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ark-bile ยท 2 months
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Has everyone forgotten my drawings of Liu? ๐Ÿ˜ญ hereโ€™s a post of him. (I also remastered some of these)
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Some are missingโ€ฆ for a reason. Theyโ€™re too ugly to remaster ๐Ÿ’€
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Please feed us some liu art today, I beg of you -anon๐Ÿฆ•
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I can do that for u
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sleepym123 ยท 1 year
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EVEN MORE INCORRECT QOUTES
EJ: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? LJ: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Jeff: Smad. __ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ __ _ __ _ *The squad is having dinner together* EJ: Jeff, can you pass the salt? Jeff: *Throws Jason across the table* __ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Jason: I know you snuck out last night, Y/N. Jeff: Play dumb! Y/N: Who's Y/N? Jeff: NOT THAT DUMB!!! _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Jason, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. youโ€™re staying home and having my kids Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing? Y/N: playing systemic oppression _ _ _ __ _ _ _ ___ _ __ _ Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jeff? Jeff: โ€ฆ No. Liu: I do! Y/N: I know, Liu. Liu: Iโ€™m sad! Y/N: I know, Liu. _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: I trust Jeff. Liu: You think he knows what he's doing? Y/N: I wouldn't go that far. _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: Iโ€™m kind of crushing on someone, but Iโ€™m worried about telling you who it is, because youโ€™re not going to like it Jeff: Just rip the bandage off. Y/N: Itโ€™s this cute guy I met- Jeff: Put the bandage back on. _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _
Toby: We need a distraction. Tim: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Brian, whispering: My time has come
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Tim: Tell Toby about the birds and the bees. Brian: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Toby: So, what, now Iโ€™m just supposed to do anything that Tim does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff? Brian: If Tim was to jump off a cliff, he wouldโ€™ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Tim jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Toby:ย Youย jump off a cliff! Brian: Gladly. Provided Tim did first.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Jeff* Jeff: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Jeff: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Jeff: Fool me once, Iโ€™m gonna kill you
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Jeff: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Jeff: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Jeff: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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YEET
That's it for now
TILL NEXT TIME
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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch ยท 7 months
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Toby: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Jeff: It's Jeff.
Toby: What did they do this time?
Jeff: No, it's me, Toby. It's actually me.
Toby: What did you do this time?
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Liu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Toby: Not it!
Ben: Not it!
Liu: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Toby looks around at the wanted posters to see if theyโ€™re on any of them.*
Jeff: Toby, are you a criminal?
Toby: Not here, Iโ€™m not!
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Toby: Do you cook?
Jeff: I made a cake once.
Ben: Yeah, it was good.
Jeff: Really?
Ben: Donโ€™t make me lie twice, Jeff.
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Puppeteer.: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: โ€œWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade.โ€ He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Lawโ€™s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with โ€˜em! And maybe if you beat โ€˜em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Liu: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Puppeteer.: Whatever caves first!
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Toby: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Jeff: A horrible decision, really.
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Toby: I am literally evil incarnate.
Toby: Iโ€™m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Toby: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because Iโ€™m making a conscious effort.
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Bloody painter: Uh, Eyless jack? Toby is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. Eyless
jack: What?
Liu: I think they meant, Toby is drowning.
Eyless jack: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile* Toby: *is drowning*
Puppeteer.: OH MY GOD, TOBY! KEEP SWIMMING!
Toby: I can't swim, dumbassโ€” *sinks*
Puppeteer.: TOBY!
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Puppeteer.: My expectations were low but holy fuck.
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Toby: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Ben: What was that?
Toby: The sound of someone else's problem.
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Eyless jack: I hate Kagekao.
Liu: "Hate' is a strong word.
Eyless jack: I have strong opinions.
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Ben: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Jeff: What baby?
Ben, crying a bit: Me.
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Bloody painter: I told Puppeteer. that their ears turn red when they lie.
