#lmaooo why is she like this

[lunalivvy]

jordan playing it off bc they think marie only hooked up with them bc their minds got messed with so they’re acting indifferent towards the situation even tho they obviously like her and she likes them back but now she thinks they don’t like her like that because-

#THE WAY THEYRE IN MASC FORM TOO #THEY USE MASC JORDAN AS A DEFENCE MECHANISM #i could go on about how jordan feels insecure or inadequate after being second place to luke and that’s why they’re so obsessed w being #first and they don’t think marie could actually like them even tho SHE DOES #THE ANGST IM KIND OF HERE FOR IT LMAOOO #gen v #the boys #the boys gen v #marie moreau #jordan li #limoreau #mariejordan #jordanmarie #ship

[eggtomatosoup]

even your password was set as missyouran, how about that?

#fruitart #limbus company #canto four spoilers #limbus company spoilers #canto 4 spoilers #ran #shrenne #on pride month no less... #hodnt.... #pm whys she look exactly like a slightly desaturated michelle. huh. #drawing speedrun in calc LMAOOO

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week? #yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her) #i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀 #it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺'' #''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

I’m dying LMAO

#WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS LMAOOO #I love how aberforth just lets her do what she wants too lmaooooo #mella speaks #liveblogging #screenshots

[bloos-bloo]

Slay Queen

#bloo’s art :) #qsmp fanart #qsmp bbh #qsmp badboyhalo #do you think he had high heels in her hands? #as like a weapon? #AS IM WRITING THIS BAD IS SINGING LET IT GO LMAOOO #IM CRYING #WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY #Anyways #only two eyeball things cause I said so #and ignore the phoenix wright text bubble #it fit so well #also why does bad sing well? #like dammmnnn ok #pop off #elsaboyhalo has my heart btw she’s such a badass #Don’t STEP on my DRESS BITCH vibes frfr

[ask-the-invincible-crew]

Snitches get stitches, Burt.

#Markiplier #iswm #in space with markiplier #Gunther #celci #burt #Gunther b gunnerson #Celci f kelvina #Engineer mark #main #ask-the-invincible-crew #Scheeze art #YES I AM STILL ALIVE FEBRUARY and MARCH WAS ONE HELL OF AN EMOTIONAL RIDE #AND PEOPLE are still sending in asks oh god bless you all i swear i read every single one of your asks #and some asks make me laugh like crazy so im going to eventually get to them after i finish applications and stuff #thanks for bearing with me! #also my favourite panel out of this whole thing is just burt's face LMAOOO #IM SO EXCITED FOR MY PLANS IN APRIL YOU HAVE NO IDEA #while i was drawing burt i showed my friend and she was like 'WHY IS LUIGI GETTING CHOKED TO DEATH' #IM SOBBING

[limonjarritos]

no im still so unwell over this??? vince scribbled out the criticism of rody in the review of the bistro. help

Nooooo but literally. How he immediately discredits any bad word against Rody! It defo made me more convinced that the reason the party ended was because Rody's ex classmate made fun of Rody (and it is mentioned by one of the guests that Vincent can hear Rody very clearly from over there, there's no way he didn't notice that whole scene). I do wonder exactly what was said, since he's not afraid to be brutal to anyone that's not Rody.

If a customer ever treated Rody like shit in the typical way customers act towards service workers I don't think Vince would be too happy lmao. POV: you treated your waiter like shit and now some white french man who smells like an ash tray starts glaring daggers at you.

Come look at my smiling deranged blorbo!

#dead plate #limon answers #seriously he's so... #his ass was never gonna fire Rody for shitty service. Why the fuck did I redo all the days to get perfect scores??????? orz #thought I'd lose the game but Vince is like kicking his feet and staring intensely at Rody (in love) #I was stressed!!!!! when I couldn't clean a table fast enough or making time to talk to vince while doing the shift????? #does he even care if i steal money??? #oh also the implication of Rody being willing to steal money...for manon ofc #I really wanna know Manon...though she very much haunts the narrative haha. I have my own takes on their relationship- #but its not too deep and would probs be best supplemented by some further lore from the creator #but i do know manon was probably mentally in tears begging Rody to care for himself for once. boy your bathroom is flooding!!! #manon thinking shes going to finally date someone competent and stable when with Vince lmaooo #limon.txt

[kidneykidney]

#LMAOOO #she’s just like me for real #ambrose kenny smith #kglw #kgatlw #the murlocs #king gizzard #also why did the teacher waste so much black ink omg

[mariemariemaria]

Found out about this recently and it's driving me insane lmao

#as if i didnt have enough reasons to dislike this woman #was questioning it too cause we just have to take his word for it that she said this he might just be trying to make her look bad #but this came out in 2001. she was still alive and couldve denied it if it wasnt true but she didnt lmao #she was like 'hmm why dont we copy the most hated figure in irish history 🤔' pure saying to hell or to connacht in the fucking 1980s lmaooo #anyway just finished watching one of the most irish angst films of all time n im slowly making my way through burnt out by michael mccann #thank god that new legacy bill will allow us to draw a line under the troubles eh? #ireland #irish history #british history #uk politics #irish politics #northern ireland

[mysicklove]

call my dad the second any warning sign pops up inside my car bc the only thing i recognize is my gas tank sign 😔😔

#🔪 - mello talks too much #im just a girl #im always like panicking and he just gives me the most straight forward answer ever #i also call my father with anything regarding to money #LMAOOO #i call my mom when i need to fix something #bc she is a girlboss and can fix anything idk why #basically i am incapable of doing adult stuff

[willowser]

the thing so sweet to me about step dad!touya specifically is that your daughter isn't being raised in a toxic/abusive household. no, you and her father aren't together, but you both love and care for her, time is split fairly, you two can stand to be in the same room as one another and at events together to support her — so she has no qualms about being like "love you!" to touya and that THROWS him OFF.

