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ghastlyfilters · 1 year

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𝐇𝐂𝐒 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 !!

pairing(s): implied randy meeks, billy loomis, mickey altieri + stu macher x gn!reader

warning: none, though some hcs that i have written might be a little modern than others!

RANDY

• Idc what y’all say, this man is OBSESSED with Funko Pops.

• Honestly, I feel that he’s well aware of the fact that he has an interest for collector’s items.

• Bro.. he would squeal if you took him to places like HMV or Hot Topic.

• When he was informed that the Video Store (his workplace) would begin to sell some Funkos of infamous movie characters since that was literally the whole theme of the place, he died off. HE. DIED. OFF.

• Billy and Stu have occasionally dropped by to rent some more horror movies, also teasing him about the pops and telling the whole store it was a.. kink? More Stu’s bad way of putting it, shall we say..

“Can you take their clothes off?” Stu asked curiously.

Randy began to get flustered as Stu proceeded to take the small statue out of the box, knowing he’d get another harsh telling off if his boss found out it was Randy’s “friends” ruining stock.

“They’re plastic dumbass,” Billy remarked. “It’s practically molded onto their figure.”

“Can you guys please sto-”

Stu snorted. “Well you can take the clothes off Barbie dolls and shit like that, can’t you? They even have parts.. uh- you know?”

“Wha- no, these aren’t like that-”

Randy was cut off once again as Billy spoke up and wrinkled his nose in disgust at the taller male. “You really stripped the clothes off of dolls just to investigate when you were a kid?”

Randy and Billy both shared the same look as Stu grinned wickedly.

…

And then it came. “Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.” Yep. Classic Stu.

• Wherever this mf goes, he always ends up eating a bag of potato chips. Nor you or his friends know where he pulls them from, but he does, he just does..

BILLY

• There is so much I could say about Billy Boy here..

(He’d most likely tell you to go fuck yourself if you called him that. Well, depending on who you are lmao)

• If you are the kind of person who loves that shitty trending pop music, you are probably better off hanging out with Stu for the day. Because Billy HATES it.

• He’s not particularly into heavy metal, i’d say more grunge. Stu bullies him for it but gets an ass whooping later so, eh.

• If he gets woken up in the middle of the night, he’s one cranky fucker about it. This man prioritises his sleep. He almost broke the cable to the house phone after Stu kept calling him one night, complaining on how he couldn’t sleep and that he wanted to go somewhere. After Billy not being able to get back into dreamland, he gave in. Pretty sure Stu ended up choosing the McDonald’s drive thru, much to Billy’s annoyance.

(That shit happens way too often but hey, who doesn’t like late night drives?)

• Billy wants a piercing but at the same time, he doesn’t? He’s not sure if he can really commit to it or not, but he does think people with piercings are cool!

• Plus his Dad would probably kick him out over something as stupid as that. Billy would just tell him to get bent either way lol.

• He can be quite a germaphobe. Sick people scare the living FUCK out of him.

• You have a cold? Aw, pity. DO. NOT. APPROACH. BILLY. LOOMIS.

• Stu accidentally sneezed on him once and Billy literally felt his heart stop. He showered about three times that day.. maybe more? Fuck knows, man.. 😭

MICKEY

• Something about him and the song Paparazzi.. IDK WHAT IT IS BUT IT JUST.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

• He’s very open about his opinions, as we all know. If you dissed his fav movie or TV show, bam bam bitch he’s gonna answer you and he ain’t gonna be so fucking nice about it.. 🫡

• Literal Beyoncé stan. I swear whenever her music is playing and y’all are at a party, he def wants to have a lil boogie with you.

• Mickey is the one person you know to have a weird, WEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIRRRRRD obsession with black coffee..

HE LOVES IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH, YK?

• You, Mickey and Randy were all out at the mall once and some little girl ran up to him saying he looked like Edward Cullen?

Randy just had no idea how kids had the balls to say whatever the fuck they wanted, meanwhile Mickey didn’t know whether to take it as an insult or not..

“Vampires who sparkle like a fucking Hello Kitty sticker? Wow, new name for ya, Mick..” You giggled.

