#littlw women

[callum-hunt-is-bisexual]

people do understand that little woman (2019) is an adaption, right ?

#why do ppl act like greta gerwig created littlw women #there have been countless adaptations of that book #she did not create laurie as a character #cloud just says shit

[littledollll]

Hello my love, do you do brienne of tarth fics? If so, could you do one where reader is a princess and brienne is her bodyguard? And reader is convinced that no one will ever truly love her because of past partners and only icky men are interested in her cause she's a royal and women never even look at her, or at least not past the fact that she's a princess; so she can kinda just throws herself at people in tries to love people into loving her until Brienne eventually confesses and they kiss and it's a littlw angsty and emotional?

I do, my lady

Bodyguard Brienne x princess!reader

Warnings: uhh none?

A/n: im am speed. This came to me actually pretty quickly which I’m happy about, I like it but I don’t love it so I sure hope it’s good enough! Also it’s kinda short, I’m running so low on ideas for writing Brienne so I’m very sorry!

“All the men are either pervs or assholes and the women don’t care about anything other than the fact I have a damn crown on my head sometimes- I mean it’s stupid! I thought girls were supposed to be better!” You were laying on the floor looking up at Brienne as you ranted while she made adjustments to her armor. She only hummed and continued working.

You sighed. “Do you know how many dates I’ve gone on and have had arranged-“ “Around 7 if I remember correctly.” She stated, turning her head and arching a brow at you. “Are you judging me?” You frowned. “No, not at all, my lady, you simply questioned it like I didn’t join you in every single one” she chuckled when you visibly came to the realization that, that was indeed true. “And none of them have worked out, everything feels so fake! What if I never find love!”

“I don’t want to be lonely forever.. isn’t it simply human to yearn for human connection? Affection and company? I just have horrible luck. I’m tired of seeing tons of happy couples all around while I’m just sought out for power or- you know.”

“I doubt that will be the case, and yes, it’s very human, something a lot of people want, princess, unfortunately a lot of people can be shallow, what’s important to you may not be important to them.” Brienne peaked your interest with that. “Why do you say that? are you implying some big strong man is gonna come around and give me everything I ever dreamed of?”

Shaking her head, amused, she looked down at you. “Are you comfortable there?” “Quite actually- hold on don’t change the subject.” Brienne smiled and turned back to working on her armor. “Some people seek power in life because they think it’s the way to happiness, you want human connection, love and care. It’s traits a lot of people look for, you just haven’t noticed.”

“Point me out a single person who thinks that way so I can throw myself at them.” Brienne sighed. “Maybe you’re going all wrong about it, find somebody you really like, not just anyone you might have a chance with, somebody with existing connection, a person you can and want to talk to and be around.” You whined. “I’m desperate.” “There lies your mistake. You can’t force a bond, with all due respect my lady, wanting somebody and wanting love are two very different things, I’m afraid you want the latter.”

“Is that so wrong?” Again, she shook her head. “No, I think it’s close minded though, no offense, you should focus on wanting a connection with somebody than a relationship with anybody. Surely you know you’re worth more than that.” Humming, you turned around to lay stomach down, sitting up on your elbows. “None taken. When’d you get so good at this love advice?”

You noticed how flustered she got, and then proceeded to ignore your question. “It’s getting late. Would you like me to escort you back to your room?” You stood. “Nu-uh answer the question is The Brienne of Tarth... falling for someone?!” “Frankly that’s none of your business.” Her cold reply made you flinch. “Right. Well goodnight then.” Sucking in a breath she turned around. “I’m sorry. That was cold and rather rude of me forgive me, my lady, stay I will walk with you when you truly wish to leave.”

“You’re lucky you’re you” you smiled sitting back down. “Oh do I get privileges? Or pity points.” You pouted. “None do the above.” you walked over to her. “You’re lucky I like you.” She didn’t think much of it after she said it, but you did. “You like me?” She nodded absentmindedly. “Yeah, you’re talkative and energetic, you really do have a kind heart and pure intentions, and all you really want is to be loved, I think that makes you wonderful..”

