#lmao jk jk

[momentarysilence]

he heard you were calling him short

#my art #fanart #vtuber #vtuber fanart #virtual youtuber #nijisanji #nijisanji en #iluna #kyo kaneko #drawkyo #I've finally caught up posting art to tumblr after so long omg #I've been behind for months #I'm finally free #anyway omg. kyo. his new model is so good. omg. #I am an appreciator of all kyos both big and small #still wild to me that he's taller than ren now omg #but yeah he looks so good fr!! aaaaa!! #my oshi's growing up I feel like a proud mother #lmao jk jk

[fireofjudgement]

I already gave my opinion and talked to a couple mutuals, but I'm really interested- what's your guys opinion on the new Alice in Borderland season?

#don't mind starting a little drama today #lmao jk jk #i am curious what other people think tho #alice in borderland #aib #you can send on anon if you'd like #i just really wanna know

[oatmealkitty]

Mr Sparkles more like Mr Steal Yo Partner

#Lmao jk jk #But I see asks coming about the shark one day

[square-watermelon]

Haaland is back, so I am back

#lmao jk jk #i got obsessed with hazbin for a sec there but im good now #whats this about mbappe moving yo madtid? #erling haaland #erling håland

[moonrisecoeur]

oh lord, ok, im back with more filth. apologies again in advance. youve literally encouraged my delusions. i am so delulu for him

**also just wanna disclaimer that im transmasc so if some of the things i say are worded a bit weird its just bc im not personally thinking in a fem perspective ! :)

i know i already talked about it but goddd i want to just pamper and pretty leon up so badly. leon just seems like an eyeliner and nail polish type of guy i cant explain it. hes just so Damn gorgeous in his re2 1998 concept art (leon is genuinely such a fuckin pretty man). i just wanna do his eye makeup, i wanna paint his nails, and god forgive me but id find some pretty lipstick to put on him too. i want to make him cry from pleasure so i can see his eyeliner and shadow leave streaks on his face. i want to fucking smear his lipstick and make him look like a fucking slut. i want to make him kiss and bite my thighs so he leaves them lipstick stained. i wanna tell him how hes such a good boy and to look at how pretty his lipstick marks are while he sucks on me. GRAhh. i wanna press his hands to the bed, look at his pretty fingernails as he holds onto my hand for dear fucking life while i fuck him.

id actually commit atrocities to see leon in thigh highs. LIKE GOD DAMN. FUCK, id be sweating hed look so fucking sexy in that. and yes, some lingerie. i dont care he'd look perfect with his fat tits being barely covered by some pretty lace. and i know hed be so god damn shy at first (god hes so cute), but hed change tune so fast when you cant keep yourself off of him, pawing his tits and biting his thighs. AND BY GOD. THE THIGH HIGHS STAY THE FUCK ON. that man also has THICK fucking thighs, perfect for grabbing and manhandling while you fuck him. like god damn have you seen the power behind those kicks? and all of that strength is gone when you start praising him and rubbing your cock against his ass.

ehehe i think about being with re2 leon domestically sooooso much im ngl. i legit constantly think about how hot itd be to fuck him in uniform ok. loosen enough of the buttons on his button up so you can oogle his chest, pull his pants down just enough so you can fuck him, trapping his legs with his belt. working him up through his pants, driving him crazy bc theyre too thick to get off from just you rubbing through them but getting enough feeling that it gets him hot and bothered. how rough his fingerless gloves would feel against your skin as he grabs at you for support.

i kinda. imagine, at least re2 leon, probably hasnt really done anything involving his ass aside from like, a little bit of curious exploring. (older leons is a hard maybe but this is about my pookie rookie) he'd always been insanely into you domming him, but i know hed be so fucking SHY when you bring up the suggestion of topping him. youd have to give him some time to think on it, poor baby. he's not sure how he feels about it, at least thats what he tells himself, but he cant help but get so flustered when he thinks about it. and you bet that he was redder than a tomato when he asks you to try it. the first time you just start with just your fingers, and that already has him fucking weak and quivering under you. cant control his fucking volume (not like he ever could). touch his dick and hes done. after that, god hed be addicted to it, it takes him a while to get over the initial shyness he feels about liking it so god damn much but FUCK i would not mind hes so sexy underneath me.

