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moltenmutt · 1 year
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My son. 
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mrbob386 · 2 years
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My meow meow munching m ow meowing shit meow thing that meown meows.
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wiiildflowerrr · 3 months
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@Luke5SOS: new hair :) what erbody think?
@Love5SOS: @Luke5SOS looks good dude :) did you and Calum get haircuts together? Haha x
@Luke5SOS: @Love5SOS yeeee, was pre cute :)
@Michael5SOS: @Luke5SOS looks the same
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spamgyu · 3 months
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But Coups once fought with Wonwoo (another little shit <he's my little silly boy>), Jun and Hao used to fight a lot, Hoshi fought Seungkwan... I'm starting to think the 96 liners are the real problem, and Coups
the problem is that they were starving and hangry
and over stimulated by that god awful wall color omg
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ismellcolors34 · 11 months
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I know that Hobie will go up to Miguel and just start teasing him about stuff
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nyctovenator · 2 years
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name: Screech skill: Fucking Miserable quote: please give me vbucks dad ill cry if you dont let me have some vbucks. i need them.
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liveshauntedmoved · 2 years
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❝  this is the last time i play this game ❞ | @midxnights​​ | meme [ accepting ]
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                A laugh falls from Reggie’s lips as he looks at her, arms crossing against his chest, “You know, I don’t think I believe you there,” He muses, a playful smile spreading across his lips - because getting on her nerves is one of his favourite past times. “You like this game. Don’t deny it.”
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I know we love the idea of Hobie hanging out with the Spidey-gang and that is adorable I will admit but like...
Hobie with the Spidey-ADULTS???
Love it. Can't get enough of it.
Hobie being the youngest in the group for once and just being a universal little shit?? Sign me up.
Him tagging along with Jess cause she's his mentor (in my head), bugging Miguel during work hours, encouraging MayDay to be as chaotic as possible at Peter's expense.
He wants to ride Jess' motorcycle. He has taken it for a joyride more than once.
Miguel is like 'Watching you is like a full-time job, you know that?' and suddenly Hobies like
'Really now? Say less.'
And he REFUSES to leave Miguel's office. Just slacking off in there, playing some guitar chords, whistling, throwing things like pens at Miguel, stealing shit when he turns around.
He obnoxiously calls him 'Migs', shouting 'Migs, mate!!' because he knows it irks him.
Even LYLA is like 'Oh God, this guy's annoying 😐'
The food court gets Mountain Dew Baja Blast in the vending machines. He gives MayDay approximately 4 sips and now she's swinging across the Spider Society like a bat outta hell and nobody can catch her.
Have you ever seen a baby flying through the air at 75mph? No?? Do you want to??
I just love Menace!Hobie. Prankster!Hobie.
Hobie who puts a 'kick me' sign on Miguel's back because he knows Miguel's huge as fuck and couldn't possibly take it off by himself
And he watches, laughing so hard he's in tears as Miguel's rippling muscles stop him from reaching the paper on his own back 😭😭
Anybody?? SpideyAdults and Hobie?? LittleShit!Hobie??
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elsyrel · 4 months
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Tired of the littleshit
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itsallaboutbl · 8 months
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#littleshit
+ bonus
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rinatic · 1 year
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hii can i request johnny as a boyfriend?
A/n: first request, hope you like it :)
Johnny as a boyfriend
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Johnny was buying a gift for his friend when he saw you
You two were in the store at the same time picking stuff from the same aisle
He saw that your eyes settled on a plushie that you wanted to get but before you can decide, he grabbed it
Laughing in the inside like the little shit he is, you didn't mind it
But it doesn't stop there
"Do you know what to buy for a friend?"
He wanted to start any conversation even though he already picked the plushie
You started giving him ideas by pointing at different things but he's not paying attention
He's staring at you, without hiding the fact that he is doing so
Is highkey flirting
Because he is talkative, you two stand there in the store for good thirty minutes talking even though you're strangers
Managed to get your phone at the end of the conversation
As you two became friends, johnny would always call you to hang out, and you couldn't refuse
Who wouldn't hang out with him?
