Post-SVSSS AU where SY is enjoying himself teaching his students and spoiling his husband(s) when suddenly his little sister shows up in the bamboo house! SY panics in typical Cucumber fashion and his little sister gets to meet her new brother(s)-in-law.
Shen Yuan: how the fUCK do I explain the sudden appearance of my sister
Shen Yuan: Husband, the stork visited and brought us a child to raise.
Luo Binghe: A DAUGHTER! 😍 WITH MY SHIZUN! 😍
Sometimes Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe collectively only have a braincell between them. This is one of those moments.
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probably shouldn't trust the immortal time traveler with a hand in half the plots you're stopping
dialogue based off of this reply!
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i think he should have a Border Collie. intelligent, enthusiastic, determined, and very good at rearing sweet little sheep ;)
I was trying to look into local breeds, but I really don't know enough about them tbh so might as well! Airplane's haphazard world building allows for much wilder things than foreign dog breeds in ancient fantasy China and the few collies I see in passing are a delight.
I think Binghe's daemon in PIDW would actually be another wolf when it settles, despite his best efforts. Growing up his daemon is almost always in the form of a sheep (to the point people wonder if it has already settled, despite Binghe being far too young for that to happen) because of his subconscious (maybe even instinctual?) need to appear harmless. It's one of the things that triggers Shen Qingqiu's anger at him - it's not unnatural for a daemon to favor one kind of shape or another, even if it's rare for children to stop experimenting early, but something about Binghe's little lamb daemon tickles Shen Qingqiu's paranoia just the wrong way.
Shen Yuan sees nothing wrong with it, but then he doesn't really have the right cultural understanding of the world to really get why it's weird. Of course Binghe's daemon is a little sheep, he's a gentle and sweet little white lotus! Makes perfect sense to him! It's his cruel shizun's awful influence that will make the gentle lamb turn into a ravenous, rabid wolf - he's certain there's some kind of commentary on the cycle of abuse in there, even if only by accident, because he doesn't trust Airplane to write depth if his life depended on it. He's not completely wrong, but he's off the mark enough to be surprised that Binghe's daemon starts taking on canine forms when Shen Qingqiu eases up on targeting him.
In this AU Binghe would probably end up with a wolfdog of sorts, inspired by Shen Yuan's claims that his own daemon used to be a dog too.
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Me, having never played SMRPG before the announcement of the remake: Puppet companion? Eh, not sure if Geno's my jam...
Me, after learning he's actually a star borrowing a puppet body: Sold, okay nvm I'm in
Doodling a little while catching pieces of Nintendo Direct while at work. Is it November 17th yet, I'm curious to see what I missed out on for 25+ years
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what the squid doing?
time for mob au p2 except more like p1 because i’m redoing p1 cause it’s so much more lazier then this
squiddo squid abilities
pros:
can spit ink to stun players
really good eyesight when underwater
possible walking calamari but might be cannibalism
when surrounded she can revert back to a squid and hide
cool outfit
cons:
can only eat fish (excluding pufferfish)
spawn underwater, but above surface only
she moves slower as a squid
vomits ink instead of food
cant be out of water for long before she dries up and turns into calamari
Bonus: she and ashwag literally cannot touch lol, he’s an enderman and she’s a squid
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I watched 2×07 a few hours ago.
It took me an hour and a half to stop crying.
Then, another hour to compose myself enough to present myself as an even remontly functioning human being again.
I'm speechless. Utterly bewildered. All my hopes and dreams, gone. Gone in the blink of an eye.
I just wanted my silly little fishwives, together and happy. And what do I get?!
Nobody talk to me. Nobody talk to me for the rest of the year. What little sanity I had left... It's all gone.
And now...
Now, I shall bathe in the misery of crushed dreams, and cry rivers of lost hopes.
Now, I shall embark on a perilous voyage that is my mind. I shall slay the beasts threatening the happiness of those who have given me courage and pulled me out of the deepest, darkest abyss on the treacherous plane I call my psyche.
Now, only delusion prevails.
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‘“I’m sorry,” you finally manage.
“Don’t be,” she murmurs, and it’s like she’s holding your heart in her hands.’
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Okay so massive MASSIVE credit to @bamboorocket (again) for writing the above line from a Waka/Mei Discord drabble she kindly eviscerated me with hehe. So of course I had to do a thing, in a similar style to my 'tormented prophet Waka' thing because ✨THE VIBE ✨ and once again thank you SO MUCH Bamboo
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