Briennes eyes widened when she realized what she just did, then she refused to meet your own, opting to just stay quiet until you said something or left. “Brienne-“ she interrupted you. “I’m sorry. That was- I don’t know I just spoke and I didn’t register what I was saying until I was done. I apologize.” You tilted your head searching her eyes, only to find embarrassment and adoration in them, you cupped her face and made her look at you. “Don’t apologize for that. You made me realize something.” She nodded, quiet and confused. “Do you really mean it?” Again a nod. “I do, my lady.” And you kissed her.

#brienne of tarth x reader #gwendoline christie #brienne x reader #brienne of tarth #ser brienne #idk how to tag this #bodyguard!brienne

[duckdotimg]

hello thank you for women and butches and women and butches. im a littlw tipsy i love yr art i have since i first saw rina.... crazy bitch <3333 i LOVE your hairy butches i love being a hairy butch. butches on T rise up!!

AWWW THANKS...I LOVE YOU FOR BEING SO NICE! Thank u <3 I'll keep drawing hairy dykes [and on T] until the day i die. Heheheh

#butches aremy World... #duck asks

[lecliss]

Rook almost has me convinced to watch ben 10, like he's a little😳

Hes perfect man, oh god hes perfect. Hes a genuine sweet friendly slight naive alien catboy man who goes :3 Hes such a little tech nerd sometimes. Hes tall as fuck. Like that man is absolutely over six foot. Hes new to earth so he gets all confused over Ben's funny earth sayings. Starting at season 5 he gets widdle cat fangs. When he says "I am cat-like, yes. But no." I love his relationship with his siblings. Hes a good big brother!!!! He and Ben become really good pals and besties. He has women swarming him all the time and he wants nothing to do with it. Hes fluffy!!!!! When you see him as a littlw kid he has a tail!!!! Its so cute!!! Bumper Robinson just has such a good voice too, it really adds to the experience of enjoying Rook. Just everything about him hhhhhhhhhhhhgjgkfnfofj I want to hold his hand so bad

Like the only downside is hes only in the 3rd series so youd have to go through EVERYTHING ELSE first to get to him. But at the end of the tunnel Rook shall be the reward!!!! You will receive fluffy alien catboy man!!!! What could be better than that?!?!

For real tho, Rook is one of the best parts of Omniverse and, to me, one of my best parts of the series as a whole. But considering how much you have to go through to get to Omniverse, if you're really considering giving the series a shot for Rook, you gotta get committed to something else first. He's a long ways away. Like you gotta actually be interested in like, Ben and Gwen and Kevin and the Omnitrix and Vilgax and Alien Force and Ultimate Alien and the three actual canon movies that you need to understand for plot later on in the show. There's a lot is what Im saying!

And that's not to scare you off or anything, I just need to drive home the fact that theres a lot to watch before getting to Rook. AND there's a lot to enjoy! Its a genuinely good series! I think sometimes I have it in my head that since its a kids show it should be for like, five year olds, and then Im constantly reminded that sometimes the series gets a little fucked up and that, oh yeah, the target audience is like. Twelve. And 12yos are not stupid. So the show is very competent. The whole series is. There is plot, there is character development, there's some fucked up shit sometimes. It's amazing for a show who's sole purpose is to sell action figures to boys. Like, actual love and care and heart is put into the series. Like, Man of Action fucking cares bro. And regardless of any viewpoints on UAF and OV, its still apparent that in many ways, they care about what theyre making. Every installation in the series has made me cry at some point just cuz of how much I've grown to love the cast and they go through some genuinely emotional shit sometimes and it gets to me!

I know theres so many times Ive said UAF sucks and seasons 7 and 8 of OV suck and the end of the show just fucking beats you to death with how much its decided it hates the audience, but dude. Fucking. Thats the only reason I hesitate to recommend the series and even then I think it's worth it. Regardless of my opinion on some parts, regardless of what I think you or anyone new who gets into the series will think of the low parts, I think Ben 10 is worth it. I think the highs and the mediums are absolutely worth the lows. They frustrate me to no end, but that's cuz of how much I care about the series, and I wouldnt care if it wasn't good.

