#lmaooooooo absolutely not

[hayaku14]

HE'S DISGUISED IN A HEIKAZU MOVIE BEFORE

HE CAN DO IT AGAIN.

#kaishin #THE DELULU INTENSIFIES #LOOK AT THE FUCKING PARALLEL #IM ABSOLUTELY GONNA LOSE MY SHIT IF IT ACTAULLY HAPPENS LMAOOOOOOO #im laughing so hard this shinichi in kaitou kid disguise brainrot is out of control LMAO HELP ME #I CANT STOP #LMAOOOOO #dc prattles #the amount of time i spent on this is embarrassing lmao

[navnae]

Have y’all seen those TikTok’s that make fun of the guys that raise their hand and say “can I play devil’s advocate?” With the most devious smirk you can think of on their face, yeah, that’s what I think Steve did in class. He’d find a way to get the teachers attention and he plays up the act that he’s about have this amazing debate about the subject that they’re learning just for him to look around all smug and say,

“I got nothing.”

The class erupts with laughter and the teacher immediately gives him detention for wasting his ‘precious’ time. Eddie is there to witness all of it, he never liked Steve in the slightest but for some reason that day he couldn’t stop laughing at what he did. He stopped laughing quickly once he realized that he was a little to loud and everyone started to look at him with confusion, he tried to play it off like he had a terrible cough fortunately that worked.

Long story short Eddie thought Steve’s jokes were extremely funny during class and sometimes he wanted to strangle him for making him laugh! 😡

#steddie #steddie headcanon #steddie hcs #Eddie doesn’t like that #we can’t have that #nope #absolutely not #noooooo #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #idk what else to tag #help lol #please #come on #manifesting #power #so cuuuute #lmaooooooo #that is so funny #wow #hmmmmm #omfg #i know what you are #be for real #duffer brothers i swear #i’m tiiiiiired #headcanon #hcs #i’m a mess

[doctorwhoisadhd]

one thing about me is when i was 12 or 13 i DID in fact go on itunes to buy dr who music and what i legitimately did was pick out several individual tracks SPECIFICALLY because they were leitmotifs. so i have literally just always been this way

#like literally went through and basically picked out one for each companion and then a couple others #including this is gallifrey and together or not at all lmfao #the former of which is probably the most useful to have in my arsenal of Leitmotifs I Know Like The Back Of My Hand because it has a LOT of #different parts that could be pulled in individually as a reference which can make it way less obvious #(which they did when we first get the master & 10 together but ofc i caught it right away last time i watched that episode because of how #well i know the whole entire track) #there were a couple other things i bought that werent leitmotifs i just liked them #and i question past me's choice to NOT buy the bad wolf theme (????? whats wrong with you) but yeah i absolutely did do this #i was SUCH a Normal Middle Schooler lmaooooooo #ari opinion hour #this is actually so fuckin funny

[fate-defiant]

These four wormed their way into my head last night and would not leave me until I spat something out so here's some assorted headcanons, a comic that I'm not sure I understand the punchline of myself and the youngest inn-bling(ba dum tss) in ten to fifteen years.

#princess tutu #author #malen #i didnt really stop to think of the tots' names. #i honestly dont know what their parents would name them! #i mean so far we've got an author and we've got a malen. absolutely bonkers combination mama and papa innskeeper what were you on #also i just found it hilarious if they had a ridicilously small age difference for siblings thats it #like not even a full year and he's acting all high and mighty lmaooooooo #i fear i am genuinely being too mean to author this time #i am sure he didnt mean to alienate himself from his family- #-by diving headfirst into researching its dark spooky past- #-to the point of forming his own self-contained cult of a sort. #thats just puberty. teenagers need to be agressively weird its enrichment. how else will they find themselves? #no seriously i am asking #so far i havent seen a different method #anyway #fanart #my art #i think ill tag stuff specifically tied to these four as #the inn-blings #i feel like i had more to say in the tags but i forgor #OH OH OH #i didnt! say anything! ABOUT MALEN #like hwllo this makes her involved in the whole spooky fucking writer drama?? osrt of? #.i mean #its implied that authors father was adopted and theres no direct blood relation #or something of the sort #either way the innblings have no hereditary powers #author is just a big fucking nerd #so like.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