Eyless jack: Do they?
Bloody painter: No.
Eyless jack: Then why did you tell them that?
Bloody painter: Because I can do this.
Bloody painter: Hey Puppeteer.! Do you love us?
Puppeteer., with their hands over their ears: No.
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Kagekao, trying to comfort Toby: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Jeff: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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Kagekao: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Kagekao: Nah, Iโ€™m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Kagekao: Get in, loser, weโ€™re committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Bloody painter: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Bloody painter: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Puppeteer..
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Eyless jack: Which country has the most birds?
Eyless jack: Portu-geese!
Jane: That's a language.
Eyless jack: Portu-gull?
Jane: Good recovery.
Toby: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Kagekao: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Puppeteer.: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Nina : I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
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Eyless jack: Hey, arenโ€™t you Liu?
Liu: You a cop?
Eyless jack: No.
Liu: Then yes, I am.
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Jane: Please say words of encouragement to me so I donโ€™t murder someone right now.
Nina : There are no books in prison.
Jane: *sighs* Thank you.
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Eyless jack: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Kagekao: Apparently, we're not.
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Liu: You can track Eyless jack?
Kagekao: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
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Bloody painter: Youโ€™re giving me a sticker?
Toby: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying โ€œme-wow!โ€
Bloody painter: Iโ€™m not a preschooler.
Toby: Fine, Iโ€™ll take it back-
Bloody painter: I earned this, back off!
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๐‘จ ๐‘ช๐’๐’–๐’”๐’•๐’†๐’“ ๐‘ถ๐’‡ ๐‘ฏ๐’๐’Ž๐’Š๐’„๐’Š๐’…๐’‚๐’ ๐‘ณ๐’Š๐’– ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘บ๐’–๐’๐’๐’š ๐‘ฏ๐’†๐’‚๐’…๐’„๐’‚๐’๐’๐’๐’”
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"๐€ ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ ๐š๐ซ๐๐ž๐ง ๐จ๐ง ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐ž๐ญ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐š ๐ซ๐จ๐œ๐ค ,๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐'๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐š๐ฏ๐จ๐ข๐๐ž๐, ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ค. ๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐ˆ'๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐, ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐ˆ ๐๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ž! ๐“๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ž!!"
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Trigger Warnings: Mentioned Cults, implied grooming and very brief mentioned child abuse
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Liu's full name is Lucius Vicki Woods, however he heavily prefers to just be called Liu. It's shorter and easier to say.
He's 27 years old(7 years older than Jeff) and he managed to graduate College before he started serial killing.
Liu uses He/Him pronouns. However he doesnโ€™t care what pronouns you give him. If you were to use She/her pronouns for him, he wonโ€™t correct you, cuz he low key does not care.
Liu is 6'4 and really likes teasing anybody and everybody shorter than him.
He's kinda skinny. Like, he isn't unhealthy skinny or nothing, just...Skinny ish. Heโ€™s fine. He eats.
His hair is not brown, itโ€™s actually a really dark shade of red, he never brushes it either. Heโ€™s dirty and he stinks. He takes one shower every few weeks.
Liuโ€™s White-Asian, however he takes more after his dad (a privileged white man) than his mother (An Asian woman who Liu quite disliked) he got his height from his mother though.
Many people say Liu acts like his father, and he curses out anyone who dares compare to that bastard.
Liu tries to act like he cares about people, heโ€™ll give you presents, love, his credit card and heโ€™ll still wonโ€™t give a fuck about you. He only really cares about Jeff and Sully. Those are his little brothers and heโ€™ll get crucified for them.
Speaking of crucifiedโ€ฆthat actually almost happened to Liu when he was around twelve. What he thought were adult aged people who cared about him were only cult members who wanted Liu to be their sacrifice.
He got away though, but those same cult members found EJ a couple years later.
