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wouldshesnip · 8 months
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Lois Wilkerson (Malcom in the Middle)
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Despite being American, Lois is both stingy and skeptical by nature, and would almost certainly think of circumcision as a scam by greedy doctors.
Would She Snip?: No
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quixoticclown · 10 months
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My girlfriend and I brainstormed a sequel to Malcolm in the Middle covering Malcolm's presidency. Enjoy!
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badpanini · 9 months
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mothered and fathered harder than any mother has mothered and any father has fathered in the history of motherhood and fatherhood
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noah-price · 2 years
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FAVORITE MUSIC MOMENTS FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2/2) (part 1)
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ldrmoment · 25 days
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Hey er ive never done requests before and I don’t really know how to work tumblr at all so I hope I’m doing this right but anyways I saw your post about wanting someone to request Reese Wilkerson stuff and I just wanted to ask if you could make a post just for headcannons about him? I haven’t seen too many on here and I need them so bad 😭
ofc i can! tysm for requesting and ik a lot of other people sent requests for reese too n i'll get to them soon it's just i have an irl crush rn so the delusions aren't really delusioning apologies <3
Reese Wilkerson Hc's
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ok i noticed that in the halloween episode in season 7 i believe he's wearing a misfits shirt !! so i think he would like punk, grunge, pop punk, and nu metal. like misfits, descendants, nirvana, limp bizkit, blink 182, sum 41, sublime, beastie boys, really anything punk related
definitely watches wwe and if you're over you're watching it too
he loves watching his favorite scary movies w you and he loves how you like them too!
if you don't like scary movies he dosent mind either bc that just means you'll be hiding in his arms the whole time so he wins either way
i feel like when he first met you he definitely played a prank on you to get your attention or just annoyed you but once you sorted that all out, you join him on his pranks and he swears he's never liked a girl more
if you're smarter than him and you offer to tutor him he'll only do it under one condition: he gets a kiss everytime he gets something right
might be self projecting but he's def a boob guy.
everyone has this image of him as some psycho tough guy but play with his hair and he'll just melt. especially if you have acrylic nails! his head will be in your lap while you guys are watching tv n you'll be playing with his hair and he'll be as quiet as a mouse and malcolm will just be like "how did you do that."
loves it when you borrow his clothes. especially his hoodies. it just does something to him
tbh i feel like he could go for someone with either a more edgier look ( think avril lavigne or bill kaulitz) or someone with the girly 2000s look ( think britney spears or any of the playboy bunny girls )
once you guys have an established relationship he'll spend all his time with you! at first he wasn't sure if it was ok but now that he knows you really like him he's so happy!
i don't think he's big on pda i think hand holding is as far as hell go but i don't think he minds if you kiss him on the cheek
but once you guys are alone omg
cant keep his hands off you!
he's either super horny or super cuddly no in between
you and him always get stuck babysitting jamie and he'll be doing the most normal thing like putting jamie's shoe on or feeding him and youre just stuck staring at him bc he looks so cute!
dates usually consist of movie marathons, him cooking something for you guys, concerts, theater trips, or something really spontaneous like taking a trip to another city just bc you guys were bored.
walks you to all of your classes <3
malcom n dewey really like you and think you keep reese sane
ties your shoes
if you guys have a class together he's always doodling in your notebook whether it's something cute or raunchy
i think he struggles with self image so he needs a lot of reassurance
if you have pets he somehow has an immediate bond with them. they just love him!
he try's really hard to remember things you like for future gifts/dates
i feel like he gives oddly specific compliments, but he has good intentions
"you smell like a slutty fairy"
"is that supposed to be a good thing?"
"duh."
the same way he secretly loves watching soap operas with his mom, is the same way he loves watching all of your shows. like the oc, dawsons creek, whatever you're into!
he would give the best and most thoughtful homemade gifts. tb to when he gave lois little jars of jam! he'd probally do something similar but according to your taste <3
gets jealous easily
it's hot/ cute tho
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mitmgifs · 2 years
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Favorite Malcolm in the Middle Episodes (Part 1/?) S04E03 – “Family Reunion”
“What are you going to do?” "We don’t know. We never know.”
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whowouldwininafite · 2 months
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I'm currently in the process of watching "Malcolm in The Middle" for the first time ever (I know I know) and I have to say, although I'm only halfway through season 2, so far I've been feeling quite sorry for Francis tbh. Granted he was a difficult kid and very obviously so were his brothers, Lois did the best she could given all circumstances and surely she was feeling helpless, exhausted and in over her head... but still. Not only the decision to send him away does seem harsh and unfair, out of proportion and unfit for his case, but I also feel like the way his parents keep treating him once he's away is extremely cruel. They seem completely indifferent and almost act as if they stopped having an eldest son as soon as he (unwillingly) stopped living in their house.
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like-a-rainbow · 1 year
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lolrentz · 6 months
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i looked over to see that i had a draft and i had no idea what it was because i didnt remember drafting anything and it was just an image of lois wilkerson with no caption. heres my proof
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This scene imprinted on me as a child. I’m pretty sure it was the pilot episode and this dynamic stuck out to me and lingered into my blueprint for marriage that I built as a child. (Right alongside Evaine’s love confession in Stardust). This was a visual gag in the show, but it also showed this easy comfort they had with each other after years of being together and my little 6yo self saw this and a part of me said “That. That is a good marriage.” and honestly? yeah. I do want to be with someone and feel comfortable existing like this. (and obviously this dynamic goes both ways)
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matsui-sinclair · 2 years
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They have a special program for gifted children. They have advanced textbooks and devoted teachers and all sorts of good things they don’t wanna waste on normal kids. You start on Monday.
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2000–2006) 1.01 “Pilot”
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loiswasadevil · 6 months
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Hi Lois! Do you think Lois Wilkerson from Malcolm in the Middle has a Devil's Heart too? She also loves her family very much, but their antics can take a toll on her. I think she might, but I wanted to ask since you understand a Devil's Heart more than I do.
I also kin Lois. I might actually be one of the only Double-Lois kins but i digress. Their antics definitely take a toll on her but she doesn't have the hatred of her Family Except for her mother, So perhaps, But i believe the Love of her Family, especially Hal, would definitely prevent a Devils Heart from forming, Because despite their antics their Family loves eachother and they are just doing what they can to survive. Thanks for this question.
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noah-price · 2 years
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FAVORITE MUSIC MOMENTS FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (1/2)
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emofuck-inspace · 1 year
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