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murasaki-cha · 5 months
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Actual thing that happened to me yesterday
Me: Hey sorry for not talking much today im just not in the mood right now
Uni friend: oh what happened?
Me: Well do you know Noragami?
Uni friend: Yeah I've watched the anime
Me: Me well I read the manga and it has not been going well at all. Today's update straight up destryed me.
Uni friend: Damn that must be bad. Oh but can I ask you something about it since you're a manga reader?
Me: Yeah fine sure
Her: Do Yato and Hiyori kiss??
Me:..........
Her: ...what?
Me:..... dude
Me:........
Me:
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ae-neon · 5 months
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The Well was not supposed to work.
It was a silly story told to wayward children at night to fall in line. Mind the wishes you make at The Well, for you know not what lives at the bottom. Never mind that The Well could only be found over the wall where the Fae and their beasts roamed. Never mind that humans weren’t allowed there, and the ones that dared to venture to The Well were never seen again.
Nesta Archeron never believed those stories.
If a human died because they ignorant enough to travel over the wall, well then, let the fae have their fun.
But it was different now. Now, Nesta was fae. Now, Nesta definitively knew there was more to Prythian than even the High Lords and Ladies knew. So she was not surprised when she, after another fight she’d had with the mongrel of a mate she’d been cursed with, stumbled upon what she instinctively knew to be The Well as she ran from Velaris to Cauldron knew where. She simply needed out of that godsforsaken court.
The Well was simply that—a well. If anyone else, namely a human, came across it, they would walk past it. Nothing about it was special. It didn’t glow. It didn’t have a talking face. It seemed all but abandoned with it’s snapped winch, crumbled concrete bricks, and frayed rope with no bucket in sight. Still, Nesta knew this was The Well so many died to find.
Though she did not believe, curiosity got the better of her. She leaned over to catch a glimpse of what may lurk at the bottom, but even with her far improved fae vision, nothing but darkness lay at the end of The Well. As all of them.
Nesta chuckled at herself. “A fool’s hope.”
Then a fool she must be, for she fished a coin from her pocket and tossed it in. Water did not splash nor did it ring when it reached the bottom. And though her pulse quickened and gooseflesh covered her skin, though her ears rang in the sudden deafening silence that befell the woods, though fear weighed as heavily as her doubt on her bones, still she said, “I wish I was a man, that my bond may break and I may finally be respected.”
For a few tense moments, nothing happened. Just as Nesta expected. But just before she turned away, a clawed hand reached forth over the well and grabbed her by the neck, paralyzing her completely. First, bejeweled mulberry eyes sparkled through the darkness, catching and holding her gaze. Then, a withered skeletal crown emerged from the inky shadows that parted almost acting as the sea. It’s rows and rows of razor-sharp teeth extended past its mouth, becoming one with its jaw. She could’ve swore what already looked to be a grin extended into a greater one, exposing even more teeth and a bottomless pit for throat.
Its growl of a voice crashed through her skull, shaking the ground beneath her. “Be careful what you wish for, Lady of Bloodshed.”
It pulled her half down the well, mashing her lips to its teeth. The stench of rotting flesh and blood filled her nose. She choked, tasting it on her tongue. Something within her snapped. Distantly, she heard a roar. And then, the one thing that haunted her dreams even after all these years. The familiar scraping and breaking and remaking of her bones. She pulled away to scream, but the creature’s teeth tore into her lips, her face, dragging her further down The Well with it.
Darkness covered her.
Anon!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING
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I am reading this at 4am, the hand coming out the well genuinely scared me for a sec
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slowlydiving · 11 months
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our wonderful WOW~
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hellavile · 2 years
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just moaned ‘oh my god’ out so loud.
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In the movie a bus full of white people dead eye and give weird ugly stares to Victor and Thomas because their native.
Racism is wild to me because white people will be like Oh that's a couple of weirdos don't trust them
And then the camera will pan over to some of the most gorgeous brown men I've ever seen
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kimjiwoong · 1 year
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monsta x releasing another amazing album nearing their 8th year anniversary. mwah mwah mwah royalty
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fentybucky · 2 years
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LUCAAA WOW
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akaisenhatake · 2 months
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last drink.
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cleanestkitty · 4 months
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oh its beena bit.
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basket-of-loquats · 8 months
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oh crowley, nothing lasts forever.
no. no, i suppose it doesn't.
[Image ID: a digital sketch of the Crowley and Aziraphale kiss from Good Omen Season 2 Episode 6. End ID.]
