#living in nephew

[b0nelessdoodles]

tfw you're three deep in anchordeep and you get the notif that you're baby has been neglected so you turn into a speedrunner to get home

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #sins of the flesh is such a good update i'm living #shoutout to me and my friends that i was streaming to screaming when the notif popped up #we all got cuteness aggression towards when the first egg hatch holy shit #i will draw my sweet baby who is actually my lamb's nephew i think is the right relationship #lamb's husband's brother's kid #anyway i am playing favorites this kid is getting the immortality necklace and everyone else can perish #this game has no business being so fun tbh it is eating my brain

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

When Eddie told Wayne he was dating Steve, he expected him to have a talk with Steve, but he never expected this. He really should have, though.

"There are only three rules to dating my nephew," Wayne said seriously, clasping a hand on his shoulder.

"Oh, here we go," Eddie said rolling his eyes.

"Never expose him to sunlight, never get him wet, and never, ever feed him after midnight," Wayne said.

"Uncle Wayne!" Eddie exclaimed.

"Isn't that the rules from Gremlins?" Steve asked, and Wayne cackled.

"Yeah, he loves that movie," Eddie said, rolling his eyes. "Every time a Gremlin comes on, he goes: 'Look, Eds, it's you!'"

Steve laughed so hard, and when Wayne joined in, Eddie immediately regretted letting them get to know each other. The next time they watched Gremlins, Steve immediately started pointing out the green little monsters like Wayne. His uncle laughed so hard he had to go to the bathroom to puke while Eddie pouted.

"I thought you guys loved me!" Eddie whined.

#stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #stranger things s4 #eddie stranger things #eddie munson lives #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #steddie ficlet #ficlet #wayne munson #he's a good uncle but he's a menace much like his nephew

[applesandpavenders]

#like #admittedly he was a good king we presume #I rooted for him #it’s such a Narnian thing to do #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #long live king frank and queen Helen #the cabbie #tmn #the magicians nephew #aslan #meme

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 139

So. Dan has somehow found a small child. A practically newly born ghostling who had literally fallen right on top of him. A ghostling who had practically formed right above him, far away from nurseries and instead above him of all ghosts? 

Him, the Sunkiller? The Worldeater? Jordan Vladimir FentonNightingale-Foley-Manson? Son of Space and War? Bringer of the End?? Seriously, what the hell! Ghostlings shouldn’t even be able to form within other ghost’s Lairs, and he knew for a fact this wasn’t his own ghostling seeing as he wasn’t interested in such things. 

So here Dan is, feeling more confused than he ever has with a newborn ghostling clinging to him and sobbing in his arms about wanting his dad. What even is his unlife right now.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #dad dan #Phantastic Four #or at least implied lol #The moment Dan learns joker is alive he’s going to do a murder #He’s killed entire worlds before what’s a single mortal #It’s not like his parents or sister will notice a singular mortal dying- and it’s revenge for the ghostling #Dan: I am not attached to this lil shit but if anyone hurts him I will make them wish their death was permanent #Dan when Jason disappears back to the world of the living: WHERE IS MY BOI #Jason when he revives: Where is my dad- wait what dad- wait I have Two dads??? #They get reunited when Jason gets thrown into the Pits #Big Fucking Pit creature emerges from the waters with hair like the flames of the dying suns and eyes as red as blood #the whole Red Hood thing definitely goes differently with Joker dead & Dan there #Dan still refuses to admit that the now-halfa is his kid but the others want to meet their grandson/nephew #I wonder if Bruce knows that Dan is the one who killed joker or if he might’ve been there

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The wife of a famous director had her private TikTok account leaked, which lead to said director’s half sister going on Instagram live with her niece and nephew to ask for privacy.

#dream #text #February 6th 2024 #tiktok #wife #director #famous #half sister #sister #family #instagram #live #instagram live #niece #nephew #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[cogentranting]

Strange New Worlds answered the continuity issue of "if Spock and Uhura served alongside Sam Kirk for years, why didn't either of them react in TOS season 1 when Sam dies?" by saying "because neither of them could stand Sam. Next question."

