be a menace on screen now but does that change his off screen personality??? not in the slightest.

xxx

#khaotung thanawat #khao on camera: 🔥😈⛓️🔪🥵❤️‍🔥🖕🏻 #khao off camera: 🥹🥰💫🐱😍🌸✨💖 #loml fr #he could literally play a s*rial k*ller and still go 🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 whenever someone says 1 nice word to him #firsts voices from 2022 are still right & they always have been #he still IS very cute #and thats never gonna change #on that note happy birthday king!!!! 🥺

[hockeyliefde]

Conquering Calder - Chapter 5 l Sheldon 'I love my husband' Keefe: ''One of the greatest things about winning is that you get to share it with so many people. There's nothing like that feeling of raising that trophy of course but passing it off to Kyle, and his reaction, which was not surprising given the passion that I know he has for this game and for this team. It was incredible.''

#I have no words #just tears #literally.. LOOK AT THEM #literally they love each other #kyle clinging to shelly and him just laughing I'm gonna k*ll myself maybe #I haven't seen these gifs on tumblr yet or like screenshots but if this is one of those things where I'm like 5 years behind on it #and everyone already knows or it got posted lmk I will pretend nothing happened #nobody mention the l*afs nobody mention them this is a curse free zone no leafs no st*nley c*p mentions #kyle dubas #sheldon keefe #toronto marlies #ps. thre's a part two with a close uppp of the hug!!! pls don't forget the part two :'))))

[alligaytorswamp]

baizhu is like a healer and dendro support.. and i want him in my "main" team... but like... i do main kaeya and ningguan THIS SHIT NEVER MADE SENSE MY MAINS WERE ALWAYS A BROKEN DISASTER AND BAIZHU DOESN'T FIT INTO THAT EVEN HARDER HELP

#bestie said that means i need to make a team for him #to main him #but brooo i literally cant imagine living without k-aeya bc ?? he is everything i need in a dd #and nin-gguang basically just does the rest of the stuff lol #geo and cryo was kind of a wacky combo from the day 1 and guess what nothing has changed #now im just trying to put dendro in the mix #i know i dont actually need to do anything i can have all 3 of them in one team just fine #but i do love elemental reactions which just wont happen in geocryodendrop team #WHY DID I HAVE TO MAIN THESE 2 LIKE THAT LASDHJASLKDJL #anyways b-aizhu is so real im gonna throw up holy fuck #adry.txt #also im extra unwell my fav group didnt disband but also maybe 2 members left the group i cant be normal ever i dont think

[mooseonahunt]

you talk a lot about leon for someone who hates him

You’re saying this like I say good things about him when I bring him up. Tell me, do you get tunnel vision and only zero in on his name, completely disregarding everything else that accompanies it? Can you read, or have you only memorised the spelling of his name so you can point it out?

Also, it’s kind of hard to talk about Serennedy without bringing him up?? What am I supposed to say?? Luis and That Guy? Oh man I sure do love that ship with Luis and [REDACTED]. Really digging the chemistry between Luis and Some Dude.

#I’m literally always making fun of him #is that not hater behaviour #do you want me to spit on him or something #my most popular post regarding him is me making fun of the way he says Don Quixote what is happening #would you rather I stop talking about him altogether cuz that's gonna be tough when I wanna talk about serennedy #he's kind of important to the ship y'know #moose answers #L**n S. K*nn*d* #moose posting

[deus-ex-mona]

“a sicks’ dream come true; coming soon to fanfic channels near you”

#presenting my cursed sleep-deprived brainworm of the day: nagisa gets sold to ft4 for uni fees #or well. more like they’re looking for a live-in assistant dude. thing. or sth. idk #and papa shiranami just sells his son off bc ‘hey it’s literal free real estate!!! plus he’s gonna get paid for the entire deal so why not?’ #nagisa initially pitches a fit at his dad a la gamushara yelling scene bc ‘dad!!!!!! how could you just sell me off to some strangers?!!!!’ #‘shhhh son; think of the free housing. in ✨t o k y o✨. stuff’s expensive there yk’ ‘but still!!!!!’ #so nagi sulkily packs his bags and heads out; trying to motivate himself with thoughts of ‘hey at least i’ll get to see hiyori more often’ #then he arrives at the train station and sees our favourite 5-man non-idol gang… and promptly passes out #when he comes to… poor guy finds himself right smack in the middle of a hugeass canopy bed #with dai sitting smugly by the side like ‘the great me carried you back mans. you’re welcome ;)’ with a tip of his cool fedora #and that’s when nagi realises that 1) it’s not a dream and that he actually has to live with his oshis now. and 2) damnnnn this bed is soft #cohabitation shenanigans happen. as they would seeing as the entire gang + rio’s niece live together in this oddly huge megu-owned penthouse #plus free bi-weekly vacations to megu’s family villa bc they can never spend a waking moment without each other #and nagi finds it strange that the group is oddly accomodating of his uni schedule when it concerns his job tasks and such… #or that they collab with lxl (hi hiyori!!!) way more than they should typically be… #but he brushes it off when rio asks him to cook with him or sth idk i mean how often do you get to cook with your oshi???? #and idk eventually the jig is up and it’s revealed that hiyori was the one who was accidentally behind the whole thing #like a ‘sorry nagisa i told uchida that you’d be moving here too but lxl were there the entire time and they went and got ft4 to buy you’ #or something kinda thing. idk. bc everything has to be lxl’s fault; even when they’re just lurking in the bg #i’m def gonna regret this later lmao. it’s almost 2.30 in the am; i have not written in months; and i’ve never read a sold to 1.d. fic ev er #this is the kind of cosmic horror that only sleep-deprived brains can cook up ig…….. oh wells #it is suiyoubi my dudes #the dude from gamushara