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probably-haven · 3 years

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Hello!

So I’m the anon who asked for more Archon War Venti headcanons and I just loved it! I really like reading your headcanons cuz some of them are similar to mine but mostly are headcanons that I didn’t think of so it really is nice to read and see your thoughts about Venti!

I feel like as if I’m asking too much but could you keep doing these types of headcanons? Like it doesn’t have to be Archon War headcanons but like some headcanons about Venti’s relationship with the Ragnvindrs and Gunnhildrs. Because the first Gunnhildr was the first one who prayed to Barbatos and the first Ragnvindr was his friend who left but came back and I really wanna hear your thoughts on that!

And I’ve decided to get off anon cuz you just replied to my texts and I wasn’t expecting that so I’ve got a short confidence boost that I am completely taking advantage of! And thanks for the advice! or uhh comment? observation? I’m not entirely sure but thank you for that! I’ve heard that be said to me a few times and I have been trying to be more, uhh, assertive so thanks for that!

rfouierjkhfkecs i actually came across information on Gunnhildr and the "Red-haired warrior" yesterday when i was doing more research into the rebellion against Decarabian and I was like "wow this would be really fucking fun to research and theorize on, but its too specific/niche to include unprompted no matter how much i want to" but bestie you prompted, and im literally so happy right now because I didn't think I'd ever really get the chance to post about them!

also lmao yeah, i tend to try and reply to as much as I can, since it's a good feeling when someone does and all. but yeah, no problem! I’m glad you felt confident enough to reveal XD.

This may be structured a bit more like analysis/theory/just citing canon things at first before it gets into a more headcanony format.

ehe i have so much free reign on this it's lovely

More Archon War Era Venti: one two three

spoilers for Venti's backstory and Diluc's(kinda, i think, just in case)

first things first, laying down some canon background because before yesterday i hadn't heard of either of them outside of that one cutscene.

the very reason Decarabian had his storm wall up in the first place was because at the time Andrius had declared war on him- and his tower, and the city of Mondstadt by extent, were basically constantly under attack by Andrius's blizzards, which since he was still alive back then, were a lot bigger and covered basically what seems to be the whole of Mondstadt outside the barrier.

This meant that people had two options. Live in the city under Decarabian's oppression, or live outside the barrier, and brave the blizzards of a warring god... which was not a good idea

but the Gunnhildr clan(not yet called that) tried- and they almost died because of it. In the midst of a blizzard, the clan chief's daughter, named Gunnhildr(which the clan would be named after later) sent out a prayer that was heard by a wandering wind spirit. And the faith of that prayer gave the spirit enough power to create a small shelter to protect them.

When her father past, she became the new leader and also a priestess. She would later lead the clan to fight Decarabian alongside four others. And basically the Gunnhildr Clan ended up as like sworn protectors of Mondstadt

as for the red-haired warrior, who is basically assumed to be the earliest known ancestor of the Ragnvindir clan(im gonna refer to as Ragnvindir for convenience sake, even though "Ragnvindir" is technically a different character from Vanessa's era)theres not much information on him, but heres what i have from the various wiki's

- he was a wanderer

- one of the first to use the sign of windblume to find other rebels(so he's intelligent)

- actively propped up the nameless bard so he could watch as the tower was destroyed

there's this little tidbit too from the Windblume Ode bow's description that im probably gonna talk about a considerable amount too: "Atop the ruins of the ancient tower, amidst the cheers, songs, and tears of those who had newly won their freedom. A red-haired warrior turned his back on the newborn god, hidden like a single raindrop in a tidal wave of humanity. He was first among those who passed the secret sign of Windblume, the one who wove threads of dawn throughout the long night. His name has since been lost to time, but his deeds are still remembered in song." followed later by "The fate of this clan will likely never change: they shall ever live in the darkness and bring forth the flame of dawn."

Now I'm going to start with the Ragnvindir(geez, why's it spelled like that tho)

My idea of his character is basically formed by a mix of Ragnvindir stereotypes and just generally analyzing text.

So what do we know about Ragnvindir's for sure? they are shady motherfuckers- or at least they rarely operate in the spotlight. also damn, these guys are more cursed than anemo vision wielders- like the only one who didn't canonically lose someone close to them was Crepus, but considering that Diluc doesn't exactly have a mom..... he probably did

so what do we know? - he was close with the nameless bard - he was intelligent - he likely operated primarily from the shadows "ever living in the darkness" - he was a wanderer - he abandoned Venti during the celebration - but his deeds were still remembered in song, so Venti and him were likely still close

now the question of the century: how will i choose to interpret "turned his back on the newborn god"? And honestly, I'm- not sure- at first i assumed he abandoned him completely- but Venti did still make sure to carry on his memory- which could just be Venti being Venti, but for the sake of sanity, this is how I'm interpreting it.

A lot of things happened to the Ragnvindir that day. He lost a friend, saw another become a god to replace the one they had conquered, and he saw his goal, his reason for being in Mondstadt, come to fruition. "see the world through my eyes" the bard had said, and the Ragnvindir had been a wanderer even before. Sure, the people had won freedom, and that was to be celebrated, but he's intelligent to recognize that people would likely see him as one of the key figures in leading the rebellion. And for him this was a solemn time, and ending to a chapter, and not being one to operate in the spotlight, the last thing he'd want is to be swept up in festivities and attention at a time like this.

It also likely didn't help that he's probably smart enough to understand the idea of "power corrupts," and seeing the wind sprite just readily accept the mantle of Archon was likely not the most comforting thing to happen in the given situation after all. But Decarabian was gone, and Andrius had ceased his blizzards, so without a word, he slipped into the crowd and left, a wanderer once more.

now back to Gunnhildr

she was the first to receive an anemo vision from Barbatos, no I do not take criticism on this "the power bestowed on her by Barbatos" like please, they basically said it.

It also mentions that she crowned Venti with laurels(symbol of vistory) after the battle- the book Biography of Gunnhildr additionally says "the Gunnhildr Clan will continue honoring the legacy of its ancestors and its duty to the Anemo Archon: to protect Mondstadt, the land and all who inhabit it, forever."

I really like this because it conveniently ties into my past headcanon about Venti granting visions to the people of Mondstadt and having them be the ones to erect wind barriers and defend the city in his absence.

So in the Archon War I like to imagine that the Gunnhildr clan had a lot of people who were actually granted visions and were basically in charge of protecting it from those who would attempt to ambush them.

Mondstadt essentially became known for this- the fact that the mortals within it were strong enough to fend off the force of a god without support from their own.

but regardless, Gunnhildr, as she had before, served as a priestess to Barbatos, the closest thing that Mondstadt had to a ruler, and yet she only took charge of prayer and protection.... i hate to just- equate them to their descendants- but to an extent- her role was kind of like a merge between Jean and Barbara- Except with a whole lot less structure.... i really dont want their characters to just be carbon copies of the descendants but- c'mon, the comparison was right there.

anyways besties- back to Venti so i can tie them in

The Archon War was one of the worst times for Venti in his entire life thus far. And the time immediately after Decarbian's fall, while Gunnhildr and the Ragnvindir were still alive, was the key period of time in which things could have gone very differently.

Venti is the god of freedom. That's a reoccurring theme and I think I've made that abundantly clear. But during this time, Venti was anything but free.

I've mentioned before how he would stay far from the city of Mondstadt so the shockwave of his death wouldn't reach him, should he fall.... well- Venti is new to a lot of things- godhood- humanity- war- freedom- and at this point he was trying hard to figure out how to be Mondstadt's god without becoming Decarabian, and while still being able to survive, and make sure they survived, and see the world for his friend, and carry on his friends legacy.

And this is a lot of stuff for what was once a carefree elemental being, and there were certain things that had to be done for this to happen. He couldn't just stay in Mondstadt, or he would grow weak and his people would be vulnerable to attack, but he couldn't abandon it, because despite being able to fend for themselves, there's always hat just in case. He couldn't stay in any one place outside of Mondstadt for very long or he'd be found and killed. He knew in order for Mondstadt to survive he would have to take an active role in the war, strengthen himself so he could defend Mondstadt, and thats exactly what he did.

He started by going after the less powerful gods, ones he had a chance at beating with the power he got from the Gunnhildr clan and the rest of Mond, and by wiping them out, he would grow stronger, so he kept it up- working his way up the metaphorical ladder.

but he couldn't let anyone near him either, because he knew just what would happen if he was attacked then. Were it not for Gunnhildr's prayer, the early years of the Archon War would have been without contest the loneliest time of his life, and there would be nothing he could do about it, bound by survival and his attachment to the legacy of his friend, constantly fearing for his life and going against his very nature as the god of freedom. Frankly thrust into that circumstance that early on, and having to face it alone, it's likely that Venti would have caved under the pressure and dropped his attachment to either his survival, or to his friends legacy... or just something entirely worse(isolation messes with brains) so I'm attributing the fact that he didn't do that to Gunnhildr's companionship, speaking to him and guiding him through it as he had guided her through the blizzard some time ago.

I also like to think that she's responsible for founding at least a number of the different celebrations that still happen in Mondstadt even now.

Ugh supportive warrior priestess- we stan

anyway meanwhile! we got the Ragnvindir

He hears about Venti taking part in the Archon war during his wanderings and returns to Mondstadt to check in, wary of what he might find.

Venti, who hadn't seen him since the rebellion, is elated to say the least and they do a bit of catching up because they need it

and then the conversation turns more serious, and the Ragnvindir brings up a third thing that Venti needs to hold onto- his humanity.

See, in the early years, just desperate to get a foothold on the world, Venti's first number of targets were just indiscriminately going after those he knew to be weaker than him, and the Ragnvindir points this out, saying that while it's not necessarily bad, if he keeps doing it, it won't be long until he causes his and, by extent, Mondstadt's legacy to be tainted by a reputation for slaughter, no better than any of the other bloodthirsty gods that frequented the war's fields. "Think of what the bard would do, we were both close enough to do that much"

And Venti becomes yet more caged, but recognizes that he's right, and this is another turning point, that in the coming years would keep Venti from losing himself.

also- Gunnhildr, Venti having told her about the Ragnvindir's concerns that he now shared, probably organized some kind of event (not unlike the right of part, but also, yes unlike it) that was deliberately intended and designs to serve as an excuse that Venti could chose to take to visit Mondstadt, something she know he desperately wanted to do, but wouldn't allow himself for fear of putting them in danger. But if she made it an official celebration, then it would give Venti the opportunity to visit his people again, under the guise of it being a responsibility, not having to deal with the moral implications of doing so at a time when he was already dealing with enough of those already.

Also on his travels, the Ragnvindir probably started and spread a number of rumors that could end up working in Venti's favor, not that anyone ever knew it was him of course.

basically Gunnhildr protected the people of Mondstadt and did all she could to keep everyone in as high spirits as possible, Venti included.

And as for the Ragnvindir, he took a more realistic approach, traveling and getting venti followers in far places, spreading false information about him, and just overall making sure that Venti didn't do things he'd regret.

And when they died, Venti would carry their legacy with him as well, not losing his humanity to the tide of war as he very nearly had(though he still often came close), and trying to spreading high spirits where ever he could without fail.

#genshin impact #genshin venti #genshin impact headcanons #genshin theory #genshin headcanons #archon war era venti #genshin barbatos #genshin decarabian #nameless bard #genshin ragnvindir #genshin gunnhildr #genshin lore #genshin spoilers #spoilers #angst #venti angst #archon war #old mondstadt

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morifinwes · 3 years

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Lauraa I finished all the fics, apart from decay (currently reading that now) and I love it sm! Especially the lip gloss one lmao the whole thing was so hilarious to me XD but also like the concept of lwj wearing lipgloss is >>> -yibobibo

@yibobibo then i'm going to rec you some more!! the lip gloss one was !!!!! ajsksks yes!! lwj wearing lipgloss is just so!! good!!

modern

this one is the painful one i talked about:

visitations by var_abelasan (12K, wip, divorced wangxian, post divorce, most of this is angst, uhm lowkey don't but also do want wangxian to end up together, it's messy, the jiangs & lans are shitty, wwx was in prison (brief mentions of that but it's kind of a major plot point), mxy & xy are the little brothers he never wanted but wwx picked them up anyways)

"Wei Ying-" Lan Zhan says, stutters, "I'm sorry."

And now Wei Wuxian sees it, the red rimming Lan Zhan's eyes, the rumpled edges of his blazer. There is an old, familiar urge for him to reach over, to hold Lan Zhan's hand and smooth his hair, to tell him that everything will be fine.

"We're all a bit sorry about this, I think," he says instead, and finds that he means it. For Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji and everyone else in that Guanyin temple, the pain must be unbearably fresh, like skin just flayed open. But Wei Wuxian's chest had been cracked open a long time ago, his wounds licked and cauterized and sewn shut over five long years - Ever hurting, but a dull, constant ache, "It's really alright, Lan Zhan."

Five years after being accused of corporate espionage and losing everything, the Guanyin Scandal breaks open and Wei Wuxian finds a familiar face at his door.

please don't let me be misunderstood by sysrae (3K, partly deaf!wwx, lwj notices, nobody else does though, idk wwx is like made out of fucking steel or some shit)

Lan Wangji has known Wei Ying for a fortnight, the first time he sees him get hit by a car.

light by redkosmos (10K, blind!lwj, which causes angst, but they manage it, best friends to lovers, fluff, lwj being insecure and feeling like a burden, college au kind of? but it doesn't matter too much)

The realization slowly dawns on him.

He can never again see the brightness of Wei Ying's eyes, the way they crescent when he smiles, never again see the rich black of his hair, the mess of it in the early mornings, never again see the beautiful tan of his skin, the beauty of the scars and marks adorned on it, how he wears his clothes, how it hugs his frame beautifully, how he looks like he's adorably swimming in cloth when he wears Lan Zhan's, and-

(Lan Zhan loses his vision in a car accident and learns to cope with it.)

don't leave me by trippinonskies (19K, brief very brief mention of lwj cheating, he doesn't but wwx is afraid lwj is cheating on him or just wants to break up with him, (he doesn't), marriage proposal, lwj acting distant = wwx's insecurities show up, fluff, angst and comfort)

Lan Zhan! Where are you lost today?” Wei Wuxian finally asks, at the end of his patience.

Lan Zhan looks a little guilty as he looks at Wei Wuxian, “Sorry, just a lot of work to deal with.”

Lie.

If there is one thing Lan Zhan can’t do, it’s lying. Especially to Wei Wuxian. But he doesn’t question Lan Zhan. He just accepts the reply, too scared to know that he is right. Too scared to know the truth.

// or where Lan Zhan is too hung up in planning the perfect proposal and ends up accidently ignoring Wei Wuxian making the other think that he wants to break up //

want you closer by xiaobucephalus ((3K, HORSES, only in the background tho, but wwx is an equestrian vet, which is so fucking valid bro, the lans own horses, a sick bunny, lwj the bunny parent!, super cute, dark bay throughoutbred chenqing is honestly so valid)

“Thank you,” Lan Zhan said, breathing a sigh of relief.

“Don’t thank me, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying laughed again, his voice warming the chill of fear that had settled in his chest. “I’ve been looking for an excuse to get into your hutch for a while anyway.”

safe in your thoughts by anonymous (20K, it's a cherry magic au???? (i haven't watched it, but you have i think?), horny lwj but only for wwx (always for wwx))

Wei Wuxian learns three very important things on the night of his twenty-seventh birthday.

One, that Lan Wangji is ridiculously funny, which Wei Wuxian had known before but what Wei Wuxain hadn’t expected was Lan Wangji to be funny at his brother’s expense.

Two, that Wei Wuxian had finally gone mad, absolutely mental at the ripe age of twenty seven because nothing else would explain the third thing he had learnt.

Third, and the most unbelievable of the lot, that Lan Wangji wants to fuck him.

iura by yoo_im_finally_writing (1K, only added bcs op is right and wwx would've the cutest german accent, it's more fun if you understand german so hit me up if you want translations for the german sentences)

Wei Ying calls in the middle of the night to talk about German law, and Lan Zhan tries very hard not to fall asleep. Or at least, not to let Wei Ying notice he's falling asleep. (As best friends do.)

breathe in the air, the last of its kind by wereworm / @neverdoingmuch (27K, getting together, jealous!lwj, but also kind of supportive, brief mention of cheating bcs of miscommunication, no actual cheating tho, college au, lwj pov)

Following Wei Ying’s line of sight, Lan Wangji can barely prevent a smile from crossing his lips when he sees the short row of rabbit statuettes placed at the front of the display. Silver, with bright gems for eyes, they look elegant yet lively and animated.

