#lmao god

[spitblaze]

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#LMAO GOD #yea sorry to burden you with this knowledge bean #but at least we can be burdened together

[yloiseconeillants]

Happy (late) anniversary to Shadowbringers terraforming my brain

#shadowbringers tag #lmao god #thought about lightwarden yloise a little too hard and now look at me

[vvettell]

"However, pundits who have compared Sunday’s conditions to racing in the rain have missed the point IMHO."

matt bishop is the funniest little man for using the word "pundit" here

#i love mattttttt #correct opinions king!!!!! #he might have as well added @mbrundlef1 in this tweet #lmao god #txt

[moregraceful]

Pacific, Gas & Electric you will NOT see heaven

#fresno oilers.txt #really shaping up to be a backread tumblr for three hours night lads #since i don't have my work email on my phone #and didn't download any school materials #maybe i can get into notion on my phone to work on my final project for class? #lmao god #Local Silicon Valley Asshole Can't Function Without Internet

[inkykeiji]

buying these to wear for touya-nii because your ass is a gift <333 and oh, it is his favourite thing to unwrap <3

#i’m out lingerie shopping #and dabi is kind of all i can think about rn #like ‘oh he’d love me in this’ and ‘oh he’d find this so sexy’ hahaha #hehehehe <333 #anyway they have a lot of rly cute christmas stuff here!!!!! #i’m 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #i love undies!!!!!!!!!! #in high school it was well known that lingerie was my favourite thing to shop for lmao #lmao god #touya nii universe

[fiveais]

The deed is done.

I had to call them, go figure.

#lmao god #work things

[unovasrose]

"Hey, stort stack." Tamako looks down at Rosa, currious. "Any chance, does your bloodline stretch from Hisui- I mean, Sinnoh?"

She looks down even further, at Rosa's chest.

"I'm wondering if we are related somehow."

Rosa stares up at the imposing figure of the woman whom she had only heard of from Makoto in passing but never met before now. Holy crap, Tamako is an Amazon...

Her gaze follows Tamako's and, when she realizes what exactly the other woman is referring to, she turns pink. Oh yeah, that's totally not how that works.

"Umm... not that I know of. My mom's family has lived in Unova for generations." And her father's side of the family appears to be Paldean but she doesn't know anything more about that yet.

#team mavericks #team mavericks / tamako #🌹 answered. #vbholidayfestival2023 #dash event #LMAO god

[evoblue]

“So the wedding is back on? Word of advice: if you’re getting a wedding cake, you should get chocolates way better than a white cake with vanilla frosting, trust me.”

"...was thinking more of a rum guava cake, personally." She hadn't been, but that this point she's learned to just go with it when it came to Arataki Itto.

#aratakigang #LMAO god #answered.

[sapphire-weapon]

every day i wake up to asks in my inbox, and every day i am shocked to find that none of them are about leon’s cock

#this is neither a complaint nor a celebration #just an objective statement of fact #i just been in RE fandom long enough to know what we're really about lmao #anyway i have the next three days off (including today) #so regardless of what kind of ask anyone says #i will actually get back to you in a reasonable timeframe at a reasonable hour #**sends not says #lmao god #im still waking up

[xamaxenta]

Spoilers update really got me like 👀 BRO

#LMAO GOD

[jmkho]

NAH NOT INSTA BREAKING ON ME

This is the only way I get to see them live lmao

#LMAO GOD #stg insta i stgggg

[yloiseconeillants]

Crimes! Crimes! Crimes!

Bold all the things your muse has done (will / would do is in italics, bolded italics means they’ve done it before and will probably do it again)

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murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting

snagged from: @scholarlostintime​

tagging: anyone who wants a tag

#LMAO GOD #she was. very busy in limsa lominsa #REALLY had to think about manslaughter #i'm sure i missed some honestly #memery #yloise coneillants

[wheremermaidsdwell]

reread a scene a oh boy i think i went too dark there for this fic. REWRITE TIME

#this is cute relationship drama fic not chrissy has a fucking breakdown fic #lmao god #hellcheer trash

[chthonicgodling]

scraping my little pers twt for important posts that should be preserved here

#oc talk #elysium #lmao god

[branmer]

there's this thing going around twitter about some poor woman who was growing food for people to help them through the living crisis and someone salted her allotment to ruin the soil and someone suggested it could be a corporation trying to sabotage her and everyone is quote tweeting going 'oh do not underestimate how spiteful and vindictive british people can be' and lol yeah, like i'd bet good money on this just being some horrible neighbour of hers who hates 'scroungers'

#judging from the accent #and the localities of the people offering to help her out #it seems to have happened in kent which. yeah. that sounds like kent #that is so kent #someone else described the uk as having a cultural crab bucket mentality and yeah #lmao god #i sometimes think that's why the concept of scottish independence winds some people up so much #the idea that some people believe things could get better and we could work to make that happen???? #unspeakable arrogance!!!! #how dare they!!! #get back in the fucking bucket where you belong

[vvettell]

i’m going to cologne tomorrow and then spa on saturday i am so excited i am vibrating already

#banging pots and pans: SPA SPA SPA #i'm gonna be sitting up at the top of eau rouge going crazy if u wanna spot me #lmao god #fiona.txt