#liv sprite

[eunchancorner]

Streber with a jar of sprites, and if he’s in a ler mood, and someone annoys him, he can just sic the sprites on them

It becomes a threat in the household

"Leon, put me down right now, or I'll let Ethan sic the sprites on you"

"Ethan! Stop daring the others to do stupid shit or I'm letting the sprites out!"

"Liv. Sprites. Put down the water gun."

#eun rants #sm #spooky month #sm tickles #spooky month tickles #streber #ethan #liv #leon #hauntiest house gang #tickle sprites

[toxick-e]

Inspired by https://www.tumblr.com/sheepishjune/682983317847621632/i-thought-yall-might-appreciate-this-homestuck this post from @sheepishjune, i was like, yeah that sounds fun.

Things to note -

- Feferi is both a Stepsister and Aunt to all John, Jade, Jane and Jake

- Ik the unspecified dog is probably Halley but Alpha i just thought it was funny

- The fuck is Meenah to the 4 Kids if Feferi is their Stepsister/Aunt

- So sad Grandma English's only sprite is her just dead

- Casey and Liv Tyler my beloved

- DAD AND DD IS THE BEST SHIP EVER YOU COWARDS

- So much cloning, iirc the two Dads are pretty much also clones but i am not completely sure

- Sassacre, Dad Crocker and Dadbert being the only humans in this darn webcomic to be born normally

- Condesce why.

#John Egbert #June Egbert #J Egbert #Jane Crocker #Jade Harley #Jake English #Nanna Egbert #Grandma English #Poppop Crocker #Grandpa Harley #Becquerel #Halley #Halley Homestuck #Draconian Dignitary #Diamonds Droog #Dad Crocker #Dad Egbert #Dadbert #Feferi Peixes #The Condesce #Her Imperious Condescension #Meenah Peixes #Gl'bgolyb #Feferi's Lusus #Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer #Casey Homestuck #Fucking uhh idfk #Con Air Bunny #Liv Tyler Homestuck #Colonel Sassacre

[popcornaddict500]

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Have a lil sprite (?) of one of my Touchstarved mc's, Olivia 😌she's the hound. when I talk abt Liv stepping on Leander, this is who I mean

#charlie talks #charlie's art #olivia #touchstarved game #touchstarved oc #touchstarved mc #olivia x leander #olivia the hound

[ladylooch]

Timo and Liv going on a daddy daughter date and some girl keeps flirting with Timo and Liv is not having it. She keeps telling daddy how mama is at home and she can’t wait to see her. Then she tells the girl flirting with her daddy that she has a mama and she doesn’t need a new one.

Liv’s tiny legs swing back and forth from the big chair where she is sitting across the table from her dad. She has on sparkly, pink sneakers and a purple dress along with her faux diamond crown. She wanted a princess date with daddy and that’s what she is getting for her belated 5th birthday. 

“Can I have mac and cheese?” She asks from where she is coloring on her kid’s menu.

“Anything you want, baby.” Timo muses. His face is propped in his hand, staring across the table at his little-big girl. He can’t believe how old she looks all dressed up. Emma put a little pink lipstick on her because it’s a special occasion. Timo is dressed in a game day suit, silk tie tight at his Adam’s apple, and Dior sneakers on his feet. 

Liv looks up from her red steaks of crayon, beaming at her dad.

“I like today.” She proclaims.

“Me too.” Timo murmurs. “I missed you on your birthday.”

“We talked.”

“Yeah, it wasn’t the same though. Soon I’ll be there for every birthday.” Timo concludes. He knows his final season is closing in on him. 

“Next year, can we go on a trip?”

“Maybe. We’ll ask mommy when it gets closer.”

“Okay.” Liv nods, resuming her coloring. 

“Here are the drinks.” The waitress sets the glasses down, giving Timo his beer and Liv her Sprite with a lid and straw. She grabs it immediately, sucking up two big gulps, immediately hiccuping. 

“Are you okay?” Timo asks. She nods eagerly. 

“Aw, you’re such a sweet daddy.” The woman murmurs, not taking her eyes from Timo. He chuckles.