“A-Yuan would love one of those,” Wei Ying murmurs, almost as if to himself.

Lan Wangji frowns; the rabbits, while cute, don’t seem like a suitable gift for Wei Ying’s A-Yuan.

...

It’s only when he glances back at the rabbits and notices what has been placed on display behind them, that the pieces fall into place. They’re engagement rings, there’s no doubt about it. Lan Wangji feels his heart sink – Wei Ying isn’t just dating A-Yuan, he wants to propose to him.

Or: the five times Lan Wangji thinks that A-Yuan is Wei Ying’s boyfriend and the one time he learns the truth.

paint smears on sunny days by snowshadowao3 / @angstsexual (53K, getting together, art teacher!wwx, single parent!lwj, they're rich if i remember right, wwx & lwj are both good with kids!!!, this is so good actually, fluff)

To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

He comes close, though.

By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.

(Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

no bunny compares by gusucloudbunny (4K, god this is cute, fluff)

“Lan Zhan!” Wei Wuxian cornered his friend one week before his birthday. “If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?”

Lan Wangji furrowed his brow at Wei Wuxian, not exactly sure how to answer that question in a truthful manner that didn’t involve confessing his undying love for his best friend.

Wei Wuxian is on a mission to get Lan Wangji the perfect gift for his birthday. What Wei Wuxian doesn't know is that the only thing Lan Wangji truly wants is him.

wei wuxian's week of realizing things by photojenny (12K, i have read this multiple times, i always forget what happens, idk why but my notes say it's good, the tags say drunkji makes an appearance and i'm always up for that)

"Lan Zhan, do you like Mianmian?" asked Wei Wuxian.

Lan Wangji blinked, and stared. It was not the first time Lan Wangji had questioned the perceptiveness of the boy he had a crush on. Wei Wuxian had been smart in the class they had taken together. Yet time and time again, Wei Wuxian had tested the old wisdom that there are no stupid questions.

---

Lan Wangji must figure out how to confess when Wei Wuxian is the most oblivious person he's ever met.

are you my wisdom tooth? because i'd like to take you out by yellowcarnations (1K, crack, fluff, lwj stop flirting with a stranger, even if he is your husband, drunkji but make it to max level)

Lan Zhan wakes up and he has no idea where he is.

There are bright lights and his jaw hurts, he doesn't who this man next to his bed is but oh he might be in love, maybe, probably, definitely.

–

based off that guy-forgets-who-his-wife-is-and-hits-on-her vid but its wangxian.

beep! goes his heart by wearing_tearing (3K, fluff, lwj is like "he, he likes me right? he likes me" and everyone is like "yes, yes he does")

“Wei Ying’s heart monitor,” Lan Wangji starts.

Wen Qing blinks at him. “Yes?”

“It beeps.”

“That’s… what they generally do, yes.”

“The beeps change,” Lan Wangji continues, “when others are around.”

Wei Ying’s heart only sings for Lan Wangji.

canon

obedient and bellicose by thunderwear (19K, lwj is cursed by the lan elders, they notice too late, fix-it fic kind of?, lqr being a good uncle and lxc is a good brother, wwx accidentally uses the curse but he doesn't know about it)

It took Lan Wangji a long time to realize he was cursed. Too long really, anyone else would have noticed so much sooner. The problem was, he liked following the rules.

Ella Enchanted AU that no one needed but I wanted.

hello my old heart, how have you been? by ravenditefairylights (10K, amnesia, fluff, wwx taking care of lwj, so much fluff and softness, angst too but not that much)

The issue is, Lan Wangji brings his thoughts back before they stray too far, that it is impossible for someone to be in his bed, unless Lan Wangji himself invited them. He has not. He would remember doing so, and besides, all his night clothes are still on and there is no headache to imply that he was inebriated last night. No, the situation is simple.

There is someone in Lan Wangji’s bed. It is impossible for anyone to be in Lan Wangji’s bed, and yet that doesn’t seem to have stopped the stranger.

or lan wangji wakes up, and wei ying is there. he doesn't understand how or why, and he can understand even less why his hallucination of wei ying is so insistent on bathing him, and braiding his hair, on holding him and fixing his clothes. why the hallucination of wei ying seems so happy to see him.

teach me the way by likeafox (58K, rogue cultivator!wwx, horny wangxian, lwj wants wwx to teach him how to be a good lover, ....wwx is a virgin, the porn is the plot, but there's less of it than i thought)

"I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong

other aus

of god: my love unholy by tunnelodfawn (3K, tw blood / war, dark!lwj, god!wwx, kind of poetry)

Lan Zhan takes everything as a sign from his god. The blood staining his fingertips—a holy anointment. He sanctifies himself through blood. The strings of his guqin gleam red in the sun—a divine blessing. This is an instrument of destruction. A single note—a cry of power—and in this note the voice of his god unravels the earthly threads tethering man to earth.

The Yiling Patriarch blesses Lan Zhan with war. Wei Wuxian blesses Lan Zhan with agility. Wei Ying blesses Lan Zhan with love.

The base of the Yiling Patriarch’s shrine is the home of Lan Zhan’s knees. He worships. There is something of the blasphemous and the unholy in his prayers. He prays not for victory but for the sight of Wei Ying. Bless me with your presence, he begs.

Or, wherein, Lan Zhan bridges the gap between the mortal and the divine—the worshipper and the god—with blood.

the river and the sea by sasamelons / @sasamelons (7K, soulmate au, arranged marriage (wangxian with each other), they're both kind of dumb but i love it)

Lan Wangji gritted his teeth, wishing to just be left alone. "I am looking for my soulmate," he ground out.

"Oh."

It took Lan Wangji a few moments to realize that Wei Wuxian had stopped following him. When he looked back, the other boy seemed to be frozen to the spot, eyes wide and lips still parted. He quickly looked away when he saw Lan Wangji looking back. "I see. Well, have a good trip!"

At six years old, Lan Zhan met his soulmate on the streets of Yiling and promptly lost him again.

At sixteen years old, Lan Wangji met his betrothed and was determined not to like him.

#so...i realized i forgot to check the things i already listed but? i tried to avoid listing fics twice?#yes i've mostly been reading oneshots these past few weeks idk why but i can't seem to find any long fics #or at least not ones that i like #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #wangxian fics #mdzs #mdzs fic #cql fic #the untamed #aamna tag #we're almost through the rec list now? i have so much open but idk why i add so few #i'm just really picky when it comes to which ones to write down and which ones not #and then this became a kind of comfort list?#idk?#but also ANGST #not Angst but ANGST #fun fact: Angst means fear in german

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dean-you-assbutt-cas-loves-you · 3 years

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I saw in your tags that there’s some old destiel fic you like on ffn. Do you have any recs ? :)

omg I haven’t been on there in years! like last time I read anything on there was like in 2014 lmao xD

32 fics total - I just checked and all of them are still up...there’s like 30+ more that I bookmarked that isn’t on the list cuz I’m not sure if they’re destiel fics or not so I gotta re-read them

all the ones below are fics that I’ve recced before in the past

1. All Angels Need Their Wings - RATING: NC-17 | LENGTH: 29,784 (2012)

Dean never thought that Castiel would ever return. And when he did, he came in a very unexpected way, a very horrifying way. SLASH Castiel/Dean. Wing-Kink. Takes place in season 7. AU.

2. Heart Trouble - RATING: NC-17 | LENGTH: 74,320 (2011)

Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.

3. It Hurts - RATING: NC-17 | LENGTH: 29,963 (2013)

Inspired by the S9 Trailer Cas had watched the angels fall and with them, his self worth. Now human facing the challenges of navigating mortality he also tries to find a place for himself in this new world. It is a hope he has to find without the Winchesters, without Dean. So now he runs, from both Heaven, Hell and from Dean.

4. Small Problem - RATING: NC-17 | LENGTH: 13,310 (2011)

A cursed artifact has made Castiel miniature, it's amusing for the Winchesters at first until they realize he might stay that way forever. Slash Dean/Castiel Please R&R

5 My Broken Angel - RATING: M | LENGTH: 24,999 (2010)

When Castiel disappears from his vessel, Dean is concerned. But when Castiel reappears and seems to avoid him, Dean is heartbroken. Set mid-season 5.

6. A Hand - RATING: M | LENGTH: 23,474 (2010)

Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"

7. Saving Grace - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 38,602 (2010)

With everything that was going wrong in Dean's life, it took him a while to realize that the person close to him that really needed the most help was Castiel.

8. Candy - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 98,068 (2013)

The Fall from Heaven changed everything. The supernatural no longer hidden. Angels roaming the planet. Sam and Dean's immediate concerns were on a smaller scale. What do you do with the former King of Hell? Where is Castiel?... Destiel/Mute!Human!Cas/Angst!Dean

9. Dude, Dean Looks Like a Lady - RATING: M | LENGTH: 20,774 *gen/pre-slash* (2013)

Sam's good, Cas has been found, and demons everywhere seem to be on hiatus. Seems like things are looking up for Team Free Will that is until Dean wakes up with his very own vagina anyway. Warnings: Fem!Dean, Destiel, female masturbation and S8 spoilers.

10. Evil Intent, Trials of Love, & Finding My Angel - RATING: NC-17 | LENGTH: 36,729, 70,453, & 59,941 *rape, graphic torture, violence* (2009)

Anna rapes Castiel and uses a method that torments him more than anything imaginable. WARNING: Rape and Castiel/Dean makes sense when you read it . If you don't like then don't read!

11. Cascade - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 44,626 (2013)

"And if you fall as Lucifer fell, you fall in flames!" An 8x23 coda.

12. Count The Cracks, Hear The Shatters, Feel The Insanities - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 44,626 *gen/pre-slash* (2013)

They've walked miles on gravel roads that led to hell and back but the journey never quite ends. This is the story of Castiel and the Winchesters after the angels fell from heaven. Post Season 8.

13. Damn Straight & Wait Wait Wait - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: about 21,000 (2010)

Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough.

14. Entertaining Angels - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 43,659 *gen/pre-slash* (2008)

A strange boy shows up at Dean and Sam’s motel room. Maybe he needs help, or maybe he’s there to help them—they can’t quite tell. Spoilers through 4.10. Not an OC.

15. Happy Friggin’ Valentine’s Day - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 22,771 (2010)

SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.

16. I’m Just a Love Machine - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 29,200 (2011)

The Impala finally gets the chance to love Dean back. The problem is, Castiel seems to be in its way.

17. It’s The Great Destiel Shipper, Sam Winchester - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 49,641 (2012)

What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.

18. Pain in the Head - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 78,771 *character death* (2011)

It started out slow. "Since when do angels have headaches?" "Since they become human." Established Dean/Cas. Sort of AU. PG-13. Complete.

19. Sleep in Heavenly Peace - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 45,517 *christmas fic* (2013)

Dean wants to have a nice, peaceful Christmas for once, but it seems like the universe won't let him. Dean/Castiel. Post-8.08 (Hunteri Heroici) AU. First in "Holidays With the Winchesters are Always Fun."

20. The Shattered One - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 94,021 *grace mpreg* (2012)

When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done.

21. This Cupid Isn’t Stupid - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 41,572 (2012)

Dean receives a shock when he wakes up to discover Castiel has returned. Why is the angel suddenly back? Why have his powers dimmed? And.. Why are he and Dean joined together by an invisible rope!

22. Wild Horses, Cas - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 23,505 (2013)

(S8 Spoilers (story is set in S9), Sickfic! Destiel, Minor Sabriel). When Cas comes down with a bad case of Pneumonia it leaves Dean feeling more protective over his friend than ever, but will it also lead to Dean's admittance of his feelings towards his friend?

23. Wrong - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 51,384 (2010)

Angels are not supposed to drop out of the sky into motel rooms, broken and beaten. They're not supposed to bleed like that. It was all wrong.

24. The Reluctant Contestant - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 50,502 (2012)

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

25. The Ugly Duckling - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 81,676 (2012)

Castiel: a nerdy, skinny thing with a crush on the the most popular guy in class. Being unpopular isn't easy and it's worse when the homophobic school figures him out. A small struggle to be noticed by his crush is turned into a huge struggle for himself and his dignity. But bullying can get the better of anyone. Slash. Destiel rated M for later chapters.

26. Nameless - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 77,882 (2013)

AU. Everyone has the name of their soulmate written on their wrist at birth. Well, everyone except Dean Winchester. Complete.

27. Cufflinks - RATING: M | LENGTH: 61,845 (2012)

The world is full of creatures that prey on humans. It is up to 'Hunters' to fight against the dark. Lucky Hunters rely on the help of angels they have bound to their service. Sam and Dean may be good Hunters, but they have yet to capture an angel. One day, Sam finds an angel and seizes the opportunity to bind the angel to himself. Little did they know what they were getting into.

28. Angel Training - RATING: M | LENGTH: 95,700, Angel Training 2: Save Us - RATING: M | LENGTH: 76,888, & Angel Training 3: Uprising - RATING: M | LENGTH: 89,512 (2011)

In a world where angels are common and the most privileged or skilled people are able to own one; the world's angelic hierarchy is about to change when Dean Winchester receives a wild and recently caught angel.

29. Chasing Your Shadow - RATING: M | LENGTH: 92,077 (2012)

The prophecy says that when Castiel turns twenty-three winters old, a stranger will come into his life and bring a lot of suffering. But do prophecies always come true? Demon Dean/human Castiel AU

30. The Holiday - RATING: M | LENGTH: 32,088 (2011)

Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel

31. And In Your Arms I Shall Find Shelter- RATING: M | LENGTH: 33,824 (2012)

Dean Winchester is a long forgotten painter who suddenly receives an order for a painting from a rich man - Crowley. He is about to start painting when Castiel - his personal reaper visits him. The main question is: Will Castiel give Dean enough time to finish the painting?

32. Jar of Hearts - RATING: PG-13 | LENGTH: 127,192 (2013)

February being the supposed 'month of love' people seem to forget that it's also one of the coldest times of the year. Valentine's Day themed events in a cafe turned bar is how Dean managed the courage to speak to the locally famous singer and somehow score a date, a relationship, and a man he didn't deserve out of the deal. Destiel college/uniAU some Sabriel

#ask me stuff #my fic recs #destiel #spn fanfic #Anonymous

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Fic interview tag

tagged by @clarasimone (thanks a lot! ^^)

Name: Mia

Fandoms I write for: Game of Thrones and currently also Loki (Jorleesi & Lokius xD)

Two-shot: (had to google that one, thanks urban dictionary) so, a two shot is basically the same thing as a one shot but with two chapters? cool. I don't write two shots, sorry to disappoint xD BUT I do have a favourite one written by someone else (@fanoftheknight) it's called Come Fly With Me (it's on Ao3) and man, it's great. the perfect Two Shot haha

Most popular multichapter: Jorah's curse - Daenerys Targaryen (also obviously on Ao3)... looking back it's not THAT great, just me writing my first fic ever and having to use a lot of translators and stuff because English is not my native language hA - BUT I must say, that I am indeed proud of it. It's SO LONG and I managed to stay motivated! I didn't only write the whole thing, no, I also translated it, so that's kinda cool yk (took me one year and a half but it was fun, so it was worth it xD)

Actual worst part of writing: Hard one, I never thought about writing having a bad part but right now I'd say finding the right words and formulations? because I sort of stopped writing stuff in German and then translating it, I simply write it in English right away. and that's really hard because my vocabular isn't that big (yet) and I just sometimes need to look words up - but then I can't remember the German word either and... ugh it's horrible lmao

How you choose titles: Me choosing titles is the most random thing ever. Usually it's one of the first thing I do when starting a new WIP. I basically get the idea and then I think of a fitting title. then I start taking notes. and sometimes I start writing after that xD

Do you outline: I know that there are apparently outlining methods but I usually just take notes of whatever comes to my mind and connect those ideas with more ideas? does that count?

