#lmao why'd i do this

[royalarchivist]

Pac: This is my secret base. And this is Pequito!

Fit: Pequito! *Immediately starts cooing over Pequito*

Pac: [Laughs]

Fit: Sorry, sorry.

Pac: No no, that's good! He likes you, you know, he likes you.

#FitMC #Pactw #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #I THINK this was October 27 but I don't remember well enough to put that as a tag #I usually am pretty good about adding dates to my file names but sometimes I forget #anyways. Why'd Fit coo over Pequito like he was a dog LMAO #''He likes you'' You don't say Pac #Y'know I wasn't huge on the minimes #However. I do think we as a community really slept on the concept of Islanders taking care of their partners' minimes #(er or I guess. Their roommates' minimes) #Like ''yes this minime is a nefarious Federation thing but it DOES look like a small adorable version of the person I have a crush on. So.' #I'm just saying. This island's greatest strength is love and their greatest weakness is also them being gay idiots sometimes #Q #Fit #Pac

[apath3t1c-pr1nc3]

Bow down before the one you serve

You're going to get what you deserve

Variants

I hate his legs and the spear. So much. Send help please

#I can't do angles #but you get the idea #but uh #please ignore every visible mistake #i know what the song is about but like #jaaaaackkk #apath3t1c-pr1nc3 #jack merridew #jack lotf #lotf jack #lord of the flies #lotf #my art #digital art #nine inch nails #NIN #head like a hole #Spotify #lmao why'd i put my signature at the top right corner #i can't draw fire. what the hell.

[varilien]

here hold these

(forgot to credit the pervert jerky coat oop)

#trigun #trigun fanart #trigun anime #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #millions knives #knives millions #vashwood #tendency to delete anything i don't feel like finishing but maybe i Shouldn't maybe i should start compiling them. posterity #a thing about me is i fucking LOVE deleting and throwing away shit <3 i love to get Rid of Things <3 <3 #and it is a terrible habit LMAO so often a lil time passes n i go shit why'd i do that. and then not learn anything dhfgjdk

[writeyourdarlings]

me at sebastian stan after i saw the apprentice bts pic of him as donald trump:

#i literally screamed in horror😭 like ily seb but why'd you do this to all of us lmao #sebastian stan #aya speaks

[protocolseben]

#seriously aston why'd you go so hard for? #i bet 90% of our car dev budget went to filming seb lmao #the socmed guy getting briefcases of cash from lawrence and currently in confusion #anyway playing the halo channel menu theme while doing this adds another layer of oof pain #sebastian vettel

[spotlightstudios]

I have noticed a Trend:

Start a new anime! Cool mc is a young adult man, and he's a lil scrawny but like, that's to be expected. He starts doing all the cool mc stuff like fighting and training, and I think "okay, design update incoming :)" thinking they'll add a reasonable amount of muscle proportionate to the character's body and what they've been doing!

I'm always wrong. Next scene/episode/ whatever he's super buff and built, barely even the same body type, and still has the same face. The baby face on buff characters murders me. Every. Single. Time. 1 hit KO. I'm obliterated.

Just... drives me bonkers.

#light's spot #this is about Cyberpunk specifically btw #tried watching it got invested then immediately recoiled #only got 2 episodes past the design changes before I noped out of there #i get it and the message is cool #i definitely see the thru-line w/ it and I'm not ragging on it! #just... why'd they do that... #also the nudity in like every scene after the design change annoyed me too but whatever #this isn't the only anime it's happened in but it's the only one I'm thinking of rn #besides maybe HxH w/ Goh but like #that was the finale and there was decent (I say that hesitantly) reasoning behind it #just a stylistic preference on my end ig #it's also 100% why I don't have buff characters. i draw ocs w/ a baby-face and would never ever survive #tldr: they un-twinked my twink and I can't stand to look at him anymore lmao-

[multi-lefaiye]

