#little dog rat thing

[canisalbus]

I was holding my dog's head like a burger when I suddenly thought of Machete so I now present to you

Machete getting his head held like a burger

.

#oh dear #my boy my poor little rat lad #he doesn't seem too thrilled about it #but submitting to his fate nonetheless #or maybe he's secretly into it #maybe it makes him feel like his head is staying together a bit better than it does on average #is this a customary thing? to hold a dog's head like a burger? #you're not the first person to tell me my dogs need to be given burger handling #I don't know what I'm talking about anymore I think I better call it a day #thank you! I hope he's feeling held #gift art #snakeobsessedloser #own characters #Machete

[grinchwrapsupreme]

This line so succinctly captures Siegfried's relationship with Tristan. And the fact that this is the line that make Tristan realize what Siegfried is doing, that he knows INSTANTLY that the answer is him, it's so so good

#tristan farnon #siegfried farnon #acgas 2020 #all creatures great and small #tristan KNOWS he's just another one of siegfried's animals #yeah he's at the top of the list but he's still on it #siegfried keeping tristan in surgery instead of going out on calls like a master keeping a dog in a kennel #or like a rat in a cage because 'you're domesticated' and if he lets him out 'the world will eat you up' #the way when siegfried tells tristan he wished he could do things differently with him followed immediately by jess barking #this show loves loves loves to have characters call tristan siegfried's son ('your boy') #but in tristan's eye #he's just siegfried's favourite dog #like siegfried is a stallion #temperamental and skittish and haughty #like james is a cow #uncertain and gentle and in need of a herd #tristan is a dog #lively and loyal and poorly trained #animals welcome people tolerated etc etc #siegfried does see tristan as his little brother and loves him like a son but unfortunately he's not great with people #animals however he is excellent at managing #do i need to draw up the tricki-woo tristan mirror again?

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

For what it’s worth? Orellia would have been great at mukbangs

#she doesn’t talk #she just eats #I think it would be kinda cute her doing these with fancy desserts 🍨 #and then Julia walking by in the background and her comment section being like ????? is that Julia Ortega? 😦😯 #Orellia replies to the comments like : ‘no’ or ‘this ain’t about her’ #hold on—this would have been cute for her little no powers ‘regular occupation thing’ like flystep had going on #she still doesn’t have a job Julia’s the one funding all her little mukbang videos 🥺 #I do like thinking Ortega would still b famous even with no powers— I think it’s so cute she’s super cool and #Oro standing next to her like a little rat dog she picked up off the side of the road no one wanted

[jack-the-fool]

Why is Dream the only Endless to have a little animal buddy to help him out? I think all the Endless deserve little animal buddies to help them out

#I think despair has little rat friends so there's that #i think destruction gets a dog while he's on his retirement hike? #desire gets a cat (you know? like nyah?) #death and bees because of the whole 'tell it to the bees' thing #destiny gets a snake (ouroboros you feel?) #delerium either gets a chameleon or a frog/toad i think #both vibes fit #and hey maybe it changes #the sandman #sandman dream #sandman despair #sandman destruction #sandman desire #sandman death #sandman destiny #sandman delirium #The Endless #hummmm this is getting dangerously close to a daemon au isn't it?

[m0thcl0wn]

alright dnd rambles

going to drop some characters so they make a little sense when i ramble

Honey/Bug/Pluto: my character, all the same person, they're a swords bard changeling who's now finally going by their true name Pluto after everything happened- ill switch between Honey and Pluto.

There will be a little bit where I will refer to Pluto as a different person because of how changelings work in this campaign. Kintsugi (Kins): my fellow player, war-forged cleric/paladin multiclass, daughter of Amen Rei (their god)

Gintsugi (Gins): Kins' sister, the golden cloak

Infierna: high priestess of the church of Amen Rei

Mars: changeling, Honey's ex but also they had spoken after and re-confessed that they loved each other but promised to talk after the battle, keeper of the town

Dro'kar: second Honey love interest, vampire and lord of the town

Alton: my adoptive dad <3

Jack: third love interest whoops, once-upon-a-time bbeg but he is in love with Honey. Jack is the bard of bards, only fought with them because of honey

Liktor: robot, keeper of the town

The changeling family: if I say any planet name (Venus, Neptune, Jupiter, Mercury, I.O etc etc) theyre a changeling and important to Pluto

Yorick: THE bbeg, who we killed

last night was our 'final' battle- what was meant to be the finale but we begged out dm to go to lvl 20 (we reached lvl 13 after that fight)- and it was fucking INSANE

So to start out its just honey and kins fighting against some raised dead red moon knights (from the church of Amen Rei) that were kinda beating our fucking asses- slowly, people start turning up and we can randomly check on others as they do their fight

The fights away from the main fight were the town defenders consisting of Dro'kar, Alton and some of the other main npcs as well as Dro'kar's familiar. Then there was the changeling family + Trina the fairy of Primon (Primon is the town, Trina is also Honey's adoptive mum as of recent). And lastly the church led by Infierna at first and helped my Mercury on Honey's orders.