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buggachat · 2 months
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do you ever think about how Chat Noir and Argos are (essentially) identical fucking twins. like two of the miraculous wielders are (kind of) IDENTICAL TWINS and NOBODY would ever guess it. just look at them. nobody would connect them. what
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these two used to play as kids pretending to be each other to fool their parents. and also still do it to this day. what
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housecow · 3 months
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so, um… i’m wider.. (june 2022 to now! 215 to 270lbs)
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luvit · 4 months
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Crazy idea but a little blurb of ghost hating it when his girlfriends smokes even tho he smokes a literal PACK A DAY but he keeps trying to get her to stop until one day he just ljke fucks da SHIIII out of her for smoking so she never does again🤣🤣🤣 and him like panting “I can’t fucking stand seeing u do that to urself” while he’s BALLS DEEP
(fem!reader, mdni 18+)
what do they feed you to get a brain this big. because YEAH??????? i love ghost who wants to take care of you but is a huge hypocrite </3
ghost finds out one day when he comes home and goes to greet you with a kiss, pausing when he's a hair away and then pushes you back with a hand around your throat so you can see the nasty scowl on his face. "those aren't mine. who gave those to you?"
and he smells the smoke on your breath even if you tried to hide the smell of it with candies and brushing, even spraying on that perfume that makes him go crazy. but no matter what he'll catch you with the remnants of it if you're lucky enough to do it in secret.
most often he catches you, ripping the cig from your hands and snuffing it out. telling you that he doesn't want you to get sick from the nasty stuff even though every night he's out on the porch smoking a quick one before coming back in for bed. he tries to hide your packs, stops giving you free access to his money if it means you're buying smokes for yourself, gives you lengthy lectures of the harmful effects of smoking for you while you roll your eyes every time he blinks. and then he's had enough
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he's pounding into you, one hand firmly on your hip. the other pulls a freshly lit cigarette from his lips. he's further away than you'd like, and a disinterested look on his face even though he rams his cock into you over and over again.
"simon..." you weakly beg at him, trying to pull him closer. his frame's too tall, and it's not like you'd be able to pull him down anyways with the way he moves his hand to your throat and squeezes in warning.
"can't, love. smoke's bad f'you," he smirks and exhales a plume of smoke through his nostrils. he sits back on his haunches and continues to pin you down and you listen to nothing but the loud noises your pussy makes over your whinpering. punishing you, he's punishing you by taunting you with what you can't have.
you try to arch into him but it makes you gasp and choke against his palm. you want more, need more, need him so close to you. you want him to cage you in and kiss you and hold you tight with nowhere else to go besides against his chest and the bed. there's too much space between you :(
he chuckles evilly the way you claw at his wrist and try to tug his hand away, or even make him loosen his grip so you can breathe properly. "fuckin' brat. only thing ya need to make it hurt when you breathe is me." and he squeezes again while angling his hips to hit a deeper part of you, makes you kick your legs out and clench your toes.
he takes another drag and leans in closer, exhaling the smoke on your face. he watches the way your eyes flutter and it makes his dick twitch inside of you, stirring your pussy so nicely that it makes you a little bit wetter.
"yea? ya like tha'?" he talks to you in a condescending voice. you're trying to gauge if he's asking about his closeness or the smoke. but you know either way you answer is a trap and he'll just keep torturing you with that sinful cock of his. "sucks. can't 'ave it. not good for you. can't stand you being so fuckin' stupid."
and you try to beg and plead with him, promising him you'll stop. but he's not convinced no matter how many times "please, simon, please! 'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry" comes out those juicy lips of yours.
"why? you did this to yourself. keep tryin' to smoke no matter how many times i tell you no. but the brat just doesn't wanna listen, doesn't she?" he grunts and plunges deeper into you, making his balls slap your ass in place of his hand.
he takes another breath of the cig and keeps it in his mouth, biting the side of it while both hands now rest against your hips. the monstrous strength he uses to pull you back onto his leaking cock makes you ache from the force of him. knocks your breath out a different way than his hand does when he chokes you. he's got this feral smile as he gazes down at you.
can't help the way you're creaming so nice around him. 'specially not with the way he starts rubbing at your clit and tapping it with his thumb, like he's got some sort of rhythym in his head. and you're close, so close!
but when you're finally about to cum, he pulls out of you and slaps your pussy. makes you cry in disbelief as he pumps his cock over you while cumming over your tummy and on your pussy lips. another drag, of the cig in his mouth and the head of his cock over your clit.
he taps the head against your clit once and it makes your legs twitch. you sob at the loss of the orgasm and then he snuffs the cig out. grabs your jawline to make you look at him as he goes, "last time i'm tellin' you. you wanna smoke, you don't get to cum. good girls cum."
and then he climbs off of you to properly dispose of the ash and open the window. that's when you realize he was smoking the last of your pack in front of you.
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bixels · 23 days
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
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outeragent4 · 1 year
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Crab God's gift for W chocolate
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Ohhhh my god, thank you so much????
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cozylittleartblog · 11 months
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i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳
prints here
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