Can I just say if Batman (from DC) met Hiccup (From HTTYD) he would definitely adopt him. Smart malnourished & neglected child sneaking out at night is sending alarm bells ringing through his mind.
All the women in kortac take one look at König and decided to adopt him no matter if he’s older or younger than them
He’s kind, he’s respectful, and he’s invited to girls night outs/ meetups because no one messes with them when he’s looking over their shoulders terrifying the creeps away
Plus he’s a great bag holder and scouter for stores
Today was best day ever! Renny gave yummy greens and other humans petted me a lot! I lie down in best spot for pets. Humans have to walk around Chewie. No choice but to pet the me (─‿‿─)
I made me very flat for best pets! My favorite spot is all of the me!! Except no touch the back peet please!!
Renny gave me kisses after and said I was good bun! Bestest boy! I did many tooth purrs (๑˘︶˘๑)
[Video description: Chewie, a golden brown rabbit, sitting on a dark rug with his head tilted back. A light-skinned hand appears and pets him. Chewie melts into the rug and tooth purrs. /end]
Can you imagine writing some of the most self indulgent shit ever and it getting so popular you can write as many spin offs as you want and half those spin offs get plays and shit like what
"... W-what?" Okay, this really made Tadano get really flustered. What kind of question and affirmation was that? Either way, the donkey stared with confusion at the ape as his cheeks were really red.
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"Y'know-..." His hand was against the wall near Tadano's head, almost boxing him in save for the other relaxed arm by his side. Something about bullying the donkey was fun for him. Leaning in just a tad more, enough for the exhales through his nostrils to wiggle the other's ears, DK chuckled at the other's expression. "No strings attached~"