Throughout Liuโ€™s teenage years he often hung around the wrong group of people. People who told him that they cared about and loved him, people who used Liu to get what they wanted and forget about him for a month, only contacting him when they need him. (It was nothing sexual)
Liu also was extremely distant to his younger brother, so distant that the two brothers kinda hated each other. (Until Liuโ€™s aunt forced Liu to use his first paycheck to buy ten-year-old Jeff chicken nuggets and a day in the park)
During Liuโ€™s life his parents expected a lot from him, he was so busy trying to please his parents with good grades that he never noticed the abuse his parents put Jeff through. He suspected it but the thought of that never stuck around for along.
Current Liu feels like a piece of shit for not helping his brother when he was having a hard time, and heโ€™ll help Jeff even when he doesnโ€™t want his help.
Heโ€™s clingy and he knows too much about people. He knows everyoneโ€™s schedule, routine and etc. He knows your phone password, credit card number and IP address.
Protect your wives, husbands and spouses. Liuโ€™s coming for all of them.
S U L L Y
Sullyโ€™s full name is Sully Harper Laurenโ€™s. His name is not Sullivan, itโ€™s just Sully.
Sully is seven years old, however he acts much older than his age. Sully uses He/Him pronouns. If you were to ask him what his pronouns were heโ€™d tilt his head and shrug. He doesnโ€™t know the answer to that question either.
Heโ€™s african american but his skin is very cold and uncomfortable to touch. He just needs lotion and a bath dw.
He has really fucking long purplish-black hair, if he is slouching, his hair will drag on the ground, which makes it really fucking dirty, similar to Liu, he never brushes it. Some of his hair covers the right part of his entire face. Sully literally cannot cut his hair, it grows back within several seconds, the only thing he can do it just tie it up.
Like said before, Sully does not act his age at all.
He acts more like adult-humored high schoolers that youโ€™d see bullying a kid on the side of the road.
Sully is spiteful, arrogant, cruel and hard-headed. Heโ€™s a naturally very angry person, and hates everyone that tries to get close to him. Dispite that, Sully is actually pretty shy.
He prefers to be alone most the time, and when you are disrupting his alone time (which is all the time) he will curse and scream at you.
Leave Sully alone, thatโ€™s basically the only way to become his friend. Just leave him the fuck alone.
Even though Sully doesnโ€™t act his age, heโ€™s still a child. He watches kid shows thatโ€™ll easily keep him entertained and oh my god please push him on the swings and say โ€œWooooshโ€ while doing it.
He really enjoys things like Transformers and Warrior Cats.
Compares every orange cat to Firestar. Every brown tabby cat is Tigerclaw, every fluffy white cat is Cloudtail. Oh? A brown tabby cat who hangs around plants a lot? Yeah thatโ€™s Leafpool. A very mean Calico cat? Mapleshade.
Has read every Warrior Cats book. Definitely Sparkpeltโ€™s biggest fan. /j
Oh, by the way. Sully isnโ€™t an alter or anything related with DID. Heโ€™s a vengeful ghost child who used to work for Zalgo. He can willingly possess Liuโ€™s body when he pleases and he does most his murdering with Liu. Because Sullyโ€™s seven year old body cannot hold a knife. He can pick up things 60x his weight, he just cannot hold a knife with his own body for some reason.
Heโ€™s like- a really sad person and he expects too much of himself.
Donโ€™t touch his bare skin!!! Heโ€™ll have a panic attack and start attacking you!
Poor baby just needs a hug, a blanket and a brother who actually likes him and cares about him.
Brotherly issues am I right?
On a wholesome note, he has a stuffed crocodile toy that he calls Snoodle. Plus a Iguana named Godzilla
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All right Iโ€™m done now. This really shouldnโ€™t have take 2 months to finish. But whatever. Stay tuned for some more headcanons to come!
Have a great day
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Jeff: Say no to crack.
Liu: Say yes to hole.