“She makes it easy.”

“Is she your only one?”

“Ah, no we have four total. But she is the only girl. We are celebrating her birthday.”

“Happy birthday, hun.” Liv frowns, looking between the woman and her dad. 

“It’s adorable that you got all dressed up for her big day too.”

“She loves dress up.” Timo says.

“It’s a great look for you.”

“Thank you. She picked my outfit out.” He motions to Liv.

“You have wonderful taste, hun.”

“My mama picked it.” Liv informs her. They spent 45 minutes in her parent’s closet this morning finding the perfect assortment together. Emma had told her they should go with blues to match the wintery season and daddy’s eyes.

“Are we wanting to put food in right away?”

“Yes.” Liv blurts. “I want mac and cheese.”

“Okay!” The waitress begins scribbling on her pad. “Some mac and cheese for the birthday girl.”  

“I’ll have a bacon cheeseburger with waffle fries.” Timo smile politely, handing over both menus. The woman blushes a bit, sending a spark of irritation down Liv’s spine. Her little eyes narrow at the back of the woman as she walks away.

“Mama is at home.” She tells her father, blue eyes slightly worried. 

“She is.” Timo confirms. Liv frowns, looking back at the waitress across the restaurant. She stands with another person, looking over at their table with interested eyes. Liv scrunches her nose. “I can’t wait to see her.”

“Me too. She’ll be there when we get back. No rush.” Timo insists. “Do you think you can finish the maze on one try?” He points to the left side of her sheet. Liv pauses, studying it. It looks hard. She is uncertain as she returns her dad’s identical blue gaze. “Remember last time? We talked about tracing with our finger first from the bottom.” Together, they work through the maze. By the time they find the full path, their food is here.

“Okay! How is everything looking?” The waitress returns.

“Good. Baby, do you need anything else?” Timo asks Liv.

“No. And I have a mama. I don’t need a new one.” She snaps. Timo’s eyes widen and he purses his lips against a laugh. Emma’s mini has her fiery passion.

“Ooookay. Then I guess we don’t need anything else. Thank you.” Timo pauses for the waitress to leave before he returns his gaze to his daughter.

“I don’t like her.” 

“Livy, that’s not nice.”

“She looks at you funny. Mama wouldn’t like it.”

“No, she wouldn’t.” Timo chuckles. “You her little sidekick? Keeping daddy safe?”

“Yeah.” She murmurs, reaching for her spoon.

“Careful, that is going to be hot.” Timo warns her, watching the steam raise up from the cheesy goodness. “You better give daddy a bite of that to check it.” Liv pushes the bowl to her dad who takes a huge bite.

“Way too hot. I should eat the whole thing.”

“No!” Liv giggles, reaching for the bowl, going on her knees to get better access. Timo scoops up a spoonful blowing on it, then putting it into his daughter’s mouth. “Mmm!” She squeals. 

Liv eats half her bowl of Mac and cheese at Timo’s request before her birthday brownie and ice cream is set in front of her. She even gets a candle too. She is so excited to tell her mom about their day. She can’t help but shovel her food down the hatch in eagerness. She babbles her dad’s ear off in the Porsche on the way home. Timo smiles the entire time, enjoying the time with his daughter that he doesn’t get near enough of. Liv barrels through the door of the mudroom when they are home.

“Hi!” Emma exclaims, seeing Liv bounce into the living room. “How was your date?”

“Good. But the food lady was flirting with daddy.” Liv confesses immediately. Emma raises her eyes to her husband. 

“Oh?” 

“Yeah, she was a little friendly.” Timo murmurs, leaning down to kiss Emma’s lips. “Liv set the record straight that mama was at home waiting for us.” Emma bites on the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing.

“You keeping daddy safe, Livy girl?”

“Mhm.” She says, nuzzling into her mom’s chest. Emma wraps her arms around her daughter, kissing her head around her crooked crown. Liv sighs contently. Timo brushes his hand over their daughter’s back, then heads to check on Lio doing homework at the table. “Daddy said we could go to Disney next year for my birthday.” Liv whispers a little white lie to her mama. 