[Image Description: A bust drawing of my OC Kader, an elven man with dark skin, dark brown eyes, a short beard, and long, thick, curly black hair that hangs loosely around his shoulders. Kader has nonsegmented, localized vitiligo, visible in patches around his eyes and on his neck. His ears are pierced, with a triangular blue earring visible in his left ear, and he has an eyebrow piercing in his right eyebrow, barely visible under his hair. In the drawing, Kader has a gentle smile on his face as he looks towards the viewer, and he wears a high-collar blue coat with silver accents. Behind Kader is a light, warm grey background with darker stripes through it. His name is written in handwritten blue text next to his head. End ID.]

WAHOO drew a gay little elf because I’m thinking about Eden again and that’s everyone else’s problem. This is Kader Al-Masri, Eden’s closest childhood friend and first romantic partner (though their relationship ended on friendly, mutual terms when they graduated high school). Kader is, in general, a very sweet man who cares a lot about Eden and wants the best for him, and the two had a really good and healthy friendship up until a few months before Eden died. Then uh. Well. Things happened.

I would say more but honestly thinking about these two hurts my little heart so </3 maybe later

Okay uHHH since some folks showed interest in an art taglist <3 hi (ask to be added or removed!!): @wherearetheplants @nicola-writes @skitzo-kero @aaureus @midnights-melodiverse @approximately20eggs 

#Multi's Artwork #eden linnaeus #that's just the tag for everything relating to him now ig #anyway YEAH everyone in eden's story has just a regular real ass name #not a fantasy name i made up #why'd i do that? idk <3 #but yeah kader is a sweetheart and i care him #also not really sure on this hairstyle for him tbh??? gonna think on it #my other idea is having him have a big ol' braid but braids are hard to draw so we'll see lmao

[eorzeashan]

saboteur is the route ever I thought it'd be ill-fitting for Eight but it's just him falling into his old patterns of never working harder than you need to especially if you don't like your boss and sucking so bad on purpose they go what the fuck I thought you were good at this what is wrong with this one. I want another agent. this one lounges around all day and says "skill issue" when something goes awry. he doesn't know what a spreadsheet is

#swtor #ooc #HATER SWEEP!!! #malgus and shaar: the empire will surely fall if you keep this up #eight: lol. lmao even #lana's probably getting deja vu watching other sith fail to wrangle him as well #the only part he doesn't like as much is doing all this for fuckall but it's fun I guess #still i can smell him ditching jonas really soon if he doesn't step up #and then he'll be like theron why'd he run away?!?! jonas *puts hand on shoulder* do I have a story for you #*proceeds to tell him everything in the traitor arc*

[vimbry]

drains collapsed. under house

#we've had on and off plumbing issues for like 2 months now & this is why. so #no clear reason why probably just. you know age and wear. uk sewer system's old and garbage #my parent & I have had flu also which I still have a lingering cough/feel tired from #anddd we haven't been speaking to my grandparents (who we prev saw like. once a week) for about the same length as the plumbing issue #after they did something pretty selfish and thoughtless and are the type too proud to apologise/want everyone to move on #so now we're at a stalemate bc we're still hurt and it's like. even if we do move past it #I still view them differently now. you know? family disappointing you really leaves you feeling empty #I already went nc with my other parent in 2019 cause they suck and then my dog died in 2020 #just feel like I'm slowly running out of people in my immediate circle esp with pandemic limitations #and this is just like. a whole thing now on top of the existing energy crisis to worry about #also someone stole our recycling bin LMAO like I put it out for collection a few days ago and now it's just gone dk where it is #which is not that big a deal you can just order another for free but it's like. why'd you have to do that man #I want to be grateful for what I've got knowing people are living through warzones and famine rn but like #I'm very weak and things mess me up easily I won't lie #that information only makes things worse. I mean each year everything just gets worse around the world. #it's already blisteringly hot each summer I just don't feel very. hopeful about anything anymore #I've just been really depressed #I guess the good thing is not caring about anything means I don't even particularly care about venting this online lol #it's hard to feel any cringeworthiness or insecurity over anything when you're not feeling anything at all