Ideas I probably won't get to but it would be nice: ... a Jorleesi Pirate fan fic😶 seriously, I'm obsessed with that idea but I probably won't write it because I literally don't know anything about pirates or ships or how things worked back then... so... hmm :')

Best writing habits: I take notes on EVERYTHING. I'm a person who forgets a lot but thanks to those notes, I usually remember all my ideas. Oh and I'm very good at finding time to write. Doesn't matter where I am, I will find the time to sit down and write a bit as long as I really want to.

Spicy opinions: Ohhhh good question, this has been on my mind since days but I never made a post about it: I don't know that much about genderfluidity YET (currently questioning my entire existence which includes my gender identity and I think I might be genderfluid myself, anyway, that's not the point, what I mean to say, I still have a lot to learn and really don't want to offend anybody with this) but as soon as someone starts using different pronouns for the same character each sentence, I'm off. I mean, I get if you use different pronouns for each chapter or whenever a new day in your fic starts but PLEASE don't use them randomly, it's so confusing! don't get me wrong, I'm so here for pronoun appreciation and all, but it seems so forced (and unnecessary!) when someone shuffles the pronouns for a character every minute. Firstly: it's confusing and off putting. Secondly: As far as I know that's not how genderfluidity "works"? at least not for everyone xD But then again, write whatever you want, I'll read whatever I like, case closed

Tags: I once again don't know who to tag, sorry 💀

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Fanfic author tag game!

tagged by: @halewoods ! <3 and I’m actually remembering to do this one!

tagging: gosh....who hasnt done this?? @queer-crusader, @herself-nyc, @riotsofbloom, @lesbians4luke and ilke?? anyone else who wants to??

Where you post: AO3, I also usually cross-post drabbles here. I have an ff.net account but it’s uhhhhh cursed knowledge and you have to be level known-me-for-a-decade to have access to my old Newsies self-insert fics.

Most Popular One Shot (by kudos): Memories, Like Water, Can Be Tainted or Distilled; Sometimes Will Evaporate (473), by a LARGE margin but also, it’s been up for like 7 years at this point and it’s Stucky xD My more recent most-kudos is also one of my personal faves, Between Breath and Love, I Choose Him (139).

Most Popular Multi-Chapter (by kudos): LMAO it’s funny you think I actually finish things. Okay so this is Play, Boys (130) - my Umbrella Academy eternal WIP that I’ve mostly abandoned. Sad Face, because I actually really loved it - just completely lost inspiration.

Favorite story you’ve written so far: Oh god. UHHHHH I have a bunch? Honestly Memories, Like Water, Can Be Tainted or Distilled; Sometimes Will Evaporate is quite good and something I’m very proud of. a smell that is loathesome to some is sweet to others is stupid and cute and I love it and also it’s nsfw so like. Up My Alley. Into The Blinding Sun is also like....listen I just love stories where Thomas is in love and gets flustered by how much he likes James okay?? And then of course, my passion project, Doubting Thomas which once it’s finished and reuploaded will easily take the cake in terms of like, every metric to rate my fondness of fanfics I’ve written.

Fic you were nervous to post: So honestly? Sometimes A Family As uhhhh anyone knows I have a REAL complicated relationship with the silver-centric part of the fandom and for a long time it’s stopped me from publishing ANY of my writing that deals with him. This is the, I suppose tamest of them but I was still like, having a minor panic attack while posting it. xD

How do you choose your titles?: I usually like poems, or quotes that have to deal with the subject matter. (Or, made up titles that sound like a quote that would deal with the subject matter.) Also, song titles if the song inspired the fic (Doubting Thomas, Unsteady, etc.)

Do you outline?: Not really? For one shots I tend to just have the idea in my head and write it all down, then flesh out and edit. For Doubting Thomas, I had a basic idea of what I wanted to do and wrote key scenes first, then have been filling in as I go.

# Complete: What....counts......as...complete? XD So I have 23 “marked” complete on AO3. I have Of my five “wips” I’ve posted, only 2 are likely to be completed. Listen I’m an Aries. I’m an Aries. I’m sorry.

# In-Progress: ..........................................I have 18 WIPS with their own google doc, and 15 in my “Prompt drafts” doc where I put ideas that I’ve fleshed out but haven’t started editing yet. I’M AN ARIES OKAY. AN ARIES!!!!!!

Coming soon/not yet started: Gosh. Okay so the main ones are “Many Hands Make Light Work” and “Spice”, and also that AU I have based on the Arthurian Green Giant myth. Many Hands is a modern-AU PWP multi fic where Thomas is a good Dom and arranges for a, shall we say, stress outlet involving James and the employees of The Walrus, the gay bar they co-own. Spice is a Flinthams figging fic because that’s just who I am as a person. And then of course there’s my Madi-backstory fic that I’ve started the first two chapters of that I love.

Prompts?: PLEASE. I don’t always answer them, sometimes they get shoved into that Wips-gdoc but sometimes!! I do!!!! And I love getting them!

Upcoming work you’re most excited about: Easily Doubting Thomas. It’s by a MARGIN my longest fic I’ve ever written(currently sitting at 60k) and also a really personal story that I love a LOT and which involves a lot of detail around my post-canon headcanons and how I would have loved to see the show end/deal with, and also me getting to nerd out about history and how it intersects with Black Sails.

#milo writes #tag memes #<33333!!!!#about the author #writing #THANK YOU FOR THE TAG ILUUU

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In the mood for more positivity around! Tell us how much you love your friends and how they have made an impact in your life!

!!!! I love this!!!! OFF I GO!

@zeta-jane - Zeta, you’re unlike anyone else I’ve ever had the chance to know. You’re filled with sarcastic remarks and random facts and you never fail to amaze me, make me laugh and teach me new things (sometimes all at the same time). Your writing skills are phenomenal and it’s always so much fun writing with you. Even if I take ages sometimes to get a project rolling with you, believe me I really enjoy myself the entire time!! :D Thank you for always being honest with me and never sugarcoating stuff, I need realism in my life more often than not xD Thank you for being a constant force in my life and being true to yourself above all. Seeing your bold personality and mentality grounds me a lot and I really love that about you!!

@yuudefensesquad - my DAWTER. my precious sunshine child. You have made me soso happy and I hope you can say the same about me. I feel like we’re on the same wavelength and we understand each other a lot. Beyond quoting the same vine at the same time or sending the same/similar memes to each other, sometimes when you talk about your experiences it feels like listening to myself. I feel really lucky to know someone like you and I absolutely adore what you create. You’re so amazingly talented and sweethearted and I want the best for you.

@crazyloststar - AAAAAH you’re just incredible. I’ve always seen you as one of my closest friends in fandom, and at the same time I look up to you. Not only in terms of your writing & the things you create, but just your attitude on things, from your own personal struggles to your advice for my own problems. I really strive to think more like you, and thanks for always being reasonable and truthful with me!! and of course, thanks for all the laughs and fun times!! I find it hard to stop smiling when we talk!! :D

@absolute-exclusivity - omg girl. I can’t tell you how grateful I am that you’re in my life. You are so full of energy and joy and sunshine that it’s impossible for me to be sad anymore after talking with you or seeing your smile. Spending time with you during my abroad experience was so worth it every time and I miss you tons!! All the laughs we shared and more–I will never forget them. Most of all I love your outlook on life. Even when things get rough, you motivate yourself and power through. You don’t let yourself get dragged down no matter what shit is thrown at you and your strength is so admirable. Even in your most painful moments you find a way to see the light and I love that about you. Just know you have a shoulder to lean on when you need it– I’m right here for you. Thank you for being in my life.

@ Feli even tho she’s not on tumblr - girl !! you are the most cursed fuckin person I’ve ever met LMAO but honestly thank you for all the laughs. You crack me up constantly!! but more than that, thank you for being there for me. We’ve only gotten close as of lately but I really enjoy talking with you & I’m glad to know we’re both the same level of filth™ as each other XD Your advice is really helpful to me personally and I hope I can be a help to you, too! Rock on girl & keep up that amazing art and writing talent you’ve got going. You’re incredible and never think otherwise.

@balefulvengeance - You are soooo sososososo COOL and I am so freakin thrilled to be your friend. I’ve always admired your art and writing and cosplay, and I can’t say how excited I am to cosplay with you coming up!!

@anyonguk - you are so incredible!!! We met so long ago but both of us have changed and grown so much. Despite our interests going different directions, I’m still so happy that you remain in my life & spread your loving, positive energy. You’re so full of happiness and joy even during the hardest times and I really admire how you get through the hurdles in your life. Even when things seem bleak you find a way to pick yourself up and carry on! But you don’t do it alone– you let us friends help you and support you and I think the fact that you can rely on us is really amazing. It’s so good that you know when to reach out and how you want us to help you. I’m so honored to be someone you can turn to.

@ Kris, who’s tumblr I also can’t find atm - girl!!! You are so so full of love. Your posts always bring a smile to my face and I absolutely love the energy you have. You’re always out there wanting the best for this world and it’s so admirable. Your drive and motivation to stay positive and be the best person you can be is amongst the strongest I’ve ever seen in people. I appreciate your memes, your creations, and your kind words in rough times. I hope my words can comfort you too. You’re doing great & I want nothing but the best for you!!!

@just-another-dream-about-yuu - Hey girl I know we don’t talk a whole lot one on one but I am so so happy to know you. You have the best attitude imo, always being your best self and doing what you love. You’re unashamed to be who you are, to express yourself how you want, and to do what makes you happy!! I may not always understand what your posts are sayin but I LOVE seeing you out with your friends and smiling and enjoying yourself. I Love your art SO MUCH even if it isn’t always OnS, I adore your style and always have. I love your enthusiasm and you’ve always, always made my fandom experience so, SO worth it. Thank you for being you. Keep it up!!!

@ Theo who also might not have a tumblr idk - Again we don’t talk a lot one on one but you’re so freakin sweet!! I don’t even know how to explain it!! You make me so very happy; your art is so soft and though you might have parted ways from ONS, I’m so happy you still wanna be friends & stay close. I am excited to see your creations from now on while treasuring what you’ve given the fandom. Most of all, thanks for being such a bright person in my life! When I think of you I think of sparkles and smiles, so thank you for always being so positive and fun to chat with!!

@seraph-star - you’ve done so much for me and you probably don’t even know it!! Everything from your fanart, your posts and your comments on my works have always left a huge impact on me. I hope we can become closer friends because you really rock and I adore your edits, your art and everything else you create. You’re so inspiring to me and I love seeing your story & what you’re up to. I wish we lived closer so we could hang out cause man I think it’d be so much fun!! :D Keep up the amazing work and keep being you. You’re one of the coolest online friends I’ve had the pleasure of meeting!!

@weirdfairytales - I MISS YOUUUUU! yo i Know life be that way but I think about you lots. Not only your amazing fics but just chatting with you– its been far too long and we gotta catch up soon. You’re so freaking awesome and unique and I love our convos, our deep talks and the times when we meme each other into nothingness XD you’re doing so many cool things and I am cheering for you always, even if you’re not aware of it all the time. Keep being amazing girl and I’m here when you wanna chat.

shoutouts to Gia, Helen and Angeru for being the coolest beans ever as well ;) though we aren’t as close I still appreciate you guys!!!!

THERE’S SO MANY PEOPLE I LOVE AND WANNA SHOWER IN LOVE but I kept it to this group for now. you’re all so great and I took this ask and ran with it. I hope it brought a little smile to your face if nothing else. This isn’t for anything in particular, & don’t feel obligated to give me a long response or anything!! this was just a chance for me to express how much i love and appreciate you all.

#anon #personal #time to be gay

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I posted 3.423 times in 2021

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For every post I created, I reblogged 200.4 posts.

I added 53 tags in 2021

#my work - 12 posts

#lmao - 7 posts

#yes - 7 posts

#xd - 5 posts

#naruto - 5 posts

#same - 4 posts

#why - 4 posts

#exactly - 3 posts

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#how i won the war - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#also i will be played by an actor who does not know the language and speaks it terribly because to american audiences its much of the same

My Top Posts in 2021

Ok quick before I forget. Tonight I dreamed of a textpost that looked about like this:

Do you ever just think about the fight Obito vs Kakashi? How Obitos arms go shwingg and how Kakashi goes Woa and then Obito is like ahhhh Ninja girls and the dramatic of it all? Ughhhh, S O S E X Y

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The Six Eyed

Gojo Satoru Character Study or something

I had this in my head all through vacation and just wrote it down in one evening. The idea was “How hard must it be to be destined to be the strongest from birth? How was Satoru’s life?” and I just went from there. Fingers typing on their own and all. Thank you for reading anyway.

Mild spoilers for Hidden Inventory and JJK 0.

Ao3 Link [x]

From the very beginning, Satoru Gojo was destined for greatness. From the moment he opened his eyes for the first time after his birth and his eyes were crystal blue, his life had been decided for him. Finally a Six Eye was born again into the Gojo clan. It had been 100 years since the last one and the family had long since waited for the next incarnation. The two other great clans had already secretly begun to whisper that possibly the Gojo’s needed to lose a status or two, seeing as their most famous, strongest cursed technique had not been inherited by anyone for such a long time now. But the honourable Mr. Gojo, head of his own clan and himself only burned by a low class cursed technique by birth, could not have been any prouder upon the arrival of his first child. A son: blue eyes like crystal, white hair like snow. He was going to become the future of the family, he was going to ensure their survival and their status in the jujutsu world. He was going to be the strongest of them all.

Mr. Gojo did not tire to tell his son how special he was. Often he took the boy out of his little bed and carried him around to tell him how strong he would one day be. Satoru always seemed wide awake when his father spoke, watching closely from little blue eyes the world surrounding him. His father was pleased. The son was already developing exactly as expected. He enjoyed the questions and inquiries from the other clan heads about Satoru. That some of them came by to see him. Yes, the famous Six Eye, yes it is my son, he would tell them proudly. His son would be the one surpassing all their sup-par children. Nobody was doubting anymore that the Gojo-clan deserved the status it had. Nobody dared defy them anymore. Satoru lay there, silently watching his father being pleased with himself.

The boy was not allowed to spend time with other children, it had been decided. Too dangerous. It was clear that a bounty money had been put on Satoru’s head by somebody and that anybody could potentially be an assassin. So the little boy was kept away from others, no cousins were let to him. He also would never have any siblings. Now that the Gojo family had inherited the Six eye, no other children were needed for now. Satoru was the jackpot win in terms of cursed technique and Mr. Gojo thought that a sibling might just distract him. From when he could walk he was made to train. He was going to be the strongest someday and the earlier he was pushed the quicker he would achieve it. The clan could not wait to see what heights the boy could reach. So Satoru lived relatively alone, kept away from most of his own family by a caretaker and some teachers. His father would train him with an iron fist and a little violence. There was no time for him to sit down and play. The boy was the Six Eye, he had to train, even if that forced his father to hit him once, twice or a hundred times. To be the strongest, you had to learn fast.

School was never in discussion. Once he reached the elementary school age, Satoru started tucking at his caretaker's skirt asking if he could also go to school. He had just learned how to read quite recently and had read in a book that children aged 5 and up would be entering school. The little boy was yearning to see other people his age. He knew they existed because his private instructors would sometimes talk about other children around the estate, but Satoru had never met them. He had long since noticed that grownups around him were always staring at him. His eyes, his hair, his strength, how fast he was growing. They’d get this smile on their faces. Satoru knew he made them happy by simply existing the way he did. They constantly told him he would one day be stronger than anybody in the country or even the world. They admired him in a way. He watched and felt it all. He knew he would one day be stronger than them all. Still, how could it hurt to match his skill against others? He just wanted to run around with people his age. People who wouldn’t stare at him at all times. “School?” his caretaker said, “I think you will be home-schooled, young Master.” She smiled. Unsatisfied with hearing the negative answer, Satoru asked his father during their evening training session. His father laughed: “I will not let you go anywhere as long as you are this weak, son.” And then he used his son's distraction to punch and break the child’s nose.

So Satoru focused on becoming the person everybody in his family expected him to one day become. He trained most of the time, neglecting a lot of his schoolwork. His father would punish him severely for slacking, but Satoru could shake it off pretty consistently by the time he was 11. His cursed technique had expanded and he was recovering from wounds much better than before. Grownups still came to see him frequently, he now knew every important figure in the Japanese Jujutsu world and some from overseas by first name basis. None seemed interesting to him. Stuck in their ways and old, he despised them all. His father would say “One day you will lead all the meetings as the head of the clan and the strongest sorcerer around”, which sounded like a nightmare to Satoru. For now the boy just counted the days until he could escape this prison of an estate and finally, finally attend school. With high school age he would move out to go to the Jujutsu Tech in Tokyo. He would be taught with other students his age. It excited him.