Rook is the tip of the iceberg of things to enjoy my dude. I would genuinely honestly say give the first season of the original series a shot just to give it a try, even without any Rook in it, and I truly believe you'll have way more than just Rook to get attached to.

People like to call 10yo Ben a brat but hes fucking 10 ya know. Hes babey. 10yo Ben might be my fave version of Ben. And Gwen is so fun and awesome and she kicks ass all by herself and her development in OS is incredible. And Kevin and Charmcaster are really good hooks. Every time they come back you get excited to see them again and especially in the case of Kevin he has even more incredible development and I think his change through the series is one of the best parts about it. And Albedo in UAF, c'mon, its Albedo. Stupid little frog man who actually makes me cry cuz hes such a tragic character that deserved a chance and oh goddddd. And genuinely Save The Last Dance in AF, you will not come out of that episode the same person. That episode will have changed you. That is a life altering episode. And Julie!!!! Julie's a great girl! She's a great character! I love her! She's doing her best!!!! And Argit is a delight! I love every episode hes in!!! Hes fucking awful! And Octagon and Rhomboid Vreedle and the Vreedle family in general are highlights of the series too!!! And Attea's a great character! Gaslight gatekeep girlboss as they say! Also, Ship and Zed??? Best pets in the world. They deserve all the love and head pats and huggy wuggies!!!! Duuuuuude, just fuckin do it!!! Start for Rook and keep going for everyone and everything else!

#ben 10 #do not activate my ben 10 neuron cuz i will not shut up apparently #long post #ask

[shcherbatskya]

PATRICK BATEMAN IN MY LITTLW WOMEN MOVIE?

#samael speaks

[winchesterwitch07]

Someone said my lips are the perfect colour

Then the three girls stared at my lips and told me they were perfect

Littlw did they know the shee bi panic i was having

For they were pretty and women.

[nightmare8-420]

OH MY GOD MY FATHER SAID HED GO FISHING WITH ME FUCK YEAAA BABYYY WOO I AM 100% GETTING THAT DAMN “men/women want me fish fear me” HAT MAUAHHHH

also on my littlw trip to the store i got this jewel from a post

my father couldnt even argue bc technically i was cleaning up vandalism 🥰

MUAHAHAHAHHA F O S H 👹

[daddycest-hub]

Hehe! Can U see Y/N talking like Diggs? If so, what Sweet Nothings wud he Huskily Whisper & Growl to his 2 Women? ;) How would Emily and Stella each react? ;) Hehehe! ;) Horny and Human-like thoughts indeed! ;) Also: ALL three were German Shepherds! Two is a Coincidence, but Three Dogs who were Horny Bad Boys? That's Amazing! ;) :)

Hmmmmmm

I think Y/N would talk dirty to Emily, call her his bitch, his slut, his good littlw whore while he fucked her into oblivion. He'd whisper how dirty she was for letting a wild animal fuck her, sleep in her marriage bed, and fuck her daughter too. He'd tell her what a good cumdump she was and how much he wished he could actually fill her with pups, that the only reason he let her husband fuck her is so he could see hwr pregnant and pretend it was his.

I think je'd be sweeter with Stella. Call her a good girl, his little pup. He watched her grow up into such a beautiful thing, so soft and warm for him. She's his dream come true (pun intended)

[blahwithasideofblah]

So I just realized Amy March was the original Sansa Stark...

#both are constantly blamed for stupid decisions they made when they were TWELVE #both have absolutely amazing development that goes ignored #both end up as the providers of the family/people #amy march #sansa stark #amy #sansa #got #asoif #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #littlw women

[sayruq]

Don’t like Jo in LW but do like the portrayal. It was an even push and pull and I think the director pulled off Jos temper and antagonism towards Amy really well, Her entitlement to praise and reaction to Fredrick. I kept thinking when ever she’d be rude and overtly blunt or dismissive of Amy specifically (unlike with her other sister) how much of an ass she is. But didn’t feel the director was giving her that much bias in those situations on some occasions. On the other hand the their mother, beth and Meg are portrayed so 2 dimensionally within their family unit that they just let her go off with her rage ...

tbh after rewatching the movie, i do like jo’s portrayal a lot. she was flawed but interesting. the movie isn’t perfect- why the hell was a woman in her 20′s playing a 12 year old?- but i think it did right by jo and amy. beth and meg on the other hand...