[unproduciblesmackdown]

fascinating lens on taylor's goings on in s6 there re: Romance. epic win that they have rian turn them down but i'm also really not sure why they did. oh you know, rian who's always defined by being so prudent [montage of actually pretty much everything seemingly defining rian has been pretty anti prudent] like ok w/e

but we start out with taylor Particularly Unmotivated By Work and instead watching a The Bachelor beach proposal which involves extasis through this Reality(tm) pastiche of romance. i am assuming. wherein the journey Ends with this transcendent all-consuming joy upon the realization of said Romance for one contestant. then when their somehow still bestie mafee (relevant tangents about how all taylor's relationships seem to involve their having an approach where they have low standards like "well but i guess this is all i can get / expect" including that they can't even necessarily expect shit they like/enjoy/are at all supported by, while readily accepting whatever blame/reproach from others) is like "gee but are you really happy" they're apparently inspired to pursue happiness by pursuing romance. which they seem to consider is possible only through rian, intriguing here when the entire basis of their dynamic seems to be [trapped in work hell together] like boy we have nothing outside our jobs? i sure hope we can be Everything to each other then :) and how it's even more baffling that rian is completely unbaffled by this development when you might operate on some assumptions like "you should have ever seemed to enjoy any interactions you've ever had" to consider choosing more vulnerability and more time / effort spent on this relationship, and "you also don't need to have Found Fault with someone / otherwise have some grievances or dislike of them to not want to date them" especially if rian's apparent sense of responsibility for taylor's theoretical negative feelings about rejection supposedly doesn't involve thinking about any power dynamics, she just feels the need to repeatedly reassure them she'd actually Love to date or have sex but she's just so set on not dating through work, b/c of the complications, that she's never considered not having casual sex with bosses and also never mentioned this stance to turn down winston nor done anything but revel in how he might feel about even being rejected as a conversational partner. too prudent to mention it. certainly also a relevant matter that it Need Not Be Explained to anyone that winston for one is excluded as a potential Romantic partner for pretty much everyone i guess. whilest as this potential mirror to taylor, he's not only considering specifically rian w/"we're similar; let's hang out; i'd like to have sex maybe even" (though winston's sexuality, like his communicative capacities, is also simply Not Allowed) but also seems to be like "i guess this is all i can get / expect" or hanging on for a long time to the possibility of Otherwise at his own expense or taking blame / whatever pretty egregious treatment like. taylor being willing to talk to wendy still is akin to winston still being willing to talk to rian. though maybe that's changed by the end of s6; it'd be very warranted after the pretty make or break [rian & winston Share An Interest; hang out outside work about it] moment there and also after Everything Else on its own, just like how it'd be very warranted if taylor expecting Nothing Better from wendy could turn into their hardly being willing to interact

anyways, sure is fortunate for taylor (or is it???) that Work becomes more enriching for them suddenly, and through someone with whom they have this promising personal dynamic with, a Peer with whom, in fact, they do both seem to find reward in interacting with each other / want and choose to do so, imagine, while [reiterating for emphasis]: they are both finding reward in interacting and feeling Complementary rather than only seeing exactly themself in each other, while having this respect for each other and flexibility and knowing they don't Have to work together, and may not always be doing so.

