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allisonirish · 26 days ago
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The Bad Batch Insomnia Day 15
Sorry I took so long to get this done. You know college and work and stuff.
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Hunter Wrecker: Wanna hear a sad joke? Echo: Sure Wrecker: What do you call Hunter when we're out of caf? Crosshair: What? Wrecker: Depresso Echo: *Chuckles* Hunter: *Bursts into tears* Crosshair: *Trying to figure out why it's funny and why Hunter's crying* ---------------- Tech: *Emerges from lab for the first time in 15 days* Omega: TIIIIICH!! Hunter: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE BACK! AND YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! ---------- Wrecker: SO Tech, It's good to have you back Crosshair: Assuming you're still sane and all. Tech: Oh I am perfectly sane, in fact I may have made the greatest scientific discovery in the history of the galaxy. Echo: What? Tech: I have created a fully functioning ION ENGINE out of only DIRT and WRECKER'S TOENAILS!! Crosshair: *Gags* Echo: *Look of horror* Wrecker: SO that's where those went! ----------- Echo: Tech is obviously extremely sleep deprived and needs rest. Crosshair: *Rolls eyes* Like the rest of us don't. ------------ Crosshair: *Listening to Hunter Chew Out Tech* Hunter: What were you thinking? Leaving without telling anyone? Tech: Hunter: Going full fledged mad scientist without giving me any warning beforehand? Do you know how hard my life has been lately Tech? Tech: Hunter: Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to use the microwave oven? Crosshair had to show me! And he doesn't even know how to preheat a normal oven! Crosshair: I object to that! ----------- Omega Wrecker: What have you got there Megs? Omega: He's my new best friend, his name is Mr. Granite! *Holds up rock with face painted on it* Wrecker: Well hello there Mr. Granite! I can tell that you will be a fine addition to our squad!
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deafinitelyhear · 8 months ago
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Until you’ve bled from your penis for three to seven days straight…for your…entire life…since you were young enough to care until you’re too old to care anymore, and built with your actual insides, then also, painfully, like immeasurably painful, passed a ten pound, watermelon-sized human being from your inwards, don’t come at me like you know more about life or my body than I do.
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Conversations between @antihirohamada and I at 4 am
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mittentroll · 3 years ago
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herpicusderpicus replied to your photoset “this years birthday has been declared a success!! also im technically...”
Funny I just had my birthday yesterday, in Michigan too!
oh hey how about that! happy birthday my fellow scorpio, hope you had a good one! (:
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asociate · a year ago
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shout out to when I used to get death/r*pe threats w the occasional dick p*c
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jax2k · 18 days ago
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ofnoconsxquence replied to your photoset: //Let me just say that yesterday and the night...
the day ardyns have chill is the day the world is not in danger
//Honestly what do you guys have with Cid?
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dancingbakedpotato · 2 years ago
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Thanks love! I saved these two on the same day so I picked them both😜🥰
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chrisflemingfleming · 7 months ago
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THROWING MY HAT INTO THE GENERATION WARS LMFBO
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Trying to buff up my resume, hone my drafting skills, finalize the line-up for the kids’ Variety Show tomorrow, create a playlist for the Variety Show, make the Rewards [Incentives] Boards and Expectations poster, make a list of the things I need to purchase before going into work tomorrow, prep for my surgery and pray I don’t fuck something up like I do with everything else, and all with a barely functioning laptop be like
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But hey. At least it’s raining.
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hectis · a year ago
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Happy birthday to me I guess
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vip-deadepool · a year ago
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Lmfbo @dredgenwolf
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asociate · 2 years ago
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Why did you keep your hair long to your butt for two decades if you just listed all of the reasons why you disliked long hair?
Because I Didn’t Know
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bubmyg · a year ago
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*screams* I finally read Love Is In the Air & oh Christ, my heart hurts. That was so sweet. Maddeningly so! Ohhh gosh... When I think about the time I had to work together on a Valentine's Day bulletin board... Ugh. I become frustrated. Lmfbo. I was stuck doing all the work, & the few things the guy had to do–he did absolutely wrong. Like. The letters were all different. Why? Lmbo. Anyway. I adored your Hobi story & all of your Hobi drabbles. They hurt me in ways you may not understand but ...
I still love them all so much. You know what, come to think of it, everything Hobi related of yours that I've read has hit home to me in some sort of way! 😶 *checks for cameras* lol, just kidding. But your writing, too! Absolutely remarkable. Such a delight to sit down to! You have a true gift, my friend.
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omg angel what!!! thank u so much for reading my writing and sending me the SWEETEST set of comments omg!!! that’s actually very reassuring to hear bc I’m not v comfortable writing hobi a lot of the time so this makes me :’-) again thank u so much i love u 🥺
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