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retquits · 3 months
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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep
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flowersforvax · 1 year
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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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mashmouths · 3 months
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behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz
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jvlianbashir · 5 months
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
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manyfandomsonelog · 5 months
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What people don’t tell you about watching shows is that after you finish watching a show there’s no more show for you to watch. Think about that.
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mylittleredgirl · 1 month
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
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faeymouse · 2 months
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That cursed cat Alastor thing going around is too good, it has me posting messy meme pseudoWIPs like I’m not a chronic perfectionist
Anyway, I’m desperate to know if cursed cat Alastor still owns Husk’s soul and if so, how he holds his cane? A close second was gonna be the microphone dangling from around his neck like a cowbell, but readable silhouettes won out
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peri · 9 months
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does anyone else feel like talking verbally is a quicktime event and you’re constantly missing the button cues
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cozylittleartblog · 9 months
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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filmnoirsbian · 1 year
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I find your lack of whimsy disturbing
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mag200 · 8 months
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incredible television
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retquits · 4 months
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see what they don't tell you is that you HAVE to make the most self-indulgent ocs and self inserts to inject into your favorite media and to have the most tender moments with your favorite blorbos and to live out every fantasy and tragedy your heart desires. you just have to
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jvlianbashir · 10 months
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*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*
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todays-xkcd · 3 months
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I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.
Log Cabin [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[The floorplan of a log cabin, with a fullsize layout on the left, while on the right is a sequence of increasingly smaller versions of the same layout, like a golden rectangle.]
[Caption below the panel]: Log cabin
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pusheen · 6 months
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maguneedsalife · 5 months
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ended up in thaleia with a couple of moby dick RPers
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unfortunately, the fight with llymlaen did not contain any whales
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unbeknownst to captain ahab, between battles i quickly edited my usual party greeting macro to work for alliance chat
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videogames are good actually im going to be giggling about this all night
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