“Oh? Okay.” Emma chuckles, knowing immediately that did not happen. “We’ll talk about it next year.” 

#tm: loving & leaving

[zexal-club]

Liv losing it sprite

Having to escape a mansion/lab while fighting off unholy creations can really f^ck a girl up, huh?

@yukii0nna @kousaka-ayumu @gritsandbrits @marrondrawsalot

#escapism-verse #oc: Olivia

[rabidpomeranians]

The last of the human kids completes their transmutation! Twice over in fact. I wanted both John and June to get an edit. If her hair looks familiar, its because I pulled it from Vriska’s sprite. I also changed her icon for better distinction. A blue slime rabbit to represent their true color and as an ode to Liv Tyler.

While this is the end of the human sprite edits, I’m not done yet. Alongside these two I’m also posting vriska [X] and plan to do all 12 beta trolls.

Betas [X] | Roxy [X] | Dirk [X] | Jake [X]

#homestuck #heinoustuck #john egbert #june egbert #sprite edit #I think its in character for June to pull traits from the girls she looks up to #and its a fun fandom callback to a talksprite mashup of john with vriskas hair #(which i used as a ref but now annoyingly can't find) #body horror

[abundantchewtoys]

HS^2 re: p533-553

Late reply but I’ve been sitting on some observations I want to discuss.

... Cloudflare, the web host, is down it seems so I’m going to be doing this from memory. Luckily, I can also look at my brother’s reaction post for notes.

How good is it to finally get a view of some of our old protags as guardians in hero mode?

Makes you wonder how Dad, Mom, Bro, Grandpa, Nanna and well B2 Mom, B2 Bro, Grandma & Poppop too, would have looked from their own perspectives in sprite mode :D Probably shorter than guardian sprites! So this takes place around the time of John’s trip to the meteor, as he or Roxy are being listened into by Jane’s goons. We go down memory lane as Harry explores his room & interests, so we get an even better picture of the kid.

Harry Anderson, I saw being pointed out on Tumblr, could be revealed to be a future Prospit dreamer, as he has a made-up bed, which was a distinction the kids all shared. :B

He has a Con Air bunny (reproduction) as well, leading me to think about how this bunny or similar ones are probably owned by Vrissie and Tavros as well. If anything, they might end up getting gifted to Yiffany!

And of course it would have been John gifting this bunny to his newborn son! Some rituals have to be observed!

I said it’s a reproduction (probably), but how funny would it be if it turned out temporally related to the original Liv Tyler bunny, like being a fixed-up version of the bunny Roxy gave to Jane originally, or something? :D The chain of gifting must continue!

It also makes me remember to wonder about the fate of Lil Seb & the Meat-retconned B2 kids on Caliborn’s planet... Feels like they might reappear at some point. Though you have to wonder as well, by now, if that Dirk is also part of Meat Dirk’s superego, or not.

What else? Harry is shown to have quite the extensive chumroll, further underlining the fact that he at least has a cohesive social network outside of his closest friends & relatives, unlike the B1 & B2 kids. (Unless this got somehow retconned by the Pesterquest games.) Harry & Vrissy’s meetup was enjoyingly cute, and I’m hoping their relationship can withstand what the game/world/Vriska throws at them, would be fun to watch them overcome opposition & bias as a couple/throuple with Tavros.

At the end, there’s clear indicators way that Tavros, Vrissy & Harry are about to all be in the same room as Yiffany, a first!

Readers, meet your new Sburb team(?)!

#homestuck #homestuck^2 #upd8 #reaction #harry anderson egbert

[the-truth-is-there]

