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AAAAA TADC LIVEPOST!!!
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
THE WAY THE INTRO GOES FROM EARLY 2000S COMPUTER GRAPHICS TO THE 3D ANIMATION IS SO GOOD!
Caine! My good buddy Caine! And it’s the opening sequence from the trailer too
BUBBLE CAN TALK?!?! IS THAT ALLOWED?!
I love Caine’s animation! I love the way he talks and his body language
AN OPENING THEME INTRODUCTION FOR THE CAST
Kinger’s little pillow fort I can’t 😭 Someone please comfort this man
The animators knew EXACTLY what they were doing with Jax!! I feel so called out like damn okay!!!
What do they mean “*Disclaimer: Kaufmo the Clown did not show up today.”? How can someone “not show up” in the Circus when Caine can literally teleport the performers to his location and they can’t leave? What’s really going on here?? 🤨🧐
It still feels illegal that Bubble can talk
The VA has a pleasant singing voice tho. Definitely confirms that they’re performing for some invisible audience in some Truman Show style
Love the lyrics here. “Day after day after day after day after day we fly!” really drives home the fact that they are stuck here doing the same things over and over for seemingly eternity.
I’m literally not even a minute in (only at 0:48) because I have so many thoughts and excitement that I have to keep pausing
POMNIIIIII MY GIRL POMNI
WHY IS THE FLOWER POT GLITCHING OUT OF THE FLOOR SO FUNNY ACBNFRJKGD
The music slowing down and dying as Pomni knocks them down like dominos god this show really is comedy gold
Gangle’s mask! I’m so sorry bestie!
Oh god it’s like that meme of everyone at a party judging you I’m-
Is it just me or is Michael Kovach’s performance different than in the trailer? Of course it could just be because Jax is annoyed right now
“Caine, is this one of your NPC’s or is this a new sucker?” AVLGDXV Pomni must take one of the “I am not a robot” test. Also do they get NPCs??? Is Jax referring to other AI or actual NPCs???
She IS trying to remove a VR headset!
Pomni rn:
“You just need to get your head together” Ragatha this is not the time
THE SWEARS ARE CENSORED! ANOTHER ONE FOR THE BINGO CARD!
Caine: THIS IS A PG PROGRAM!
Do you think the censor thing applies to swear words in other languages too?
“You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders! Where anything can happen!… E-except for swearing.” I love you Caine.
AFJKJRED I THINK I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE OUT MOST OF THE CURSES POMNI USES OH MY GOD
Yeah don’t be a dick Jax
“Did someone say something about an insect collection?” What? Insect collection? What is Kinger talking about?
Oh so this is where the dream thing kicks in. I wonder how long that’s gonna last until Pomni realizes that it’s real
Do you want me to kill Jax for you Gangle? Because I’ll kill him if you ask it’ll be on sight
THE DIAL UP OUUUUUG HIS CANE SPINNING IN THE BACKGROUND
Yo they got minigolf? Nice
I really hope we get episodes of the cast going to these locations and doing sitcomass things there
THE VOID
The moon talks?!
THE MOON WANTS TO FUCK CAINE?!
Oh GOD what did she throw up?
OH GOD BUBBLE STOP DON’T EAT THAT
EVEN CAINE AGREES WITH ME
TEAR THE BITCH APART!
Caine’s reaction to Pomni mentioning the door is sus…
I like that Caine let’s everyone choose their name idk I like how chill he is with regards to their mental/emotional autonomy
“I said that like five minutes ago” Shhh he has computer lag
“Don’t worry Zooble. I’ll make it something unobtrusive that you can still choose to not get involved with!” See, another example of how Caine wants to respect his performers feelings! I love this guy!
What’s a Gloink? Are they the stars?
THEY ARE THE STARS I WAS RIGHT
Humanoid hash- Caine, do you know what a hash brown is??
THEY STOLE ZOOBLE
Gangle’s reaction… they took her spouse in the divorce…
YO are we actually going to meet Kaufmo? Alright let me see the betting table who has money on him actually being voiced by Jack Black
JAX CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL ANDKHRJRJRJ
HA, get BONKED BOY!
It’s actually super interesting to me how Jax seems almost as tired of doing this stuff as Zooble.
She has her own room! :D
Ragatha mental breakdown moment 👁️👄👁️
He has a doorbell. Why is that so funny to me?
