#ljy + chicken

[twistedappletree]

Sect Leader Jingyi has his own ducklings now~ 😌✨🐥

#fic musings #fic wip #disclaimer that jin zihao is an OC junior made for plot purposes #also you just can’t convince me that LJY would EVER be a serious sect leader lmaooo #he’d be like ‘get in losers we’re going night hunting’ then takes all the juniors out for wine and chicken 😭 #also laughing bc this scene is when LSZ comes back after 3 years #and LJY spent all that time gassing him up to JZH #the gets salty when JZH is all star struck meeting LSZ for the first time like P L S #this AU is seriously SO fun to write lmaooo #disclaimer that JZH isn’t actually a brat despite having our favorite moody mistress as a sect leader 💀 #subject to change during editing

[soursoppi]

finally finished!!!

Row 3: LJY/monkey - JL/dog - JZX/chicken - JYL/pig

<< Row 1 | <<Row 2

#Lan Jingyi #Jin Ling #Jin Zixuan #Jiang Yanli #MDZS #Mo Dao Zu Shi #zodiac series #now to attempt to make it into washi haha

[mhaynoot]

mmmmmgmhm kdj and loving his kids, loving his kids so so much, and wanting to tell them "im sorry" and how he wanted to watch them as they grew up, and be by their side and how everyday his thoughts are dyed with their faces upturned to look at him with the myriad of expressions of happiness, sadness, joy, pain and so much life. and he wants them to know he will always love them in his hypocritical way, and, for the burden of that cruelty, he's sorry that his was a love he can only fill with sacrifice and pain and something deeply terrible.

kdj and his selfish love and how he wants to tell them "im sorry" and how he really did want to live in a big house with them and want to eat chicken and pizza and cola and go to a pc bang and laugh with them as they ate barbeque at the han river. how he wants to go to their graduations and watch as they grow old by their sides. and how he wants to tell them of how much he loves them and how much affection fills his chest whenever he sees their bright eyes and smiles but the words will always be tangled in his mouth and trapped in the silence of a unwieldy pain. like thorns, the words remain in the back of his throat, struggling and turning and twisting. nothing leaves because he has nothing but silence to fall back on, nothing but his own memories and lacking ghostly apparitions he finds there.

he is kdj and kdj is a being loved at a distance. someone who went through life loved from far away. where he only knew of life as one being loved with a prison glass wall between mother and son and having this one true connection be one marred in violence born and violence led and being victims and being so so hurt and saved by love. of being protected and doomed by love. and so he loves from a distance, affection always always true but forever left hidden behind his evermore wall.

kdj and how he wants to tell his kids "im sorry" and "i love you" and how he never can but still. but still, he wants to selfishly pave a path to their happy ending, to let them live a life fufilled, and to have the experience of growing up happy. he wants to protect them always and to give them a world where they, at the very least, won't ever be lonely and alone. to stroke their heads with his wounded hands and guard their precious hearts with the knowledge that no matter what they will always have someone beside them whether it be ysa, hsy, lhs, ljy, his mother, and yjh. they will have so many beside them, to hold their equally wound-marred hands and pat their lovely heads when his disappears. he wants them to know that they will never ever be lonely kids left to the mundane cruelty of an uncaring world that closes its eyes to their injustice. that they will be cared for, they will be loved and they will be protected even in a world left marred by his cruel and selfish sacrifice. and, one day, long after his avatar disappears and he is gone to the stardust and any hopes of replacing him is lost, and one day they too can let go of the guilt of omelas and they can live happily. he hopes his missing shadow will be something they can uncast with a world of happiness and a future reassured of love and family.

so, kdj and how he can only say "im sorry" but never "i love you" and will always leave with a silent "good bye". but now, as the train continues on and his stardust flutters to the end of fairy tales, he can't say any of them anymore and so closes his eyes and dreams. he hopes they do not resent him too much unforgivable as he is but accepts it even if they do. after all, his love for them will be one of eternity.

#orv spoiler #kim dokja #kim dokja and his kids #hawrites #going to go throw myself into the ocean and cry #long post

[coffeeandritalin]

So I was going through CQL/BTS clips on YouTube (as one does) and came across this clip (provided by Brother Gua) and finally saw the lasagna line with my own eyes. Now, I do not know where this person pulls his clips from, but it's safe to say it's not Netflix or Viki.