#star trek #strange new worlds #snw #to be fair that tos episode doesnt even treat Sam's death as sufficient motivation for kirk #and it never bothers to answer what happened to the orphaned nephew #you can assume the nephew lived but they dont actually state it amd they sont tell where he went after that

[add1ctedt0you]

Canonically speaking, jc' reaction to someone he doesn't like/has strong negative feelings towards, because that person was a jerk to his sister, is to regulate his emotions according to how his sister feels. In a jyl lives au, after wwx's return, canon jc is going to his sister, saying something like: 'while I think we should throw at least a cup of tea at him because he left us you and a-ling like that, it's your choice, jin zixuan was your husband. What are we feeling now, jiejie?'

#I was reading a jyl live and in the notes the author wrote: 'I made jc & wwx meeting as painful as possible'. Why would you do that lol. jyl #jzx's wife- is right there. shouldn't she the one to be mad? no obv. she says to jc to back off and stop being a jerk lol #canon jc rebuild his sect and co-raised his wonderful nephew. Without no one but himself. A jc with his sister by is side is the healthiest #dude out there. The fact imo it's that most of jyl lives au aren't about jyl #Her life wasn't about her. Her childhood wasn't about her. Her death wasn't about her #Let at least her survival be about her lmao #jzx should divorce fanon jyl tbh and marry jc lol #Imo it boils down to people thinking that be mad about a loved one's death/lying make you the devil #Which is a bit strange #Or maybe it's that in a jyl lives au you kinda have to acknowledge how hurtful wwx's actions were. A crime in this fandom. #mar!nonsense

[myheadisemptyffonly]

Alphard: Are you gonna make sure nobody picks on your brother?

Sirius: Mhmm

Alphard: You're gonna stick up for him?

Sirius: Yeah

Alphard: What does he have? Do you remember what it's called?

Sirius: Auto-Autumn...

Alphard: Autistic?

Sirius: Autistic!

Alphard: And if kids pick on your brother, what are you gonna do?

Sirius: Kill them

Alphard: ...reasonable

#marauders #sirius black #alphard black #the noble and most ancient house of black #harry potter #regulus black #marauders headcanon #marauders era #Sirius is a good brother #Kinda #regulus deserved better #Alphard is the only healthy role model in his nephews lives and that says a lot about them #sirius is a drama queen #sirius is a little shit #regulus arcturus black #jegulus #sirius and regulus #the black brothers #black brothers #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #source: tiktok

[clown-alchemist]

We all know Scotty's accent is a little silly, a little messy, a little off base...but at least he's trying. Picard is allegedly French.

#love when he goes home #to a nephew with a british accent #and a brother and sister in law with american accents? #in a french vineyard? #like live your lives but what #star trek the next generation #star trek #jean luc picard #captain picard #star trek tos #montgomery scott #scotty's silly little accent

[irregularbillcipher]

the "paul is richie's uncle" headcanon is really cute but i really love it in tandem with the idea that ted is surprisingly involved in his little brother's life while paul is more just vaguely fond of his nephew, but doesn't really know all that much about his friends or his day-to-day life

like, the idea of ted knowing all his geeky little brother's friends really well, like letting them chill in his apartment every now and then to watch movies or driving them home when they have their stupid library study sessions or whatever is already pretty fun, just the idea that the Local Bastard has accidentally and begrudgingly been saddled with these two loser highschoolers because they're his little brother's dweebus friends that he doesn't want to admit he has a soft spot for, but it's made doubly funny if paul just has no idea that his nephew's best friend is the little brother of the Worst Guy In His Office. ted comes over to paul's desk one day with a stack of dog-eared manga like "pete forgot to take these this morning, so you give 'em back to richie for me, okay? also, ruth's right, stein and spirit are definitely fucking and i want him to stop fighting with her about it when i pick 'em up from the library" and paul is just like. okay. i have several questions about this.

#paul: why are you borrowing manga from my nephew #ted: i just told you! i'm sick of him and ruth bitching about it whenever i drive 'em somewhere #ted: and the only way to get richie to shut up when he's arguing about weeb shit is to beat his argument. you know what he's like with anim #paul: yeah ted i do know what he's like with anime. how do YOU know what he's like with anime #ted: well he's been watching it in my fucking living room since he was twelve so i don't have much of a choice now do i #paul: sorry he's been what #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #it's been a decade since i read or watched soul eater btw and i never finished it so take my stein/spirit reference with a grain of salt #i just remember there was an exes vibe. also i think richie agrees he just thinks ruth's specific headcanons are stupid