… something bad is about to happen
I hate Jax I’m gonna shut him up with my LIPS (I know I have terrible taste YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!)
KAUFMO IS THE BLACK GOOP MONSTER WE WERE RIGHT!!!
Wait. Enhance.
Was that the door for another human that turned into a monster like Kaufmo? Is that why their icon is x-ed out?
OH GOD
OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO KILL HER
OH GOD WHY ARE THEY ALL GLITCHING
Did Kaufmo cause that hole?
Probably not I guess
“We’re not very good at this, are we?” You’re the dream team to me 🫶
Don’t you DARE tell her what happened
Unrelated but I just noticed the reflection in Gangle’s tears! That’s really cool!
So Jax didn’t just throw the bowling ball at them just to be a jerk, but to get all of the out of there as soon as possible without telling them what happened to Kaufmo? Inch resting
THE BOWLING JOKE HAS LANDED! I REPEAT, THE BOWLING JOKE HAS LANDED!
OH MY GLORB WHAT IS THAT THING? IT LOOKS LIKE THE SAND WORM FROM BEETLEJUICE!
I like that Pomni is doing her best to help Ragatha even though she’s super freaked out. It’s really sweet to me.
IT SPEAKS!
Are you TRYING to get the party eaten Jax? Because that is how you get the party eaten.
AKDNHWHWG THE LOSER OF THE ROCK PAPER SCISSORS BEING THE ONE WHO HAS TO STAY WITH JAX I CAN’T
Can we get an ‘F’ in the chat for Zooble?
Oh no now everything’s glitching out
THE MONKEYS!🙌
What IS the deal with this random door??
“Well, b-but, uh- yet you’re still watching it!” AKDNHSHSB the way the Gloink Queen doesn’t deny it.
OH SHIT! The cinematography of Kaufmo landing on the Gloink Queen is SUPER COOL!
“Oh thank god you’re okay! You didn’t experience a game show in there did you?” ALDKDK a reference to my favorite gag in Gooseworx’s animations!
So Pomni DID work here as a human! And I see the head set on her desk! That warning triangle was definitely there for a reason… I wonder why Pomni put it on at work? Was it her last day and she went “fuck it”? Did her company make/acquire the rights to the game and assigned testing it to her?
C&A REMEMBER C&A THAT’S DEFINITELY IMPORTANT
THE VOID
HAVE I COMPLIMENTED THE SOUND DESIGN AND SOUNDTRACK YET BECAUSE THE SOUNDTRACK AND SOUND DESIGN ARE REALLY REALLY GREAT
Woah where is this restaurant? This looks like a nice place to eat! Also I know this is late but what’s with all the mannequins? Are they the NPCs Jax mentioned earlier? I hope we get an episode of the characters in this restaurant because this setting is dope!
“Oh Bubble, you always know how to make me say this exact sentence.” Agnkjrea have I mentioned that this show is comedy gold? Because it is comedy gold.
THE WACKY WATCH AND THE AD HOUUUGH
I hope they make those as merch that
Pomni’s about to SNAP
Wait, Caine tried to make them an exit because he knew they wanted one even if he missed what they meant? That’s actually super wholesome I love him even more now!
I thought there was blood on Bubble’s knife at first but I now see that it’s just reflecting the colors around it
THE ORCHESTRAL RENDITION OF THE OPENING THEME THAT STARTS PIANO PIANO THAT SLOWLY CRESCENDOS YES
In conclusion: EVERYONE WATCH THIS SHOW AND CHECK OUT @gooseworx’s OTHER STUFF NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME I’LL BE SPAMMING MY FOLLOWERS WITH THIS SHOW AND RAIDING THE ONLINE STORE!!!
#I meant to upload this last night but stuff happened and I didn’t want to be up late#*PTERODACTYL SCREECH*#LET’S FREAKING GOOO#I LOVE THIS SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH Y’ALL#I CAN’T WAIT FOR MORE!!!#The Amazing Digital Circus#Live Post
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rewatchin + catchin up on Alien Stage
does anyone remember R O U N D 4 comin out? did i miss it?
is it not avalible in the US or somethin? i feel like im missin somethin?
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If there was a button to shut this all off...
Then why did Hatch want us to go to the heart and put in the code???