UCM Women part 2

- Xu Xialing (Meng'er Zhang) - Maya Lopez/Echo (Alaqua Cox) - Maria Rambeau (Lashana Lynch) - Agatha Harknees (Kathryn Hahn) - Thena (Angelina Jolie) - Sersi (Gemma Chan) - Ajak (Salma Hayek) - Makkari (Lauren Ridloff) - Sprite (Lia McHugh) - Janet Van Dyne/Wasp (Michelle Pfeiffer) - Katy (Awkwafina) - Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) - Sharon Carter (Emily VanCamp) - Ying Nan (Michelle Yeoh) - Ying Li (Fala Chen) - Michelle Jones/MJ (Zendaya) - May Parker (Marisa Tomei) - Christine Palmer (Rachel McAdams) - Ancient One(Tilda Swinton) - Elsa Bloodstone (Laura Donnelly) - Layla El-Faouly (May Calamawy) - Eleanor Bishop (Vera Farmiga) - Ava Starr/Ghost (Hannah John-Kamen) - Darcy Lewis (Kat Dennings) - Laura Barton (Linda Cardellini) - Ayo (Florence Kasumba) - Riri Williams/Ironheart (Dominique Thorne) - Namora (Mabel Cadena) - Antonia Dreykov/Taskmaster (Olga Kurylenko) - Valentina Allegra de Fontaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)

#marvel #marvel cinematic universe #marvel mcu #mcu #marvel movies #the avengers #shang chi #meng'er zhang #maya lopez #echo #alaqua cox #the marvels #captain marvel #maria rambeau #lashana lynch #wandavision #agatha harkness #kathryn hahn #eternals #angelina jolie #sersi #thena #wasp #michelle pfeiffer #ant man #salma hayek #gemma chan #awkwafina #liv tyler #incredible hulk

[ateezivy]

✿ olivia min ✿

BASICS

 ˗ˏˋ stage name. ivy ……❪ 아이비 ❫

 ˗ˏˋ birth name. olivia nicole min ……❪ 올리비아이다민 ❫

 ˗ˏˋ korean name. min jisoo ……❪ 민지수 ❫

 ˗ˏˋ position. maknae, main dancer, vocalist

 ˗ˏˋ birthday. june 10, 2001

 ˗ˏˋ zodiac sign. gemini

 ˗ˏˋ blood type. o

 ˗ˏˋ weight. —

 ˗ˏˋ height. 160 cm (5’3)

 ˗ˏˋ birthplace. michigan, usa

 ˗ˏˋ nationality. korean-american

 ˗ˏˋ mbti. infp-t

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. ji, poison ivy, liv, lovely, livvy

 ˗ˏˋ languages. english (native), korean (native), french (fluent), japanese (conversational)

 ˗ˏˋ dormmate. yunho and yeosang

CLAIMS

 ˗ˏˋ face. chaewon ; formerly yeji ……❪ le sserafim ; itzy ❫

 ˗ˏˋ dance. momo ; kaycee rice ……❪ idol ; lyrical and contemporary ❫

 ˗ˏˋ vocal. chaewon ……❪ le sserafim ❫

 ˗ˏˋ rap. irene ……❪ red velvet ❫

INTERESTS

 ˗ˏˋ likes. animals, warm weather, the sound of rain, gold jewelry, the color purple, reading, psychology, photography, writing music, riding bikes, swimming in the ocean, playing piano and guitar, making bracelets, shopping, doing turns, leg day at the gym

 ˗ˏˋ dislikes. bugs, thunderstorms, loud noises, the smell of beer, most veggies, sunburns, the smell of gasoline, hot weather, sprite, rude people, when someone steps on her shoes, neon colors

 ˗ˏˋ hobbies. shopping, reading, taking pictures, taking baths, writing in her journal, cooking, watching music videos, sleeping, driving, cuddling, watching movies with popcorn and a mountain dew, harmonizing with the other members

 ˗ˏˋ skills/hidden talents. professional dancing, photography, doing flips, making jewelry, baking, can introduce herself in 12 different languages, rapping, yoyoing

 ˗ˏˋ favorites. ……❪ movie: the black phone ❫ ……❪ kpop group: blackpink and bts ❫ ……❪ western artist: kendrick lamar, tyler childers, 2pac ❫ ……❪ color: purple ❫ ……❪ number: 14, 4 ❫ ……❪ holiday: christmas ❫

 ˗ˏˋ this or that. ……❪ summer or winter ❫ ……❪ coffee or tea ❫ ……❪ book or movie ❫ ……❪ night or day ❫ ……❪ fruits or veggies ❫ ……❪ dress up or dress down ❫ ……❪ apple or samsung ❫ ……❪ indoors or outdoors ❫ ……❪ rain or snow ❫

TRIVIA

 ˗ˏˋ she has an older sister named miya and her brother is austin from xikers ……❪ miya is three years older and austin is five years younger ❫

 ˗ˏˋ she was born in michigan, but partly raised in ohio. ……❪ her grandparents often had to take temporary custody of the kids ❫

 ˗ˏˋ her dad passed away when she was really young due to colon cancer, he fought cancer on and off for about four years.