just an tiny, ity, bity, question: is Barnaby awake in the Lights Out Au of yours? or is bro still unaware that his arm is still decapeptide and is pretty much Wally's and Howdy's emotional support? if he is asleep. where is the silly dog. i have seen him at least once or twice [his arm doesn't count] or maybe my forgetful self just forgot. IDK

[have a lovely time wherever you are in this big world :>]

nah he's the last to wake up. literally he wakes up, gets one day to make Actions that will have Consequences & get his arm stitched back on, and then shit hits the fan and act two starts!

#the silly dog is napping in the storage room along with everyone else who sleeps <3 #safely locked away from The Horrors #wow. i almost just said something super spoilery about everything lmaooooooo #not that it matters much! this is just a silly au!! but im weird about certain things so. hush hush! #but no you're not forgetful we have Not seen him very much at all #rambles from the bog #barnaby: oh im awake? time to make many mistakes in rapid succession and then not fix them until its too late!!! #or #barnaby: mhm mhm so its all fake? mhm. ok. so im gonna quit my Comedic Relief job and then lose my absolute shit thanks

[essenceofarda]

so... Whomst would like to read the next page of Romance in Rivendell???? I was looking through this chapter's file and realized I'm like,, halfway finished with the next page 🤔🤗

#might finish the page later after i clean and post :D #if y'all would like that?? #also i keep forgetting what an absolute obnoxious little TROLL my gilgalad is in this chapter XD #poor elrond lmaooooooo

[toadsrbutch]

.

#seeing people have opinions about sheltering animals with no knowledge on the subject is INSANE. #I don’t care if ‘uwu dogs are my special interest :3’. shit the fuck up you are spewing absolute shit #*shut #and that’s putting it nicely imo #YOU HAVE TO CARE ABOUT DOGS MENTAL HEALTH AND HUMAN SAFETY. those both have to be considered and if you don’t you’re an asshole #(moss was showing me tiktoks lmaooooooo)

[jasontoddssuper]

DC fans be like 'I wanna fuck Jason Todd😳' but does Jason Todd wanna fuck you?Humble yourself

#not aimed at selfshippers who have jason as their romantic f/o he absolutely wants to fuck you <3 #this is about people who don't include duke and cass when talking about jason's siblings or are ableist about his trauma or bash talia #or are h*rny about him in ~dark~ way or ship him in musty ships(like jayr///oman)and etc.ain't no way he's letting y'all hit LMAOOOOOOO #jason todd #pro jason todd #batfam #robin #ditf #utrh #red hood #ditf 2020 #rhato #rho #wfa #dare i put this in the reader insert tags #also as always my jason is a black latino(dominican)an agender bi trans man and neurodivergent(autistic in particular) #jaysumm #real self shipping hours #lemon #letters from summer

[bisonofyesterday]

I've been reading a lot of conspiracy theories lately for fun and it's wild, sure, a glimpse into the mind of an insane person, but honestly it does kinda get boring after a while once you recognize all of the tropes

It's a real thing that happens and it was a fear for me at first but now? I genuinely don't get how "conspiracy reading for fun" could act as a pipeline to being a conspiracy theorist, like are you stupid?? Were you already susceptible to this brand of thought??? Literally all of these are either odd interpretations of economics, wishful thinking, reboots of antisemitism, or just plain regular bullshit, and like it's really easy to see that, like all of this is dumb, people who believe this are dumb, it's absurd

Fantastic fiction though, these could be good books or games or movies, and like that's what they are and that's their primary audience, people who want to pretend they're the protagonist of a movie, of a grand plot, every bad thing doesn't just happen or are perpetrated some random disturbed people! It's an organized movement at the top of everything responsible for every bad thing ever to keep us in line! It can be a kind of anti-religion in that sense, malevolent gods are better than none

