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goofyahhcats · 7 months
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errmmm could you do some headcanons for wesker with a really shy s/o? like, blushing a lot when talking to him and stuff.... and getting so nervous around him from the smallest things like his voice and his height... :3 hes so fine.. what the scallop....
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HELLO A BELOVED ANON HERE TO DELIVER MY FIRST REQUEST AAAAH
And YES, god, he's so fine. Like that would literally be me if I saw him.
Giving you a fluff section and a smut section, can't get enough of this mf
Wesker with a shy s/o
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Rating: E
word count: 1.2k
Warnings: Afab! Gn! reader, fluff and smut
Re5 Wesker takes it in stride. He chides you for it each time. Flipping between calling you, “Pathetic. All embarrassed and blushing, just for me?” and “Aren’t you adorable? The red suits your face, my dear”
Basically the mf is a wombo combo of praise and degradation
S.T.A.R.S. Era Wesker sees this all the time. 
I mean, he struts his shit through the RPD every day, he’s gonna catch a few eyes. 
He would probably appear unbothered about it on the outside. But internally he's puffing his chest out, smirking, doing a little chuckle, the works.
The closer you get to him, the less he tries to hide his stupid little remarks.
He only voices his praise when you deserve it, staying in the same lane as re5 does.
You take slow steps towards the STARS Office. As a receptionist, filing papers was one of your many grueling jobs. It only became bearable when STARS returned from missions. Mission reports required you to read all of the juicy details as you filled out the necessary paperwork for them.
Normal protocol asked you to simply drop the papers off in the STARS mailbox, right next to the front door of their office. Which you had done dutifully every time. In this particular instance, however, Chief Irons had demanded that you bring the papers directly to the Captain himself. 
“That stoic asshole needs to be more careful!” Irons’ pink face shook, “Does he know how much money he cost me? Of course not! I need him to actually read the mission reports for once!” he slammed his hands down on his desk.
“I’m sorry sir, what can I do to help-?”
“Go! What are you waiting for? Bring it right to his desk! Throw them at him if that's what it takes! Christ!” A large vein popped out of his forehead. You nodded quickly, making your way out of his office as fast as you could
This led you to where you are now. You usually weren’t incredibly shy, but god. Captain Wesker tended to make you go bright red. You could never get a full sentence out without tripping over your words.
You slowly opened the door to the STARS Office. You were met with many friendly faces, many of whom smiled and waved at you. You returned the gestures, glancing to your left at your objective. 
The sign on his door read “CPT A, WESKER”. You swallowed heavily, taking a few steps up towards his door.
Raising your fist, you knocked twice before you heard a low, “Come in,” echo from inside.
You open the door, step in, and shut it behind you. Wesker looked up at you from his desk. His iconic sunglasses were clipped into the front of his shirt. His cold blue eyes scanned your form as you presented yourself.
“Do you need something?” his low voice reached your ears, jolting you out of your daze. You started to shake your head but then remembered why you were there and nodded. You held out the papers in your hand nervously.
“Y-yes sir. I have the mission reports for you… um- Irons’ orders. Sir,” you stammered over your words, cursing yourself internally. 
“Hm. Indeed you do,” Wesker hummed, looking up at you from his chair. He swiveled to the side and rose to his full height, towering over you. He took a few steps forward, reaching his hand out. 
You felt frozen in place, staring up at him. Wesker tilted his head slightly, “Hand me the reports. Or are you going to continue staring at me all day?”
You felt your face heat up. You quickly handed them to him, clumsily brushing your fingers against his as he accepted the papers. You nodded up at him apologetically, cheeks still fire engine red, “Sorry sir, I-”
“No need,” his voice was deep, the slight accent making you melt, “Good work, thank you,” he stated.
His praise vibrated through your whole body. You felt your stomach twist in pleasure at the ghost of a smile you could see on his lips. You stood there for what felt like a century, rooted to the spot. Wesker gestured at the door, “Go on now,” you nodded, stuttering out a, “Yes sir…” before making a beeline for his office door.