#she has no trauma as a seven year old and he's like ?????? #WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT TO ME ?????? #she's emotionally healthy and innocent ??? and he just. cannot understand LOL #it makes him care about you even more bc he sees how good of a job you're doing #and what makes it different than ACTUAL dad touya is that he IS the father figure and i just can't imagine he does it well in the first few #—years of her life #like no matter the au i never imagine touya as around in the first few years of his first kid #bc he's too scared #and in step dad au she actually had a healthy relationship with her father #and touya is a man that is often in her home taking care of her playing with her driving her places #so she's like — happy father's day :) i love you :) #and he's like SXCUSR ME ???????????? #lmaooo #in a good way #cw children #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya #✿ theme: dad dabi/touya #✿ theme: step dad touya

[ff7boi]

Tifa talking to Aerith: why do you think women live longer than men?

Barret to Cloud: i have an idea for a synergy move called bullet batter, hear me out-

#ff7 #ff7 rebirth #my post #i was playing why do they do that LMAOOO #im fuckikg flabbergasted i was confused at first then i realized HES SHOOTING CLOUD WITH BULLETS AND CLOUD IS TREATING HIS SWORD #LIKE A BASEBALLL !!!! ARE YOU BOTH FUCKING INSANE!!!!! #i love their friendship its so fucking dear to me i love how barret warms up to cloud and cloud does the same #they both care for each other but wont admit it #but barret is totally better at expressing it even if by accident #I JUST REALIZED CLOUD HAD TO AGREE TO BULLET BATTER HES SUCH AN IDIOTTTTT LMAOO #do you think they pulled that move off one day without warning and tifa freaked the fuck out #she probably had a talk with them after like “PLEASE WARN ME IN ADVANCE” LMAOOO

[hamletthedane]

what is the long S that your kindergarten teacher was convinced would make a comeback?? never heard of it

It’s a very old way of writing the lowercase letter “s” at the beginning and in the middle of words, which definitely died out before the end of the 19th century.

[scan of a letter written by Hamilton]

My elderly elementary school teacher was apparently CONVINCED that it either should have never died out or that it needed to make a comeback. She had her whole 2nd grade class doing handwriting drills every day to learn it.

I finally trained myself out of using it in junior high (after subsequent teachers at a new school started yelling at me for it), but I still sometimes slip up. It looks like this in my handwriting:

#shut up e #WHY #WHY DID SHE TEACH US TO WRITE LIKE IT WAS 1789??? #It drove my mom and dad crazy too lol #according to my mom the teacher had learned to write that way in the 1940s and was INSISTENT that it was a dying art & should still be #taught #No it should not. #ignore my otherwise terrible handwriting lmaooo

[kg-clark-inthedark]

yeah there is definitely no possibility of me ever leaving this site. my dumbass thought it’d be a good idea to post on insta for the first time in years and it’s been a harrowing 0/10 experience. do not recommend. I will stay here with my beloved mutuals from now on like god intended.

#clark barks #my ex girlfriend’s mom lectured me in the comments about not being social enough #the lady who waxed my unibrow in middle school commented that she misses me (why does she follow me??) #someone I forgot to block commented being fake nice #this is why I don’t post for the irls anymore #also the straight woman who single handedly made me realize I was bi liked it #girl you’re far too powerful #get outta here LMAOOO #gonna post a thank you everyone comment and delete the fuckin app #at least I looked hot in the photos #well my version of hot #which is being completely covered from the neck down and not even showing wrist or ankle #it’s all about the silhouette yknow #btw when i say god i’m referring to the outsider

[champagnemoon]

I feel like a lot of bbls go wrong because only A tier surgeons care about the harmony of women’s bodies … like everything from the curve of the lower back to the waistline looks off when someone gets botched fat transfers

#that’s why I stopped wanting one at 22 lmaooo #I’m not meant to have a wagon and that’s okay lmaooo #Kim’s bbl at its worst made her look like she was falling apart at the seams

[goldenwaves]

you got your passion, you got your pride, but don't you know only fools are satisfied? (♫)

#when will u realize.... vienna waits for u....... #you guessed it guys new dnd character sorry sims is no longer fun for me but it is my dnd oc maker and i feel like i should share my edits #im not in a million campaigns just one of my groups does mini campaigns lol #this is asa she's a 13 year old stars druid who is occasionally possessed by an alien #was making her and was like huh why is this familiar b4 i realized oh shit its just zac's brain slug character from d20 lmaooo #anyway this edit was low effort im still depressed #ts4 #ts4 edit #dnd #sims 4