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MUMZA!
COMING IN CLUTCH TO SAVE HER HUSBAND AND NIKI!
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you guys wanted me to play this, so here we go!!
🔴 LIVE right now! https://www.twitch.tv/kokopimento
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SO FRANK WAS A DEAD BODY THIS WHOLE TIME????
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MTG Oracle
Magic The Gathering Oracle
Version 1.0.0
by kaosmage
Introduction
This was built to assist with an upcoming play-by-post forum RPG that I have been drunkenly concocting in my spare time that is loosely inspired by the FATE CORE RPG. As a long-time GM of many different groups and playing systems I have honestly found that for something based on a fandom, having an oracle handy really helps out.
Oracles can allow for solo play throughs, which are fun, and even fandom writing challenges. The uses are endless! To help enable a random selection, each category is broken up into groups of 20. This oracle will be updated with some hopefully degree of regularity for content, quality, and re-randomizing.
How to use this guide
As you find yourself in need of a character from magic's history, you can simply use the 'Person' category, select a group that appeals to your needs and then roll a 20-sided die to determine who or in other cases, what, you should go with. For more world-specific lists and interferences check the
Plane category.
And lastly, take this document and make it your own. Spread it around! Add to it! Change it up! Burn it with fire! Do whatever makes your heart happy.
Person
Group A
a person with memory loss, seeking their destiny.
a witch hunter from Innistrad.
a fool that finds themselves wrapped up in a big adventure.
an orphan with a secret.
a wounded healer.
a young planeswalker, who needs guidance.
an old person, on a last quest.
an angry person, looking for a fight.
a person who is questioning their faith.
a ninja from Kamigawa
pick your poison or roll again.
a street brawler from New Capenna.
an innocent person, on the most wanted list.
an heir on the run.
a merchant needing assistance.
lost children.
a friend who hides a betrayal.
a skilled hunter, who found something strange.
a military leader that finds corruption in their order.
self-insert.
Place
Group A
Ravnica.
New Capenna.
Vryn.
a temple.
a plain.
Kaldheim.
a remote place.
Kamigawa.
a shop.
somewhere snowy.
Dominaria
a mountain.
a busy city.
a forest.
Alara.
Innistrad.
a swamp.
Mirrodin.
an island.
pick your poison or roll again.
Thing
Group A
a thopter.
a magical artifact.
device from another world.
forbidden research materials.
memoirs with a clue.
a cursed object that aligns with your least favorite color of magic.
a library of hidden spells.
an empty room.
a stone that is empowered with mana.
a cursed weapon.
a holy weapon.
a symbol of authority.
pick your poison or roll again.
a musical instrument.
a rare item of clothing, found in an unexpected place.
a walking stick.
a journal.
a cooking utensil.
a feather of a rare bird species.
a pile of gold.
Plane
(Coming soon)
Big Bad
Group A
your favorite planeswalker.
misguided scientist.
vampire.
violent cultist.
a rogue planeswalker.
rogue automoton.
a skilled assassin.
Phyrexians.
old god.
a cabal of dark wizards.
paladin with misplaced justice.
angry spirit.
pick your poison or roll again.
shapeshifter.
interplanar consortium of villians. (no, it's not Organization XIII.)
militant religious leader and army of sycophants.
werewolf.
misunderstood teenager.
your least favorite planeswalker.
Eldrazi.
Bonus Nonsense
Group A
it's a love story.
someone returns from the dead.
a powerful spell goes awry.
a secret group is attempting total domination.
lovers to friends to enemies to lovers.
is the most unlikely hero.
a murder mystery.
in-universe spin on a classic fairy tale.
friends to mortal enemies.
a dark force awakens.
planeswalker spark awakens.
a new species is discovered.
a good person becomes corrupted.
fetch quest gone horrible wrong.
friends to lovers.
a hero falls.
spicy torment.
nightmares and dreams.
someone reflects on a long life.
your planeswalker persona makes an appearance.
Changelog
Added Group A 23/08/2022 kaosmage
for https://multiversemayhem.boards.net
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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I was meeting a client at a famous museum’s lounge for lunch (fancy, I know) and had an hour to kill afterwards so I joined the first random docent tour I could find. The woman who took us around was a great-grandmother from the Bronx “back when that was nothing to brag about” and she was doing a talk on alternative mediums within art.