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spooky-donut-ghost-house ยท 3 months
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This has been bothering me so I gotta ask
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randomfandom123go ยท 5 months
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This was an old draft (the writing below) that I found scrolling through my drafts, the story I began was so horribly written, but I still like my headcannon, should I rewrite?
I like to imagine that Sully is this 10 years old ghost who attached himself to Liu randomly.
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Liu opened the door as quietly as he could and peeked out. The hospital corridor seemed empty, it was a perfect time to make his escape. He treaded quietly through the halls only to stop in his track. Heโ€™d forgotten his scarf. โ€œShitโ€ he muttered as he treaded back this time quickly as possible. He was about to open his door when he heard a faint beeping sound. He ignored it and went inside and grabbed his scarf. He rushed out only to hear the beeping sound again, it was coming from the room next to his. The door to that room was slightly ajar and curiosity got the better of Liu so he crept in.
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burnt-french-nugget ยท 11 months
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Hehe, my favorite silliest creepies.
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More mini Jeff :>
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And more Jeff
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LIU! ^^
Kinda looks weird, but okay!
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Also an AU were Liu is a manipulative murderous psychopath that flirts with cops to get away with things-
I can't believe that I'm 19 and STILL CAN'T DRAW PEOPLE PROPERLY
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ark-bile ยท 9 months
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Hereโ€™s what I been drawing lately.
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swanscumz ยท 1 year
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@freddiekruegersfingernails @spooky-donut-ghost-house are you FUCKERS happy /nm /j
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sleepym123 ยท 1 year
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More incorrect qoutes
Jeff : I trust Y/N. Liu: You think they know what they're doing? Jeff : I wouldn't go that far.
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Jeff : You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Y/N: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Jeff : but whatโ€™s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Y/N: Jeff , they...they werenโ€™t always orphans. Jeff :
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Jeff : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Y/N: If anyone, and I meanย anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Liu, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Jeff: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Y/N: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Jeff: Kid, that's a coma. Y/N: Sounds festive.
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Jeff: Liu and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Liu: Sentences. Jeff: Don't interrupt me.
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Liu: WHY. why did you give Y/N a KNIFE?! Jeff: Iโ€™m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Liu: Nowย Iย feel unsafe! Jeff: Iโ€™m sorry. Jeff: ... would you like a knife?
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Liu: Why are you on the floor? Y/N: I'm depressed. Y/N: Also I was stabbed, can you get dad, please.
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Jeff: If you had to choose between Liu and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Y/N: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Liu: Y/N! Jeff: 63 cents. Y/N: I'll take the money. Liu:ย Y/N!!!
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Jeff: What do you think Y/N will do for a distraction? Liu: Theyโ€™ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. Thatโ€™s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Liu: ... or they could do that.
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Jeff: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Liu: The cow??? Jeff: What? Y/N: Uncle Liu, W H Y?
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Jeff: I was arrested for being too cool. Liu: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Jeff: Donโ€™t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Liu: I think you mean cards. Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Jeff: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Liu: Okay, but in my defense, Y/N bet me 50 cents I couldnโ€™t drink all that shampoo. Jeff: Thatโ€™s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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*Jeff and Liu sitting in jail together* Liu: So who should we call? Jeff: Iโ€™d call Y/N, but I feel safer in jail
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Jeff: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Liu: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Jeff: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ _ _
Jeff, driving Liu and Y/N: So how was your day? Liu: We almost got surprise adopted! Jeff: What? Y/N: We almost got kidnapped. Jeff: Oh, okay. Jeff: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Y/N: Am I in trouble? Jeff: Take a guess. Y/N: No? Jeff: Take another guess.
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Jeff: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Liu: Mind your language! Jeff: What else am I supposed to say, โ€œWoe is Iโ€??? Liu: Jeff: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Jeff, tending to Y/N's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Y/N: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Jeff: Iโ€™m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Y/N: Only if you also don't ask why Y/N: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Jeff: Y/N: Jeff: This one is fine
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Jeff: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Liu: No itโ€™s my fault, I shouldnโ€™tโ€™ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Jeff: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Y/N: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Jeff: No! Four to five seconds! Y/N: Too late!!!