 ˗ˏˋ she had a childhood friend name kaylyn who passed away from leukemia ……❪ they met in the hospital when she would visit her dad ❫

 ˗ˏˋ she started dancing when she was three years old because her parents said she wouldn't stop moving and she was too hyper. ……❪ both her siblings also dances but only austin and olivia kept up with it, miya was more interested in art and musical instruments ❫

 ˗ˏˋ when she was younger she would often refuse to talk to other kids her age and adults, but often felt comfortable around teenagers

 ˗ˏˋ she was a trainee at jyp from 2015 to 2017.

 ˗ˏˋ she ranked 10th on produce 101, making her the youngest member in ioi

 ˗ˏˋ she is really only close with her brother and sister.

 ˗ˏˋ she has fear of bugs, heights, and the dark

 ˗ˏˋ she has two dogs, loki and bo

 ˗ˏˋ she was a competitive dancer growing up, and was often the winner of most competitions. she has won states 3 times, regionals 10 times, and nationals once, just by solo's

 ˗ˏˋ she learned to drive around the same time as yunho and was able to buy herself a mercedes g-wagon

 ˗ˏˋ she refuses to choose between cats and dogs because she loves them both

 ˗ˏˋ growing up, her siblings had a pet lizard named randy off of monsters inc, she was scared of it.

 ˗ˏˋ she is a one direction fan, and a niall girl all the way.

 ˗ˏˋ she is known as the idol that rebranded, the pirate queen, and the nations sweetheart

 ˗ˏˋ she is very flexible and can do many acrobatic tricks. she keeps up with her flexibility, dance, and acrobats as much as possible

 ˗ˏˋ she loves stuffed animals

#ateez #ateez added member #hongjoong #ivy #jongho #kpop added member #kpop oc #ateez 9th member #mingi #san #profile #oc #ateez oc #ateez addition #kpop addition #8 makes one team #eight makes one team #ateez fanfic #ateez ninth member #additional member

[eunchancorner]

Which I’m sure inevitably leads to someone antagonizing him into actually releasing the sprites lol, maybe someone who’s in a lee mood but will never admit it or someone who think he’s just bluffing to get his way

Absolutely

The lee mood I get, like, oh he's threatening the thing that'll cure this lee mood, lemme antagonize him to get him to release them and then the lee mood will be fixed!

But they should learn to never doubt Streber when he says he'll release the sprites. Of course Liv never believes him, and she's suffered several times for it

#eun rants #sm #spooky month #sm tickles #spooky month tickles #streber #liv #hauntiest house gang #tickle sprites

[skrillien]

i really should write a crossover where some edm dude gets murdered it'd be funny. i want liv to remix scary monsters and nice sprites on the work computer

[stirlingmoss]

LIV ​

And there is a barrier between them and what they want, like what affected their kind before, as they were in disquieting doubt.

{When it is already too late.}

LIII

​having scoffed at it before, discarding the unseen from far away?

LII ​Then they will say, “Now we believe in it!” But how could they be receptive from afar,

LI ​If only you could see when they are smitten with fear but have no escape, and are very shortly seized:

{From the place of Judgment to Hell.}

Too Late for the Deniers

L

​Say, “If I am mistaken, I just err on my own; while if I am guided, it is by what my Lord reveals to me by inspiration, as God is listening, nearby.”

XLIX

​Say, “Truth has arrived; and the false neither creates nor restores.”

XLVIII ​Say, “My Lord hurls the truth, knowing all mysteries.”

XLVII

​Say, “I ask you for no reward; it is for you. My reward is up to God alone, who is witness to all things.”