There HAS to be gods at the top of it all, who put ridiculous references to themselves in everything and monolithically control the entire world, because if no one is in control, then that'd be terrifying

#paraphrasing Captain Disillusion and Lemon Demon Spirit Phone here lol #Qanon is definitely the most recent and the most movie of these #especially in its ridiculousness. if there's a deep state. why would the fucking PRESIDENT be our number one bulwark against them??? #it's all insane bullshit lol #i also wanted to talk about how the Moon Landing can act as a gateway drug conspiracy theory but I didn't know how to bring it up 😔 #it's because literally the only way it could work is if everyone involved agreed to keep it a secret #and one of those parties was the Soviet Union who would've had EVERYTHING TO GAIN by leaking that the US had faked the Moon Landing #also its a GOOD THING to recognize tropes actually!! thats how you can recognize bullshit when someone tries to sell it to you #which is becoming more common in the US now than ever for some reason #also also this isn't to say that conspiracies in all forms don't exist. they absolutely can (COINTELPRO comes to mind) #it's very easy for a group of evil people to exist and do secret evil things. this includes everything from the government to the mafia #but those are small scale though. and you're trying to tell me that folks can do that GLOBALLY??? for HUNDREDS of YEARS????????? #the US government can't even agree with itself all the time. and you mean to tell me that there's a united global cabal in control of all??? #have you even SEEN the UN???? lmaooooooo #insert pearl steven universe quote here (you know the one) #bisonspeaks #conspiracy

[pandanscafanfiction]

Your PFP is sexy asf 😍❤️ and ily ❤️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm telling your wife!!

@finalgirllx , come see this infidelity!!!

#lmaooooooo you absolute simp #i love you too though #yall make my day

[clovariia]

"newbie enhappifier"

👻 molly mcgee & scratch

👻 1.9k words

👻 molly struggles to cope with her recent move to brighton, and scratch ends up comforting her in his own unique way

🔗 https://archiveofourown.org/works/51711994

#the ghost and molly mcgee #tgamm #molly mcgee #scratch mcgee #scratch tgamm #my writing #I'M SO GLAD THAT THIS DAMN FIC IS FINALLY DONE LMAOOOOOOO #there was absolutely no reason for it to take as long as it did to write #i simply lack brain cells

[a-demonic-duck-of-some-sort]

MY SHITTY FORMER ROOMMATE’S FIANCÉ JUST MESSAGED ME ON GRINDR???????

#the photo I use for Grindr has heavy makeup so people don’t always recognize me #but this is still absolutely WILD #like bitch don’t you have a wedding to plan? #oh god did they break up? LMAOOOOOOO

[deus-ex-mona]

congrats to anyone who has graduated recently/will be graduating soon~~~ y’all did it!!!!!

#in o t h e r n e w s. my bro graduated a few hours ago!!!!! #keep this a secret from him but i’m actually kinda proud of him tbh. he managed to survive over a year of c-19-induced home-based learning #and! he managed to juggle stuff like his part-time jobs，his club activities，his friendships，and an actual relationship at the same time and— #like i could *never* man. i’d have flunked right out if i were him… he’s too op p l s n e r f #anyways! yeah! keep this next part a secret from him too but the reason why i’m inviting him along on my upcoming birthday trip is to… #celebrate his graduation. if it weren’t for that i’d just haul my mother along for a 2-person trip lmaooooooo #i’d go by myself but i have absolutely no sense of direction. like i once spent 30 mins looking for a place… #…only for said place to be literally right behind my starting point. #i’m also hoping that i’d be able to get my bro to wish me happy birthday by trapping him overseas lmaooooooooo #anyways no. i’m not a brocon. stop that. (ʘ‿ʘ) we mutually hate each other (ʘ‿ʘ) fr. (ʘ‿ʘ) #but aaaaa graduation huh… i’m glad my graduation ceremony was cancelled due to c-19. i got to save money for the gown rentals!!!! #my bro on the other hand… bought a gown of his own so that he could rent it to his friends for their respective graduations. #finance students amirite— (for legal reasons this is a joke. said bro is a finance student though sooooooo) #it is suiyoubi my dudes