#littlw women #Anonymous

[liltimfrance]

Are the pics of Timmy and Lily leaving a restaurant dated 24th or 25 October? There are 2 opposing versions. And if it's the 25th October it is littlewomen's after party or a private dinner after the private screening of the movie?

Hi anon, I just answered another anon about that.

Yesterday I got mixed information about dates of things (like the day of the shoot , wasn’t actually yesterday, so maybe was the day he was late) apparently according to that post on the woman’s post, she saw Lily at the day of Little women reception that was held of Sony STudios, this was 25 October.

It’s hard to know when Timmy wore the same clothes two days in a row. Lily could have meet him after the Q&A , the one he was late ,afterwards and went to the restaurant , she could have meet him one day for the dinner and the other she went as his plus one to the screening, when paparazzi start to date things right, we will know better. Or just enjoy that she was there anyway.

#lily rose depp #timothee chalamet #dates #los angeles #littlw women

[kehlanies]

dark saoirse ronan i just think that men :/

#shup ut nicki #idk which one of the littlw women she is #or if that movie is even little women

[221bshrlocked]

Also just personal thoughts, Marcus grew the facial hair during an undercover op yes, but hes normally clean shaven.

So when its finished and he goes to reach for his shaving kit? He thinks about what you said. That you think he looks extra handsome with the facial hair, especially the moustache. And he remembers the shy littlw smile you had when you said it, how you looked down and immediately distracted yourself and changed the subject beacuse you were embaressed.

And suddenly Marcus realizes his hand is still outstretched to grab the kit, him now holding a wide smile of his own. And he decides against it. If just for the potential of the next time he sees you, just maybe you'll be exicted that he decided to keep it.

You're making me yearn in the morning and this is unacceptable...please keep going.

But this is so sweet though. This was the first case the two of you worked on together, and it was kind of obvious that he grew it out because he was going through a break-up but it aligned perfectly with the undercover op so he could just use that as an excuse. And you're right, he's normally clean-shaven. He's not used to facial hair. He goes out of his way to make sure that he always looks presentable and professional, and the facial hair makes him look a little too laid back or something so it was perfect for going undercover. And then, oh my god.

Then one day, when you and him are eating take-out in the hotel room, you point at his face and you tell him that you like the whole thing he's got going on. And the poor man thinks you're teasing him so he smiles shyly at you and rubs his beard and tells you that he doesn't think it looks that good on him because it's not a full-on beard. But you slip and you tell him that, while you appreciate him clean-shaven because he has a strong jawline, you like him with the scruff more because it brings out the color of his eyes and he looks more handsome because of how soft he is. And Marcus thinks that you drank too much so he doesn't know what to say and when he finally looks at you, he sees that you're a little embarrassed by what you just said and you look down at your plate to avoid making eye contact.

And Marcus. Sweet sweet Marcus can't stop thinking about what you said because this was the first time someone called him 'handsome'. Not even the women he went out with ever said any of those nice things, and he feels a little fuzzy because he genuinely thought you didn't speak to him often because you disliked him or something. But he can't stop thinking about your comment. And when the two of you finish the case and go out for drinks, his beard is a little thicker than before and he swears you keep glancing at it every now and then he thought he's imagining in the beginning but you drink a little too much and when he's taking you home, you can't stop talking about how sweet he looks with the beard. And when he stops outside your place and helps you up the stairs, you sort of lean against the doorway and just stare at him. And you stare. And you keep staring some more.

"Don't ever shave it off, please."