Back to our fight we're getting our ass kind beat, Yorick is sending his trump cards out to fight the other teams which include a chimera, a gargoyle and a giant golden lion as well as the dead red moon knights. We are fighting the red moon knights, Yorick himself, and Yoricks final trump card whos name I cant spell but hes a dick and also a semi god (aka, fighting TWO gods. not our first god fight either lmao).

Gintsugi shows up to help us first, then Infierna, then Mars and Jupiter- and then at some point Honey agrees to the terms of a contract and gets Jack involved who focuses on Yorick alongside Liktor. Zeke (uhh Dro'kars dead fiancee, Willow's familiar gifted to Honey to help out) is also there throwing hands with the 2nd semi god, and FINALLY our last help is a giant iron golem that guards the woods.

Honey almost fucking dies a couple times, Yorick keeps counterspelling his counterspells and throwing legendary actions his way. Venus interrupts a spell Mars does and Yorick kills Venus. Pluto has to tell her husband, Neptune, who desperately tries to stop the attack to focus, Neptune dies at some point but we don't know what happens. Yorick's attention turns to Pluto who's giving him a lot of trouble and casts Disintegrate on him, which would have killed him as he was on 3 hp at the time.

But Mars, a paladin, has Pluto in his aura and redirects the hit to himself. While smiling at Pluto, just before he dies, Mars tells him "I think you've got it from here" and then turns to dust.

I sobbed.

That's when Pluto got his awakening. Changelings get a special ability they can unlock in their very very worst moments, Pluto's has been slowly building during the lead up to this battle, and losing Mars is the finale straw. A huge dome of ice surrounds him and all people can hear from outside is him screaming in agony. Pluto shows up- the old Pluto, the original holder of his name and his gift- and finally they get their gift. A set of deep black wings and ice magic.

Pluto gets all his hps back (theyre not fully there, theyre basically temporary, he still needs to be fully healed after everything) and then starts throwing hands with Yorick who gets scared and runs away after aiming three meteorites at the manor in town (very important building, town is done for if thats gone). Liktor dies, Jack is down and out of the fight but not dead, leaving Pluto, Kins and Gins, Infierna, Zeke and Jupiter. Jupiter and Gins leave to protect the manor. Pluto, Kins, Infierna and Zeke head down into the catacombs to finish this fight. This whole time no joke ive been rolling LIKE ASS. BUT FINALLY. My first few hits on Yorik is a NAT 20 upped to 31 AND then an 18 upped to 25. Great, Yoricks looking ROUGH.

YORICK KILLS KINTSUGI. RAISES HER AS A THRALL AND BANISHES PLUTO.

Zeke breaks the concentration by attacking Kintsugi after Infierna refuses to attack her love. The concentration ends, Pluto is back ON HIS TURN IN INITIATIVE.

And takes Yorick's head off his shoulders.

Wise ol' Eloquin, fate itself, shows up in this last part because Pluto can see him, and Yorick's fate is finally sealed, the fate he thought he had cut himself from. They return back to Primon, the manor is standing but the town itself is back in ruins. Mars, Venus and Neptune are dead, Liktor is dead. They're the only deaths. Kintsugi is bought back by Infierna who saved her last spell slot for that exact reason.

And that's where the session ended.

#quite literally went insane #sobbed for like ten straight minutes over Mars #it hurt #it still hurts #liktor hurt far less simply because liktor had already told me he was going to die #you wanna know what hurt the most? #seeing dro'kar realising more of his family is dead #the TWO PEOPLE HE HAD AFTER WILLOW DIED #DEAD #UGH #AHHH #AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #Alton was okay #Pluto was very scared about him but apparently he was going apeshit #getting like multiple nat20s #good for him #OH YEAH AND SO pluto is the rat king which was a whole other storyline but #he had a little rat named finley basically from the start and he told finley to protect all the towns people that are in the manor #AND HE DID #HE TURNED INTO THIS SICK ASS BIG RAT DOG THING AND BEAT ASS #GOOD FOR YOU FINLEY #dungeons and dragons #dnd #oc #original character #my oc #my ocs #dnd lore #ALG #A Lucky Guess

[chibitantei]

Reminder that she

spawned from

her.

Thank the p4 pachinko for the shadow naoto arts btw.