[king-krisu]

We talk about this a lot atleast irl, but I can't wait for the day my niece or someone maybe gets into Käärijä in like 15 years, just like kids are now getting into old rock bands, and I can tell them what it was like to actually experience everything as it was happening. Like yes we did have a fucking yogurt with his face on it, he had hairspray, you went to London and saw his cumface ad on a bus stop, around nye you couldn't step on the metro without seeing his face on the vuosi vaihtuu ad, during spring facebook marketplace and tori was filled with any neon green item being sold as "Käärijä toilet brush" or "Käärijä bottle opener", when he lost his bolero on the highway it made national headlines, every week you'd hear of yet another small town filled to the brim as he performed at some tiny festival, during Eurovision we dressed our lantern bearers in Helsinki in giant boleros, a presidential candidate referenced him as like the 8th word in his opening speech, he really was fucking everywhere. Like how crazy that all of us got into this as it all started and we've seen these updates live as they come

#gonna tell my nieces and nephews about the kaivohuone show as if it were queen at live aid 1985 #yeah kids he came to do cha cha cha in the crowd with us!! #gonna recite bojere lore as if its scriptire i swear to god #'so on the original nordic tour september of 2023' and theyll groan like yeah mf we know #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #cha cha cha

[evakant]

A-Ling, do you know what it was that made me lose hope completely? It wasn't because in his mind, I was less than nothing to him when compared to Jin Zixuan, or that he took back Mo Xuanyu, or that he wouldn't even let me hold you, or that he tried every possible way to make me a mere figurehead.

#theuntamededit #mdzsedit #cqledit #the untamed #jin ling #qi peixin #dailyasiandramas #cdrama #cdramaedit #fdstuff #qi peixin got so into the part he said damn right i'm my jiujiu's nephew and acted his ASS off. just like wang zhuocheng #like expression of all fucking time. can you believe??? can you believe?? a microsecond that lives in my head rent free #idk why it took me so long to gif it #fragifs #tvedit #tvgifs #tv #i wanted the text on the gif but didn't know how to do it so i settled for this. i don't love it but it is what it is

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Wayne was staying with a friend who, unfortunately, couldn't house anyone else, so Eddie would have to continue to stay with Steve while they waited for their new place to be ready. Neither one of them was complaining about it. Wayne decided to prepare Steve for living with Eddie.

"You should know that once he's all healed up, he's probably going to go back to sleepwalking. He does some pretty weird shit when he sleep walks," Wayne said.

"Like what?" Steve asked.

"Oh, you'll find out, son," Wayne replied with a smirk.

"Wait, does this have anything to do with the fact that at the trailer, his lock for his bedroom was on the outside of his door?" Steve asked.

"You'll find out," Wayne smirked and left. "Remember, never wake a sleep walker."

"Okay, that wasn't cryptic at all," Steve said and brought it up with Eddie.

"Oh, yeah, I have no idea what that's about. He's always said he doesn't tell me because he doesn't want to embarrass me," Eddie said, narrowing his eyes. "It makes me wonder if he's fucking with me. I don't think I sleep walk at all."

Shortly after he healed up enough, Steve quickly found out that Eddie did, in fact, sleep walk. Steve had gotten up in the middle of the night to get himself a drink of water when he found Eddie standing behind the kitchen island. He wasn't wearing a shirt, and Steve hoped he wasn't completely naked.

"Just shopping," Eddie said in a thick country accent, his eyes closed.

"Shopping?" Steve couldn't help but ask.

"Baby got bit," Eddie said.

"The baby got bit?" Steve asked, smiling.

"By bat," Eddie said.

"Whose baby?" He asked.

"Our Dusty," Eddie said. "Need meds."

"Well, you don't have to worry about that. I found the ointment and put it on the baby. He's sleeping peacefully. If you go to bed now, I'll show you the cutest little hat Grandpa Wayne bought for Dusty," Steve said, struggling not to laugh.

"Mkay," Eddie said.

He moved out from behind the island and started moving out of the kitchen. Yeah, Eddie was stark naked. Steve tried not to look at his ass as he walked behind him to follow him up the stairs, picking Eddie's discarded clothes as he did so. He followed him into his mother's bedroom and watched as Eddie slipped on one of his mother's flowery nightgowns that she never wore and then fell face forward onto his parents' bed. Steve grinned. He could undress him, put his clothes back on him, and bring him back to his room, or he could leave him there. Steve decided to leave him.