• Really spoiled, bratty girls with all their designer gear is a big no no for him, he just hates them.. 😭

• You catch him watching all the true crime documentaries. He even has books about America’s most popular serial killers. TONS, of books.

STU

• This man, THIS MAN RIGHT HERE FOLKS!!

• Stu is literally every personality combine. Like a lab experiment gone wild, honestly.

• He asks you the weirdest questions sometimes. They are so random and beyond unexpected lol.

“Wait, do you think clowns can also honk their di-”

• Stu has the most ridiculous obsession with boobs. Randy now calls him the titty monster anytime Jamie Lee Curtis shows up in the horror movies they’re watching.

• He was BORN a dog lover.

• Annoys Billy anytime he gets a new girlfriend.

• I can picture him eating anything blue raspberry flavoured he can find. CANDY GOO, BLUE SOUR PATCH KIDS, YOU NAME IT😭😭

• Has the best snack cupboard no one else can compare to having in their house.

• He’s the kind of guy to stick his tongue out to kids in public just so he can get a giggle out of them!

• Loves it when him and the gang go out to the cinema. Which is more often than you’d expect.

• Has like, the LONGEST list of cinema snacks when y’all are paying to get your food.

these men all have their differences, but all expect one thing. THEY BE FINE AS HELLLLLL (anyways, hope you enjoyed this little list of hcs i have for my favs. HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!!! :D

#scream #scream headcanons #billy loomis #stu macher #randy meeks #mickey altieri #scream 1996 #hcs #character headcanons #scream fandom #billy loomis headcanons #stu macher headcanons #randy meeks headcanons #mickey altieri headcanons #requests are open <3 #timothy olyphant #matthew lillard #skeet ulrich #jamie kennedy

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luwritesomething · 1 year

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HEY I KNOW YOUR WORKING IN MY OTHER REQUEST RN BUT HEADCANNONS ON WHAT DATING RANDY WOULD LOOK LIKE KINDA LIKE AN EXTENSION ON THE CUDDLING HEADCANNONS YOU JUST DID 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Randy Meeks Heacanons: Dating Randy would include.

Warnings: Swearing lol, probably typos or bad constructed english

Edited?: Like always, no.

Reader's pronouns: Not stated, gender neautral.

Summary: Dating Randy headcanons!!

Author's note: RANDYYYYYYYYYYYY not enough works for him, so i gotta keep up with his requests. also kudos to alex for requesting constantly with great ideas :) i had so much fun making these.

criticism, comments and reblogs are always appreciated! requests are open, especially for scream! hit that anon button and tell me your ideas. in the scream fandom, i write for billy loomis, stu macher, randy meeks, tatum riley, sidney prescott, mickey altieri, kirby reid, chad meeks martin, mindy meeks martin, tara carpenter, anika kayoko and laura crane.

a lot of forehead kisses

cheek kisses too

he just looks like the type. he's gotta go to class? have a cheek kiss. you're meeting up? cheek kiss. you made him laugh? cheek kiss. going to sleep? cheek kiss. whatever, cheek kiss.

him being rather shy at the beginning of your relationship, but growing bolder as the time passes.

holding hands!!!! he loves holding hands. he actually blushed the first time you guys held hands, he's that cute.

getting along with his little sister martha!!! even teaming up against him with her lmao.

lots of dates, and a lot around getting food/eating/cooking/going to restaurants.

but i'm also not gonna lie, movies and dates are a big deal.

movie marathons! movie nights! going to the theater!

cuddling with randy (headcanons here)

you better not like guilty pleasure movies too much because if he has to cinematically roast you HE WILL.

learning a lot about movies and cinematography because he doesn't shut the fuck up.

but it's not like you want him to shut up like, ever.

competing to see who can insult people more 'culturally'

(like homo-repressed mama's boy, creepy tarantino film student, leatherface, pussy ass-wet-rag)

he likes dancing with you and will do so with absolutely every excuse he can think of.

the kind to get drunk, flirt with you and get really sad when you tell him you have a very loving boyfriend (he doesn't realize that's him)

really sweet

if he ever meets your parents, he'll most probably win them over. he's still walking on eggshells around them.

compliments you/what you're wearing every single day.

even if it's just your socks, he always says something nice to you.

