I’ve finally figured out the Hollywood Chrises
Chris Pine, with his joy in the D&D movie, has cemented himself as the character actor Chris. He’s actually the natural successor to the Harrison Ford leading role energy because he relaxes into each character with a natural charm.
Chris Evans is the leading role Chris. He’s the big name, acting chops, and the classic Tumblr Dorito manshape that will bring people to the movies for a fun time and a pretty face. He and Pine are what Hollywood keeps trying to make Chris Pratt be by himself.
Chris Hemsworth is unfortunately too Australian for any hollywood chris-type other than Chris Himbosworth. Big, strong, a little dumb, a man inexplicably beloved by lesbians.
Chris Pratt is just a shitbag.
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UH OH!
6 competitors, 3 winners, 5 competitors, the Wheel of Doom angers at these circumstances. Oh, screw the fancy talk, we gotta hurry this shit up before the structural integrity of this place burns to the ground! Tomorrow at Noon CST will be our next round, but instead of our normal 1v1 format, there will be 2 3-for-all matches. Be there or be square, because this is gonna be our most intense redemption match yet!
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guys i know you all heard about st5 filming at a secluded lake and i know you all know it's literally lovers lake
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Dave and Thatcher from the Lake Mandela au!
Dave's actually the first person Thatcher met when he arrived at the town, and he's nice (albeit a tad strange). just runs a small tech/general store downtown with only one other employee.
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incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life
Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely
Sherman: That one. I want that one.
Ellis: Two brooooos!
Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Cecil:
Ellis:
Cecil: tearing up
Ellis: Babe, c'mon…
Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Ellis: Babe…
Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges.
Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Travis: I’m in love with you.
Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Travis: I know.
Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
EXTRA
Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.
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I was looking up something for re4 and found this delightful image of Del Lago (from a gta mod).
An absolute chonk.
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I needed to do something leisurely because I've been doing pretty much only art in a work sense, so I redrew a screencap from Trollhunters-! Unkar and Jim from S2 E11 "Unbecoming" !
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wandered around nature just to feel something
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Art imitates Life (or attempts to)
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