Honestly, if Jkk aren't a thing, then they are more delusional than us. It would be really baffling to me if they hadn't at least tried to be with each other, at least in a sexual way, the chemistry and the tension between them is sooo palpable. Someone should tell them in that case that they are basically an old married couple atp and should buy a house in Santa Monica and live happily there
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Do you ever suck on your own tit?
they’re too fat for that ://
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November 2023 // {June 2011 • July 2015 • December 2018}
also. ALSO. pause these endless huevembers for one second because itsssss—
Redraw The Same Picture of Taci + Neo O’Clock !
woo!!! this is edition FOUR over the years! I have included obviously the prior three and I have included them in this order because, if you’re like me, it is a lot of fun to click back and forth between the most recent and the first version and compare and contrast. click it. do it. do it back and forth. I WANT you to. fgkgkfk
My old art does make me cringe into oblivion just like anyone BUT I doooo love it actually bc 1) I cannot believe I’ve been drawing the same people for soooo long and 2) I LOVE the choices baby april makes in her pictures like right here, Can’t draw a hand?? Don’t even hide the hands strategically!! Just Make A Nub!
Tory belongs to @fenixethekid as everrrr and Maci and this TEENIEST TINIEST NEO WHO IS A WHOLE TEENAGER NOWADAYS AAHHHHH belongs to meeeeee
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y’all know my ex roommate never called me for my birthday
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👩, 👨, and 📜 from the family related one. Love your reply to my previous one, mun (the one about how Viren's mother acts while his father isn't around, hit a little too close to home there for me ngl)
👩 - What was the relationship with your mother like? Why is it like that?
"My relationship with my mother was...quaint. She wasn't terrible, by any means, she was merely-- disappointing. I felt as though, time and time again she would lure me into feeling safe around her. Feeling as though I could speak with her about my hopes and dreams, only to discover that...she did not embrace them as a mother should. She was a puppet to my father, and even with all of her false displays of affection and support-- she could not protect me from the overwhelming force that was her husband. She would not stand up to him when he forced his own hopes and dreams onto me, and thus-- drowned my own.
I...do miss her from time to time, however. With how close Harrow was to his parents, it's difficult not missing such affection but-- then I remember what it was like at her side. What it was like watching her grow smaller and smaller as my anger grew and-- well...it's not worth speaking about anymore."
👨 - What was the relationship with your father like? Why is it like that?
"My father and I did not get along. He wanted a child so that he could have another puppet. Another source of feed for his massive ego. My love and passion for Dark Magic emerged early in my life, and seeing as he was a man of the church-- our relationship simply...vanished. We were no longer son and father, but enemies. We could never see eye-to-eye, we fought all the time, he often tried to hide me away from the 'friends' he made at the church-- I was his burden to carry and nothing more. Our relationship existed in such a way for the sole reason that he could not let go of his useless ideals. He could not see reason or see anything beyond what he wanted to see and out of everyone I have known in my life-- I am glad that he is dead."
📜 - What kinds of lessons were you taught as a child?
"Not very good ones-- one lesson that I remember fondly, is being told that everything in our life is orchestrated by the gods. We are to behave as they have willed it, so that we can enter their good graces and find ourselves nestled within their bosom upon our passing. As such, I was taught to stay in line. To obey when I was commanded, no matter what."
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shoutout to neopets economics
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Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle
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