And he doesn't know what to make of the drunken comment so he just smiles and nods to you as you let yourself in. And he goes home with a smile on his face. But when he sees you the next day, you're back to your quiet self again, and he wants to tell you that there's no need to be embarrassed for what you said but you don't give him a chance to say anything. And Marcus feels a little bad you know, because he never meant to make things awkward, especially with you. Not you. So he gives you a couple of days to maybe forget what happened and he gets an email saying that he has an important meeting coming up. And he really doesn't want to go to this meeting but he has to, so when he goes home and reaches for the kit to shave his beard because he knows for a fact that some comment will be thrown out over his look, he stops instantly and he remembers what you said to him all those weeks ago. And he looks at himself in the mirror and rubs at the scruff on his face and he decides that he won't shave it off because he really wants you to call him 'handsome' again. He wants you to notice him again. And fuck, he really really would like to have you caress his cheeks as he kissed you.

So he doesn't do it. And he goes to the meeting the next day, and when the meeting is done and everyone is going out for coffee, one of the guys asks him why he still had the beard when the op was done. And he looks at you with a smile on his face and shrugs his shoulders and-

"I was told it makes me look more handsome so I'm keeping it for a bit."

And everyone teases him and elbows him while asking who called him that, and he feels bad for how embarrassed you look and how much you want to leave the lunch so he shakes his head and mimes zipping his mouth.

"I was going to shave it off last night but I was kind of hoping she would notice me again. Either that or the handsome thing got to my head."

And he laughs it off while looking at you and when you relax your shoulders and return the smile, he swears his heart skips a beat and the rest of the lunch goes by without any more awkward moments. And when everyone leaves, Marcus comes up to you and nudges you playfully to get your attention, and you hide behind your hands while giggling and-

"God I thought I overstepped the line with you and I felt horrible."

And Marcus takes your wrists down and he leans a little to the side to take a better look at you and when he looks into your eyes and sees the pure joy in them at finally moving past that one night, he winks at you and steps into your space. You're about to ask him what he's doing when he kisses your cheek softly and lingers for a tad bit too long.

"You're so sweet," is the only thing he says as he pulls away and nods towards the building. You can't believe that Marcus Pike, the Agent Marcus Pike, just kissed you and you're torn between reaching for him and pulling him back, and telling him that you don't think you'll be able to function for the rest of the day.

He beats you to it in the end, and instead of replaying the kiss in your head, you replay the moment when he asked you out to dinner.

#god #this man will be the death of me #marcus pike #pedro pascal #beard discourse

[the-fiction-witch]

Black and Red P5

REAL LIFE VAMPIRE COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: FLIRTY

When I woke up I groaned a little turning over to check the time it's only eleven still I got back late last night. I sat up having a stretch and I noticed something, My bed was empty. I looked across the room and saw Thomas sat on my sofa with a blanket watching tv with a bowl of popcorn on his lap, I smiled going over sneaking up on him a little

"Comfy?" I asked

"ahh! fucking! Christ woman! don't sneak up on me like that"

"I thought you were a vampire? with all the super senses and what not?"

"I'm a vampire. Not physic."

"What are you doing?"

"Catching up, I have missed a lot" He said "What the hell has happened since I've been gone?"

"Lots."

"So many new countries"

"Yep"

"I missed so much," He says as he watched the screen and I had a bit of a giggle as I noticed he was watching twilight just as he was sparkling "I have never been so offended in my life"

"Yeah, that's universally hated"

"Good.... good, What is a vampire movie that's well-liked?"

"There aren't any. They're all terrible, You'd Like Tim burton though. That's kinda his vibe"

"Is it? good. Also what is cardor and can I have some?"

"what?"

"cardor? It was on the tv"

"Carte D'or? it's ice ceam thomas"

"Ohh..... can we get some?"

"I thought you drank blood?"

"I do."

"And eat like meat?"

"I do"

"So why do you want ice cream?"

"am I not allowed to want ice cream?" he asks "I'm pretty sure perfum is for vampires... it looked like it"

"No that's just perfume Thomas it's how they advertise. You can't really sell  a smell via tv without getting creative"

"But why where they all like nuzzling each others necks and looking like they were gonna bite or fuck each other?"