he's so greatful to have you.

the type to walk out of arguments when things get heated, before any of you can say anything you'd regret.

he adores you, he could listen to every single thing you say for the rest of his life.

randy doesn't care if you're just talking about your favorite type of pen, he'll listen like you're trusting him with the secrets of the universe.

he remembers a lot of little details because of this.

call him 'pretty boy' and he'll be yours forever.

not a cheater :) (THE BARE MINIMUM---)

he rarely ever lies to you. he'd let you go down to the basement with him in a horror movie, and that's a shit lot of trust.

quotes different romantic dialogues from different movies, but it's always at the most unexpected/worst timing.

he's so goofy i love him.

always making sure you're okay, no matter where you at. it doesn't have to be a frat party for him to worry about your well-being

randy walks you everywhere, no matter how impractical that can be.

especially at night. he doesn't want you to go out alone when it's dark.

overall, he's a really good boyfriend, although i'm not getting involved with the angsty stuff.

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sharpth1ng · 1 year

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Ideas for Scream Reverse AU because I love reversal AUs

- Characters would still have a similar personality to their OGs, but like, changed to fit their new role in the story better if you know what I’m saying. But I don’t wanna completely change the character’s personalities just cuz the roles are swapped

- Tatum and Sidney are the killers (Finally, 2 sapphic ghostfaces. I love evil women)

- Dumbass cops didn’t check if Tatum new how to hunt lmaooo

- Billy is the final boy (good for him)

- RIP to Stu but he’d die a little differently than OG Tatum cuz that boy ain’t fitting in the doggie door

- Also means Nancy + Maureen swap and Hank + Neil swap

- Maureen is a killer in Scream 2 (maybe that means Derek is the other killer with him being swapped with Mickey? Also implies final boy!Billy dates Mickey?????? goes hard tbh)

- Reporter Dewey and cop Gale???

- Dewey when he finds out tate and sid did it would be would be conflicted and heartbroken though

- Casey and Steve swap roles too cuz boys need to have a call from ghostface too okay

- Literally no idea how randy fits into all this tbh who do I reverse him with??? Is he just the same guy? (Could possibly swap with Hallie or something but I ain’t no scientist or whatever at this shit)

Anyways that’s all for now

Yo I’m loving this tbh

I need sapphic Ghostface more than I need air to breathe

Tatum is getting away with this just because Dewey vouches for her (HUNTING TATUM??STEP ON ME)

I love final boy Billy, was literally just talking to @pinhead-cenobite abt how there aren’t enough final boys and I specifically love the concept of a final boy who also would have killed everyone and just didn’t happen to be doing that in this case

Lmao Stu’s head hanging out the doggy door while his feet still touch the ground like ??? Still needs to be a gimmick death tho (because tropes)

For a second I thought you meant Neil and Hank were hooking up and I was like ok yeah go off old man yaoi

FINAL BOY BILLY X MICKEY HELL YES. Oh my god what an unhinged relationship 🤣

I love himbo Steve trivia death game 👌🏻boys DO need a call from Ghostface

Lmao I think Randy is just Randy but does that imply he’s into Billy ? Because that feels deranged

Great work as usual 10/10

#scream role reversal au #FINAL BOY BILLY #old man yaoi bite #ask

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polyghostfacehours · 3 years

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So, yet another reason why I believe VA's Scream 2022 leaks are true.

He just posted the early version of the Randy Tape recording in Scream 3. He clearly has industry connections.

@thirsting4slashers Figured you'd enjoy this.

DO NOT LOOK AT THE COMMENTS OF THE TWEET IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS. Some people are asking spoiler-y questions.