“Next time,” Wesker’s voice stopped you mid-step, “Tell Irons I’ll gladly have you deliver me the reports. I expect you to return tomorrow to deliver the mission debriefings. Personally.”
Your cheeks felt like they had caught on fire, “Y-yes sir,” you squeaked, nodding at him.
“Good,” he returned the nod, “You’re dismissed.”
You scrambled out of his office, bumping into the wall as you made your way into the hallway. You had to pause and take a moment to calm your blazing cheeks outside in the courtyard. Sighing to yourself
Back in his office, Wesker smirked, settling back down into his chair.
“Cute,” he chuckled.
Smut-wise, again, praise and degradation 
Re5 Wesker the type of guy to strip you naked, and just admire you, while watching you squirm and blush
You stood, completely naked in front of Wesker. He sat back, fully clothed, just staring. Your entire body felt like it was on fire. 
“My, you truly are a sight to see,” Wesker continues to stare, taking in every fold of skin, every freckle, and every scar you have to offer him.
Nervous and embarrassed, you attempt to cover yourself, placing an arm here and a hand there, but a “Tsk,” from Wesker, makes you freeze.
“W- Wesker…” you stammer, looking up at him.
“Mmm?” he smirked, the tent in his pants obvious.
“Please, I- I need you,” 
Wesker chuckles, “Oh, how adorable you are. Since you asked so nicely, I can’t help but oblige, can I?” he stands, gently guiding you towards him. You slowly pull down the zipper on his pants, looking up at him with red cheeks. 
You pull his cock out, evidently hard and leaking precum onto your palm. You stroke him once, and he grins, “Pathetic, not even going to ask me for permission? You’ve gotten ahead of yourself, my dear.”
You trip over your words, mumbling a half-apology, pleading with him to let you touch him.
“Wesker, please. I promise I- I won’t do it again, I-” You’re cut off as Wesker shoves his cock in your mouth. You moan around him, licking at the underside as you begin to bob your head.
Wesker lets out a satisfied sigh, “I can’t stay mad at you, dear. Not with this stellar performance,” his hand cards through your hair gently.
Wetness gushes out of you at his comment, and you whimper around him. Taking him deeper until you're at the hilt, throat convulsing around him. Wesker lets out a quiet groan and chuckle, tugging your hair back and off of his cock. A strand of saliva connects you to him. He smirks, taking in the view of your blown-out pupils and blushing face. 
“I guess I’ll have to reward you, hmm? Would you like that?”
“Y-Yes, please,” you whisper, swooning up at him. He chuckles.
“So eager you are. Climb up onto the bed,” he purrs. You do as he says, climbing up and lying as he instructed.
You definitely weren’t going to be getting any sleep that night. Not with him.
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picsfortheday · 5 months
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ask-a-vetblr · 1 year
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hi! i'm very curious about prettylitter's color-based health monitoring system. do any mods have experience using it, with clients who've tried or use it, or know of any research that supports/refutes its claims? i find its premise intriguing, & would be willing to try mixing it with our regular litter just to get the benefit of seeing the color/s without having to rely on it entirely for cleaning & odor– IF it genuinely works as advertised. i appreciate yalls knowledge and input, tysm
gettingvetted here.
I don't think there's anything *wrong* with using it. However, it is well known that when given a choice, cats prefer unscented, clumping clay litter where Pretty Litter is non-clumping plastic litter. Additionally, I have had multiple clients (both with cats and litter trained ferrets/rabbits) bring in samples after their Pretty Litter indicates that something is abnormal, just for the urine to be normal. If you're looking for something to use as a "topper", Royal Canin has come out with a hematuria (blood in the urine) indicator as well that is intended for use as a topper/mix-in as opposed to the entire box of litter. I tried it with one of my cats when one of the reps gave us samples, and it didn't change color, but of course my cat was confirmed to NOT have hematuria during a regular urinalysis, so...
Do with that information what you will.
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domoniki-11-11 · 6 months
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We have only had Mick for about 3 months, but we are so happy to see how comfortable he is. <3
He already knows how to use his litter box, which was a big surprise for us! Good little bun.