"Maybe you just saw a particularly gothic ad"

"Maybe, either that Or I just saw it like that. It has been many hundreds of years... Not surprised I'm a little horny. seriously DO NOT take a black light to that mausoleum... you will not like what you discover."

"Why?"

"I've been sealed away in that thing for hundreds of years, on my own.... intermittently sleeping. and eating. what do you think I've been doing?"

"You're disgusting" I sighed going for a bath

"What? I drink human blood and eat flesh, that your fine with but jerking off is where you draw the line?"

"Do not jerk off In my house you disgusting monster" I yelled

"..... Where was that an hour ago?"

"DO not jerk off in my house or so help me I am sealing you back in that mausoleum and welding the fucking door shut" I warned him heading into the bathroom running my hot steamy bath with a nice bath bomb starting to wash my skin and he came and leant on the door frame making me jump a little

"Maybe I should mate with you. You're as whiney as a wife" He sighed "And you already have the aesthetic"

"shut up Thomas" I sighed

"whoa.... Holy... I am HOT!" he yelled excitedly I was a little confused looking over at him as he stood eagerly over my sink staring at himself in my mirror

"What?" I laughed

"what? I've not seen myself before. vampires don't have reflections not sure why I do now?"

"People stopped using mercury in mirrors it's just glass"

"Oh. so I have a reflection now?" He said, "I definitely need to shave."

"I don't mind it" I shrug

"don't you? the first person to tell me that in a thousand years" He laughs

"Question?" I asked as he was still inspecting himself in the mirror

"Yes?"

"Why are you in here?"

"This is where the mirror is?"

"There is a mirror on my vanity thomas. you do not need to be here"

"why not?"

"This is my bathroom. I am... In a bath"

"Ohh relax, vampire women, run around half-naked all the time. Unmarried ones ran through the forests naked when I was younger"

"So what times have changed get out of my bathroom!" I told him

"Fine, you look beautiful though my littlw wiccan"

"Out!" I ordered, and he did go I finished my bath and got wrapped up in my robe going out to see im still at my vanity looking at himself "That's how narsisius died you know" I told him

"Ohh please, the tales around his death were greatly exaggerated to make that point," He says

"Move," I told him so he moved over till there was enough space for me to sit too, so I sighed sitting beside him and starting to do my makeup and hair for the day

"Goth girl" He smirked

"what?" "Goth girl" He smirked looking at my make up

"Shut up, I like it."

"you are so committed to it aren't you? this lipstick literally says coven on it"

"I like the colour, and it smells like vanilla"

"sure you do" He smirked

"How do you know about how he died?" I asked

"who?"

"Narsisius"

"Oh. he was my dad's friend's son I think. hard to remember it was so long ago now" "wasn't that like.... way way back?"

"I did say I have been gone a while"

"Not that long"

"Vampires have been around a long time my little Wiccan." "Ohh shut up, please stop calling me that" "Why? it's cute. it suits you"

"How long exactly?" I asked ignoring him

"I have no idea. the calendar keeps changing. Every time I come back for a while the whole system different." he sighed "But I remember him, used to go to the river a lot. but not to stare at himself" "Then to do what?"

"He was a colossal fucking perv" He laughs "He used to go down and watch the girls bathe on a Thursday afternoon"

"And you know this? How?" I smirked as I blended my makeup

"I was two hundred leave me alone"

"No, I won't" "I was a teenager leave me be"

"two hundred is teen by your standards?"

"Yeah?"

"so... when you were two hundred?"

"I was mentally like, fourteen if that. But I looked about six. Yeah I had problems with that. Late bloomer my mum said, My dad, said I was too much like my mother" He laughs "But he used to go down the river watch the girls and uhhh... you know with himself."

"so how did he die?"

"He got obsessed with it. he'd be down there twice a day, the practically pitched a tent and moved down the river just so he could be pervy and jerk off all the time"

"so?"

"so, you live off a diet of forest berries and you jerk off sixteen times a day it's gonna kill you after a while"

"Hu. fair enough" I shrug "Are all that kinda people vampires?" "Most of them, I'm not sure how you guys never figured that out, human or blood sacrifices, living forever, never aging, amazing powers, mating with humans make half human half other."