“I can’t believe such a person is going to be your classmate”, his father whispered to Satoru just shortly after he had transferred to Tokyo full time. One of his new classmates, Suguru Geto had no clan lineage and parents without any innate curse technique. Mr. Gojo, as well as many other elders, believe that letting others into the world of jujutsu sorcery just spelled trouble. They could always do lower importance jobs like drivers and such. No need to fund their education to full fledged shaman, he believed. Now his precious son was going to share a classroom with this other, lesser boy. “He doesn’t measure up to you in any regard”, Mr. Gojo told his son, “You will eventually be so much better than him that he will go green from envy.” Satoru said nothing. He just wanted his father to leave. He was itching to try the limits of his power out.

Mr. Yaga lightly tapped his fingers on the table of his office. “He unfortunately has kind of an ego,” he said, avoiding any eye contact with Mr. Gojo sitting on the other side. Satoru’s first year at the high school was about to come to an end. “He thinks he is stronger than everybody, which can put him in dangerous situations at times.” He wiped the slight sweat off his brow. Mr. Gojo raised an eyebrow: “So? Is he strong?”. Yaga replied: “Yes, of course. His cursed technique is already very strong for his age. In a year or two he will have surpassed most of the people at this school. However, he is not much of a teamplayer with an ego like…” Gojo cut him off: “I don’t see why he would need to work with others. They are weak and he is going to be the strongest. Better have no connection to anyone at all and just rely on yourself. I’m happy to hear that he knows his worth. Especially against that other kid.” Mr. Gojo was pleased. His son was developing just fine. He could see that Yaga wanted to disagree, but his respect for the elder man was too high to speak up.

Satoru’s second year started explosively with a fight with a former member of the Zen’in clan Toji - now Fushiguro. The latter had really tried to kill Satoru and injured him greatly. However, the younger boy had in time expanded his Limitless cursed technique even further and in turn killed the attacker. It was talked about everywhere. Toji, who had been thought to be unbeatable, had been defeated. At the hands of Gojo-clan member, of the Gojo-clan member. If one had not heard of Satoru before, they’d surely knew him now. The mission to retrieve the star plasma vessel for Master Tengen had failed though. “It’s all due to this Getou-boy, he could not do his job right”, Mr. Gojo raged while sitting by his son's bedside in their private hospital room. Satoru was slowly recovering, his cursed energy taking care of healing any wounds. There would be only scars remaining. “Suguru did everything he could, father”, Satoru replied wryly. He had grown weary of his fathers complaints. “You could have been killed! He just let it happen, the little weasel”, his father had ignored his comment. Satoru reached for his sunglasses on the desk next to him. He had just recently started wearing them to cover his eyes a little. With the Six Eyes he could see perfectly at all times anyway. His father scoffed at them: “Could you not wear them all the time? I don’t understand why you want to hide your eyes. They are the strongest asset your clan has! You should proudly display them. Especially after what you did to this rogue Zen’in.” Mr. Gojo once again had found something to rub into that Zen’in clans smug faces and it had greatly improved his mood in the passing days. Satoru said nothing, quietly pressing the button for the nurse to come and take his father out of the room.

Satoru hung back on Suguru’s bed in the dorm waiting for the other boy to finish unpacking from his trip to Hokkaido. “I don’t understand why I can’t go on missions with you anymore”, he complained, pushing his sunglasses back onto his eyes. “We were a good team.” Suguru replied without turning around: “You have surpassed all of us now. There is nobody you can work with that even comes close to your abilities.” He continued folding his clothes back into the closet. Satoru huffed at this answer. “I quite enjoy being the strongest sorcerer among them all”, he smirked, “Seems like I even impressed you with my skills and that is no easy thing to do.” It does however feel lonely to go on missions alone, Satoru added in his mind. There had been a time a few years ago when he had wanted nothing more than to work alone. He had always known he would eventually be the best and that ties to others, as his father would often mention, would only weigh him down. But now he had grown used to working with others, Suguru especially. He wished they were more evenly matched and could continue to work with each other. “Be careful, otherwise your head might inflate even bigger in the next few months, Gojo”, Suguru said and even though he was smiling with his mouth, his eyes seemed tired and sad.

“His attitude has been absolutely inacceptable lately”, Mr. Gojo slammed his fist onto Mr. Yaga’s table, which was now the office of the headmaster of jujutsu Tech in Tokyo. “He does not come home and if he does he talks back! He forgot how to listen! What are you teaching him here?” Yaga sighed deeply. Satoru had entered his third year and was now slowly but steadily approaching graduation. There had been a falling out quite recently with another student, Suguru Geto, who had not only attacked fellow classmates, but also killed his parents and aligned himself with curses. Since then Satoru’s power had increased even more rapidly, putting him among Special Grade sorcerers even before he had finished school. It also had greatly increased the ego he was carrying around. “Did something happen recently?” Yaga asked in an attempt to calm Mr. Gojo down. Over the years he had learned that it was easier to just listen and agree to what clan-heads had to tell him and then push them out of his office quickly.

Gojo proceeded to talk about an occurrence not too long ago when finally Satoru had decided to come home for once over a family holiday. The topic of Getou had come up and of course Mr. Gojo had mentioned, as he never tried to mention, that kids like Getou shouldn’t have been made jujutsu sorcerers in the first place as they did not understand the fundamentals. This boy was a real example of that. Satoru had only half listened to the previous conversation and also refused to take off the goddamn sunglasses his father hated so much, but after Getou had been mentioned his ears had perked up. His father had noticed his watchful eyes on him like he had always done when he was a small child, but this time he did not remain silent. To his fathers disdain, and Yaga’s quiet admiration, Satoru had stood up, slammed a foot onto the low dining table and loudly asked for an apology “to Suguru”. Mr. Gojo had obviously denied such a ridiculous request. Swiftly he had lifted his hand to give his son a good old slap for discipline, something that had always worked well throughout the years. If his son was forgetting his place, his father did not hesitate to remind him. An iron fist and a little violence, such had been his way. But Satoru dodged his fathers attack, no, his father had not even reached him. His son’s limitless cursed technique had for the first time completely repelled him. “Weaklings like you can’t touch me anymore”, Satoru spit the words at his father as if they were poison in his mouth. “I am the strongest now.” He swung his leg to break off part of the table and knock over all the glasses on it, then, with an icy “Do not speak of Suguru ever again” he walked out. Mr. Gojo now asked for an official Jujutsu Tech apology from Mr. Yaga. Somehow the school must be responsible for ruining his son’s manners, he claimed. The headmaster could only smile at that. Satoru had truly become Japan's greatest sorcerer.

After graduation it drew Satoru Gojo overseas. He wanted to see other places, other sorcerers and get away from his family. While keeping tabs on Suguru and his movements in Japan he aimed to measure himself against other people in foreign places. Maybe there was an equal somewhere, there just had to be. This obviously played into his father’s hands as it spread the knowledge of the Six Eyes and the Gojo family all around the world. More admiration equaled more status at home. Nobody in other clans dared to question the Gojo’s place in the Jujutsu World now. They knew that swift revenge would come in the form of their eldest son at any sign of disrespect. Or at least they thought as much, because Satoru had not been home in many months and also was not planning on helping his father in these silly matters. He was just searching for someone to match his skills, someone he could partner with, who would measure up to his skill level. But it became increasingly clear to him that there was nobody. The climb had brought him to the highest tip of the mountain of power and it happened exactly as quickly as was expected of him. It was cold and lonely alone at the top, however and he missed teaming up with Suguru. Damn that Suguru, he’d think now and then, what happened?

Then, one day in a lone alleyway in Seville, Spain, hunting a semi- first- grade cursed spirit down on his own path became very clear to him. Some young, Spanish sorcerers had approached him about the curse, which had been above their skill level. It was his eye colour that gave the Six Eyes away even to foreigners. Satoru had agreed to help them, but pushed them to do most of the work on their own. He had quickly noticed the cursed energy reserves each of them was harbouring and through little advice and a bit of his usual, charming teasing he had pushed them to rise above themselves very quickly. They could now keep up with his speed and only needed little support to exorcise the cursed spirit. It was exhilarating to see them matching his movements. He had taught them something and now, even if it was just for a little time, they were keeping up with him. There and then he knew he was going to be a teacher.

“Your father has a different vision for you in mind”, Yaga said, after Satoru had come to him with the request of a teaching position. “I don’t care what he thinks”, Satoru replied with a smirk. Yaga could have sworn to see his opposite raise an eyebrow, but it was hard to tell, as he had recently started wearing a blindfold. He had, in his own words, grown tired of people recognizing him by eye colour alone and was now hiding his eyes completely. Obviously in time it would spread that the boy with the Six Eyes was also the one wearing a blindfold, but Satoru would enjoy his peace until that time. His teacher made a “hmm” sound and put his fingertips together. “I don’t know, Satoru” Satoru put his feet on the table and leaned back in his chair: “So you are denying my request?” No, Yaga was not denying his request. In fact he was entirely unable to deny the request. If someone as skilled as Satoru Gojo came knocking to become a teacher full time, someone like Yaga had no choice but to accept him. The ramifications could be huge here though, as Mr. Gojo had already slated for his son to take over the position of clan head very soon. This had been his destiny from the day he was born with his blue, six eyes and the Limitless cursed energy. Now he was trying to divert from the path and who knew how long. The Gojo-clan would never be happy to hear that and Yaga was the one who’d be forced to deal with them. “Your father will come here to complain to me”, he explained to his former student, “so you better give me a good reason why you’d want to be a teacher here.”

Satoru shrugged with his shoulders and leaned his head to the back of the chair: “I give you five.” He raised five long, pale fingers into the air. “Firstly,” he took one finger down, “I don’t want to be doing things for the clan. I couldn't care less.” As much has been obvious, Yaga thought, but didn’t say anything. Satoru pulled another finger down: “Secondly, while it was nice hunting cursed spirits overseas and all the fast women and money and all”, he smirked, “I feel like I can get fast women and money and cursed spirits here too, plus I am closer in case Suguru does anything stupid.” Another finger went down: “Thirdly, I hate the elders of this Jujutsu world. Too conservative, too negative, too, you know, old. I think I could actually change things around here if I would work my way up through the hierarchy. I just start with my own students and we go from there.” He paused for a second as if to collect his own thoughts.

“Fourth,” he pulled another finger, “I want to teach more young sorcerers that are not from great clans, like Suguru was. I think there is big, unused cursed energy here that we could use. Sorcerers die all the time, we need new, fresh blood. The elders just care about clean techniques and clan standings. I want to be a teacher of anybody who has talent. I want to promote them all.” This forced a smile on Yaga’s face. You used to be such an egoist, Satoru, he thought, and now look at you. “And lastly?” Yaga asked as one finger was still in the air. Satoru took his hand down: “Lastly,” he said slowly, “I want to find someone who can surpass me. Everybody thinks that there is nobody that in my lifetime will be able to match me or be stronger than me. I think this is a falsehood. I think there is absolutely a strong sorcerer out there that could one day be better than me. Maybe he is already around. The son of Toji Fushiguro has a pretty strong innate cursed technique and I have watched him develop for ages, maybe he will someday become better than me. I want to prove that I can be surpassed. I also want to be the one who teaches the person that one day will surpass me.”

Yaga watched his student across from the table. It was hard to imagine a world in which another person could match, no, even surpass Saturo. But it was understandable that the young man just wanted to have his skills matched with a partner again. He had flown so far above the ceiling that now it was time to find a grounding again. Icarus flying too close to the sun and all. “I see”, Yaga said and a quiet smile came onto his face. “Welcome to Jujutsu Tech Tokyo, Master Gojo” He offered his hand to Satoru, who could not hide his triumphant grin when he took it. “Thank you headmaster, I promise you will only slightly be disappointed in your choice.” They shook hands. “Oh and let me deal with the old geezer. It’s my blood after all.”

Satoru visited the main house the day his new job at the school became official. He did not remove the blindfold upon his fathers request, he did not explain his reasoning, he did not eat anything or touch the sake put down in front of him. He just sat there, white hair sticking out from his head like spikes, the destined son of the Gojo- clan, the pride and joy, the strongest, he who hailed their future and said absolutely nothing. From underneath the cloth he watched his fathers rage come down on him, just like he had watched him when he still had been a baby. The only thing that was different was the smile on his face. A devilish grin that would not stop being there. Mr. Gojo wanted to hit him, he wanted to break his nose again, wanted to set him straight, but Satoru never let down the Infinity between them. When he grew tired of getting screamed at he got up and just left. “I will pack my things”, he told his father on the way out. “I know you won’t stop me, because you are just so weak compared to me.” Every step away from the house felt like a curse lifting off his shoulders. You wanted me to be the strongest, father, Satoru thought. And here I am. Here I fucking am.

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You make me wanna die

Baby’s first smut (I guess.) This is my first smut story & my first reader insert too! I hope some of you will enjoy this, even if it got a bit long and might be clunky at places. Song that inspired this here

PG 18. Really.

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Just 5 weeks ago you have broken off a half year long relationship+ with Gojo Satoru in thoughts that it might be healthier for you to be without him. Unfortunately you're friends have dragged you out to this garden party of the Jujutsu School you work at and Satoru is most likely to be there too. This is fine, you think, no way he will start something in public. Right?

Your eyes - I can see in your eyes - everything in your eyes - you make me wanna die.

Just another horribly unpleasant hot summer day in central Japan and you have to attend a garden party at the Jujutsu school in Tokyo. There is no way to combat the heat any more than you already do, wearing a short skirt - as short as possible without being inappropriate-, a thin top and your hair in a bun over your head to keep the neck free from sweating. Still, you feel too damn warm and you can’t help but fantasize about the beaches of Okinawa. If only you were there right now instead of here, surrounded by way too many people and forced to make a good face and conversation.

You move your cold glass against your cheek in vain hopes that its cold can cool you down only a little. Inside the school building, in your infirmary, there would be air conditioning, but the party is happening outside and your friends already made enough fun of you for hiding away with your work every so other day. “Recently you have been working so much. Do you even know who you work with?”, they said, “You should get out more”. So you did.

Leaning against a standing table you look around among your peers. What your friends say is not true, you do know your coworkers well. Most of them go to see you regularly after missions when they need patching up and you are good at casual conversations with them. Your own cursed technique being a healing power is a god sent gift for the school and the many sorcerers that still use it as a home base, but it also means that you have no offensive powers to speak of. You stay by yourself during your work hours.

Of course the heat is not the only reason you wanted to avoid this party. Afraid to run into him you’d rather skip the whole ordeal, but you’d be bound to meet him sooner or later so it would probably be better to do this in public. At least he wouldn’t try anything this way. “And I,” you think, “I also won’t start anything.” You can’t trust yourself around him.

After downing your second glass of wine and hanging back at the very corner of the garden to avoid being spotted, you can finally see him entering the scene. Wherever Gojo Satoru appears he immediately is the center of all attention. He is wearing a white dress shirt and black pants, both probably more expensive than your yearly earnings, and sunglasses. You know what it means when he ditches the blindfold in favour of the glasses and wears his hair down. He is hot and he knows it too. “Is there even a girl of age in this institute that he hasn’t yet slept with”, you wonder silently.

Gojo’s eyes move over the crowd to scout who came to the party and your first instinct is to hide behind your table, but you can stop yourself from ducking. The six eye is always awake and if it wants to see you, it will find you. Even if you try to hide behind a piece of plastic. And even still, it's fine if he came over, you are in public, right? There is nothing he could do to you here, right? His charms probably won’t have any more effect on you. Nervously you bite your lips and watch him look around. God, he looks good in this shirt. Unsurprisingly, every woman in his radius glances at him. He can have whomever he likes, and damn, if he doesn’t know it.

Finally, his eyes find yours. Even if the glasses hide the blue in them, you can feel them piercing into yours- “The six eye will always find you, if it wants to”, you think to yourself and fidget with your wine glass. You plead with him not to come over, but when you look up you can see him make his way through the crowd with big steps and head right towards you, a big, shit-eating grin on his face. You frown. Man, how can such an ass be so hot.