XLVI ​Say, “I only make a single appeal to you, that you stand before God, in pairs or alone, and reflect: your companion is not possessed; he is but a warner to you, before a severe torment.” 

{i.e., Muḥammad ( .(صلى الله عليه وسلم}

VI

Advice to Meccan Pagans

XLV

​Those before them also denied the truth —and these have not gotten a tenth of what We gave to those— so they rejected My messengers. And how intense My disapproval! ​

{Like the people of Pharaoh, ’Ȃd, and Thamûd}

XLIV

But We have not given them Books to study, and We haven’t sent a warner to them before you.

XLIII

​Yet when Our enlightening signs are recited to them, they say, “This is nothing but a man who wants to alienate you from what your ancestors worshipped.” And they say, “This is nothing but a fabricated lie.” And those who repudiate truth when it comes to them say, “This is but obvious enchantment.”

Response of the Polytheists

XLII

​So on that day none of you will be capable of helping or hurting anyone else. And We will say to those who went wrong, “Taste the agony of the fire that you used to deny.”

XLI

​They will say, “Glory to You! You are our patron, not they. But they used to worship the sprites, in which most of them believed.”

{i.e., the devils.}

XL

And one day God will gather them all together, and then say to the angels, “Did these people worship you?”

The Worshippers and the Worshipped

XXXIX

​Say, “My Lord expands the provision of any servant at will, and regulates it; and whatever you disburse, God will replace it, being the best of providers.”

XXXVIII

​As for those who strive to thwart Our signs, they will be brought to punishment.

XXXVII ​It is not your property or your children that will bring you closer to Our presence: only those who have faith and act with integrity are those who will have a compounded reward for what they have done; and they will be secure in the chambers on high.

V

XXXVI

​Say, “My Lord expands or restricts the provision of anyone, at will, though most of humanity does not realize.”

XXXV ​And they said, “We have more property and children, and we are not to be chastised.”

XXXIV ​Whenever We sent a warner to a community, its affluent members said, “We reject what you were sent with.” 

Spoiled Elite

XXXIII ​And the despised will say to those puffed up with pride, “No, it was a scheme of the night and the day: you instructed us to deny God and set up idols as equivalents to God.” And they will confide their regret when they see the penalty, as We will put yokes on the necks of the scoffers. Will they be repaid for aught but what they have done?

XXXII ​The self-aggrandized will say to those who were despised, “Did we hold you back from the guidance after it came to you? No, you were the guilty ones.”

XXXI

​Those who scoff say, “We will never believe in this Recital, or in that before it.” But if you could only see the wrongdoers when they are stood before their Lord, throwing back allegations at one another: those who had been despised will say to the self-aggrandized, “But for you, we would have been believers.”

IV

The Misleaders and the Misled

XXX ​Say, “There is an appointment for you, on a day you cannot delay for even an hour, and cannot bring about either.”

XXIX

​They still say, “When is this promise to be, if you are telling the truth?”

XXVIII ​And We have only sent you universally to all people, as a herald and a Warner; but most people do not know:

Warning of the Hour

XXVII ​Say, “Show me those you associate with God. Certainly not—God is the almighty, the supremely wise. ” 

XXVI ​Say, “Our Lord will gather us together and judge among us by truth, as the most knowing judge.”

XXV ​Say, “You will not be called to answer for our sins, nor will we be called to answer for what you do.”

XXIV ​Say, “Who provides for you from the skies and the earth?” Say, “God. And either you or we are surely following direction or are in evident error.”

{The believers and polytheists.}

Message to the Polytheists

XXIII ​So no intercession avails with God, except for someone God has permitted: then when fear is gone from their hearts, they will say, “What was that your Lord said?” They will say, “The truth; and it is most lofty and most comprehensive.”

XXII ​Say, “Pray to those you believe besides God: they haven’t a particle of power, in the heavens or on earth; they have no share of either, and God has no backer among them.” 

Helpless Idols    ​            

#34:22-54 #Sheba

[ladylooch]

Liv bringing a boy home and her brothers and dad not liking it at all and going into protective mode. While Emma is super her babygirl got a boyfriend.

