Creature: *learns to read and speak and soon becomes just as (if not more) intelligent than Victor*
Víctor, trying to save face:
my boi deserved so much better 😔✊
patroclus: idk what im doing w my life by following this kid
achilles: what is life?
chiron: welcome to early adulthood bitches 💅🏽🧚♂️💌🧜♂️💫
maurice: y'all im sad
maurice: im still sad
Hamlet: I need to make sure that Claudius actually killed my father, so I don’t murder the wrong man and go to Hell.
Also Hamlet, as soon as he hears someone behind the tapestry even though he has no idea who it is:
when did people start saying “hurry up!” instead of “ho! make haste”?
How I imagine the reunion after Rodya gets out of prison-
Shakespeare was just a shitposter who wrote plays
Stepan Verkhovensky: A little bird told me you are doing drugs.
Pyotr Verkhovensky: You are talking to birds and I am the one doing drugs?
Imagine knowing the love that Oscar Wilde, Keats and Byron wrote about.
Warriors looking at the armour of the enemy soldier they just killed:
So in most discussions of Christian text, St. John is referred to as “the disciple whom Jesus loved,” “the Disciple whom Jesus loved as a friend” or just “the Beloved disciple” because it’s mentioned in the New Testament about six times.
However, all six occurrences are in the Gospel of John, aka the One Our Dude John Wrote Himself, and I haven’t stopped laughing about this.
Dog: [has rabies]
My mom about middle school me:
richard siken if you ever read this, please CRUSH me again
Hi, I disappeared and now I need new people to follow, follow me and like or reblog if you post about any of these topics:
- Dark academia or related
- Anything about classic literature
- Greek mythology
- Shitposting (any kind)
- Anything -core
- Cute animals
- Language related
- Anti capitalism
- The horrible dread that follows all of us while we contemplate the insignificance of life and suffering
My tears are too heavy even with a chimney close, with my last breath I send a kiss in hopes my dreams will come true when I’m finally home.