#literally twice my size

[babysdrivers]

stood behind a giant lady in savers 😳

#literally twice my size #keeley.txt

[bonyfish]

when your girlfriend is too hot to touch but you still wanna hold hands

#romancing karlach as a halfling rules she's literally twice my size and can toss me like a football #the dream tbh #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach #tav #my art #caper the ranger

[30-3am]

calling men who are so obviously big and strong, little is so funny to me. like sure you'd probably break all of my bones if you tried hard enough but you're still my little guy.

#alana's thoughts #this could apply to many men #james being one of them #arthur morgan being another #my boyfriend fr #he hates it and i giggle ab it #so many men who are literally twice my size #i call my little guy #it's just funny

[paradoxolotl]

The nightly workout routine

#I am POST WORKOUT #my arms and core are SHAKING #barely on the bed #and yet I must persist #so he has sweet dreams #para’s doodles #para and babe #also yes my toddler is literally enormous #like the size of kids twice his age #and I still have to carry him around #cause he’s a BABY #HOW COULD I SAY NO TO MY LITTLE BABY WHEN HE ASKS TO BE CARRIED #I cant #so #arms

[rodismancave]

You people have GOT to stop comparing me to Starscream. He doesn’t even have swag.

#me? I’m swagalicious. definition. #he’s also like twice my size both literally and in ego. he’s got an attitude for miles #ic

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

#my pets #literally why are cockatoos so fucking weird #Corky does this with shoes (that are twice her size) too

[moonlitlunas]

it's actually so so soo cool to me that miguel's suit is a hologram and performs like an LED screen on his body; i love that they added this detail bc it gives so much depth to his suit that would otherwise be lost like it makes the meso american inspired patterns on his suit such an enagmatic glow and makes his suit so cool to look at!!! just a million stars glowing on him !!!

SEE !!! THE CIRCUITRY... ITS SO FUCKING COOL !!!

#i just think he's neat #little fuckin nerd miguel trying to make himself a cool looking suit after he literally expanded to twice his previous size lol #he has the pantone app open on his monitor #“lyla change the red from DF1F2D to B11313” #my personal hc is that he for sure added the mesoamerican influences much later on bc he had a spidey moment with a little latine kid #saved a kid downtown from those public eye goons and the kid looks up half scared/half in awe at his stature #the kid's guardian yells something in spanish while running towards them #so naturally #he squats down to be eye level with the kid and says something along the lines of “everything's gonna be alright kid” in spanish #and he swings away #but just out of his peripherals he sees the kid lose their mind #he picks up a faint gracias or other term of gratitude and lets a small smile escape his lips #and then he starts to notice just how many spider ppl have incorporated their heritage/nationality into their costume #and he's reminded of that kid #how excited they were to share something as binding as their mother tongue with thee spiderman #now all of a sudden he's spent the next 16 hours trying to incorporate traditional mesoamerican patterns into his costume's design #maybe it's lyla's idea to make them golden looking so they're endlessly shifting in a stunning contrast against the red #my miguelito #yeah #im totally normal abt him btw #idgaf actually #spidey #i can fix him #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #miguel spiderverse #miguel spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman atsv #spider verse

[bronanlynch]

fellas is it gay to be telling your wife abt how your new house is small but it's enough for two people to live comfortably and the next bit of your internal monologue is abt how that's enough bc it's all you need, which you direct to another man rather than your wife whom you are having this conversation with

#i'm like. a little disgusted that he calls that house small #it's literally about 10 times the size of my current apartment and over twice the size of the house i grew up in #so like. @ mittermeyer what the fuck #but also. god. pretty gay to directly compare ur house that u share with ur wife to ur relationship w another man #dreaming.txt #e watches logh

[invinciblerodent]

Listen, I don't have a size kink or anything of the sort to speak of.....

.... but I should not be allowed to take an elixir of the colossus.

Someone should have taken that away from me BEFORE I would have needed advantage on a strength check and thought "oh wait a minute, what is that".

