I recently returned to the mlp fandom and remembered about such a charming character as King Sombra.
..And I think you already understand who he reminded me so strongly.
He is a creature of shadows
He is powerful and gorgeous
He is a KING
He is sass af
He is a goof sometimes
And his mane flows just like Alucard's hair does
He is amazing!
what is columbo's husband favourite song/musician?
i don’t really have an answer to this question because i think columbo wasn’t lying in identity crisis when he says that his “wife” listens to everything. classical, rock, etc. i think he listens to some folk here and there.... jazz.... i do think madame butterfly is his favorite piece of classical music but i also think he is the kind of person to have many different “favorite” pieces of music.
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hi there! it’s the terrified-to-masturbate-virgin nonnie again. it’s just that i’m scared of the bleeding that i’ve heard happens when you put something in for the first time, and even though one finer is really small i’m terrified of it. should i be scared?
alright, I fell asleep before I got a chance to answer this last night so let me give you a brief anatomy lesson:
bleeding because of sex/fingering/toys is most likely to occur from three basic places: the hymen, the vaginal walls or the cervix.
the hymen is a small piece of tissue that encircles the vaginal opening. it does not block the vaginal opening in most people (and when that does happen, it can be a dangerous situation if it isn’t broken before menstruation begins.) the main purpose of the hymen is to prevent fecal matter from entering the vaginal canal, as a result it is most useful in infancy and then eventually becomes obsolete which is why it isn’t very strong per se. the majority of hymens are broken well before sex is ever involved. even more interesting, some hymens are unbroken by sex! the hymen itself has an opening that fingers and dicks can often fit through without tearing. the breaking of the hymen is not necessarily painful although there is usually some amount of blood.
bleeding from the vaginal walls occurs when there is too much stretch without lubrication and microtears occur throughout the vagina. not profuse bleeding, more like it tints the fingers/toy/penis a bit pink, but pretty painful. a good reminder in the importance of foreplay and/or lube.
finally, the cervix. this may bleed when poked too much, fingers can’t usually reach this one but dicks and toys sometimes can and it takes patience to keep from injuring yourself here. but if you bleed from the cervix, that’s gonna be the most significant bleeding compared to the other two. may or may not have a stain on my carpet to prove it...
moral of the story: if you still have a hymen when you insert an object in yourself for the first time, it may or may not break and it will likely not be painful. maybe put a towel down or try it in the shower if you’re worried about blood but it’s not that much usually.
all that being said... you can masturbate without insertion, too. the clitoris usually is gonna do more for you than one finger in the vagina.
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