#ooc: outta coffee #shadow naoto is like a little sewer rat #naoto is a sad wet dog cat thing

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

RATS are NOT your friends at night while you're reading a scary book

#so if you didnt know. rats are nocturnal #so its 2am where i am rn. my room is pitch dark because i have my blinds shut #and im reading a scary book. lots of spooky creatures and body horror and haunted shit #and my rats. are knocking shit over and chewing on things and generally being menaces #or theyll go silent for a minute abd i think theyre chilling and then all of a sudden theyll drop a toy or something #and scare the shit out of me #they use their spooky little hands to climb on the bars of their cage. and they use their spooky little teeth to aggressively eat kibble #and i gave them new toys today. these edible foraging toys that they love #but that means my room is full of the sound of pulling on bars. or the clicking of a water bottle. or chewing. so muvh chewing #and im reading about this dead body come back to life. with like all of her bones broken. killing a guy in the most grotesque way #and its altogether a very bad experience #i was bored for the first 70ish pages but then it got really fucking good and im hooked. but its also terrifying #the rats have gone silent but now my dog is shifting in his kennel outside my room #both are terrifying. why are my rats silent. why is my dog moving. when will he move next #these animals are harassing me. whats next. my sibling's rabbit is going to break in? in roommate's cat will start scratching at the door? #if my landlord is reading this then ignore all of these tags. we only have a dog sir. no rodents or felines or whatever tf a rabbit is here #ah the rats are making sounds again. terrible horrifying sounds #i have to piss but im scared to get out of bed. i think i live here now. in bed. i cant leave #on a somewhat related note i really want to make deviled eggs rn but i have roommates that are trying to sleep #on one hand i miss living alone. on the other it makes me feel safer to have two other people here with me #even if the threat is only my imagination #and my mischievous critters

[mustangs-flames]

htb Mark would be looking at me in shock right now as I hand him a mini dachshund puppy and promise to never kill it off in any of the stories

#htb mark #you get one nice thing kid #and its this funky little rat dog #and she gets to live a long and happy life #take it because its all you're getting my guy

[twiptoe]

SNEK!!!

#the dogs were barking at him #and sniffin him #he was curled up in a little ball poor thing #im holdin his neck cuz he bit sarge (in back) on the nose lol #poor babuy #snake #snakeblr #reptiles #nature #wildlife #critters #goblincore #rat snake #baby animals #baby snake #ribbon snake #garter snake #im in north georgia if im wrong abt the species lmk #danger noodle

[laurelnose]

Roche/Ciri (red and blue, princess and commander, officer and criminal, dog and cat, freedom and duty, tired soldier and swallow as symbol of new life and inspiration...)?

i’m not gonna lie to you I don’t ship roche/ciri for the same reason I don’t really ship roche/geralt: I just don’t actually like Roche that much

#i mean i like roche but i like him the way i like wind-up toys or rats in lab mazes or martin seligman’s dogs or #uh. anyways! it’s fine i guess but it does not compel me. sorry! #i am not interested in roche in normal people relationships i only care about him being a fucked up little gremlin #and i do not think he and ciri adequately bring out each other’s fucked up little gremlinness #also: please feel free to elaborate on ‘red’ and ‘officer/criminal’ and ‘symbol of new life’ #because i associate Literally None of those things with Ciri. is ‘criminal’ supposed to be about the Rats? #asks #anonymous

[picaroroboto]

I look at Cylva and whatever part of the brain that makes me get obsessed with side characters starts whirring like an overheating laptop

#ff14 #ffxiv #cylva #ffxiv cylva #digital #doodle #glad i finally went back and did my ShB roles #meeting her and learning her story feels like unlocking the secret character on the fighting game roster #or the secret route in a dating sim that only unlocks after doing all the others and turns the whole thing upside down #am now shaking like a little rat dog at the idea of her and unukalhai #and possibly the bounty hunters #being relevant in all this void stuff in MSQ

[nytfythfhtyf]

my cousins have a huge double coated dog and they do not brush him. he is outside in their forested backyard most of the time. i tried to brush him once and after 3 hours i couldnt even get one leg done. like if youre so busy that you cant brush your dog. dont get one. especially not a double coated one

#BRUH!!!!! #like my uncle travels for work a lot. my aunt works at their farm most of the day. and their two oldest kids are in college #why woulf you get that kind of dog #my uncle literally doesnt like dogs anymore because they just cant handle him #he is big enough to overpower you and he does not listen to anyone ever #also he chomped my dogs whole neck so im not very fond of him at all anymore #theyre also the kind of people that are like we only like BIG dogs. small dogs are little rats for loser babies #fail #i say things

[spurkspaint]

look at my nannas little rat lol

#ace posted a thing stfu ace #shitpost #dog #rat #little rat dog #little rat

[chaoticspacedust]

Gonna post about my little story I have rocking around my skull

Superhero one but dealing with toxic relationships or atleast try and attempt to, probably just a little introductory post for the protagonists since my friends have been getting SLOGGED with me ranting about them for the past few months