[roboromantic]

we have to write these self-intros on a discussion board for my intro to game dev class and it's kinda funny to me that I wrote that I play PC games p much exclusively since we didn't really have consoles growing up, and someone replies to it saying they prefer not to play PC because they like keeping work and pleasure separate

like do you only use your computer for work??? I mean I guess maybe some people do and watch stuff on TVs or their phones and use social media exclusively on their phones (or maybe social media doesn't count as pleasure, lmao) but that's SUCH a wild concept to me.

#like a couple times a year we'd visit my cousins who had an N64 and Gamecube and then at some point I did get a Wii #which I later traded in for a Wii U #and I got a DS in high school #but like I wanna say I didn't really get into 'gaming' per se until I played Portal 2 + the Mass Effect trilogy #and then I saw Destiny being showed off and for some reason thought it was gonna operate like Mass Effect lmaooooooo #it absolutely did not and D1 was a mess. yet here I am still playing D2 almost a decade later #just like that one Steam review that's like '2000+ hours played do not recommend' #recently my dad wanted to get rid of the PS4 bc apparently he got some other thing that can play dvds/blu-rays #and like. it's Literally the Destiny edition. I Begged for it. so now it‚ the games‚ & the accessories are Officially mine #it's hooked up to one of my monitors so I can play D1 whenever I want 😈

[soupwife]

I posted 5,178 times in 2022

That's 1,654 more posts than 2021!

233 posts created (4%)

4,945 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@powerbottombrucespringsteen

@pointnclick

@shaperofdreams (Carlie did you change your url AGAIN!?)

@patheticwetobiwankenobi (HI BABY!)

@dingdongyouarewrong

I tagged 2,871 of my posts in 2022

Only 45% of my posts had no tags

#art - 287 posts

#fave - 144 posts

#iwtv - 142 posts (yeah that tracks)

#star wars - 75 posts (Sad!)

#lotr - 45 posts

#wwdits - 44 posts

#ofmd - 41 posts

#stranger things - 37 posts

#human collection - 34 posts

#the sims - 30 posts

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

watched too many princess movies as a kid and now i uncritically believe in the divine right of kings. kinda wish my parents had included more films with class consciousness in my media diet but I guess I'm just stuck like this now

1,662 notes - Posted August 1, 2022

#4

12,243 notes - Posted January 17, 2022

#3

god I fucking love when dumb bullshit like this happens

13,158 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

#2

hope Elon makes twitter so completely obnoxious and inhospitable that it crashes and burns. I hope orgs/municipalities/support teams etc etc stop using it as their primary mode of communicating with the public. I hope to never see a state senators opinion on gay tv shows in helvetica neue ever again. Hope its terrible and everyone loses money and websites around the world stop thinking rounded edges of blue and white is the pinnacle of design. Hope there's suffering and embarrassment and crying and so on. Praying for this every day join me

25,792 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

me everytime theres new spn drama and i'm trying to figure out the deets based solely on my mutuals second or third hand jokes about it

37,419 notes - Posted April 23, 2022

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#1600 more posts than last year is truly terrifying #whadda hell happen #truly one of the years ever! #TWO spn related posts in the top 5 lmaooooooo #absolutely indies doing #tumblr year in review

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btw if u want a video abt autism to watch, this one is absolutely amazing......

#i absolutely ADORE alex #every time he makes a video im like. wow hes just like me fr #AND NOW I GET WHY LMAOOOOOOO #just an amazing video on such a complex topic........... #out. mouth that can run a mile; brain in a downward spiral.