I only mention the different streaming services because I understand that translation is a series of choices - which is why translations will differ depending on where the media is being consumed from. (Note: Netflix simply translates this line to "You're surrounding him." / I'm too lazy to look it up on Viki right now.)

But why... why did this translator make this particular choice?

What WWX says here is: 跟叠罗汉似的 (gēn diéluóhàn shì de)

叠罗汉 = human pyramid (or pyramid in the context of sports acrobatics)

If I were to translate the line, it would be, "Like a human pyramid... / It's like you're a human pyramid..." (Note: Mandarin is my second language, but I am only fluent enough to survive - so please don't come at me for my poor translation abilities.)

千层面 = lasagna

Just... why are we bringing lasagna into this? I admit that I don't know my Chinese history all that well, and I am well aware this is a fictional story in a fantasy China... but does lasagna exist here!? Like can we get a scene of LJY stuffing his face with lasagna instead of chicken?

The idea here is that the Lans are acting as a human shield for WWX. Is lasagna really an ideal shield in this situation? In this situation - where the weapon of choice is a sword. And in which lasagna is very easily pierced by sharp objects. Are we sure we want to use lasagna as the translation choice here?

Anyway... I have no point with this. This was just a 1am craze-induced rant about a translation choice that I find beyond amusing.

#why lasagna? #cql #the untamed #there is no purpose to this post #i was just highly amused by the lasagna choice #i should probably go to sleep... am i going to? probably not

[chalkrevelations]

An umpty-billion years ago I was tagged by @adanima for this, and I always meant to get back to it, so here we are, finally. As ever, I am a terrible correspondent, but fingers crossed, I'll manage some responses:

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I'm only including things from my Tumblr era - there are things in various cracks and crannies that have been languishing for literal decades now, but we're not going to talk about those. Arranged by fandom:

The Untamed

jin ling/lan jingyi fml

jl/ljy fod

no jin juniors for hanguang-jun

Bad Buddy

waikorn no-homo fixit

waikorn gay chicken

waikorn only one bed

waikorn subkorn

waikorn threesome fu mark pakin

waikorn RO3

Kinnporsche TS

vp hanahaki

vp arranged marriage

vp age regression

nobody talks everybody walks

I can't possibly tag this many people, and I think most people have done this already, but @fairandfatalasfair took me up on this, so I'm lobbing the ball in that direction.

#fic? #fic

[llycaons]

final tallies: various

1. improbable professions for lwj

pirate lord

mafia boss

crime lord

matchmaker

wrestler

idol

fanfiction writer who bases his fics off his real life romantic experiences

youtuber

model

rockstar

illegal racecar driver

radio DJ

sports commenter

erotic romance writer (actually...I could see this)

businessman

CEO

tattoo artist

international spy

assassin

cheerleader

motorcycle racer

shakespearean actor

reddit poster (not as a job, just in general)

American football player

creator of audio-only  asmr porn videos in which he quietly directs you through getting yourself off before telling you a bedtime story (???)

contestant on the bachelor

reality TV contestant

2. inspired by lesbianstorm, tally of characters I’ve seen jc shipped with (minus all the incest pairings, but some the age gap ones are wild). shockingly long list despite his chronically bitchless canon status

nhs

su she

jin zixuan

lqr (???)

lwj

lxc

mianmian

qin su

wen qing

wen ning

nmj

wen chao

wrh

cssr

jgy

xue yang

“everyone”

some guy from scum villain

the yin tiger tally/stygian tiger amulet

the reader

wang lingjiao

song lan

mu qing

anger management

wzl

‘being a karen’

ljy

3. things that suibian, chenqing, and other weapons/instruments have been in fics

chickens

dinosaurs

cats

rabbits (of course)

racing cars

motorcycles

spaceships

horses

gundam mechs

daemons

#ficblogging

[ruanbaijie]

the holy trinity

#魔道祖师 #mdzsnet #fytheuntamed #mdzsedit #theuntamededit #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #guo cheng #*gifs #mdzs gifs #junior trio #ljy + chicken #*iii

[stiltonbasket]

egg!Jingyi is rolling around and gets cornered by a chicken? lxc finds him a couple of hours later, snuggled up under the chicken. The chicken is convinced that the egg is hers. He has to get her some alternative egg-seeming objects to go broody on instead.