and. op. good LOOOORRRRDD. ["but also want to fuck him so so slow and deep i can feel it moving around if i put on hand on his abdomen"] FUCK. GOD DAMNNNN FUCK. when you start fucking him often he'd def loooove pushing his limits on how much he can take. he wants you to stretch his ass, fucking loves the feeling of you pushing in him and hushing him while peppering his face and neck in kisses. he loves to feel stretched and full of your cock and lets you know it, cant keep quiet about it. also this is probably just me but. want that man to have a fucking bush of a happy trail. i wanna run my fingers through and play with it while i fuck him slow and deep so i can feel my cock stretch him. god ID fucking be whimpering at that its so fucking hot jesus christ, i also kjhgkjhsdghsdkgf i love leon having a soft body. like yes he absolutely takes pride in working out and his strength but. softness around those muscles..mmmhnn. softness around muscles is just good in general i like him being at a healthy weight give my man some food rn pleaseee.

i wanna take him out on dates so i can grab and squeeze his waist in the same spot id grab it to fuck him just to get him worked up and thinking about it. what's gonna happen to him the moment no ones watching. or fuck, even better trying to not attract an audience. itd be hard because hes so god damn loud. also maybe even fuck with his head by making him wear a toy. i wanna drive him insane in public. i want him to flush bright red in public from humiliation because he cant think or talk straight.

this is gonna be sooooo controversial but. i know everyone thinks vendetta leon is a hard dom but. i disagree hard on that. hes a BRAT. hes a MASSIVE fucking brat. he'd try real damn hard to come off as a hard dom too, and he'd have such a snarky lip when you try to make him submissive. but if you know what to do it's the easiest shit ever. grab him by the back of his hair and pull his head back. bite and kiss on his neck. whisper to him how its ok baby, i know youre a good boy, i know how badly you wanna be a good boy for me, you dont have to be in control for me love, i wanna make you feel so good. tell him hes Your good boy (fuck hed love you claiming him, hed love you referring to him possessively). man handle him against the wall or onto the edge of the bed. and, god, you could bend him over so fucking easy. hed be a babbling mess, no thoughts in his pretty little head aside from your words and your dick. first time you fuck his ass hed cum untouched just from you praising him.

ok this is a bit on the weirder side but. god dogboy leon is so hot? also just. werewolves are sexy as fuck. so like consider werewolf leon. ok and then put him in a collar. he'd follow you like a lost puppy, doesnt even need a leash. he loves his leash and collar so much tho, showing who he belongs to, he loves getting tugged around by you. and you cant stop because he makes the prettiest whimpers when you do. i wanna stroke his ears while im on top of him, i wanna pull his tail when i bend him over. itd be so hot being marked up by his sharp teeth and claws cause poor little puppy cant control himself when youre fucking him so good.

OK THIS IS GETTING TOO LONG JESUS CHRIST

THIS ISNT PEGGING BUT I JUST. WANNA THROW THIS OUT THERE TOO BC GGRHHH. its been getting cold and alllll i can think abouttt is just a warm and comfy at home date. get some warm drinks, maybe watch a movie or play a game, but poor baby cant focus 'cause im cockwarming him the entire time. he can hold on for dear life all he wants, but tries anything? tries getting himself off? what a bad boy. hed fucking choke a sob at that. im just trying to help him relax and stay warm. he doesnt need to be thinking anything during his well deserved time off. dont worry ill make sure he knows how good he is when he relaxes and enjoys our drinks, movie, game, date. ill praise him when he stays still while i milk his dick. such a good boy, being obedient while i make him cum inside of me after a very long night. <3

-🐕

AHHH THE THOUGHTS CONSUME ME

i am so sorry ill stop bugging you after this if you want but god i just wanted to add in, i want to mark and bruise leon up so much that hed have to dress like a fucking nun if he didnt want anyone seeing how aggressively ive claimed him. (he doesnt. he likes everyone knowing. :))