but most to the point it sure is something that the season starts off with taylor being dissatisfied with their work situation and responding by not being at work and instead watching people be overjoyed about their (also, relevantly, Peak Normal Correct Cishet) romance, though they don't outright claim to straightforwardly enjoy this. then they Do outright claim to us repeatedly, if ever begrudgingly, that everything rian does is worthy &/or sympathetic (and totally comprehensible and consistent so as to believably retain any sense of Character....) while every time they interact, it's a business meeting and one or both of them is unhappy about some part of it. but then once taylor's asked to think about their happiness Beyond Work they apparently are simply motivated to go ask someone out, and it may as well be rian For Lack Of A Better Option really, but then there's the wrench of "for some reason rian is unsurprised and not at all put off by this, or even just somewhat confused" and "for some reason rian's like 'sorry but no. fr im soooo sorry'" with these perspectives of [happiness Outside Work = romance] and [someone deemed Objectively Worthy = you'd of course at least consider romance, or else you must think actually they're Unworthy in some way, or have some more general Reason you'd reject others categorically in just the same way] (rian rejecting winston for unworthiness so much that she doesn't even need to bother actually telling him as much; rejecting taylor for [i don't date through work] with followups to reassure them it's Not the unworthiness) (that on and off paper winston & taylor have no reason to not be kissing but i think we can assume that won't happen, b/c billions itself may also assume we understand that [winston is unworthy] is just true. &/or that anyone Worthy understands as much)

so hoping that taylor has Some kind of enriching lasting relationship with philip, truly, which was the hopes for winston and rian but the updated hope is his enriching lasting disengagement with rian, f

#winston billions #AND rian having some of the worst material re: sex billions has ever inflicted upon us. impressive. sorry to this character #(and like.................has she Not prior had casual sex through work while she's been willing to do so / hasn't had nights & weekends??) #that makes no sense either. it's for winston's sake i'm glad she hasn't tried to be fwb there #wouldn't it be fun if we got s7 genderfluid rian. but we won't. fr it's like....why'd we get this character at all lmao #would've made more sense if she left at the end of s6 too. while the best thing we've gotten is taylor getting to further distinguish #themself from axe in of course good ways. the associated [philip seems so much more like A Character than rian despite also being new] #difficult to work in ''rian would be abusive towards winston if they were dating b/c she Already Is as (sometimes) work friends'' when #another issue is that rian's material isn't really being Examined when every character can only remark abt how cool & correct she always is #ultimately; at least....taylor you caaan't actually be mad at rian; gotta be some Other issue you're having bad feelings about.... #that winston being introduced so peripherally it was meant to be a oneoff & while (as viewed by other characters) being Incorrect and #Unsympathetic has created the conditions for someone who does end up w/this stronger sense of Being A Character #he's even autistic....while rian is adhd and hostile like ''at least i'm allistic and meritous'' #like yes i Will talk to you more than others maybe but offscreen & i Will also be bullying you b/c i am willing to and i certainly can. #dunno what to say about winston and tuk b/c we've still seen so relatively little & idk what we'll get for winston in s7 #that it's will's updated foul play website bio that Confirms he'll be in s7 at all; but i'm still not supposing he'll def get more than an #episode or two or w/e. or i suppose he could be sent off & return; they're still in production mode over there after all #i would really doubt canon would give us that romance but it would be....i dunno. earthshaking really lol haven't given it the most thought #canon might also think that would be insulting to tuk or something.... #or say As Much w/that continual threat of ''improving'' winston by making him Choose to be more normal now (: #everyone's always giving him the organic aba (abuse) either way but umm the Least you could do would be absorb it & Stop Bringing It Upon #Yourself....still supposing it's possible that their being Friends is considered to be dragging tuk back / dooming him to Loserdom #but as or more likely: he got to talk to tuk in the last ep to get him out of the way. it will never get focus #oh i went off track up there: finishing the thought to say i suppose it's assumed rian would not be shitty towards taylor like she would be #towards winston b/c they're Worthier; not supposedly inferior to her even as winston is considered to be #hence that rian Can give winston shit whenever she wants but just so happens to Not be that way towards anyone else. makes you think #mfw i run out of room writing on one page abt cam stone like ''i could've been more clearly relationship anarchist with it :(''

[mundanemiseries]