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Jeff: Y/N and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Liu: *Sighing* What did Y/N do? Jeff: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Y/N: Who wants a steering wheel?
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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch ยท 4 months
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what would the creppypasta work at if their villian arcs didn't happen
puppeteer/jonathan blake: definitely a music teacher and or a drama teacher. Definitely in the school he went to with Helen.
Helen otis/bloody painter:art teacher. I mean cmon imagine Helen and Jonathan working in the same school such a slow burn love story imagine the students shipping them and then jonathan proposes to Helen.
Tobias rogers: I can definitely be seeing librarian or cps worker.
Ben drowned:video game developer. I don't remember the original story but I think it was placed around the 80s? So I don't imagine him being a steamer until the later 2010s
Sally Williams: kindergarten teacher: she died on 1970 at 12 and I am getting the feeling of her teaching kids thar are sitting on the rug
Eyeless jack: surgeon. I mean cmon that's what he was doing right?
Kagekao: nurse.im getting nurse that loves wine. I mean who knows he and ej are canonicaly gay maybe they'd meet eachother.
Jeffery hodek:trash man? Idk the actual name ๐Ÿ˜….he seems the type listening to slipknot on headphones.
Liu hodek:bartender. He gives off like you could say your problems to him.
Nina:police officer. She seems badass enough.
(Nina's brother) homicidal chris:agent. He looked up to Nina before she decided to go stabby wabby to their mother and him. So he'd probably work with Nina.
Jane: ceo. Powerful,strong,scary,dommy,mommy,lesbian women (my first ever crush)
Kate the chaser: track runner.i don't know much about her anyways.
Clockwork: I've never read her story yet but (nvm i stopped what I was doing and read it) cps worker or therapist. That story was actually kinda sad.
Laughing jack:imaginary friend. Well I hate when people say Laughing Jack's rhe victim in his story because if I was Isaac no fucking way in hell would I open a box thay reminded me of so much pain and suffering he went through when all he wanted was someone to believe in his friend so for the sake of my sanity he still killed Isaac but they live together or sum shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™.
Slenderman: same old piece of shit. Fuck you hentai locker.
Nathan the nobody: boxer. Funny how he's scared of dolls and everyone started shipping him with a fucking yandere doll maker ๐Ÿ’€(no hate.)
Jason the toymaker:toymaker. But he ain't getting any bitches because I got beef with his hairline.
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soulless-computerbug ยท 3 months
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Hey! I saw your sensory things and was wondering if you could do Jeff, Liu and Ben? Love your content! Keep up the good work!!!!
Hi, thank you!
I already did jeff and bens here
Liu:
Hot burning sun beating down on dry dusty ground. The haze of heat swirling the air around you, only the faintest breeze making you feel the movement you see. The crunch of gravel, the hum of a distant highway. The feeling of cool water spraying from the sprinkler over your back, tickling as it runs down your arms and neck. Humid summer nights with the drone of cicadas, chasing fireflies down the street. Quiet classrooms, quiet clinics, silent empty white boxes with feet tapping on linoleum tiles. A slight hum in the back of your head, feeling your posture shift, legs and arms crossing and huffing. But not moving an inch. Ice cold air that rasies goosebumps, makes you miss the sun.
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catsfurrealzx3 ยท 3 months
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Goretober Day 10: Hanahaki
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I LOVE LIU. I LOVE HIM. EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM CAN SHUT THE UP. Anyways my Liu design is EXTREMELY based on headcanon. I love drawing him with a man bun. You guys can interpret the reason for Liu's hanahaki however you want but I imagine he's pining after EJ (or maybe Jane) and they aren't reciprocating. I love causing characters pain ;33
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