#randy meeks #scream 1996 #scream 2022 #wow god I cant wait to see people's reactions to Scream 2022 #its ginna be fucking insane #billy fans especially are gonna be super happy or be upset lol #billy loomis #lmao at Randy calling Mickey out

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msookyspooky · 2 years

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Chapter 11 spoilers for Sequels Suck

This review is so late 😭 all I gotta say is working at FedEx AIN'T SHIT. Working 5 days a week and having to get up at 5 in the morning HAS ME SICK. Anywayssss Chapter 11 had me at the beginning...Very peeved 🤐 Randy STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE US? EVEN THO WE WERE ATTACKED BY SOMEONE IN A GHOSTFACE COSTUME?! COME ON MAN. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES BUDDY CAUSE THIS IS REAL 😭😭😂

We immediately started blaming ourself at the hospital, which we all predicted would happen, but something that stuck out to me before Mickey got coffee was him questioning WHY Derek would go into the house without a weapon. Like I said before, I've been wary of Derek since day one lmaooo I DO NOT want this man near us 😭 however, last time I was like okayyy MAYBE he just wants to protect us, right? But that was a big MAYBE in my mind bc there was still stuff in previous chapters that always made me sus and once again, right after finishing ch 10 I was like maybeee he was just being reckless, but why would he sacrifice himself for someone he barely knows? UNLESS he's trying to play the hero to get us to trust him more and therefore allowing him to get closer just for the sake of his plan. Mickey being like "Why would he go back into that house anyways?" just got me more suspicious lmao However, Mickey saying that made me sus of HIM TOO bc who's to say Mickey isn't trying to use Derek as a scapegoat? Trying to plant a seed of doubt in our mind?

Either way, Derek is sketchy and altho he's super cute looking I just can't trust him 😭 Randy thinking it's weird he went back into the house makes sense since his jealousy could be clouding his judgement lmao but at the same time if Randy THE horror fanatic thinks Derek is sus, I think we should keep our guard up. I still can't believe he didn't believe us about Stu 🙃 we don't have physical proof and that's the problem. Maybe we should start carrying a camera everywhere just to, BY SOME MIRACLE, get a pic of at least one of them. The proof would be irrefutable unless the pic wasn't clear enough. Maybe try to get their voice on audio too 🤡

Atleast it was revealed in ch 11 that the boys survived their stab wounds bc of the hospital. But like Randy brought up, how the hell did they escape the hospital? Why are they killing random college students? How many people have they killed just to survive? There are too many questions for Randy to actually believe us. The scene with Derek was really sad even if I don't trust him 😫 Derek asking us if we wanted him to beat Billy's ass had me like plz do 😂 telling him he needed to stay away had me grateful and sad bc it's bc of our sociopathic boys we can't live a normal life 😭

The scene of the cafe had me like awww 😍 this story has me simping hard for Meeks 🥴 AND I'M NOT READY FOR US TO LOSE HIM. I'll always be Billy and Stu's girl but Randy's got me feeling things 😏😂😂 Even Dewey could see he liked us and the fact that Randy called us attractive? I SCREAMED. Dewey's like "Mhm. Attractive?" Randy - " I have eyes Dewey." I lost it 😫 likeee yesss ofc were hot asf. And when Randy admitted he didn't know what he'd do if he lost us? AHHHHH I'M DONE 🤣 and Billy calling us had me shaking. The fuck you want man 🙄 I might DEEP DOWN wanna skip the angst and just makeout with you while you pick my 5'0 ass up but that doesn't mean you're still not James 2.0 🤡 Idc what the stab movie says, I ain't moaning in your ear until you stop killing our besties 😂 You ain't SHIT and we deserve better even if deep down we still love you and Stu.

Sorry to hear about ur job being tiresome; I could imagine! Especially with the holidays and everyone ordering everything online rn 🥴🎁 My father gets up at 5 and freaking hates it I haven't had to do that crap in years and I'm glad cause I'm too much of a night owl 😴. Here's to hoping you get a great few days off soon to rest up for the Holidays! ❤

Ikr? YN is fed up with Ray acting like we're all just seeing shit. Come on! But if I was in Randy's shoes; I'd be leery too w/o proof (Denial.)

Fr Billy and Stu are selfish assholes that are like that little kid that doesn't know how to handle his crush and being hurt she rejected him so he's a lil mean shithead about it. 🙄

Lolol I'm glad you're guessing...You're warm on a few guesses but we'll see! I'm writing plot as we go bc I only know the ending and even that is changeable

#i love and appreciate these reviews thank you anon!!!!

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looooooooomis · 2 years

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I LOVE final girl and it’s so interesting to see your take on events of before what we see in the movie how stu and billy came to be the serial killers we know hey inevitably will be. If you had an opinion on what billy and stu really thought of each person in their friend group (from chapter 9 of the story) could you tell us?!