"Quick question," Steve said when he called Wayne.

"He slept walked?" Wayne chortled.

"Yeah, why the hell didn't you warn me that he would do it completely naked?" Steve asked.

"Shit, he usually wears his boxers," Wayne said.

"I guess he did that special just for me," Steve said sarcastically.

"Guess so," he cackled.

"You're a menace," Steve said.

"You know, one time I caught him halfway through the park trying to lure a feral raccoon so he could breastfeed the damn thing. Luckily, I caught him before he could get rabies. I put a lock on the door after that, one of those where you leave the key in the lock," Wayne said.

"Last night, he was shopping for medicine because our baby Dusty got bit by a bat," Steve said.

"Boy must be baby crazy. Well, I figure he's your problem now, son," Wayne said.

"Thanks," Steve replied.

Eddie stumbled in, still wearing his mother's dress.

"What the fuck happened last night?" Eddie asked.

"You slept walked," Steve replied.

"I did not! You take that back!" Eddie shrieked.

"You did. You went shopping in my kitchen completely naked and then put on my mother's dress," Steve said.

"Yeah, right," Eddie scoffed.

"Well, what do you think happened? Do you think that tiny elves kidnapped you, brought you to my mother's room, undressed you, and put my mother's dress on you?"

". . .yes."

Steve groaned and slapped his hand to his face.

"Good luck, you're going to need it," Wayne laughed before hanging up the phone.

Eddie started twirling and squatting right in front of him.

"Ooh, I like the way it swooshes around my legs. I wonder if they have this in black," Eddie said and leaned all the way over to look under the dress, his hair falling forward.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Steve asked.

"Trying to see if I can suck my own dick," Eddie said.

Steve looked at him in disbelief. It was hard to believe that he was going to spend the rest of his life with this guy. He was going to be a part of his life whether Eddie wanted him romantically or platonically. It was going to happen.

Part Two

#stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things s4 #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson lives #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #steddie fanfiction #a little bit of a crack fic #wayne munson #he's a good uncle but he's a menace much like his nephew

[notedgyanymore]

Danny has disappeared leaving Amity Park overrun with ghosts, the city is now abandoned and the Fenton portal has been destroyed but because of the huge almost of ambient ectoplasm caused by it, new natural portals are formed every day, the only people present in the area currently are ghost hunters who keep the problem from further spreading. The justice league has decided not to interfere on the basis that non-powered ghost hunters could do the job just as well without the risk of becoming dangerous themselves by possession. It seemed that everyone had given up on Amity Park, given up on Danny, but Wes never forgot and now that he lives in Gotham he might find a clue that every one else missed.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #wes weston #dp fic prompt #Some extra stuff! #The government wasn't very helpful to the people who lost their homes #Wes and his family are now living with Jim Gordon because their house in Amity Park got destroyed. #Jim is Wes's Uncle. #Wes is pretty well-known by the bats #not only is he Gordon's nephew but also an amateur detective who sticks his nose in places that he shouldn't.

[allgremlinart]

i love aus where jet lives because what would everyone else think about the post canon jetko situationship

Jet Lives is the funniest version of events quite frankly only because it'd be incredibly awkward for him to interact with ANY of our main characters post-canon like. There is not a situation he could walk into that would not be made weirder by him being there.

Which is why post-canon jetko is so choice because. Everyone is so caught up processing their OWN weird feelings about Jet's continued inexplicable survival it's like they probably wouldn't notice until they walked in on them. And even then it's like. Can we have a second ?

I think the only person who'd be genuinely happy about this development tho is Aang because he's an Ally and believes in love and wants his weird older sister figure (Zuko) to find contentment (that is NOT what he found)

#would Iroh be more or less averse to this developing post-canon than in BSS ..? #like... ok... this still probably wont work out great for his nephew.. and now this kid has a rattail too thats weird... #like realistically he wouldnt notice. because he lives. across the ocean. but #allgremlinasks #jetko #atla

[scaryvampirelady]

yellowjackets girls i am shocked and appalled at the lack of akilah content. where is the fanart of my daughter and her mouse

#shes spending her winter psychosis tenderly caring for a mouse and living for her nephew #yellowjackets #akilah yellowjackets