“Hey sweets,” he says, dropping his arms on the table in front of you. Instead of a drink he carries an ice cream cone with 3 scoops and whipped cream. He never drinks if he can help it and you are well aware of his obsession with everything sweet. Like a child he loves nothing as much as sugary food. You’d make fun of him getting diabetes when he is older, but you don’t believe that something as trivial as that could even hurt him. Gojo’s cursed technique makes him an undestroyable god.

“Gojo”, you say back, trying hard to sound as casual as possible. The last thing you need is for him to know how nervous you really are. Under the table you put your left hand into a fist.

He gives the whipped cream a lick and makes a sound of pure enjoyment. “So tasty~”, he hums, then, in a completely different, more serious tone: “Didn’t know you would address me this way”

Ugh. What a stupid thing to say. “Oh, excuse me. I forgot to add the “-san” honorific, Gojo-san”, you say sarcastically. You look around yourself in the vain hope that one of your friends could possibly come by and save you from this awkward situation. No. You are alone.

Gojo looks up and you can see his blue eyes shining over his sunglasses. He raises an eyebrow in amusement. “I see,” he says and takes another big lick of his ice cream. You catch yourself watching his tongue move along the scoop and over his lips. You always wondered if these lips felt as soft as they looked. Feeling embarrassed you avert your eyes.

“I liked it way more when you called me Satoru,” he says, finishing the last piece of the ice cream cone by swallowing it whole. You just shrug your shoulders: “Does not matter to m-”

With a sudden movement that leaves you no time to step away he is closer by your side, the usual devilish grin on his face. “You know”, he says, moving forward so his mouth is right by your ear, “I loved when you said it like this-” imitating your voice he breathes out, “ Satoru.” Hrrg, you can feel goosebumps on your neck. “I was wrong to think he wasn’t gonna try to start something in public”, you think, regretting not just hiding from him in the first place.

He pulls out a hair from the bun on your head. The touch makes you blush slightly. He is only gentle because he tries to get you to do his bidding. You know him well enough to see through the strategy. It would be easy to just turn your head and walk away, but you like your hair between his fingers, you’ve always liked it. “I had ice cream, but now I’d really want dessert”, he purrs into your ear. Gojo hadn’t even bothered making much small talk with you before getting to the point.

This is how it had been from the beginning. Before the day he ended up actually injured in your infirmary you had only ever heard stories of the man with the six eyes. The god in human form, not only strong beyond compare, but also handsome on nobody else's level. He was legendary. So many rumours were flying around about him. Some said he must have a foreign parent to explain his height and his silky, white hair. Others said that he must be half curse, otherwise his power and his looks would be incomprehensible. Most of all though your female friends talked about his exploits. Gojo Satoru liked sex. He liked it a lot. He’d get any woman he’d want and he’d only ever want them one time.

One after another of your friends was given the privilege of being with this human god and they would tell you stories of how it went. Nobody ever complained. Gojo left only satisfied customers behind. Apparently he knew what he was doing. It made you curious about him. Not that you really needed sex, but there was no reason to not at least try it once. “You taste the Six Eyed one time and you’re addicted for life”, one of your coworkers was saying with a dreamy look on her face. “However, you only get one taste, one time.” The power he still held over these women that had “tasted” him was terrifyingly huge, but still, you also wanted a taste.

Then one day there he was. He walked in, hair turned up and blindfold wrapped around his head. He had only minor injuries and when you asked him why he hadn’t healed them himself a big grin appeared on his face: “I was totally beat, plus I would have never seen that our nurse is so hot in her little outfit.” You weren’t easy to be caught off guard, but he had still managed to do it within minutes of meeting you. You had heard that Gojo was a flirt, but this was a direct way of flirting you were not used to.

After you had taken the time to look at all his little bruises - some of them already healing before you even got to them- he suddenly got up, gripped your wrist and pulled you closer to him. “We haven’t had sex before, have we?”, he asked and again his direct way of doing things took you by surprise. “N-no”, you said, unsure how to react in this situation. “Do you want to?”, he hummed into your ear and you could feel yourself aroused at the idea of it. It was all so very sudden, but you had always wanted to taste the Six Eyed. So, why not?

So you found yourself with your mouth around his cock, taking it in as far as you could. He would not let you touch him otherwise, not to stroke his leg or even hold yourself on his knees. This is how you found out how the limitless technique of his worked and that he could restrict your movement around him as much as he pleased. He pulled your hair tighter each time he enjoyed a movement of your tongue, and you loved it. You swallowed all of what he gave you, exactly as he requested and after he had pulled his pants back up all he gave you was a pat on the head: “Sorry, I need to go somewhere else, Sweets, but I will get back to you, I promise. This was not the real thing.” And out he was, just like that. You were forced to lock your office to give yourself some relief.

It was only about a week later when he hit you up with an email, probably getting your address from one of his students, who more often came to visit you (fights between students was a usual occurrence and they always needed some sort of patching up), asking for your apartment place and number. Of course, someone like him was not gonna let someone like you into his own private space, but you shook your head at his request anyway. Gojo wasn’t even buying you courtesy dinner first, he was just getting straight to the point. Well, you had already decided to go through with it all, so you sent him the address. Every fiber of your being was excited for the night.

He came an hour later than he said he would, you offered him a beer, and in this way found out he wasn’t drinking alcohol at all, but he didn’t want anything. “I just had food”, he explained, “and I very much like to have dessert now.” The way he pronounced the word made his intention behind it very clear. This whole situation weirdly raised your excitement. He wasn’t even pretending to care about you personally, he was just here for one thing. Truly, he was a predator trying to eat you alive.

You tried to unbutton his shirt, but could not touch him, instead he did it himself. He was clearly in control even if you were the one on the receiving end this time. None of your friends had been lying about his qualities. His touch between your legs drove you crazy, filling you with pleasure through fingers and tongue touch alone. You wanted to pull his hair the way he did with you, you wanted to scratch his back bleeding, but he would not let your hands close to him until he threw a condom at you. It was like being handcuffed without handcuffs.

When he finally inserted himself in you it felt like he was rewarding you. His eyes behind his sunglasses, that he hadn’t even taken off for you, watched your pleasure with intense pride. Gojo really was an asshole, but your brain was too foggy to be angry at him. He thrusted into you, until you were completely out of breath, unable to say or think anything, but his name. Satoru. He ordered you to say it out loud and you complied: Satoru. It was like he filled up your entire being, head to toe. Once you taste the Six Eyed you are addicted for life.

“I knew you’d taste sweet”, he said, licking his lips as he prepared to leave your apartment. During it all he hadn’t even taken his shirt fully off. You wished he had allowed you to also taste these lips, but no, he had not kissed you. He had bit you, he had used his tongue between your hips, but no kiss. Frustrating. You wondered if he never did that or if it was just you. And then he left and took with him all the heat of the night. Part of you wished he had stayed to just be close to you, although it had always been clear that he would give you one night only. So you went back to your regular business, you told your friends about your one night of fun and got back to work. This had been the arrangement from the beginning. Gojo was moving on to other women now.

Technically this is how the story should have ended, as it had with so many of your female friends and colleagues, but Gojo Satoru had a mind of his own and so it didn’t take more than 2 weeks until he messaged you again, this time quite late in the evening. “I want some more dessert”, he wrote and you knew exactly what it meant. Of course, you let him come over. “I thought you only do those things one time with a woman,” you asked him as he carefully unbuckled what was probably an incredibly expensive designer belt, but he just waved the question away. Then he bound your hands together with his blindfold, which gave you your first real look at his deep, ice blue eyes. It was like you were being hypnotized.

For the next 6 or so months this is how you came to be regularly fucked senseless by the strongest jujutsu sorcerer in the world. Satoru came by every few days when he was in Tokyo either to your apartment or to your office. He usually called him his dessert or did similar puns about sweets. You liked it, you wanted it to continue, he loved sweet things after all. You couldn’t help but wonder, however, why he wasn’t kissing you. Why weren't you allowed to take the lead? And, if you were the dessert, who was the main meal? Thinking about these things led you nowhere and as soon as he was with you again - in you again - you forgot about them immediately. Hopelessly addicted. For some reason you decided to keep these visits to yourself. For all your friends knew, you only had had him one time.

Your out happened only about 5 weeks ago. On a friday night you found yourself alone in your apartment waiting for Satoru to call on you, but he never did. To be available for him you had cancelled on a friend's birthday party this very evening and then he didn’t even show up. Not like he had said he would. You suddenly got very aware of the fact that he was not bound to you, that he had nothing to answer for if he wasn’t coming over and that you were the only one that cancelled plans to be free for him. Gojo Satoru might not be able to fall in love, but you definitely were. By morning you made up your mind to end it. You could have talked to him personally to tell him all this, but you worried he might just seduce you again with just the look in his eyes and so you chickened out and just sent him a text message. He did not reply, but he also didn’t call on you again.

So now you had spent the last week aggressively trying to not think about him and managed well enough to go on with your daily life without him. You only came to this party because your friends pushed you to come and because you -falsely- assumed he would hold himself back in public. Clearly that is not the case.

Gojo pulls another strain of hair out of your bun, completely pulling you back to reality. “Uh”, you say, stalling for time. His finger is still playing with a strain of your hair. Keep a level head, you force yourself. How can you get out of this situation? You look around once more and spot Nanami walking in your general area. You know him. He is often injured and needs support. Plus, he is very nice and cordial. This is your chance to get away.

“Nanami-san”, you jump forward to catch Nanami’s arm to have an excuse to leave your table, and Gojo with it, behind. He turns around in surprise, looking from you to your arm clutching his and back to you. “Oh, are your wounds doing better?”, you ask to explain your odd behavior and he moves his muscle slightly to show he can do it without pain. “Yes”, he says in his silent, calm voice and even though he still seems confused by your actions, he does not ask further questions. Yes, Nanami is a good person. You walk away with him and dare not look over your shoulder to Gojo. Who knows, maybe you’d get hypnotized by his eyes again.

Nanami takes you over to the refreshments table and offers you another glass of wine. You accept happily. If there is one way to get through the day it is definitely by being drunk. Nanami is not the type of guy who would take advantage of a drunk woman and he would also not just let you go away with Gojo if you weren’t of clear mind. It was probably best to stay close here. So you do. And meanwhile you down another glass of wine and another, and another, and one more. Ah, the wonderful feeling of alcohol fogging up your brain. Before you know it the ground beneath you feels uneven. “Is everything okay with you?” Nanami, who has until just now talked to a colleague you don’t know, is throwing you a concerned look. Really, such a good person. You smile back: “I think I just need to step out for a second.” You gesture to the school building and whisper: “Toilet” then giggle at yourself.

Tomorrow you will quite possibly be embarrassed by your behaviour, but right now you can’t really help yourself. You stagger back to the building, trying your hardest to not seem as tipsy as you are and find yourself in the toilet. Everything spins a little as you sit down on the toilet seat. Shit. “I might have overdone it”, you think. What might Satoru be doing right now? Did he find another girl to fuck? Probably, you conclude and before you can scold yourself for it, you feel bitter and jealous about it. Whatever. He is an asshole and you are better than him.

You leave the bathroom and before you can make two steps forward you crash into an immovable black wall. Has this wall been here before? You look up and realise that you did not in fact walk into a wall at all. It is a person. You follow the large chest up the neck and over the sunglasses to the white hair. Of all people you could have run into in this situation it is Satoru! You take a step back, but fall over your feet. “Uh, slowly there”, he laughs as he catches your arm to save you from falling down. “Did you drink?” That fucking grin on his face. The way he holds your arm. The fact that he is so close. You hate it all. Hate, hate, hate. Or whatever.

“Excuse me, sir”, you say overly formal and wiggle your arm out of his grip. Before you can step aside and once again escape out of Satoru’s reach he has moved forward and smashed his hand into the wall next to you. The sound makes you take a step back, leaning against the toilet door now. Once again you are trapped like a prey he is trying to hunt. And once again it kind of excites you, even though you know it shouldn’t. Obviously, he did not really punch the wall with his hand. Instead he had his infinity crash with the brickwall and then after putting his hand down.

Satoru leans forward to you, his head towering over yours, and grumbles: “I did not appreciate the way you tried to make me jealous before.” You huff at that: “I can talk with whoever I want”

“I don't like sharing”, he continues, as if he hasn’t heard your retord. “You don’t own me”, you snap back. His eyes behind the glasses narrow. He put his hand into a fist: “Fine. You win. What do you want?”

“What? What do you mean?” You have to put your head into your neck to be able to look up into his face. No idea what he is referring to, you think. Alcohol is hammering in the back of your mind. He licks his lips. “What do you want so I can have dessert again?” Oh? Oh! He is desperate. Desperate for you. Now this is exciting. This is great. For the first time you are in the driving seat. “I want you to turn your limitless technique off”, you order and can’t help but smile triumphantly.

Satoru takes a step back so he can look closer at you. He searches your face for something you can’t place, but you feel your insides shiver at the way his blue eyes look all over you. “You try to kill me or something? Are you a hired assassin?”, he asks, eyebrow raised. He is just trying to find an excuse not to do it, you think. “Can’t you feel that I don’t have that killing intent?”, you reply back. He sighs. “Fine”, he says again. “Fine?” You can’t believe he actually agreed to do it. “Yes, come here”, he rolls his eyes a little, seemingly annoyed.

Slowly, as if you still can’t comprehend what you and especially what he just agreed to, you raise your hands and touch him. You crawl your fingers in his shirt, overwhelmed by euphoria about the win you just scored for yourself. There might have been a voice in the back of your mind which would have reminded you that you really didn’t want to sleep with him again. How hard it was to get him out of your system, but this voice had been thoroughly silenced by alcohol.

Fearing that he might change his mind any minute now you take one hand and reach into his hair. You need to stand on your tiptoes to even reach his head (god, how can he be so tall?) and then you pull his head down to you and finally, finally, you can press your lips on his. You’ve kissed before, other guys, but nothing compares to this. Just like no other sex had compared to the one you’d have with him. His lips are exactly as soft as you expected and when his tongue touches yours you can taste the sweetness of it. He probably ate something sweet, unhealthy again. Even after the big ice cream. You move with your hand through his hair and he uses one hand on your back. It is clear that he likes your touch as much as you enjoy his. Why had he never allowed this before?

Somehow he finds the door handle behind you and head spinning, thoughts foggy and lust rising inside you like a hot vulcano, you both stagger back into the toilet. He locks the door behind himself, then he kisses you again, hands on your face and your hands fly to his shirt. Better to get him out these clothes quickly, you think. Once again he is filling up your entire being. This is how it is to be an addict. You only feel good when you get your drug again.

Then, as you try to open his shirt buttons you can feel Satoru’s hesitation. He pulls away and takes a step back. “I’m not gonna destroy it. I will be careful”, you assure him. He shakes his head: “That's not it.”

“What is it then?”, you ask, curious to learn more about his weird little habits. It had been odd, that you had never been able to touch him before, after all. And you’d always wondered why. He walks past you and sits on the toilet seat. “Nothing”, his grin is back. “Open your hair.” You do as he says and pull the hair band out of your hair. “My turn,” you walk over to him and pull the sunglasses off his face, “No sunglasses. I want to be able to see your eyes.”

“Are you sure you might not just want to kill me?”, he moves his head to the side. “Maybe in different ways”, you retort and admire your courage. Alcohol might have made you weak to his advances, but at least it made you bold. “Come here”, he pulls you onto his lap. Your lips find his and the heat between you immediately returns. He pulls your shirt over your head and you unbutton his shirt as quickly, but carefully as you can. First the right and then the left arm you help him get out of it and then you finally see him shirtless in front of you. Such a day of first times.

You trail with your hand down his chest and he shivers as you pass a large scar. He licks your ear, moving his hands on your back to get rid of your bra. “I don’t like showing it to others”, he says, masterfully unhooking your bra so it falls loosely from your shoulders. “Makes me feel weak.” Never guessed there was anything that could make him feel weak, you think and peel your bra completely from your body. “Didn’t you kill the guy who did this to you?”, you ask, pressing your skin against his. It's a marvel that a man with such white hair and cold eyes can feel so warm. He grins at you: “Yes, I sliced that motherfucker up good.”