Lan Xichen: Madam Hen, forgive me for intruding, but that egg really is my son ;-;

Chicken:

#asks #dragon!nmj au #chicken knows that human babies are born and not hatched #she will NOT surrender this enormous but no doubt adorable bby chick #lxc has to bribe her with some orphaned baby ducklings before she gives ljy back

[zhuilingyizhen]

Heyya~ What is the strangest couple you can think of ? Either based on the characters themselves or only their mindsets, that's up to you 😁

honestly there’s no ship too strange in this fandom. chicken x ljy should be mainstream and i’m offended it isn’t.

seriously tho, idk. most ships are either somehow ship-able or notps. anyone have any lol?

#lan jingyi #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #cql #the untamed #chicken x ljy #ljy x chicken #lan jingyi likes chicken nuggets #chicken #ask #kuroni-rainbow #kuroni rainbow

[nowandforalways]

Alright it’s an old meme but I’m jumping on it. Characters from The Untamed as things me and my friends have said:

Wei Wuxian - “It’s illegal for me to drink. It’s NOT illegal for me to get possessed by a demon!”

Lan Wangji - “Okay when I give a look it’s never intentional, it’s just cause my monkey brain has complete control of my face”

Wen Ning - “Your decomposition process is going to be wack”

Nie Huisang - I’m trying to listen but I’m scheming, sorry”

Jiang Cheng - “If I had a three year old child who wouldn’t stop poking me, I would put it in the trash can”

Lan Sizhui - “I would sleep with me at night like a teddy bear!”

Lan Jingyi - “The other day I cut myself when I was chopping up chicken and I didn’t put a bandaid on it cause I live life on the edge��

Jin Ling - “It's not complaining, it's reminiscing in an angry sort of way”

Jin Guangyao - “Oh I’m willing to stab”

Wen Qing - “I’ll break a couple of your ribs very affectionately”

#the untamed #cql #yeah so my friends and i are weird #time to tag all these fools #wwx #sunshine boy #lwj #headband man #wn #world’s cutest zombie #nhs #mr fan #jc #the purple one™️ #lsz #a perfect boy #ljy #chicken nugget #jl #pretty pretty princess #jgy #cute but sketchy #wq #scary lady doctor

[lee-luca]

Mo Dao Zu Shi: JingYi ‘s unchanging love

I...have nothing to say in my defence.  m(_ _)m

#MDZS #Mo Dao Zu Shi #Lan JingYi #ZhuiYi #ljy has two hands #but one of them is already full #of chicken wings #if anyone is confused #by why i drew what i drew in each panel #just ask haha #why isn't this post showing up in tags either ;-; #in which i finally draw jl #comic #2019 #digital #PaintTool SAI #my art #fanart

[dimpled-gummy-smiles]

Celebration

Because my son deserves a birthday even though the author didn't give him one.

This post is dedicated for his birthday.

A/N: There is a lot of OOC in this one that I cannot even fathom what the hell im writing anymore. I’m sorry, chicken nugget.

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- ljy sees countless of birthday celebrations. First it was senior wei's birthday. He was tasked with spending time with wwx so as to distract him. And then it was a surprise party. "Happy birthday, weiying." "Happy birthday, senior Wei." Cloud Recesses might have allowed Emperor's Smile that day. Lqr avoided the party although he did wish wwx a happy birthday before disappearing.

- Then it was jc birthday. Wwx remembered the birthday and he kept mumbling something along the line of whether he should or should not bother jc. Wwx looked at lsz and ljy and asked them to follow him shopping.

- it was jl birthday after. He was to spend time with jl away from lotus pier. Also to bring fairy along so wwx will have a piece of mind when decorating the party. "Take that thing away."

- jl had asked ljy when is his birthday. Ljy didn't answer. The trip was quiet the whole time.

- ljy was quiet. Lsz knew somehing was wrong. They grew up together. It was weird to see a quiet ljy.