He would quickly grow a liking for you and starts to see you as a potential lover
Even if he doesn't necessarily 'love' you
But he slowly falls in love, and you become the most important person in his life
So he won't confess immediately, he'll drop hints, make you flustered on purpose and flirt with you more
One day, he decided that he needs to actually confess because you're dumb lol and he's afraid someone is going to steal you
When you guys start dating, he actually stops being too playful because you two are not friends anymore
He pretends to be mature, but as soon as you enter the room, he collapses internally
Bro is whipped
Is so fucking cocky it's annoying lol
Like he's so extra when he introduces himself to your friends "I'm y/n's sexiest, prettiest, boyfriend, simply the best person in her life"
Is so competitive
Like he literally puts himself in weird situations because he thinks everyone is competing for your love
Talks shit about your male friends
LOVES LOVES LOVES making you flustered
How your cheeks turn a light shade of pink and you hide your face with your hand? He lovessss it
He loves seeing you blush easily at his words, it boosts his ego sm
When you move to his house, you find the plushie you wanted there on his nightstand
"I kept it with me because it reminded me of you, but now you can take it." "Oh, what about your friend?" "It was for mork but fuck him jkkjkjkggt"
Head kisses are a thing mainly because of the height difference
Since i mentioned height, be prepared to be teased for it
Like he doesn't acknowledge the fact that he's so big and tall, he thinks you're so small and teases you for it
Can't reach him to kiss his lips? Your problem, when you two hang out you look like a father and a daughter? Your problem too
Secretly melts because of it
You think he's the most annoying when he's being cocky? Meet johnny i-want-your-full-attention suh
Bro turns into a five year old
"Y/n?? You're not even listening.", "i won't say it again, you should've paid attention.", "I'm literally shirtless in front of you yet you still chose to pay attention to your damn phone."
Is so whiney
Follows you around the house like a puppy
This happens mostly when he wants to show you something
Switches between this 🙄 and 😒
Has a saviour complex ????
Like when you get hurt slightly he makes a big deal out of it
"Omg you fell on the couch? Is your back okay?"
Gossip gossip gossip
Once he starts talking about his day
He. Will. Never. Shut. Up
The only solution to make him stop gossiping and talking shit: a kiss
Speaking of kissing, i don't see him as a rough kisser
He's actually gentle and his kisses are sweet
Unless you made him jealous or something he might devour you-
Sorry
Anyways
He's the type to take up all the space on the couch so you have nowhere to sit except on his lap
A littleshit
Judges people with you
"Oh my, look at their outfit, so fucking ugly i could never."
You always tell him to lower his voice but he's loud and probably the person heard
When you stare at him accidentally
"What? Am i so hot you can't stop looking at me?", "y/n is obsessed with meeee."
Neck kisses and bed conversations
Breakfast in bed is a thing
Jokes a lot just to hear you laugh because he loves it :)
Picks you up trom school/work and says it's his duty to do so
"Hello? Your personal driver arrived, where are you?"
So cuteeee
Also, this mf is so unpredictable ???
Sometimes he doesn't like pda and claims it's cringe then other time he literally holds onto you as if you'll run away from him
And people in the street are judging you
Since you're dating johnny, throw away your wardrobe for two reasons
One, because he thinks your style is ugly lol and he's going to buy you outfits that are better in his opinion
Two, he wants you to wear his clothes
Seeing you walk around in his hoodie or a jacket he just lent you
It makes his heart melt
Will often tell you to pick up anything you like from his closet
Don't take him to events
Is highkey hilarious
He won't embarrass you, but your friends will gradually like him more lol
The pranks
You'll never recover from his pranks, you either end up laughing or completely traumatized no in between
At night, you spend your time cuddling
He likes to tangle your legs and wrap his arm tightly
The type to scoff and sigh when you move away while you two are cuddling
But he brings you back to him with his strong arm
He traps you in his shirtless chest
So it's hard to breath because his gigantic boobs are not allowing you to
But you don't mind it
Is a big spoon but enjoys being the small one too
Play with his hair!!! He loves it
"I washed my hair extra well today, touch it! It's so fluffy!"
You know he washed it well so you can play with it and compliment him
No personal space
"Are you seriously going to the bathroom? After i threw away all my work, friends and family behind you chose the bathroom instead of the love of your life 😟???"
Head on chest cuddles...
"You're taking up the whole bed." "Sleep on me then."
Is flexing his body strength all. The. Time
Anyways
Is so goofy when he's sleep deprived so make sure he sleeps lol
Laughs like a maniac at night to scare you
But is so cute so keep him hehe
Da best boyfriend idc 🤷‍♀️
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windswept-wonders · 11 months
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summer stings ; kazuha / reader
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a/n ; im so tired and i hate writers block this was supposed to be longer 😭 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzhooonk mimimimmimi
warnings ; none afaik, littleshit-zuha 😁. wc just under 700
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Summer stings.