“So you are not weak. You should be proud of them.” Satoru humms in agreement and kisses from your jawline to your neck downwards to your breasts. You run your hands through his hair, along his scalp and can tell by the goosebumps on his neck that he enjoys your touch. He licks over your left nipple, touching the other with his fingertips. In these last 5 weeks without him you have often fantasized about something like this. Mostly in dreams when you had no opportunity to keep yourself in check. It was even sweeter now that it was reality again.

He sucks and licks your nipples until you feel hotter than you felt in the outside sun. Of course he notices the reaction this all has on you and with his usual shit eating grin he moves one hand down, touching your belly with long, pale fingers until he reaches the hemline of your skirt. “I like this skirt”, he murmurs into your ear. “It’s short enough to give me easy access.” One hand still on your breast he pulls down your panties just far enough so he can reach your sensitive parts.

You can’t stop yourself from softly moaning as his finger brushes over your clitoris. With directed force he rubs over you and you can feel the electricity pulsing through your body. “I see you wanted me after all”, he says, pulling his fingers back and forth over you. Yes, you had been wet for quite a while already. Being kissed, touched and licked by him had done its job. Also it had been a while now. And you really, really had missed him. Of course you had wanted him, who would not want someone like him. He was a god.

Knock knock. Someone knocked at the door. Does somebody know you are here? Has Nanami followed you? “Is this taking much longer?”, a voice asks through the door. Satoru, a hungry look on his face, now inserts two fingers into you. You gasp. What is he thinking! There is someone at the door. “Answer”, he whispers and begins moving his fingers in you. You can feel the heat rising. “Eh”, you speak up, trying hard not to sound too out of breath, “Yes, probably, I’m sorry. I had..”, you bite your lip to suppress a moan, “..too much wine.”

His movements intensify. You bite down hard on your lip to stop yourself from making too many sounds. The taste of blood is on your tongue. I hate him, you think. “I see,” is the reply from the person outside. “Don’t give us away”, Satoru whispers again, both hands now between your legs. One hand still inside you and the thumb of his other hand brushing up and down your clitoris. Ah, damn. He is such an asshole. You scratch over his back. “I wait then?” The person outside just doesn’t give up. Just leave, you implore him, but you can feel that he is still there.

“There are”, you say, breath heavy now, “some more down the hallway.” Your face and body run hot now, you can feel the feeling of your first orgasm coming in fast. “Just keep walking”, you press out and finally you can hear the person walk away. Satoru purrs into your ear again: “Well done. Want to be rewarded?” He increases his pace once more. “ Yes, please” , you beg and he gives it to you. Body twitching and pulsing you finally come around him. Biting down on his shoulder and hands in his hair you let the sensation fill you up and enjoy every second of it. He has done this to you before, but now that you can touch him it is so much better. “Good sweet girl,” he praises you, a grin still plastered on his face and part of you wants to hit him.

After a bit he pulls his fingers out and pushes you from his lap. Your body is still slightly pulsing from the orgasm, but you can stand upright. Your eyes meet his blue, cold, beautiful ones and you wonder why he had you get up. “Now I can do what I want”, he growls, again looking at you like you are the next meal to be devoured. Your eyes are still fixed on his. “Take that skirt off”, he orders, getting up, “and the underwear.” He towers over you now, eyes looking down on you and you follow his orders without further question. “Now,” he gestures to his pants, “you take this off.”

Under Satoru’s watchful eyes, the eyes that always see everything, you unbuckle his belt and pull down his pants. He is still wearing shoes so you just leave it hanging between his legs. His cock is now pressing against your face hard and ready for you. You lightly touch it with your fingertips, moving over the shaft that is already wet with precum. “What next?”, you ask, feeling all too at ease in your usual subordinate role. His eyes light up and he pulls a condom out of his pocket. As he used to, he throws it at you and with fast fingers you pull it over his cock. You’ve never seen a penis as beautiful as his, fitting to the rest of him.

He puts his hand under your jar and forces you to come back up to him. Kissing you once again he lets his fingers run over your back. He cups both of your ass cheeks into his hands and, to your surprise, lifts you up to push your back against the wall. The tiles behind you are cold against your naked skin, but it's a welcome cool. You stare at him, eyes now on the same level. He licks his lips. “Satoru, am I not to hea-”, you try to ask, but before you can even finish your sentence he has pushed himself inside of you.

You cling yourself around his neck, his lips on yours, as he slowly, but steadily thrusts inside you. It is easier for him to go deep inside you, as the wall prevents you from moving backwards yourself. Once again you are entirely locked between him and concrete. “I don’t appreciate when people take my sweet things from me”, he whispers against your lips, thrusting harder. It almost sounds like a threat. Every part of your body is now electrified, unable to do anything else but crawl your fingers in his hair. “I don’t want you to cut me off again”, he continues, increasing his pace. He is threatening you. The rational part of your brain knows that you should be alarmed about this behaviour, but unfortunately there is only one part of it active currently. And that one just screams Satoru at the top of it’s lungs. Your ears are ringing.

Satoru moves his head forward and sucks on your neck until it bruises. It’s like he is marking you. Harder and faster he is now moving his hips forward into you. Your breath is heavy, fast and you can’t keep the moans back. “Tell me, you won’t do it again.” Your eyes cross and you almost lose yourself in his. “Satoru..”, you begin, but he cuts you off: “Tell me.” Fuck, you think, fuck. Sex is just powerplay after all. His pace is now almost unbearably fast and you can feel your second orgasm of the day approaching fast. His eyes stare yours down. How to say no to this? How could anyone. “I won’t cut you off again”, you reply dutifully and he thrusts so deep in you that you almost scream out.

“Right answer, Sweets”, he grins, eyes shining at you. “Now do you want me to push you over the edge?” He slows down. Leaving you right before the finish line. “Yes”, you press out, breath too heavy to speak clearly. “Say my name. The way I like it.”

“ Please, Satoru”, you beg once more and then finally he speeds up once more. “Fuck yeah, that’s what I’m talking about”, he purrs into your ear and kisses you. When his lips touch yours it finally throws you off the edge. Your body feels like it is exploding. Heat rising from the center to every tip. A squeaky sound escapes your mouth. You open your eyes slightly and can see his eyes watching you again. Unable to keep your head on your twitching, pulsing body you throw it on his shoulder.

You lick his neck and his ear, enjoying the waves of pleasure his movements send through your body. Breathing into his ear you let out a moan, unconsciously helping him climax himself. He speeds up into you one last time and with a long Ahh, finally comes too. You can feel his cock moving inside you, filling up the condom to burst. Satoru slows down his thrusts, riding the sensation out while trying to also catch his own breath and then you kiss again. His soft lips gentle on yours. You wonder if there could ever be anything sweeter than the way he tastes.

He carefully pulls himself out before letting you down. You can’t believe that he held you up for this long. Did his power give him unlimited strength too? As he turns around to throw the condom in a tiny trashcan next to the sink you can see the carnage your fingernails have left on his back. You’d always wanted to scratch him bloody and now you finally have. You feel oddly satisfied at the outlook.

Quicker dressed as you can even scout for your clothes he is already buttoning his shirt when you are just about to put your skirt back on. “I go out first”, he nods with his head to the door, “You can go after me. Wait 10 to 15 mins.” For a moment you wonder why that would be necessary, but then it comes back to you. You are at the school, there is a garden party going on. There were so many people outside! And you just had sex in the toilet. Classy. “I need to fix my hair anyway”, you say absentmindedly, watching him straighten his shirt out.

“So I will call you”, he says, already fiddling with the door handle. “When?”, you ask, naively hoping anything had changed about him. “Sometime when I’m hungry again”, he grins. He unlocks the door, but before he steps out he instead walks back to you, presses your chin up with his right hand and kisses you once more. “This was fun.” His eyes hiding behind the sunglasses again. Then he is out, the door closing behind him.

Again he had left you alone to deal with his aftermath. Like a wildfire he comes and goes, leaving nothing but burned ash behind. What had even been the point of walking out on him? You were so easily reeled back in. A fish on his hook. Hopelessly attached the heat in his icy eyes. Once you’ve tasted the Six Eyed you are addicted for life.

Fuck.

You make me wanna die - I’ll never be good enough - and everytime I look inside your eyes - you make me wanna die

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T A S K T H R E E : Q U E S T I O N N A I R E

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 001. GENERAL.

does your character have any nicknames ? no, that’s sad someone give him one, make it stupid - like boo bear.

when was your character born ? november 11th, 1984.

where was your character born ? valdez, colorado.

is your character allergic to anything ? nah, this bitch invincible.

does your character have any illnesses ? a doctor a day keeps the apple away.

what is your character’s mbti type ? enfp, the campaigner.

what is your character’s economic status ? upper middle-class.

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 002. APPEARANCE.

what is the color of your character’s eyes ? hazel , i think.

what is the color and texture of your character’s hair ? ramen noodles.

how tall is your character ? six foot, yeet . his only redeeming quality imo .

what is your character’s body type ? lanky af, might break if u step on him.

does your character have any scars ?scarification cos he’s an edgy bitch, prick marks, picked scabs scars.

what is your character’s post prominent feature ? this dicc . kidding xd , his brows be thicc.

does your character have any body modifications ? no piercings, too many tattoos.

what is your character’s clothing style ? mismatched everything.

what does your character’s voice sound like ? annoying.

what does your character smells like ? weed, irish spring-old spice infusion, but mostly weed.

what are some unique mannerisms ( talking with their hands, accents, talking fast, etc ) your character has ? so many hand gestures, put them in your pockets fool.

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 003. FAMILY.

does your character have any siblings ?yeet, an older brother. we kinda stan, sometimes.

what are the names of your character’s parents ? are they still alive ? jane and ryan, they’re the whitest suburban parents okay don’t hold their names against them.

does your character have any children ?not that he knows of.

does your character have a spouse ? no, thank god.

who is your character’s favorite family member ? probably his brother uwu.

did they ever live with their family ? if so, how old were they when they left home ? yeppers, lived with them until he went to college.

does your character want to have children ? or do they want more, if they already have them ? yeah he wouldn’t mind, if it happened he’d be excited but like wldn’t put the effort in to be like hyfr kids !

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 004. FAVORITES.

season: one of true detective. he doesn’t care for the weather !

curse word: shit, that was a classic.

food: pizza, basic bitch.

book: what’s reading.

artist: fábio magalhães , disgusting .

animal: it’s weird to have a favourite animal and thas the fax.

tv show: mind hunter, the twilight zone.

movie: videodrome and don’t u forget it .

social media: y-y-youtube. ( also twitter & facebook ).

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 005. PERSONALITY.

is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted ? he acts like a dumbass but he’s smart-ish, he literally has a masters in film criticism, i mean u gotta be kinda smart to bullshit right.

what does your character want from a partner ? what do they think and feel of sex ? constant love and attention, sex is cool but watching your partner appreciate ur favourite part of ur favourite movie ? just as orgasmic .

what are your character’s weaknesses ? he’s a bad bitch u can’t kill him.

how well does your character accept / own up to their own mistakes ? how do they deal with the mistakes of others ? he owns up to his mistakes all the time, cos he makes a lot of them xd , he’s pretty forgiving but like . . [ gay judgement ]

is your character pragmatic ? responsible ? reckless? i’m tasha, im 20 and i never learned the definition of pragmatic, good thing he’s reckless then.

how is your character’s imagination ? daydreaming a lot ? worried most of the time ? he doesn’t daydream per se but he has a lot of ideas that he’ll let you know about.

is your character aware of who they are ? of their strengths and weaknesses ?no, he’s oblivious. but ignorance is bliss yeet, it makes him invincible again , he’s a bad bitch. you can’t kill him.

how they react when facing a stranger’s suffering ? what about the suffering of their loved ones ? [ gay panic ] with strangers and [ gay judgement ] with family.

how do they feel about their physical body ? hates it, a shoddy vessel for an excellent soul.

what do other people think your character’s worst quality is ? well he’s a fuckin deadbeat so maybe jot that down.

is your character an introvert or an extrovert ? extrovert , disgusting.

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 006. EXPERIENCES.

has your character ever been arrested ? petty crimes, his parents always bailed him out tho shoutout to them uwu.

has your character ever cheated on a partner ? no, he fucks with monogamy ok ):

has your character ever been cheated on by a partner? no, none of his relationships have ever lasted long enough dhfjg

has your character ever been in love ? how did it turn out ? well ya, probably. how all relationships turn out, down the shithole.

has your character ever had sex ? what was their first time like ? he sure has, it was drunken and awkward and endearing in that way ig.

what was your character’s first party like ? drunken and awkward and endearing in that way. prolly blacked out.

who was your character’s first love ? redacted cos i’m too tired to head canon.

what is their best childhood memory ? what about the worst ? getting into shenanigans with his brother. worst - anything involving his parents and their sad eyes ’n judgement, gross.

what’s the most terrible thing that ever happened to your character ? when he woke up in a literal garbage dumb and got literal rabies and had to get a literal tetanus shot. that and the time he was constipated for like six days straight , ugh.

what are some past occupations your character has had, if any ? he’s delivered pizzas, glenn rhee is quaking. kidding he outsells ly boo.

what are their most embarrassing memory ? any time he’s shat his pants, there’s no way for it not to be embarrassing - no matter how many times it happens.

have they ever done charity work ? um no .. lmao.

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 007. QUIRKS.

does your character drink ? do they take drugs ? imagine if i said no.

what is your character’s most prized possession ? stupid film mementos given to him by stupid film ppl.

what are three things you can always find in your character’s wallet / purse ? condoms ( i say this as if he ever gets laid ), cash, cards.

what are your character’s bad habits ? his whole life, that and he leaves the toilet seat up.

is your character a night owl or early bird ? night owl, hoot hoot.

do they prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter ? s-s-smooth?

do they prefer netflix or hulu ?both.

do they prefer cats or dogs ? dogs.

are they left handed, right handed or ambidextrous ? left handed, quirky bitch.

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ 008. RANDOM.

did your character like school ? what was their favorite subject ? [ me in 2k12 vc ] i love learning, i just hate homework and like, school and applying things. english ):

is your character good at their job ? hell yeah fr !

what is your character’s dream job ? doesn’t have one, legend.

what is your character afraid of ? what keeps them up at night ? not being in control of bodily functions, aging.

what did your character’s childhood home look like ? was it in valdez ? it sure was, and it was white picket fence suburbia. v cute.

what is your character’s level of comfort with technology ? decent. he knows how to troubleshoot and stuff, he doesn’t use computers for that much though.

what is a talent your character thinks they have but is very wrong about ?singing … sweaty … hush … this is why the band died.

what is a talent your character actually has ? driving , is that a talent ? no ? ok, then having swag.

what does your character’s home look like? listen their apartment is nice ok, it’s just made ugly by bobby’s presence.

#valdez.task003 #i truly lost my last braincells writing this #frances will come later );

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MY THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING (& REWATCHING) THE RETURN OF THE SPICE GIRLS: REUNION TOUR 2007-2008 (updated 3-31-18 HAHAHA)

i’m just blabbering here lol but if you want, read this and see if our thoughts match or something XD

(3-29-18)

i finally found the time to watch the full concert (though it’s a fan edit, from different videos). it sucks that the DVD of this tour never materialized, but at least we got this than nothing!

i’m currently at the part where Vic, Mel B and Emma do their solo thing. damn it, i want Vicky to sing too, why’d she just do catwalk??? ugh! meanwhile, my gayness for Mel B is developing lmao i wished she sang one of her solo songs, but i love her song choice. god, i’m imagining the Boys watching the Girls, and Mel B just picks AJ during the song and oh god, i can basically see AJ getting embarrassed at first then getting turned on by Mel as she’s dancing ugh. anyway, Emma sang Maybe, which makes me frustrated that only A Girl Like Me is on Spotify and Deezer. nevertheless, she sings the song perfectly, it’s one of my solo Spice faves.