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andrew-nobody · 1 month
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i can't just waltz into your toilet without asking thatd be rude
so the litterbox it is
-piss anon #1
Well, Piss Anon “#1”, asking to use the toilet is less rude than pissing your pants in my apartment. So jot that down.
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dudebroship · 10 months
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Like we promised, here are our new boyfriends
bob belcher from bobs burgers
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sir jonas from a mouse tale
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Freddy bonnie and foxy from my au
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Dad cat from litterbox comics
In this ship au his name is Leo
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Bear from masha and bear
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The Crocodile Buddhist from The Hungry Buddhists short film
Again, in this ship, his name is fang
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Link form monsters vs aliens
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Tatsuki Midoriya from morenatsu
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And Grizzy from Grizzy and the lemmings
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And here's the new ship. It's a good start for pride month if I say so myself
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Merry Yaksmas!
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robbmommaerts · 2 years
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An unexpected find in a covered litter box. From the pages of KLAWDE: Evil Alien Warlord Cat. #klawdeevilalienwarlordcat #kidlit #penquinrandomhouse #penguinworkshop #chapterbooks #middlegradebooks #twocolorillustration #cat #litterbox #inkdrawing #robbmommaerts https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf_w1vmu4bO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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bluvelvetart · 2 years
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capitalism? More like CRAPitalism! That belongs in the litterbox
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terminusestfan · 2 years
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2 Funny Characters from in Kids Next Door.
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consistentreviews · 9 months
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Best Litter Box For Messy Cats - Which One Will Keep Your Floors Cleanest?
"Attention all cat owners: if you're tired of cleaning up after your messy kitty, this article is a must-read! Click now to find the perfect litter box solution."
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goofyahhcats · 7 months
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THAT FUCKIN NOTE ON AO3 “men am i right” BRO HAD ME IN TEARS
BAHAHAHA
Just giving leon a taste of his own medicine fr, if the fic had been the other way around (like I had planned), he probably would've said something stupid like
"Women"
LIKE SIR IM SOBBING INTO YOUR ARMS PLEEEASE
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picsfortheday · 2 years
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7catonline · 9 months
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Purina Tidy Cats Breeze Hooded System Starter Kit Cat Litter Box, Litter Pellets & Pads
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Purina Tidy Cats BREEZE Hooded Cat Clutter Machine Simple open-hinged hood permits for fast, Simple cleaning Ammonia Blocker is guaranteed to forestall ammonia odor for 7 days for 1 cat Pellet Machine separates urine and solids to lend a hand and keep an eye on odors Disposable pads soak up urine and keep an eye on odor for as much as 1 week for 1 cat
Easy Setup & Maintenance
1. Assemble the hinged hood by sliding the pegs in and down until they click. Then snap onto the grated base. 2. Place one cat pad (soft side up) in the BREEZE Litter System drawer and slide it into the base. 3. Fill the top portion of the box with one package of litter pellets. 4. Scoop out solid waste and dispose of it daily. NOTE: Pellets do not clump. 5. Add more pellets as needed. We recommend that you replace the pellets completely once a month. 6. Slide the drawer out to replace the disposable pad. Drawers can be rotated without touching the pad to extend pad life. Read the full article
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domoniki-11-11 · 6 months
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Do your rabbits know any tricks or commands?
Legoshi (grey, 3 years old) :
- litter trained (took more than a year...)
- come here (comes to me)
- let's go (jumps into his box for cage time with Mick or transport)
- do a spin! (Still a work in progress, but he does a little spin!)
Mick (capachino, under 1 year)
-litter trained (maybe I did something different than I did with Lego, but Mick has only had 1 or 2 accidents outside the box, but he really is fully litter trained even though he is not neutered!)
- come here (still a work in progress, comes 90% of the time)
- let's go (still a work in progress, did it ONCE - he got a little treat as a reward)
Good work Buns!
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andrew-nobody · 1 month
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thanks for the towel fluffy
its not my fault though
the litterbox was occupied man
JUST USE THE TOILET!!
Also. Did you just call me Fluffy?
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