What I thought that meant: telling us about unique sculpture materials and paint mixtures.
What that actually meant: an 84yo woman gingerly holding a beautifully beaded and embroidered dress (apparently from Ukraine and at least 200 years old) and, with tears in her eyes, showing how each individual thread was spun by hand and weaved into place on a cottage floor loom, with bright blue silk embroidery thread and hand-blown beads intricately piercing the work of other labor for days upon days, as the labor of a dozen talented people came together to make something so beautiful for a village girl’s wedding day.
What it also meant: in 1948, a young girl lived in a cramped tenement-like third floor apartment in Manhattan, with a father who had just joined them after not having been allowed to escape through Poland with his pregnant wife nine years earlier. She sits in her father’s lap and watches with wide, quiet eyes as her mother’s deft hands fly across fabric with bright blue silk thread (echoing hands from over a century years earlier). Thread that her mother had salvaged from white embroidery scraps at the tailor’s shop where she worked and spent the last few days carefully dying in the kitchen sink and drying on the roof.
The dress is in the traditional Hungarian fashion and is folded across her mother’s lap: her mother doesn’t had a pattern, but she doesn’t need one to make her daughter’s dress for the fifth grade dance. The dress would end up differing significantly from the pure white, petticoated first communion dresses worn by her daughter’s majority-Catholic classmates, but the young girl would love it all the more for its uniqueness and bright blue thread.
And now, that same young girl (and maybe also the villager from 19th century Ukraine) stands in front of us, trying not to clutch the old fabric too hard as her voice shakes with the emotion of all the love and humanity that is poured into the labor of art. The village girl and the girl in the Bronx were very different people: different centuries, different religions, different ages, and different continents. But the love in the stitches and beads on their dresses was the same. And she tells us that when we look at the labor of art, we don’t just see the work to create that piece - we see the labor of our own creations and the creations of others for us, and the value in something so seemingly frivolous.
But, maybe more importantly, she says that we only admire this piece in a museum because it happened to survive the love of the wearer and those who owned it afterwards, but there have been quite literally billions of small, quiet works of art in billions of small, quiet homes all over the world, for millennia. That your grandmother’s quilt is used as a picnic blanket just as Van Gogh’s works hung in his poor friends’ hallways. That your father’s hand-painted model plane sets are displayed in your parents’ livingroom as Grecian vases are displayed in museums. That your older sister’s engineering drawings in a steady, fine-lined hand are akin to Da Vinci’s scribbles of flying machines.
I don’t think there’s any dramatic conclusions to be drawn from these thoughts - they’ve been echoed by thousands of other people across the centuries. However, if you ever feel bad for spending all of your time sewing, knitting, drawing, building lego sets, or whatever else - especially if you feel like you have to somehow monetize or show off your work online to justify your labor - please know that there’s an 84yo museum docent in the Bronx who would cry simply at the thought of you spending so much effort to quietly create something that’s beautiful to you.
#shut up e#long post#Saturday thoughts#this has been in my drafts for a week haha#also this is the heart of why AI art feels so wrong#forget the discussion of copyright and theft etc - even if models were only trained on public domain they would still feel very wrong#because they’re not art. art is the labor of creation#even commercial art and art commissioned by the popes and kings of history: there is humanity in the labor of it#unrelated: I did not know living in the Bronx was now something to brag about. How the fuck do y’all New Yorkers afford this city???
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#i just want to live somewhere without it being someone elses jurisdiction fuck offff#previously landlord post
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heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.
you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!
#free palestine#itch.io#charity bundle#video games for palestine#palestinian relief bundle#pan talks#just got the email that the project is finally live after a couple tehcnical hiccups and itchio road bumps here and there#they said we could share so i figured i'd post abt it here on tumblr since it appears that they're not on here o7 please boost!#i have a zine in this one but please be sure to check out all of the work
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware#boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu#he’s anything BUT boring#he just doesn’t say shit lmao#fionna and cake#adventure time#atimers#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time fanart#fionna campbell#simon petrikov#princess bubblegum#cake the cat
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Wait... Are we the bad guys????
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Connor: well I think I only have one life
DreamXD: *bap*
Welp
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There goes Connor!
(I think? Idk)
(so I looked, and he should have one more life unless I missed something before today)
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