- Then lsz remembered. Birthday. His was start of the year. Senior wei was in October, along with Zewu jun. All the birthdays but not one can he remember that they celebrated ljy. lsz felt bad all of a sudden. Knowing all the countless birthdays and not once was for ljy. he didtnt even know when his birthday was.

- lsz consulted the two older lans. they too cannot remember when the boy was born. was he that unimportant that no one can remember his birthday? so lsz decides to create a birthday for his best friend.

- lsz gathered wwx for help. Lwj was in it too.

- lwj was tasked to the kitchen because Lord knows how much spices wwx would add to the dishes. So wwx ends up with the decorations. And occasionally summoning wen ning to help.

- lsz thinks it's time for him to accompany ljy out instead. Lwj had given them enough money to walk around before coming home at the designated time.

- lsz blindfolds ljy and leads him to the main hall. “what is this?!” “quiet. i have a surprise for you.” ljy nods and then trusts his best friend, following him.

- lsz takes off the blindfold and ljy opens his eyes to be greeted by all his friends.

- “Happy birthday, kiddo~” “Happy birthday, jingyi~” “You didn’t tell me it was your birthday!” Because ljy didnt know.

- he just stared at everyone. he looked at the probably-once-in-a-lifetime colourful main hall. the decorations. the food on the table.

- “aww~ don’t cry~” wwx cooed.

- “I... I... I-” and then lsz just stuffed ljy mouth with a drumstick. “don’t say anything, and enjoy your birthday.” and everyone laughed.

- today is 5th december. it marks ljy’s birthday.

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this was totally done with a half-medicated mind. I was to publish this earlier but it was incomplete. i have a mild headache but ill do anything for my son.

so happy birthday, sunshine ljy.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mdzs #lan jingyi #ljy #chicken nugget #trashfic #lsz #wwx #lwj #kidtrio

[incorrect-untamed]

LJY: I could really go for some blow dried chicken right now

WWX:

WWX: what

LSZ: He means air fried

#old man wwx hasn’t been keeping up with the times #I suppose death does that #the untamed #chen qing ling #mo dao zu shi #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect mdzs #lan jingyi #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan sizhui #junior quartet #fav

[crossdressingdeath]

I seen people saying they are worried that the chicken scene may not be in the donghua. But unless I'm forgetting something, isn't the chicken scene CQL only? WHY would anyone expect it to be in the donghua?

It's from the novel. LWJ, having heard all of WWX's stories about the shit he used to get into as a kid and wanting desperately to have a similar experience with him, gets drunk and ends up wandering the city they're in. He steals chickens and jujubes (which, side note, I am always startled to remember are in fact fruits and not just a delicious type of candy) and graffitis a post with "LWJ was here" and makes WWX add "WWX was here" and it is... fucking precious. CQL does not do it justice one bit. WWX spends the whole time trying to stop him before he gets caught and failing, although LWJ still manages to avoid getting caught somehow, despite being stupidly drunk. Precious, darling man just wanted to get up to some Shenanigans with his boyfriend!

...If you're talking about the scene where LSZ shoves a piece of chicken into LJY's mouth to shut him up before he says something that causes problems when you say "chicken scene" that is also from the novel. It is generally a safe bet that if a CQL scene is good it's probably from the novel, except the one where WQ pretty much tells JC to get fucked because there's no way in hell she's marrying him (because the novel didn't bother with the pointless remnants of a scrapped love triangle and so JC's creepy crush doesn't exist; as much as I hate him I do have to say that CQL kind of did him dirty with his obsession with a woman he's barely talked to because while JC is an awful person he's not a creep like that, he'll kill her but he won't do the "marry me or die" D-list villain routine).

#mdzs #cql negativity #(a bit anyway) #lan wangji #asks #anon

[madtomedgar]

#5 with WWX, JC, JYL, JFM and YZY

#3 with LWJ, LXC, LQR, LSZ and LJY

On the run from corrupt authority figures with:

1. Wei Wuxian. He's got a pretty good track record here, and I could get along with him if necessary.

2. Yu Ziyuan. Provided it's not *my* fault that we're doing this, I want to be with someone who has a PhD in kicking ass and taking names in case we get into a tight spot, to maximize my chances of getting out alive. I am not her kid, her "kid," or her husband, and am happy to ride the "men are trash" train to keep her happy.