You tell no intricate metaphors here; it hurts when the sun is constantly beating down upon you and the humidity begins to constrict, only aiding the sun in its cruel unending efforts.
But right now, you've made your getaway, if only temporary.
You almost feel bad for Kazuha, practically boiling in his attempts to shield you from the bright blazes. 
Almost.
Because now you've found another reason to rise in temperature; he's hovering peacefully above you, but lowering your gaze reveals the lack of his usual half-tied haori, leaving the loose short-sleeved white fabric underneath. And of course, it only further exposes his chest, because God must certainly hate you, why else?
You can't help but ogle. After all, when else would you have the chance to appreciate such a sight? 
[ You know he is only a request away, should you desire anything, but it's gratifying nonetheless ].
Despite the tantalising fruit currently dripping down your throat, Kazuha is more ravishing for sure.
And he notices.
In the haze of heat, his words barely reach you [ accompanied with soft panting, because you notice everything about Kazuha, and he notices everything about you in return ].
"My, my. You seem quite distracted."
And he has the audacity to ask if something's the matter. This man is unbelievable, but the results of his ministrations sre very real, unfortunately.
You drag your noncompliant eyes up and away from his chest [ with the occasional tears of burning skin descending, with you or further to his abdomen as its destination ] meeting his expectant ones, a mirage in an endless desert.
You shiver despite it being early summer.
The mango in your hold is looking more like an edible excuse than a source of fulfillment. And so, you shrink back, further pressuring the light grass beneath. And you simply sink your teeth into it, savouring the [ actually enjoyable ] taste of sunshine. A silent challenge, Kazuha takes it.
Who would he be to deny you, flushed beautifully beneath him?
His eyes narrow, and suddenly the temperature seems to have spiked. You're convinced even the sun adheres to his elegance and serves him along with the wind which seems to frame his face just perfectly.
The heat affects him as well, yes, but it somehow affects you more, albeit indirectly; summer sobs across his skin, clinging desperately to cloth causing it to mold to his figure. The vague outlines of his abdomen are visible, breathing infuriatingly composed for what he's doing to you. What he definitely knows he's doing to you.
As if that wasn't even enough, Kazuha's hair frames his face exquisitely, highlighted with citrus rays. He glows under the sunlight.
This is too much. You almost choke on the piece of fruit currently lodged in your throat, barely able to suppress it with a particularly severe gulp. 
A flash of worry crosses his visage and you keel under his concern, swallowing harshly and sheepishly smiling.
Kazuha simply raises a brow, and his eyes dance with mirth and his panic dissipates. Your smile reaches him, touches his soul, and Kazuha finds himself acquiesced. He decides to tease you anyway.
"Dove," he chimes. The sound tickles the air, rejoiced and euphoric upon contact. "Don't choke, now.”
There's something in his voice, something devious that he lets through the selective gates of tone. 
All you offer is an incredulous gaze, taking another defiant chomp out of the fruit you hold. You fail to notice the single juice droplet trickling down your chin, your jaw, the underside of your neck. 
Tantalising, his gaze betrays his abashedness and finds itself in pursuit.
Needless to say, perceptive, scheming Kazuha notices, but the haze of heat has clutched him as well.
He breathes out an 'ah', and he looks as if he's rummaging for words where there would be, without fail, as he contemplates just what to do with you. 
Featherlight, Kazuha's lashes narrow, focus on his target, not the drip of mango, but the pulse point of your neck where it currently resides.
He leans down [ with intent, so clear usually unlike his alluding nature ] and the proximity, the illusion of contact makes your head spin and daze. 
A stray strand of silk drapes his features. The sky clears.
You were right.
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wiiildflowerrr · 2 years
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sparklyeyedhimbo · 7 months
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littleshit!eddie
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regrettispagetti-because-of-all-the-things-he-just-said!eddie
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galaxysharks · 7 months
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the smug cat meme u sent reminded me of somebody, and i scrounged around and Oh, Yeah.
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(btw, this expression was in response to madlyn being brought up in a post-s3 interview)
Of course it reminded you, it is the same picture.
Saylor is the single best example of #littleshit I have ever seen. Like you know her characters are up to no good, and your gonna love every last second of it.
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wings-of-flying · 9 months
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since chip has a problem being called a bastard, i say we dub him chip littleshit. that's his new last name, sorry guys it's official now
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