-🐕

i don't even know what to respond to this except i promise ill write something soon hehehe. thank you for your serivce pls send more as more horny thoughts come to u. i expect to hear from u every day like clockwork

#lmao jk jk #🐕 anon

[scoups4lyfe]

I'm lovin these pop-up screens

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OOOO

no fking wonder Michinaga said 'he got the one you wanted' to Ace. Homeboy over here got the magnum 🙀

.......what kind of power up-

#zombie? #like DANGEROUS zombie? #lmao jk jk #Kuroto can stay in his lane 🤪 #but what kind of fkin power up- #my thougts #kronthescoup #kamen rider geats #geats liveblog #geats #2 lucky toss #the fox has a gun!

[carolmunson]

do it do it do it ik ur bad

i’d love to. i just don’t want people to find me irl — i also run myself as a business and have another small biz that my likeness will eventually be attached to so i don’t eventually want people to be like ‘omg is that carol who writes smut online?’

#especially when me and jq start dating…so awk for him #lmao jk jk

[shidouryusm]

you haven't watched Blue Lock?!

no…

#sam.asks #that felt so accusatory #lmao jk jk #I am planning to tho now #my sole purpose is to receive eargasms from these va’s and nothing else #anon <3

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

*seductively eats strawberries*

#oh you know what I mean #tilting my head back and holding eye contact across from you as i bite into the tip of the strawberry #strawberries #idk man when you get them at juuuust the right time they're so yum!! ♡♡ #cottagecore #fruit #you could even say this is some...fruity activity... ;))) #lmao jk jk #roacc

[rosicheeks]

Damn you look so incredible in lace😍

Omg thank you 🥺

#ngl I did have the moment where I went #‘when did I wear lace?’ #and then I looked at my content #and was like #l o l #i wear lace all the time #😂😂😂😂 #but thank you so so so much 🥰 #i haven’t been posting that much and I’m so sorry #but these asks definitely make me happy #and want to start posting more #i just get insecure and stupid lol #but uhhhhh yes pls keep going 😇 #lmao jk jk #seriously thank you SO much 💖 #ask #anon

[velvetcloxds]

going to bed when I'm too tired to keep working <<< waking up an hour later with a sore neck after falling asleep on my laptop and textbook

#gotta earn my sleep #this way I know I'm really tired and not just greedy for rest #lmao jk jk #not truly but it's okay #it's literally almost 4am monique what the hell??? #monique chats

[wanderingpages]

peach i think taryn's baby will also finally make an appearance what do ya think

I mean why not lol that is his niece/nephew after all

#asks #i hope she named it tapeworm #lmao jk jk #that would be poetic justice fr fr #book talk #tfota

[nyehhh-hmigrating]

Bro I'm only today years old when i found out that toprak and loca born on the same day?? And the same friggin year too?!?!!

#yamaha are you plotting something?? #lmao jk jk

[literallyaflame]

“but what about separating the art from the artist” buddy. listen to me. joanne kathleen rowling is relevant for one reason and one reason only—she wrote harry potter. that’s why she’s famous. that is the bedrock of her fucking platform. jk rowling is the harry potter lady and harry potter is the jk rowling guy. this is not the same thing as listening to a song on repeat even though the keyboardist was an asshole, or reading a novel by some dude who sucked ideological shit in the 1800s. jk rowling has a hate platform right now, today, and she sustains it off of harry potter bucks. u will forgive me if i am unwilling to advertise for her

#me when i make a post #jk rowling #Harry Potter #not going to make the fatal tagging mistake twice lmao

[slashersgostabbystabstab]

If you main Singularity I stg I'll give you the sex or a cookie just whatever you want honestly

#lmao jk jk #but god how do i describe how i YEARN to see the Singularity in dbd #like is it too much to ask for ;7; #all these hux mains on youtube and i never see a single one

[diayayaya55]

100 posts a day is it possible

#lmao jk jk #I’m not that terminally online