3. Jiang Yanli. Easy to get along with, comes with free soup, BUT. Has little to no skills in this area and a lot of Feelings. So like... sadly, probably more work for me, but I wouldn't mind because she's great.

4. Jiang Fengmian. Look the man ran right into a potentially deadly situation and got killed in like. 30 seconds because Honor or something. Like he's probably pretty chill and easygoing but he's also... not necessarily good at this, y'know.

5. Jiang Cheng. I feel like after a day and a half on the road with him I'd turn my own self in because then at least I wouldn't be stuck in a motel 6 with him anymore. Not because he's Bad he's just... look we'd fucking kill each other ok.

In a car chase with:

So am I chasing them? Are they chasing me? Are we in the same car and being chased? Or chasing? I don't have a license so I'm assuming we are in the same car and it's the Lans so we're probably being chased.

1. Lan Wangji. This boy can get good and mad if he wants to and do crazy shit! He also probably is an excellent driver. Which means that he will both not crash our car and drive fast and nuts enough for us to actually get away.

2. Lan Xichen. Good driver! Wouldn't glare daggers at me constantly! Would probably not want to break any laws and worry about harming others too much, but will also be pretty good at losing the other car by hiding/stealth, so we won't die! Yay!

3. Lan Jingyi. I know what you're thinking. But. He's nuts. He is a masshole at heart. He's going to be the worst and most confident driver on the road. He thinks sidewalks are an extra lane. And most people know not to fuck with crazy. He's going to win that game of chicken. Assuming we don't crash, we get away.

4. Lan Sizhui. Lan Sizhui wouldn't actually so much participate as throw me the phone and ask me to text Hanguang-jun or Wen Ning a red alert, and then Wen Ning would t-bone whoever was chasing us. So, we live!

5. Lan Qiren. He would absolutely refuse to break any traffic laws, use his turn signal, go under the speed limit... Yeah we're getting caught in like 5 minute.

#untamed stuff #long post

[three--rings]

MDZS Donghua Reaction

S3 ep 4

It’s 3AM, I went to bed early and now I can’t sleep.  So it’s time.

I’m not the biggest fan of Donghua!WWX and his ultra-sillyness, but LWJ just smiling at his antics is the best. 

Yunping City?  Are we skipping a huge amount?  Oh no, it’s Cabbage Guy!  His Cabbages!!

Aww the casual arm on LWJ’s shoulder! 

And I get the feeling the donghua team ships JL/LJY with how much bickering they’re putting in. 

So yeah we’re just suddenly at the Guanyin Temple?  I’m so confused.  Cause the only way they know about that is from JGY’s treasure room.  How WEIRD that they put in WWX having visions from the temple like that.  Because in the novel he gets the flashback from interacting with the burned corpses of the courtesans that come out of the dug up burial pit.  He’s a necromancer, not just, like...psychic!

Okay the little kid scene has got me all choked up, which I’m aware is blatant manipulation by having them be mean to the YLLZ and LWJ helping him up and are those loquats?  (Speaking of which I bought loquat jam while I was in Hawaii but I haven’t tried it.  Still don’t think I’ve ever seen a loquat.)

WWX holding onto LWJ’s arm like an Entire Girl, OMG.

And the wine-seller scene.  LWJ’s expression when WWX gives his last name as Lan, hahaha!  And...I’m not sure if this is having WWX accidentally give him wine instead of LWJ drinking it intentionally or instead of doing it on purpose to question him...

Honestly this is both delightful and frustrating because of how they’re changing things without seemingly good reason.  IDK.   I guess I’ll see.  I do love Drunk!LWJ still being totally badass and ALSO being able to tell WWX was faking. 

Ep 5

Drunk LJY is fantastic.  And OMG that’s not a chicken leg, that’s like a turkey leg, haha. 

Not as much commentary cause I’m just sucked into this ep.  But I see they did keep MXY’s alleged harrassment of JGY in, instead of changing it like CQL.  Though the donghua never erased MXY’s cutsleeve-ness, just downplayed it.  Oh god, the squabbling geese!  Classic!

And they got even more explicit with the declaration that he’s moved on from JGY to LWJ.  AND LWJ teases him about it!!  Amazing!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs donghua #threerings' reactions