#squirrel plays bg3 #im crying my boy is now as tall as the others only twice as wide #his palm is literally the size of Shadowheart's entire head #the dwarven proportion s really are Buck Wild when they're not y'know.... tiny #oh god I'm not mature enough for this #i hope it goes away for camp cutscenes if there is any

[jorjin]

Women of reddit are some of the weakest links on the chain, holy shit

"Testosterone makes the biggest difference in everything" man shut up. I know the women in my family are built different but. Shut up, seriously. Testosterone got nothing to do with your partner being an asshole and you not knowing how to throw a punch

#jorjposting #'i am such a weak wilty flower compared to men i can't fight uwu' literally a you problem. can't relate #i am so tired of this like. girl i literally never had this problem wrestling anyone ever. #my brother is twice my size and 10 years older. we wrestled since i was 3. he never backed down #i learned to not back down either. you're scared of hurting the other person #the other wrestler generally isn't. stop holding yourself

[kakashibestie]

anyway eric appreciation post these are from last years nutcracker but idc he's the only man on earth as far as im concerned

#mena.face #dont rb lmao #my silly little guy even though he's LITERALLY twice my size at least in weight lol #irl waymond wang most epic guy ever fr #if everything goes well we're moving in together by the end of the year wahooo 🧿

[itsagrimm]

we are gathered here today to put a piece of clothing into the trash, that has been in use since the dawn of time.

A moment of silence for our fallen comrade Speedos from gym class 2010.

*solemn music starts playing*

#grimmwriting #it is time #cannot justify wearing those anymore #wish i could #it literally became so loose it covers twice my size wtf #sustainability or something clearly i don't follow trends anymore

[ichayalovesyou]

Infinito Carlos Rivera: Como Andrés Salinas en El Hotel De Los Secretos (2016)- Ep.1, Part 1/2, The Meet Cute

Anterior <- -> Próximo (El Hotel De Los Secretos)

Anterior <- -> Próximo (Infinito Carlos Rivera)

#the not realizing he's twice Julio's size and could probably shake him off #the obvious need for lots of structure #the taking rhetoricals too literally #he just like me fr fr #the being bad at lying #my blorbo is autistic and I LOVE HIM #Carlos Rivera #andrés salinas #julio olmedo #erick elias #el hotel de los secretos #ay! carlos <3 #infinito carlos rivera #not trek #lars watches ehdls #period drama #telenovela #my gifs #period drama gifs #telenovela gifs #carlos rivera gifs

[jeanhuguesanglade]

Jean-Hugues Anglade as pediatrician Stéphane Villiers and Gracia Rubico dancing flamenco in Dis-Moi Oui (1995)

BONUS:

#jean-hugues anglade #dis moi oui #alexandre arcady #french actor #french movie #nineties #flamenco #my word #there really isn't a thing he can't or didn't do #*.* #mon charles ix #this movie btw is a literal diamond #my heart feels twice its size

[deus-ex-mona]

1000000% lateness ✨guaranteed✨!!!!!

#this is karma for being a horrible person ig lmaoooooooooooo #i hate trains soooooooooooo much >:( #it was so crowded i could barely breathe… even though i was literally standing right next to the door fml #pros of being hina/arisa sized: being able to squish anywhere on a crowded mode of transportation #cons of being hina/arisa sized: having tall af people tower over you when you’re ✨claustrophobic✨ #i truly despise trains with every fibre of my being. they suck. #like… i even have bad times when i take the bounce train after work in order to guarantee a seat #i’m just there chilling and napping when some random old guy shakes my arm to wake me up bc it’s the terminal stop >:( #it’s already happened twice >:( nap mood? ✨gone✨ but tbf to the first guy he tapped the seat next to me instead of physically shaking me #but the second guy… (ʘ‿ʘ) i still get mad when i think about how he kinda smiled at me from behind his mask and pointed at the door… #…as though he was saying ‘hey. here’s your stop. wake up’ or sth. why can’t people just leave each other alone on the trains? #truly，the life of a people-fearing/despising，touch-adverse，train-loathing，high-maintenance individual ✨really blows✨ #this is why buses are better. the seats on them are always more comfortable than train seats anyway!!!!!!! #sorry if you read all this. anyways stan buses (not trains)!!!!! #it is suiyoubi my dudes

[quaranmine]

in typical "admin of a cat blog" fashion i have befriended two cats at where i am staying

meet Kanani and Li'i. theyre brothers and almost one year old and they are already so special to me im glad they let me pet them

#theres another cat but shes less friendly #and theres two dogs that i spend most of my time avoiding LOL #im realizing i am Not a dog person....i like *my* dogs so so much but not so much other people's lol #the big dog is incredibly chill but im still lowkey scared of her because she is literally twice my size. maybe more #i am not exaggerating. this is perhaps the largest dog i have ever encountered #the other dog is much smaller but still very young and puppy like and as a result very annoying and jumps on me #so then. as i said. cat person! i befriended these two cats instead and let my friend do all the loving on the dogs haha