(3-30-18)

when i first saw the video where the performances from Vic, Mel B and Emma transitioned to Viva Forever (there were five guys who did a full Latin dance routine), moments from the Boys' Vegas performance of Undone continuously flashed in my mind while i was watching. i'm like, holy cow, Viva Forever and Undone could be adjacent to the setlist if ever they get to tour together holy shit (i'll be making a separate post for that, my Backstreet Spice concert setlist hahaha). remember the first part of Undone where the Boys get to dance with female dancers? it's basically the same in Viva Forever!! i also noticed similarities in the remixing of both songs. i'm fangirling now to the point that i'll be making gifs of both performances ahhhhhhh! wow, Victoria's voice is being highlighted in the chorus! i think they did that on purpose, every Girl has her own voice being highlighted in certain songs. shit, the part where Geri was being brought down the stage to signify her departure from the group breaks my heart. every single time. what if the Boys did the same thing? like, what if they included songs from the Unbreakable and This is Us era, and Kevin will disappear momentarily for the others to perform songs while he was out of the group. or what if the Girls did remixes of Holler and Let Love so Geri can have solo parts in them? hahaha

aaaand here we go, Holler!! but ugh the audio was cut off from the vid (copyright issues, i assume). anyway, oh god i can't, i can't even, this song turns me on (every once in a while haha but most of the time, the hoe in me can't help but dance to this song). and oh shit, the part where they get to walk some of the male dancers like dogs, oh no, i see Brian, Howie, Nick and AJ in a dog leash with Mel C, Victoria, Emma and Mel B holding them oh no. but damn i wish they did the original choreo for this, with the thigh slaps and all.

(3-31-18)

[whoops, guess who just downloaded two Spice Girls documentaries on her laptop HAHAHA]

personally, i don’t like the fact that Geri sang along with a backing vocal, unlike the other Girls. (but kudos to Ginger for improving her singing, i mean, watch her recent singing videos, her voice has changed a lot since then.) Mel C killed her solo though. i love the way she performs, the way she works the stage, running from one end to another.

i got a bit mad at Let Love though, why’d they cut off Mel B’s part and didn’t let her sing her ad libs on the song????!!! but i love the part where Geri was brought up again on the stage and the five of them walked together, holding hands, i was really emotional.

and i got more emotional when they sang Mama. too bad the video didn’t include the ones where they brought up their children onstage, but i had a lot of feelings.

then they sang a medley of Celebrate Good Times, Shake Your Body, That´s The Way and We Are Family. loving the cute moments among the Girls, those little, wacky interactions. my personal faves are the Melanies’ moments and the Mel B & Geri ones! <3 <3

then they sang Goodbye, with Geri. i was laughing so hard at that one video where Geri attempted Mel C’s part (the “so glad we made it, time will never change it” line), where Geri turned to Victoria with a ‘what the fuck i was supposed to sing that’ face, which made me wonder, when they rehearsed the whole thing, was Geri supposed to sing that? i don’t know, maybe?

when If U Can’t Dance came on, i kept on waiting for Geri’s rap, which they never included ugh!

then they talked for a bit, with all the thank yous and the dedications. i adored the one where Mel C did a backflip, it was their last show on Toronto, on my birthday! laughed so loud at the part where Mel B said, ‘can i kiss you all with tongues now?’ and Mel C replied, ‘not again?’ which means they’ve kissed each other on the lips (my gay ass is so happy for this).

then finally they sang Wannabe and a reprise performance of Spice Up Your Life. they had different final outfits on a couple of shows, i’ve noticed. have y’all seen that one Wannabe performance where Mel B and Geri inserted curses on their verses? YOU SHOULD WATCH IT OMFG one fan commented that ‘oh, so i’ve been listening to the clean version all my life???’ IT’S SO HILARIOUS. like, they sang “yo i tell you what i want, what i motherfucking want, so tell me what you want, what you motherfucking want!” then ‘and as for me, fuck me, you’ll see!!’ LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, MAN, I LOVE MEL B AND GERI HAHAHA!

but i was torn when they finally said ‘hi see ya, good night!!!!!!’, like, man, can y’all do a world tour again and finally stop by the Philippines??? for the love of god, i’d spend all my money to buy a VIP ticket ahhhhhh

so there you go! might be rewatching this again at some point this semester LMAO

oh, i haven’t typed out my thoughts on the first few songs of the show! i’ll save them for later haha!

ugh, i want new music and another world tour. :((((

#spice girls #The return of the spice girls tour #video #thoughts #spice girls reunion

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fuck-yeah-firebringer · 7 years

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Ok wow long post ahead :') (sorry guys I'd put it under the cut if I could) @hermoingoboingo tagged me!! Rules: answer these 82 questions and tag 20 people. Last 1. drink? water lmao 2. phone call? my piano teacher 3. text message? to my climbing-buddy 4. song you listened to? Alexander Hamilton 5. time you cried? I teared up at a picture of mkw does that count? Have you ever 6. dated someone twice? no 7. kissed someone and regretted it? not yet :p 8. been cheated on? I've never been in a relationship lol 9. lost someone special? not yet thankfully  10. gotten drunk and thrown up? I'm terrible at getting drunk :p Favourite colors: 11. Pastel blue 12. Purple 13. Yellow In the last year have you 14. made new friends? online, yep! 15. fallen out of love? no 16. laughed until you cried? definitely, more than I care to admit  17. found out someone was talking about you? not really?? 18. met someone who changed you? With every new person I bond with I try to change to be a better friend to them, so I hope so 19. found out who your friends are? the same people I thought they were before  20. kissed someone on your facebook list? like...on my friends list? Yep General: 21. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? like 90% I hope 22. do you have any pets? I have a kitty called Jasper 23. do you want to change your name? I'm not a huge fan of my name but I can't imagine being called anything else (also I'd probably change it to Lauren Mary Kate if I could so I can't be trusted lmao) 24. what did you do for your last birthday? Ice skating  25. what time did you wake up? 10am, oops 26. what were you doing at midnight last night? on tumblr 27. name something you can’t wait for? Leakycon!! 28. when was the last time you saw your mom? 2 hours ago  29. what are you listening to right now? nothing 30. have you ever talked to a person named tom? that's weirdly specific but yea?? 31. something that is getting on your nerves? my social skills (or lack of) 32. most visited website? tumblr, agh 33. hair colour? that kind of brown blonde 34. long or short hair? I've been told I've got the BisexualTM haircut, so that's good :p 35. do you have a crush on someone? yep, and if you've seen my blog it's not hard to find out who  36. what do you like about yourself? I hope I'm a nice person and I'm trying to be more selfless  37. piercings? ears 38. bloodtype? O+ but who wants to know? 39. nickname? my friends cursed me with embarrassing nicknames that I'm not sharing XD 40. relationship status? single 41. zodiac? Sagittarius  42. pronouns? she 43. favourite tv show? Poldark I guess? I hate the protag but I'm rooting for literally everyone else sooo 44. tattoos? nope 45. right or left handed? right 46. surgery? nope 47. sport? Climbing 48. vacation? Ideally? Somewhere warm 49. pair of trainers? nah More general 50. eating: it's midnight so...nothing  51. drinking: nothing  52. i’m about to: fall asleep 53. waiting for: nothing. a reply, maybe XD 54. want: everything to work out okay in the end 55. get married? some day 56. career? Hopefully artisf Which is better 57. hugs or kisses? I'm not picky 58. lips or eyes? eyes 59. shorter or taller? not fussed 60. older or younger? Idk?? 61. nice arms or nice stomach? Uhhhh 62. hook up or relationship? relationships sound nice  63. troublemaker or hesitant? Lmao idk have you ever 64. kissed a stranger? no 65. drank hard liquor? no 66. lost glasses/contacts? don't wear them  67. turned someone down? ...no 68. had sex on the first date? no 69. broken someones heart? ...unlikely 70. had your heart broken? nope 71. been arrested? no?? 72. cried when someone died? Of course :'( 73. fallen for a friend? ...maybe... Do you believe in 74. yourself? Kinda? 75. miracles? nah 76. love at first sight? no 77. santa? nope 78. kiss on the first date? I guess?? 79. angels? no other 80. current best friend’s name: Is feel bad naming them 81. eye color: blue/grey  82. favorite movie: ok yknow what?? Spies Are Forever was filmed so technically it's a movie. I'm going with that So I'm not gonna tag 20 people. Feel free to ignore if you aren't a fan of these things @thats-n0-m00n @oh-my-dead-vicious-wizard-duck @it-hurts-because-it-mattered @valiant-heart @dikratstarkid @upstagedtheatre @gay-for-lauren-lopez @pazazzalil @starkidmoonshoes

#aka existential-dread-crisis #my post #tag #tagged

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belonginsolitude · 7 years

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1-101 answers for that sweet anon

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? Well, a lot of things have me confused right now. But most of them are extremely personal and I am trying to cut back when it comes to posting super personal things online.

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? From time to time. But people are busy, so I’m not upset if I don’t.

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? Hell no. I’ve smoked before, sooooo.

4: Do you find it easy to trust others? No. Due to past relationships and the things that happened, I find it difficult to trust others at first.

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? I think I was doing homework.

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? Probably Ven (my best friend).

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? Well, because I have been I will answer with what I did. I cried my heart out. That lasted days.

8: Are you close with your dad? No. I don’t even know my father’s name.

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? Wrong. Very wrong.

10: What are you listening to? Angel by Shaggy.

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? Arizona green tea with honey and ginseng.

12: Do you like hickeys? Fuck. Yes. Gimme.

13: What time do you go to bed? Depends on what I’ve got going on the next day + what’s on my mind before bed.

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? Yes. We don’t talk anymore.

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? No. I almost always drop my phone when I try.

16: Do you always answer your texts? Yes and no. Sometimes I don’t answer right away.

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? No. Not one bit. She’s still my lovebug.

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Today. Like a few hours ago.

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? Two. Ven and Kaitlynn.

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? Honestly I have a bad memory. So no clue.

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? Yep. My uncle and my cousin.

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? Of course. Karma is very real.

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? Yes and no.

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? That’s what we’re doing now.

25: In the past week, have you cried? I am a very emotional person. I cry when I’m happy, sad, angry - you name it and I’d probably cry about it.

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? Blue.

27: Do people ever call you by your last name? No. Thank God. Hell I rarely get called my first name. It’s usually a nickname.

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? Not that I know of.

29: Do you have a best friend? YES> Several. My bestest friends are (in no particular order) Ven, JJ, and Glenda.

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? No. Go ahead and kiss that asshole. XD

31: Who was your last call/text message from? My boo thang Glenda.

32: Are you mad at anyone? Shockingly no.

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Most of my exes are older than me.

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 21.

35: How many more days until your birthday? 13 and counting down.

36: Do you have any summer plans yet? Pride is today (06/24/17) and I’m going to the art muesum + Olive Garden for my birthday.

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? Ven is my bestest friend.

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? No. I try to tell them everything. But sometimes I do forget and end up telling them days after I’d originally planned to.

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? Yes.

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Never. Even if we’re no longer on good terms, I don’t regret things like kisses/sex/relationships/etc.

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? Sometimes. A few year age gap is okay. But, personally for me, I can’t date someone who’s too much older/younger than me. I definitely won’t date anyone under 18.

42: Are you available? Yes and no. While I am single, I only want my lovebug.

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 1.

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? I’ve had multiple piercings. So hell yeah dude!

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? Sometimes. It all depends on the situation.

46: Do you regret anything? I try not to let myself regret too many things.

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? Me. How I’m feeling. Just thinking about bettering myself.

48: Did you ever lose a best friend? Yes. We’d been friends since 3rd/4th grade. We suddenly stopped talking a year or two ago.

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? Nah. I knew what I was doing. Would I kiss them again? No.

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? I am.

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? Yep.

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? Nope nope nope noooooooope.

53: What was the last thing you ate? Bread sticks I put cheese and salami in lmao.

54: Did you get any compliments today? Yep. And those people are total sweeties.

55: Where are you going on your next vacation? Idk. Don’t really have a vacay planned rn.

56: Do you own anything from other countries? Maybe? Honestly I have so much crap in my room, I don’t remeber when or where I got it.

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? Girls.

58: Where have you lived most of your life? In Ohio. I’ve switched cities so often, none of them would count. So I’ll just say Ohio.

59: When was the last time you took a long drive? The other day. Drove with my aunt for a few hours.

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? Yeeeeep. I mean c'mon, it’s a stupid “middle school right of passage”!

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? Nope. Shockingly, I was a fairly good kid.

62: Who do you text the most? Uhhhh it’s a toss up between Ven, Glenda, and Kaitlynn.

63: What was the last movie you saw? White Chicks I think.

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? I do not have a girlfriend at the moment.

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? I didn’t have my first girlfriend until 2012. Sooooo 0.

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? Nope. Older.

67: Do you curse around your parents? My mom finds it amusing.

68: Are you happy with where you live? Honestly? Yes.

69: Picture of yourself? I’ll post it seperatly.

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? Very monogamous.

71: Have you ever been dumped? Who hasn’t?

72: What do you most like about making out? OMG EVERYTHING. Her hands on my waiste, or in my hair. The feel of her lips or maybe even the soft and hesitant brush of her tongue against mine!! OH MY LOOOORD.

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? Yep.

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? Well it depends. Sometimes I grow some balls and initiate things. Other times I’m too shy.. XD

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? Eyes. A girl with pretty eyes can steal my heart in seconds.

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? I think Glenda maybe???

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Nope. I can’t do that.

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? Again nope. Kinda prefer knowing a girl’s name before I go down on her lol.

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? Hugging her, Ed Sheeran, sappy love notes, art, recieving cute and thoughtful gifts.

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? It all depends on how I feel about them.

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? Several times actually.

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? Sometimes.

83: Do you miss your last sweetie? No.

84: Last time you slow danced with someone? In her apartment in January. I put on the playlist I’d made for her, wrapped my arms around her waiste and just danced. She giggled and told me I was silly, but she danced along.

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? By never met I assume you mean like an LDR. Yes. Many times.

86: How can I win your heart? Be honest with me, tell me how you’re feeling. Send me things you saw on Tumblr that made you think of me. Make me chili spaghetti (my favorite). Cuddle me while we watch my favorite movies (Clueless, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Perks of Being A Wallflower)

87: What is your astrological sign? I am a Cancer.

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping??? I think????

89: Do you cook? Occasionally. I like trying new recipes.

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? Yes. A few times.

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? Yes and no. I want her, but I also want to take it slow. No rushing. We’ll go as slow as turtles.

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? The latter. I fall quick sometimes, and I prefer a serious relationship over dating and not being “tied down”.

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? DIrty blonde hair, blue eyes, a lovely smile. I prefer girls who are taller. Which isn’t too hard since I’m 5'1. Uhhh other than that I don’t care.

94: Name four things that you wish you had! Chili spaghetti, Kaitlynn, tickets to see Ed Sheeran, and a French Bulldog.

95: Are you a player? I don’t think so. I am very monogamous.

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? I once played truth or dare with two of my friends in 4th grade, and got dared to kiss both of them. Does that count?

97: Are you a tease? During sex or flirting? Either way the answer is yes.

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Yep. We don’t talk anymore.

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? Only twice.

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Kaitlynn. 100000x over.

101: Hugs or Kisses? Can I just have both??

There ya go anon!

#mine #because its 2 a.m and I'm bored #ask #anon

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metalpiratequeen · 7 years

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Godformers Chat

Metalpiratequeen

Currently writing up a whole bunch of "meet the godformer" memes. Just got to Lazarette and I'm not sure whether to go with mermaid persona

http://orig04.deviantart.net/b071/f/2012/190/2/7/sea_goddess_by_james_face-d56lstq.png

Entirely made out of water

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/5/5b/Digital_Booklet_-_God_of_War_Blood_7.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160409005113

or giant ass woman

http://www.gameartisans.org/user_uploads/challenges/multiforum/fest-challenges/shawn-zm-142173-fest-challenges-main-image-1377822739.jpg

Deceitfulcharmer

they're all so pretty and perfect ;-;

Vxtum

OMGG SDJKFJKDSFHJKI agree with Katie. ;-; They all look good!

Calypso reminding me of Eris from Sinbad

Deceitfulcharmer

Part of me is a little tempted to take part, but I also know that I wouldn't do anything with it so there's no point asdfghjk

Metalpiratequeen

gently nudges gives us the war/liberator god and blue sky goddess

Vxtum

Could always do what I'm doing? I just made it its separate verse for anytime

Deceitfulcharmer

stop tempting meeeee

that could also work ;-;

Metalpiratequeen

I'm making them seperate verses because I want to keep these going.