"You have a point there"

#tbs #tbs smut #tbs sex #tbs smutty #TBS Imagine #tbs fanfiction #tbs fanfic #tbs imagines #thomas #thomas sangster #thomas brodie sangster #thomassangster #thomasbrodiesangster #thomas brodie sangster imagine #thomas brodie sangster i #thomas brodie sangster smut #thomas brodie sangster s #thomas smut #thomas sangster smut #thomas sangster imagine #thomas sangster x reader #thomas sangser imagine

[rerumtechnologies]

So today, this adorable little kid came into the shop.

He was maybe three or four and couldn't pronounce his L's.

Which was understandably hilarious bc he started asking for "lemon" but it sounded more like "women"

"Which cupcake do you want?"

"Women"

(And as mom continued to ask the rest of the kids the littlw dude kept going just in case mom forgot)

"I want women"

"Women, mom"

"Mommy, mommy, mommy... women"

(And then because mom was taking too long and no one had acknowledged his need for women he stood on one of the chairs and screamed like warrior going into battle)

"WOMEN!!!!!!!"

He ended up not getting a cupcake bc mom decided screaming children don't deserve women cupcakes.

#if you didnt know #i work at a cupcake shop #literally bakery au #anyway #funny story #women #kids #screaming children #service industry #customer service

[onearmdherdazian]

11 Questions

Tagged by @helltopian-torturescape

Rules: Answer the 11 questions, write 11 of your own, tag 11 people.

11 Questions

1: What position do you sleep in?

Usually any position that forms AROUND my cat. Or on my stomach if he isn't there

2: How many books do you read a year?

Depends on the books I'm reading and if I'm reading with someone or not. In 2017 I read 4, spread out over time.

3: Do you collect anything?

Not really but I could probably start a collection of those littlw green Starbucks drink stopper things with how many I have

4: Boxers or briefs?

Boxer Briefs! And I wish there were more cut for women (styled like men's long leg, not the little booty hugger wedgie machines)

5: Pants or skirts?

Pants. Or right now, leggings because they're soft AF

6: Do you miss an ex?

As a friend, yes. But I left my ex's for a reason. Now I'm happily married with a ginger beast

7: What would be an ideal place for you to work, money aside?

A cat shelter. Its my dream, actually. To create my own, individually owned shelter that I create a safe haven for cats to be adopted out, but they live like at home while with me.

8: How many children do you want?

Thats actually a very tough question to answer. When I was younger, 4 was ideal to me. But after recent trauma, the 1 I had was too much. I'll try again when I'm like 30

9: Chocolate milk or strawberry?

HAVE YOU EVER MIXED BOTH ITS FREAKING FANTASTIC

10: How late do you sleep in?

Well.. Its 1:45pm and I'm still laying in bed because I'm depressed AF

11: If you could have sex with one historical figure, who would it be?

Abraham Lincoln? Idk? That top hat is pretty legit and I heard (not sourced) that he liked cats. But the thought of sleeping with someone who's been dead for years creeps me out, even if they were alive.

My 11 Questions

1: If you were a "monster," (vampire, werewolf, dullahan, etc) what would you be?

2: if you could go back in time and see the landscape of a place before a major city was there, what "city" would you go see?

3: if you could own any animal (ANY, setting aside all regulations and normalities) what would you own? (3.5: what would you name it?!)

4: What fictional world would you most like to go visit and interact with the characters within?

5: What movie/anime/show do you wish there were more seasons/sequels of?

6: Does it regularly snow in winter where you live?

I'm cheating and answering this one I created: IT NORMALLY DOES HERE but its been dry AF and its been RAINING IN JANUARY WHO ELSE LIVES IN UTAH

7: What popular slang word or figure of speech drives you crazy?

8: Favorite Smoothie Blend?

9: Was there a Show/Movie that freaked you out as a kid?

10: If you named a corgi after a book character, what would you name it?

11: Would you sleep with a blanket (super comfy and to your taste) if it had a picture of yourself on it? (NOT meant to be degrading, just a simple question❤)

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