Two protags are Eve Ashwood and Valerie (W.I.P last name)

eve is a inventor, her power is restlessness/insomnia (essentially sleep is not a biological requirement for her even if tiredness is still experienced) currently in a school designed to teach future heroes and hero related careers, eve is studying to become a officially recognised inventor and designer for hero gear and gadgets, not cause she actually cares about heroes and helping people but because it will get her recognition and it’s a fun challenge designing to work around or with others powers. Contemplating having another layer with her parents being marketers for heroes, handling all their PR and public image work and such.

anyway it’s all a facade anyway; eve doesn’t care for it or anyone else really, she just using it as a opportunity for a closed glimpse into the inner workings of the hero system as she wants to take over the world; either through dominating the market for technology to make it all relent on her or through plain old domination and subjection.

Valerie I am torn at the moment; either way she will have superspeed that is based on vibrations (vibrates herself to move at superspeeds), originally she is a student training to be a offical hero but is very passive and a people pleaser to the point she is kicked out as she freezes when sparring as she can’t bare to hurt people, and is a push over to all of eve’s whims as she is called her “lab rat” or “favourite test subject”. The other option I’m playing around with is that Valerie is a egotistical asshole; bragging about her herself and calling out all the corrupt shit that meets her gaze; she would still be a “good” person but very brash and not at all sensitive or tolerant to more grey areas of thought.

either way Valerie would be a social outcast of sorts for how she acts for having no personality as a pushover or for being too strong of a personality, and eve would be one too but that’s cause she cannot see anyone as a “equal” and is always covered in grease and oil and shit as she practically lives inside her lab.

Basis of story is that these two terrible people meet and get into a unbalanced toxic relationship (eve controls it all but Valerie would be on a trigger switch of emotion), but they end up in a situation where their forced to actually care and consider others around them, growing into sorts better people, they’ll still be assholes but the relationship would be shaped into a healthier one after the events they go through.

The threat is Gonna involve goo that gets into people and controls them; trying to spread as far as it can to get more and more people; and either quarantined inside the school or maybe the entire city not sure, but definitely a situation where their stuck in a location as help cannot reach them. Still fiddling with the origins between someone else’s power or the original idea was goo from future where eve succeeded in her goals and this little change in the timeline gives eve and Valerie a change to have a more healthy relationship.

Gonna flesh this out and post more later with more info and art; friends just encouraged me to post about it on the old tumblr and I’ve been meaning to be more unusual and strange online for anxiety overcoming reasons

#story called I don’t need you #probably gonna use IDNY for tagging stuff #IDNY #eve and Valerie have been the subject of many this is so them in regards to ship artwork and such to my friends #lots more stuff I can say about eve and Valerie (god so much about Valerie) #a small thing is that Valerie if I go with people pleaser goes (I am sick of being nice) due to eve and is attack dog girlfriend to eve #and eve while not expecting that intense of a reaction is eating it up having that level of loyalty and control over someone #eve has the pet name of my little monster for Valerie; upgrade from lab rat

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

7am. Can't sleep. Have to wake up at 9am. The sun is rising. Probably just won't sleep.

#just cant sleep. dont want to sleep #the sun has risen so im probs not gonna be able to fall asleep #and whats the point of sleeping less than two hours anyway? #i decided about an hour ago that if im still awake at 7:30/8 then ill just get up and walk my dog #he needs to be tired out because both my sibling and i have to work and he barks when neither of us are there #so we figured out the beat thing to do is to tire him tf out #i think waking him up an hour early and taking him on an extended walk should do the trick #the only thing is. i have to work today. and i dont want to work six hours on no sleep #but tbh maybe no sleep is better than an hour. i think if i just have some coffee maybe ill be fine #i just feel like today is going to be a bad day. and im just preparing for that #(tw animal death)i feel like one of my rats is going to die today and its just going to be a bad shift cuz ill be so tired and cuz of my rat #just all around its not going to be a good day and im resigning myself to that #i dont want to go to work. i think if a customer is even a little rude ill just burst into tears in front of them #thatd be kind of iconic tbh. i bet theyd regret being rude #everything sucks and ive spent the last few hours steadily crying #anyway have a great day yall. sincerely. and kiss your pets on their little heads for me

[harvestar]

Sort of wanted to include a cheeky little line about half the train being covered in greenery because three and the driver keep [redacted] but I controlled myself

Also realizing more and more that I'm not including a lot of side characters in recent chapters and this is sort of by design right but also I want the Aunt to weigh in on this new development so bad. maybe I'll make that half of the next chapter?

#ktxt #also I miss the dog. and the signalman. and the rats #this particular arc is really focused on one thing (the verdancy) so I'll be a little glad when I can start the third & expand a little bit