Deceitfulcharmer

maybe I'll doodle a couple things when I get home uwu

Vxtum

sdkjhsdfhjk oh god ;-;

-excited for both-

Deceitfulcharmer

I've been practicing muscular males lately so Megatron can be one of my guinea pigs xD

Vxtum

Muscled warlord u-u good, good stuff

Rustedservos

yeah im probs gonna make this a seperate verse also cause i love god formers

Metalpiratequeen

Sweet. Has everyone made a godformer then?

Swordintehswarm

shake head no

Vxtum

Julius says he might make Tetta into a tiny fairy that accompanies Gravitas. (We otherwise are abstaining from Cyclonus, Galvatron, and Scourge having godforms. For Cyclonus, he already has two 'god' verses, and he's from a god in our targetmaster verse. I'm pretty much maxed out with Cyclonus and his herald-self xD)

Metalpiratequeen

Cyclonus-deity whore

But tiny fairy Tetta sounds so cute ;3;

Vxtum

-grins-

Metalpiratequeen

Or an imp. Lazarette sees her as a mischievous I'mp. :p

Swordintheswarm

Fae folk are not nice8'D

Fae folk kill people for fun, no need for imps

Deceitfulcharmer

Grimmjow muse was also very interested in Gravitas' godformers bio, btw uwu

Vxtum

I've no idea if she's a killer. I just know that she puts new flowers in his hair and sleeps in some of the larger blooms strung up on his antlers. She might be nice to him, but for all I know, she could absolutely be this evil thing to everyone else.

omg, was he?? -grins- Come give him a bowl of berries at one of his shrines/alters, and he'll come out to associate with you~

Swordintheswarm

Tetta using Gravitas's antlers to nestle sounds adorable asf

Vxtum

He's a greedy fuck. You leave him an offering, he's there

Swordintheswarm

But I am too cautious about actual medieval fairies to try to approach if it were rl xD

Deceitfulcharmer

when you start thinking of your OC in godformers AU but end up accidentally dragging another two of your OCs into it alongside her ;-;

I started with goddess of wind and rain and now I've ended up with god of thunder and goddess of lightning too

Swordintheswarm

Loool, ikr

MetalPirateQueen

Weather deities!

Deceitfulcharmer

be nice to them or they will flood your village, or start a fire. whatever they feel like

Swordintheswarm

I want to do godformer bug but I’m procrastinating

Vxtum

It took me, like, four days to complete the "meet the godformer" thing, so don't feel bad u-u

Metalpiratequeen

What does my Godformer wear? ....nothing

Vxtum

Instantly the most popular among their peers

Deceitfulcharmer

I'm thinking Electron's Godformer can't/doesn't ever touch the ground, instead hovering on a breeze

Vxtum

I haven't decided yet that when Gravitas takes human form, if he bothers 'magicking' clothes onto himself. He feels like the sort of uncivilized guy to walk around, naked and proud. "Your cultural's obsession with the need to hide the beauty of one's body is not welcome in my presence. I will not humour it."

omg, Katie

Metalpiratequeen

Maybe Electron is a breeze. Like a literal wind with a human outline.You could see a whirlwind inside her. Or a hurricane

Deceitfulcharmer

I was going to go for super flowy clothes but that sounds so beautiful too ;-;

Metalpiratequeen

(Also be warned. LS is a demigod going around demanding quests from gods, Hercules style, so she may obtain godhood and finally meet her father, the god of time. While Lazarette is a vengeful god who hates humans for occupying her domain and rarely ever joins in on deity affairs and politics. Haven't quite decided where the bros stand. Might make Oil Slick a satyr.

Deceitfulcharmer

Megatron sits around, counting down the days until the next war when he's suddenly needed again xD

Metalpiratequeen

God of war gets a lot if holidays xD

Deceitfulcharmer

I have two big questions: 1. How buff do I make him and 2. How much of it do I actually bother to cover with armour

Vxtum

Gravitas actually enjoys humans, preferring to be in the forest, watching them/helping them/revealing himself to them than hanging around the Ethereal Realm (Olympus/Heaven/whatever LOL)), so he pretty much skimps out on most festivities and politics. But fuck, LS. ;-; I love that take you did. It gives her such a good reason to interact with any god she comes across. Fuck, I can't wait to see, man xD

LOL, Katie. Conan arms!

Metalpiratequeen

Go the opposite route and give Megs as little armour as possible. Hell, how about an old collesium match where he battles butt naked!

Deceitfulcharmer

CHARL xD

Vxtum

lmao, I actually agree about the naked part. If you gotta go to war naked to startle the enemy, then more reason to!

Deceitfulcharmer

all these naked gods, how scandalous <3

Metalpiratequeen

They're gods. All they do is fight and have sex anyway.

Deceitfulcharmer

...you have a very good pointwhy not do both at once and save time?

Metalpiratequeen

(Normal verse: Gravitas and Lazarette have a ton of sex. Godformer au: Gravitas and Lazarette have a ton of sex. Only now with bestiality)

Vxtum

Horse cock

Well, not really. Maybe I should still give him his double-cock. Sounds like a god-thing. So fertile he's got two

Decetifulcharmer

yes, give him the double dick

Metalpiratequeen

Well, fish don't really have holes, so they're kinda at a crossroad here. Unless she can also have human legs.

OMG XD

Vxtum

lmao

Metalpiratequeen

My poor girl. Gravitas could only frack her valve as a robot, but now he can actually double penetrate her xD

Vxtum

"CHANGE TO YOUR HUMAN FORM!"

"NO, YOU CHANGE TO SOMETHING ELSE!"

"HOW CAN WE MATE IF WE'RE INCOMPATIBLE? I AM NOT DRY HUMPING YOU, WOMAN."

Metalpiratequeen

LMAO

Already married.

Swordintheswarm

Omfg xD

Vxtum

Everyone hears the argument and just rolls their eyes. Another day as all-powerful gods; another fight between two vastly proud deities, refusing to change form for the other as they try to figure out a solution to have sex

Deceitfulcharmer

-Megatron sits and waits for it to turn into a war-

Vxtum

lmao

So he can come charging it, naked and swords drawn (not just two in this case)

Deceitfulcharmer

His third sword, this time

Vxtum

-pictures Gravitas, mad at Lazarette, exiting a forest to the beach line, and just stomps his hooves and splashes and kicks at the water, knowing it's her domain-

Tailblinking

"Fish pee in you- all day! So... hmph"

Thanks Moana

Vxtum

Ahah!

http://drxgonfly.tumblr.com/post/158552991127/90377-early-rays-by-thomas

- for God!Gravitas

Deceitfulcharmer

Electron is friends with all birds, but her animal form would be a peregrine falcon <3

Aaaahh beautiful forest ;v;

Vxtum

that's awesomeI can even see her in the design of that bird (had to google that xD)

Metalpiratequeen

Beautiful sky goddess ;_;

LS is gonna pester her for a quest. (Or at the very least a free ride)

Deceitfulcharmer

It's an unintentional likeness but I run with it xD

please do <3

Swordintheswarm

Welp now I wanna godformer too

Metalpiratequeen

(Lazarette brings s tidal wave down on Gravitas)

Good!Please join us!

Swordintheswarm

Oh my god 8'D

What do I have to do, I mean I’m not really gonna do anything with it for the event but maybe to keep it as au

Unifyingspark

Clearcut should be the god/protector of orphaned or abandoned kids. Since he has that in his history, poor baby

Swordintheswarm

He's more of a knight than insect, so maybe god of honor instead. God of honor AND insects maybe xD

True LOL

Unifyingspark

honor would do, he is all about the honor

Swordintheswarm

He should take after traits of herbivore insects that fight each other for mates

Aka rhino and stag beetles, and earwigs. Maybe something else

In any case bugs known to 'duel for honor' :'D

Unifyingspark

*huge grin

Vxtum

// lmao.. Lazarette. Coughing, sputtering stagtaur, hair all over his face as he curses her name(edited)

Swordintheswarm

Lol, just this huge rhino beetle with earwig cerci, gilded in gold and jewels. Maybe give him a humanoid face but otherwise he's just a massive damn beetle pursuing evildoers....kind of like khepri from smite, actually

Unifyingspark

sounds gorgeous

Deceitfulcharmer

-gets home in an hour- -really wants to draw her godformers- ;-;

Swordintheswarm

https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwVw1EOwiAMANC7cAAqBTvYAfxXT0AYYTObJbT7Mt7d-JL3MefYzWxW1S4zwLJJ4bFYUR65VduY215z38QWPiCr5rIe9a0C6Mml6K8YIhGhCwEw4XT592miEBMS4P10j-fNvnoz3x__GiHw.5lbRwsqv-Aa3GwbsbG8upq2O3HM?width=728&height=456

Just add browns to that and earwig cerci, and pretty close

Vxtum

I love how the gods could so easily be interconnected and know one another (or know about one another)? CC and his insects in Gravitas' forests; the forest lining against Lazarette's oceans; Electron the air they breathe, the wind that carries in the rain from Lazaratte's seas to Gravitas' forests, to give nourishment for the insects (both as water and healthy foliage to eat) CC's insects are what keep the ecosystem of the forests thriving and healthy

Deceitfulcharmer

They also feed Electron's bird friends <3

Metalpiratequeen

Everything is connected. Hence why most gods are related. It would be nice that each one keeps an eye on the other. Like Electron flying over Lazarette’s domain, keeping watch. Or communicating which each domain’s animals just to hear what is going on

Vxtum

-grins- Always getting into disputes with one another, too. Domain rivalries

Unifyingspark

*throws tiny fairy Tettares around Gravitas' antlersthere's my contribution

Metalpiratequeen

“Your ocean is submerging my land!”

“Well, the ice is stealing my water!”

“Well, the ice is killing my insects!”

Deceitfulcharmer

Omg yes, if she flooded the forest or her trine mate set fire to it with her lightning ;-;

Swordintheswarm

Omg yes. Theres so much capacity for interaction and strife

Vxtum

oh my god, I'm sure CC and Gravitas would be so angry if a forest caught fire 'cause of a lightening strike.

Swordintheswarm

THEY WOULD

Vxtum

And then they'd be snarling at Electron, "IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD BROUGHT MORE RAIN FROM THE SEAS" Then they're off courting their Champions to then go to war and 'win' against the champions of the Electron and her trine mates. That's how they ultimately settle disputes. Bringing in mortals'cause they're immortal so nothing gets settled. In comes LS

Deceitfulcharmer

Megatron rubbing his hands in the distance. Yes good, he's been waiting for a good war

Vxtum

Oh man, that would awesome. When they all fucked up when they wake up the God of War

Metalpiratequeen

I'm pretty sure all Olympus meetings are just awkward family reunions where the father and mother god tell their kids to grow up...and as an opportunity to show off their new Demi-god offspring. "Look it's a nominator!” “Well, mine’s a Cyclops.” “Mine are daemon.” “Mines a kraken.”

Deceitfulcharmer

Gives help to whoever gives him the best offerings

Metalpiratequeen

(Now I can't stop imagining LS wielding a giant axe and running into batlle. "I will vanquish the evil naked war god and finally shed my human shell!!!”

Unifyingspark

Galvatron is proud. *hands her his axe* "You can borrow this for now but give it back or Cyclonus will be cross."// or cyclonus will gives me sucha frown

Metalpiratequeen

gladly accepts the battle axe..and instantly collapses under its weight.

Cyclonus of Tetrahex-Today at 5:47 PM

// Make me think of the comment I made a while back, now that it's so relevant to all this god stuff; Galvatron a war god, Scourge and Cyclonus his Valkyries

lmao Charl

This fantastic demigod everyone wants her as their champion. They see that fire in her

Unifyingspark

Galvatron winces and picks her up, "There, there, you will endure."

Metalpiratequeen

Meanwhile Maccadam, her deadbeat dad is seeing every possible future and drinking himself plastered. "Daughter. Please, stop."

Vxtum

I think Gravitas' trial to become his champion ultimate leads to them to hunt /him/; 'cause I wanted that in his bio. That he welcomes the bravest hunter coming to take his antlers as the trophy

Metalpiratequeen

*Intrigued mortal noises.*

No sweetie. No. There are easier trials.

Vxtum

lmaoI haven't decided if he would use his magic or not (like those who cheat often in the greek lore, making the trials /so/ much harder). I like to think he would put away his signalling horn and broadsword. He /makes/ himself the prey. But he keeps his dagger

Metalpiratequeen

LS gets her offering list out. "Alright then. Skinned fur from a successful hunt? Check. Vanilla scented candles. Check. Bowl or berries mixed with chunks of red meat from successful hunt? Check. Night if untamed passion and dominance?...where's auntie Lazarette when you need her?"

Vxtum

LMAO I can already hear her balking at the request. Not wanting to lie down with a flea-bitten, dirty man-deer

Metalpiratequeen

Well, not twice in one week. XD

Vxtum

LOLOH GOD, LOL

-tries to shut him up- He's just smirking and crossing his arms, a hoof pawing idly at the ground. "Back for more already?"

Metalpiratequeen

*throws a squid at him*

Vxtum

lmao

Metalpiratequeen

She loves him really.

Vxtum

-grins- That feeling is absolutely mutual

Metalpiratequeen

Oil Slick is gonna be a god of decay. :3 wearing his goat skull and cloaks. A satyr, and loving all things that rot and grow fungus.

Vxtum

Holy shit. All of the fantastic aestheticism I can already picture ;-; He's easily going to be the prettiest god to me

Unifyingspark

I was just gonna say, well Oil Slick hits all my spots, so I'm sold

Metalpiratequeen

Normal verse Oil Slick would greatly disapprove of his nonchalant to hygiene. His flower symbol is a mushroom (and he also might delve in hallucinations and acid trips xD) He's gonna love a potential war. So many bodies dropping to the floor. So much disease and death

Vxtum

http://babyanimalgifs.tumblr.com/post/158131529309/his-first-attempt-at-howling

If he enjoys everything decay, maybe one of his offerings could be the Corpse Flower xDLure that god down with the beautiful smell of nasty(edited)

Unifyingspark

Pup reminds me of baby Gravitasalso when I look at that puppy I think "cute" and then I think "pain in my ass"

Vxtum

LOL.. when he tries to roar for the first time in his beastmode?

Unifyingspark

he prolly has a lot of vocalizations though I believe his twin wins out on that. voidmonster who somehow is translated into fairy god.

Vxtum

-grins-His little fairy sister ;-;

Unifyingspark

God of nagging

Vxtum

LOLGravitas scowling and waving his hand at her, like she's a fly when she's nagging him

Metalpiratequeen

"Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen."

Vxtum

lmao

Unifyingspark

Tiny glowing ball trying to talk to Lazarette, fish jumps out of water and eats her thinking she's a glowbug. Gravitas standing on the shore, all color leaves his face, "GAH!"

Vxtum

OH godGravitas, eyes wide, galloping frantically into the water. "Veritas!"

Explodes on Lazarette when he manages to capture the fish and free her; cuddling her close as he barks, "CONTROL YOUR BLOODTHIRSTY FAUNA!"

Unifyingspark

"Where does she live?"

"On my head, pretty much."

Metalpiratequeen

Currently on the other side of the world, Lazarette projects a watery image of her head rising out from the ocean, "Get off my lawn."

Vxtum

LMAO

Unifyingspark

God she seriously could live on his head, he could hang a small lantern-style object from an antler like jewerly, when he has to do anything serious, takes her tiny house from him and hangs it on a tree, comes back for her later.

Vxtum

.. omgThat's perfect!

Unifyingspark

she's pretty much the forest gossip queen, collects all the dirt and going-ons, then brings all the chatter back to him

Swordintheswarm

Oh my god

Vxtum

He already has all kinds of other things thrown across his antlers. That would be /perfect/ ;-;"Who is talking shit about me today, sister? Whose people shall I starve today as punishment?"

Unifyingspark

xD I love it

Swordintheswarm

has a mental image of somebody putting festive flags or christmas tree-esque ornaments all over his antlers. There is even a star over his skull. Bloody murder is screamed. It's a bad time to be a mortal in the forest.

Vxtum

LMAO

that would be hilarious

Entire nearby village endures the god's wrath

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