The way Emma would NOT let this fly.

Emma’s brown eyes do not leave her husband’s face. 

She knows this interrogation of a date for their daughter is because of him and his recruitment of their sons. She’s half surprised Lio isn’t FaceTiming in from New Jersey right now to join the fun.

“Hands a little higher there, eh bud?” Logan squints at the older boy then takes a dramatic chug of his Sprite.

Only the tightening of Timo’s lips at the right corner gives his scheming away.

It’s enough for Emma.

“T, baby, help me in the kitchen?” She murmurs sweetly, batting her lashes to lure him into a false sense of security. “It’s time for gelato.”

“Sure mama.” Timo stands, glancing at the twin boys we are leaving with the teenagers. The Meier boys come to a secrete agreement to keep an eye on them.

“Whatever you boys are doing needs to stop.” Emma huffs after Timo shuts the sliding glass door.

“What?” He shrugs, shaking his head.

“I know exactly what you are up to. Poor Liv is out there on the verge of tears.” Timo glances out the door, seeing the distain on his daughter’s face. 

“She’ll thank me later.” Timo insists.

“Timo.” His full name from his wife’s mouth causes the hair to stick up on the back of his neck. “You are being incredibly unfair.”

“How?” He scoffs.

“You cheer for every girl Lio brings through his bedroom but do this to our only daughter?”

“That is different.”

“You’re being an ass.” She snaps. “Get out there and tell the boys to stop it.”

“Come on, Em. You’ve seen what happens when you don’t scare the shit out of teenage boys. Look at your brother’s house with Lucie.”

“That’s a nice thing to say about your niece.”

“Babe.” Is all Timo says in response. His eyes widen exaggeratedly and he shakes his head slowly. He isn’t wrong. Lucie’s taste has certainly been eclectic recently.

“Lucie aside, Liv deserves better.”

“So we agree. Our daughter deserves the world.”

“Yeah, but you’re going about it wrong. She won’t find that if you protect her from everything.”

“You think he’s a good one?” Timo is unbelieving with his tone.

“I don’t know. But I do know I liked the way he shook your hand, looked you in the eye and opened the car door for her when they came back from mini golf.” Timo sighs.

“Fine. I’ll take it easier on him.”

“Good. And call off your mini wolf hounds.” 

Timo’s phone begins to buzz on the counter, showing Lio’s contact picture. Ah, there is the oldest wolf hound.

“Really?” Emma mutters as she takes the cookies out of their container.

Timo chuckles, answering.

“Hi Lee.”

“Hey, is now a good time?”

“Ah quite the opposite. Your mom is pissed. She’s figured us out.”

“Told you she would. Hi mama.” He says when Emma comes next to T. She leans her head on his strong shoulder. 

“Hi baby.” Emma grins at her oldest, sweetest boy. “We are having your favorite dessert.”

“Aw, you’re making gelato cookies?”

“Yeah. I can send you one?”

“Please.” Lio smiles back, pretending he isn’t horribly homesick at not being where his parents and siblings are. “How is it going with Liv?”

“Your mom thinks he’s the one.” Emma flicks the back of Timo’s ear,  tisking as she pushes away from him. His palm finds her ass as a sexy retort. She rolls her eyes at her husband’s shenanigans.

“Hey Lee, you and Con still got that comfy couch? Your daddy keeps this up and he’s gonna be visiting.” 

#tm: loving & leaving

[heich0e]

THANK U FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH LIV LOVE!! i googled vegan yakult/calpico/milkis for u but i couldn’t find any 💔 but if muddle strawberries and add soju and sprite or sparkling water it would also b rlly good hehe

U ARE TOO CUTE!! i have had soju with fruit before!! and soju with little gummies in it!! it is sooo yummy!! but i also like soju just as is too, i am a fairly simple gal <3

#soju is just one of the best alcohols bc it is so smooth and inoffensive #delicious!! #liv got mail

[mariathewwelover]