// QwQ sobs Kaeya (and by extension Koko) is so pretty i can't TwT

#// #yes i got his new skin why'd you ask? #lowkey considering editing the Kae icons to better suit Koko but #i should....wait till i finished doing that w/ some of my other muses first lmao #cuz ah....Aleph Raz and Rae staring at me from the corner hdfhdfgdf #● | ooc | stars above that we can't see |

[somelazyassartist]

Every time I go to look up Edward and Lydia I am forcefully reminded of that one time I had a level catastrophic autism moment in which I sat there on the floor of my living room for literal hours relistening to/reading through the transcripts of every single episode the two of them were in and writing down with episode and brief description sources from the text for every difference between Edward and Lydia's personalities. It haunts me every time I try to look through the tag

#it's not like i regret doing it it's just more like. damn #why'd i do that #they only show up in 7 episodes and they're not even popular characters lmao #they're also huge losers. according to the liveshows #i just think they're neat #i like em. they're horrible awful people but i like em :]

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

been thinking about sachiko more kinda want to make some kind of megapost abt her soon

#i need to figure out her personas first tho �� #why'd sophie have to go and steal pandora from me smh (it works so well for sophie its great dont get me wrong!!!) #also question for the audience (if anyone reads this lol): would it be cool to make her persona be a bible character? #i know most of the personas are from modern-ish stories tho so. idk. also yaldy being christian complicates thingslike symbolically #also dunno if megapost is the right term lol. but like. just a post that explains her whole Deal in general. ultimate guide to sachiko lmao #@mistywisp yeah this is why i havent answered your ask im waiting until i do figure out her personas lol #psa i changed her arcana to star. it fits her better. her last name no longer makes sense but whatever shes still my sunshine girl its fine #sera rambles #sachiko asahi

[chaelinsbitch]

Not to be a broken record but I'm so stressed out about this stupid random ass interview lmao. u know that feeling where it feels like you're gonna cry but not actually cry and produce tears kind of way cuz yeah

#mentally i am bungee jumping and the cord breaks and im falling to my death #im reading the page for the office and i dont understand anything they do lmao why'd they have to pick me t #to interview. leave me alone #Jesus fucking Christ these interviewers are really smart people #god I'm going to die

[frodolives]

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👸🏻 girlbossladyjane Follow

It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...

🧔🏻‍♂️ queerqueg Follow

the franklin expedition is dead as hell

👸🏻 girlbossladyjane Follow

Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing more from a M*lville fan

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all

#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh

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🎨 asherbrowndurand

Just painted this

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ss-arctic-girlie-deactivated18540927

RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed

🖼️ preraphaelitebro Follow

HERITAGE POST

📝 shakespearesforehead Follow

How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol

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🌄 loyalromantic Follow

poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/

#as useless and degenerative as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect

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🎀 thefopdiaries Follow

I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling

📜 bartlebi-thescrivener

i think i hauve consumption

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🐋 whaler4life

They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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🌿 naturesnaturalist Follow

I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense

#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo

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🤵🏻‍♂️ byronicherotournament Follow

🙈 butchbronte Follow

Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist

📖 sapphichelenburns Follow

It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. #rochestersweep

🙈 butchbronte Follow

I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

📖 sapphichelenburns Follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon

#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH

#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....

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⭐️ newamerican

Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California 💀 I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol

#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure

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[riveterio]

So I have missed drawing and have been thinking of potentially picking a night to stream doing art again! And I was wondering if that might be something you guys might be interested in?

#poll #ideas #I used to stream my art doodling back in the day #but I stopped jkhfs #and I want to start warming up in advance for artfight #and I feel like this'd be a nice way to do that! #even if not many join #the goal is for when artfight happens that I'll stream when I draw then too!!! #It won't be anything high end mind you #I'm just a lil guy but I crave coexistence lmao #AYO WHY'D TUMBLR FILL IN THE QUESTION WITH A FACE I DIDn"T Do THA T