for @sniperviper! You know he had to do it do em (drippy as hell)
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Ghost: They’re dead, Johnny…
Soap: What…? What do you mean dead?
Ghost: Listen- I tried but they just went out of my sight and I-
Soap: WHO’S DEAD, GHOST?
Ghost: MARSHALL
Soap: WHO THE FUCK IS MARSHALL?
Ghost: YOUR LIZARD…?
Soap: …
Ghost: Gaz told me-
(Soap snort)
Ghost: Fucking Hell-
Soap: Listen, it was funny
Ghost: HE MADE ME TAKE CARE OF A STUPID LIZARD AND MY DUMBASS DID IT THINKING IT WAS YOURS
Soap: That’s cute
Ghost: When I’m finished with Gaz I’m coming to get you, so run
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The hot new Tumblr meme was a monitor lizard breaking into someone's house and transitioning.
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