#literally what is this

[verahella]

“i can’t believe i walked in on my wife and my best friends doing such an unspeakable act.”

you and the two boys hugging your sides look up, raising a brow at a pouting gojo leaning against the doorframe, “i doubt cuddling is considered unspeakable, satoru.”

“it is if you’re doing it without me.”

he plops down onto the bed, earning a screech from your toddler when he pushes him to the edge of the mattress.

“that’s not fair! i was here first.” your four year old grumbles, climbing back up as he tries to fight gojo for his spot, though he knows from experience now that there’s no cure for his dad’s dramatic antics.

“you are my seed, kid. i was here way before you.” gojo pulls you close as if to intimidate the toddler, ignoring the smack you give his chest while your kid stares at him confusedly. your husband redirects his attention to the baby chewing on your hair, gently swatting away his lips, “hands off for you too. don’t you know that finders keepers? i found her first so she’s all mine.”

your son, who is practically the miniature (and less annoying) version of his menace of a father, blows him a raspberry. you laugh when satoru gapes at him, acting betrayed but you see the amused tilt to his lips. “oh, you wanna go that way, big guy?”

he flips the baby over, pulling his shirt up and blowing raspberries into his tummy. high pitched giggles spill from your baby’s lips, alerting your elder son who rushes declaring that he’s going to rescue his brother and maul his dad.

you know you should probably ask him where he’s learnt such foul words but you already know the answer and its lying in the white haired man who is now getting attacked by both his beloved children.

and you grin, oblivious to the fact that said man is watching your eyes crinkle from the corner of his, hearing the wonderful harmony of your laughter and wishing nothing more than to see the same sight when he’s eighty.

inspired by this

#gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #fluff #jjk gojo #jjk fluff #vera’s.jjk.library.✎ #literally what is this #absolute clown behaviour 🤡🤡

[acupunkature]

#why are they cowboys #literally what is this #nana #nana komatsu #nana osaki #vivienne westwood #fashion #ナナ #punk #hachiko #nana anime #hachi #strawberry shortcake #ai yazawa #ai yazawa anime #ai yazawa manga #ai yazawa nana #coffee #lesbian #sapphic #lovers #red thread of fate #anime #manga

[martuzzio]

I am BACK on my RANDOM and WEIRD ALIEN NONSENSE

#hermitcraft #space outlaws #my art #xisuma #Space outlaws in the year of our lord 2023 #Literally what is this #Why do I always draw Xisuma in the most insane ways possible #If you have no idea who this is don't worry about it #Fun fact I was inspired to draw this because of the background #“Imagine Xisuma's purple skin reflecting orange” -> Doesn't do that #Mr. Purple Billion Years Old Xisuma Void my Beloved

[hogwartslegacypics]

freecam is a blessing and a curse

#literally what is this #he’s just in a silly goofy mood #the quality of my posts deteriorates the later it gets i am so sorry #i’m actually going to bed now but i got some nice seb content queued up for tomorrow morning / afternoon

[talentisntgenius]

I'm crying Hazel canonically has endomitriosis 😭😭😭

#bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #hazel callahan #if you think the movie is crazy well the script is CRAZIER #literally what is this #also i think that's why it sounds kinda cut when Hazel says “we're screwed” in the film

[sorrel-scribbles]

I told myself when I started TWD that I wasn't going to post about it because I don't have to broadcast all my hyperfixations, but like...look at this:

I know of multiple fandoms where the main ship has a FAN EDIT that looks like this. This is so romantic-coded! I don't care if it was 2011 they should have been allowed to kiss istg.

#mine #the walking dead #shane walsh #rick grimes #sharick #(i think) #they are in love your honor #literally what is this #i'll give you rick because he's traumatized atm but shane is definitely in love #people don't just do that i don't know what to tell you #episode: s01 e02 bloodletting #sorrel watches tv

[gladburden]

if anyone has any advice on how to ask out my cringefail loserboy crush who’s like some short guy who wears a moss cloak around everywhere with a harem of at LEAST 4 people also trying to ask him out, some advice would be really great actually

— etho probably

#ethubs #hermitshipping #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #who lets me think of things #this makes no sense #LITERALLY WHAT IS THIS

[double-deep-fried-soup]

Day 126 of random Mark images

#markiplier #markiplier is my comfort youtuber #dude is levitating #his face i can't #literally what is this

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

never getting over this one. ever

#literally what is this

[llovely]

what in the lesbian

#i forgot how fucking gay they are #literally what is THIS #the whole awkard scene w merlin beforehand too it literally is written like a bait and switch secret relationship #anyways these are my special dykes<3 #they speak

[peachtozier]

i actually have no idea how to tag this thing

#literally what is this #i need a personal tag

[confession-session]

hi guys,

what the fuck is this

#kosa #is this kosa?? #stop kosa #kosa bill #literally what is this #what the fuck #is this normal #it wasnt like this before #im literally 15 #wtf

[bxbygirlleon]

re4r chapters 7-8 are my mortal enemies

#literally what is THIS #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa #im just trying to get through this. im just a baby. leave me ALONE. #ashley i love u so much but if u dont stop dying ill blow us both up

[criminalskies]

pathettic excuse for a man what happened to real men

thankyou! I’m not a man <3 don’t claim to be. so, in a roundabout way I thank you for saying that

I also only have any interest in fictional men sooo the real men are probably gathered around a construction site somewhere with their arms crossed in unison? Or maybe like a brewery or a boating-camping-fishing store must be having a really good sale.

idk you should ask like the census or something. I’m not the beacon of information you’re looking for x

#literally what is this #today has been strange #anon mail! #Rome’s got mail!

[flowerflowerflo]

got covid for the first time rn but its literally 2024. hate to break it to u babe but ur 4 years late 🙁

#literally what is this #a literal scam honestly #like bro fuck this #female insanity #girlblogging