My first story

I get up out of bed to find you y/n up in the bathroom curling your hair....hey baby...good morning....what are you doing...y/n says oh your awake breakfast is on the table and you put your iron down pulling me in cupping my cheek and begans kissing my forehead teasing me...Maria...I have to go sweetheart ....i look in your /color pupils / and let out a groan and sigh okay only if you promise to take me out tonight your so lucky I have to go to work .....you chuckle at my sassyness and agree ...a few minutes later after dropping you off at the gym I began going to the airport to catch my 2 hour flight I was able to catch it in time it was getting ready to fly out to the destination Orlando Florida for a house show i had been wrestling for a year in nxt we met at pacho roni's pizzeria last year Tuesday 11:08 PM 2027 I am In the tag team division.....so looking out the window in my window seat on the plane i sigh thinking of if i was gonna ever meet your parents the flight attendant began to catch my gaze as i turn slowly my head towards her ..ma'am would you like anything I will take a martini just one please ...as she brings it back I began drifting off in my mind drowning in thought as I stare at the clouds...here's your martini have a nice flight ...thank you ma'am flight attendant lady....I chug the martini within seconds not caring if anyone watched I was acting reckless once again ....before I can order another martini you pop in my mind so I stop...5 minutes In on that plane and i was desperate to get off I hated planes I hated flying I began to take a nap... then all of a sudden when I woke up I almost ended up in Japan luckily a man awaken me to take a selfie i was a little famous ....when I arrived I caught a cab stopped and got donuts apple cider and some McDonald's i ordered a medium fry a Sprite and the mcgrittle It was good too .....when i got to the show i headed inside to my dressing room saying hi to a few friends my friends who some were hall of famers askana, London del Reye , trish stratus who was here for a little while , Pete dunne, sheamus, and kairi sane my tag team partner liv Morgan running up to me hey...hey liv...oh my God is that donuts...yep...I began giving liv gluten free donuts with a Starbucks order of a small latte mixed triple extravaganza Glenwood with whipped cream caramel and strawberry syrup and sprinkles it was livs favorite....she began tasting it making sure it was just right.....yep the good stuff ...nothing but the best....production guy yells liv Morgan Maria Kelly you guys are up soon against Dakota kai and aliyah ...I yell shoot...as I began running towards the costume designer jessie she helped me with my gear she just designed for me as Charlie demesiõ helped with my makeup and hairstylest kayleey put my extensions in just a little extensions...then ran back to liv Morgan we held hands telling eachother we got this and how awesome we both we headed out to the ring after livs cool entrance then It was my turn i take a deep breath as i hear my fans scream Kelly !! Kelly!! Kelly!! I put on a smile then go out and do my entrance i greet my fans and get in the ring winking at y/n as you are clapping and cheering for me I get in the ring on the rope as i hear the bell ring liv vs aliyah pops off I clapped for liv to show support and love once aliyah hit liv with clotheslines after clotheslines I distract the ref giving time for liv to get up she attacks aliyah ripping out her extensions she tags me I put aliyah in the corner i give her 2 chops and breaks skin i began tiring her out with the fans trying to encourage aliyah to tag out when she got up gaining momentum i slap her as hard as I can putting her in a submission hold wearing her out putting her in between the ropes pulling her arms back as she begans to tap In excruciating pain I cheer as the ring announcer says and your winner is liv Morgan and Maria Kelly I hug liv as we celebrate I go to ringside and kiss you as me and liv leaving the ring going backstage happy as hell pt2 coming up

#wrestling #wwe nxt #maria x reader #Firststory

[rabidpomeranians]

So it’s been *checks watch* three months since I worked on any heinoustuck sprite edits. It’s about time I got back to it, but I have a little conundrum holding me back. I’m doing both a John and June edit (surprise!) and I know I want to work in my own headcannon that June gets a rabbit icon because of liv and the birthday bunny time shenanigans (also a little more visual differentiation than ‘one has long hair.’) I’m stuck on if i want to the keep the icon green to match the slimer icon color or turn it blue because that’s their actual favorite/eye color.

edit: blue won [X]

#homestuck #heinoustuck #john egbert #june egbert #sprite edit #i might tweak the blue color. its a little dark #i'll take any other recommendations too