OUUU I love this question!! do you mean like in chapter 9 specifically how billy + stu feel about the group or like going forward?

if we're talking in chapter 9 specifically for billy: I truly don't think he's thinking of anyone else in their friend group besides you, ya know? like he could have gotten to that hospital and been greeted by Mickey Mouse himself and he wouldn't have taken notice. he's too wrapped up in his concern for you and the blatant revenge he's seeking with the guy who put you in the hospital.

if we're talking in each chapter leading up to chapter 9, here is what I think billy feels towards their friend group:

you: this goes without saying lmao he's in love with you to the point of obsession. you're well and truly it for him.

sid: annoyance but (at least in the first few chapters) fascinated over the fact that he can get away with what he's getting away with. at this point, that fascination for how much he's gotten away with has dwindled because he truly wants you to himself. so at this point, it's sheer frustration boiling beneath his skin mixed with fear of having that fuck w his plans obv

randy: the first few chapters of final girl, he's jealous of randy and your relationship. you two are the only single ones in the group and he knows how easy it could be for the two of you to get together. this leaves him annoyed and on edge around randy. now, I'd say he's just indifferent towards him. he's not jealous, but he's also not about to lower his guards even though randy clearly like Sid but I mean billy's so tunnel visioned when it comes to you, he doesn't see that for what it is

Tatum: I think it's another case of indifference for billy but he's careful because he knows Tatum is perceptive and she doesn't take shit from men. I feel like he knows he has to be careful with how he looks at you and how he treats sidney around her mainly bc she absolutely is a girl's girl and she will call that shit out so fast

as for stu's thoughts:

you: stu's fucking fascinated by your and billy's relationship and he (not so low key) thrives on being in the know. he sees the length's billy's willing to go in order to not only protect your relationship with you but also to keep you out of the know entirely and I low key feel like he could sometimes think of using it as a weapon should he need to. he's a little vindictive and we love him for it.

sidney: I think he'd be low key amused at Sidney's lack of knowledge on everything that's going on. no shred of pity, though. to him, this is like a game and he can watch it all unfold without getting burned by any of it so he's just fascinated by the whole dynamic.

randy: randy's the guy stu can shit on in his eyes. he doesn't take him seriously and while they're pals, obviously, stu isn't afraid to belittle the dude

Tatum: honestly and truly in final girl, stu loves Tatum but stu is still stu. he's flirty (which we see), he's a dick and he's chaotic but he does have a bond with Tatum. def takes her for granted though, 100%.

ew I'm so sorry for this word vomit LOL but yeah these are my hot takes

#final girl

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sharpth1ng · 1 year

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Ok hear me out, I have this wacky scenario that lives in my head rent-free: all the ghostfaces hanging out in the afterlife as this weird little family

Billy and Stu are mom and dad obviously. Mrs Loomis is grandmama. Mickey is the charismatic older sibling and Billy is jealous because he never had to compete for mommy's attention before. Jill is Billy's favorite child and Charlie is Stu's. Amber is the youngest who gets away with (literal) murder. [Ritchie who??] Roman is the creepy uncle nobody wants around and Billy would like him to stop calling the house please.

Billy wears a shirt that says "I'm with Stu(pid)".

Stu keeps inviting Tatum and Randy over, to Billy's dismay.

Billy actually does have a child, but it's not Sam Carpenter. It's just Jughead from Riverdale.

Anon this is the wildest thing I've read in days holy crap, I feel like you walked into my house, told me all of this and walked out-

Like first the fact that Billy is mom- I hope you know he's rolling in his grave and I think that's hilarious.

Also LMAO Billy and Jill knowing each other would be such a fucking problem oh my god the terrible influence that this would be good lord. I can't imagine how extra dramatic they would be in each others presence.

Roman is the creepy uncle nobody wants around and Billy would like him to stop calling the house please- LOL I CANT

And the jughead shaped bomb you drop at the end there? I've been obliterated. Congratulations.

#Billy going full norman bates?#mom?#a rollercoaster from start to finish for me tbh #dead ghostface family #ask

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