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wild-lavender-rose · 2 years

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Loki x reader misquote #4

Loki, to Judge Renslayer: Madam, a god does not plead.

You:

You: *smirks*

Loki: Don’t you dare.

You: What about that time when Thor put all that honey in your hair and then you got your brush stuck and you came to me begging to-

Loki: Darling, that was not pleading, I was simply asking for your assistance in a small matter.

You: You were on your knees, Loki.

Loki: *scoffs* What? I never-

You: Tears streaming down your face, your brush fastened to one side of your head-

Loki: Gods do not cry!

Judge Renslayer: Enough!

Loki:

You:

Judge Renslayer: You two have a history then?

You:

You: What does she mean, history?

Loki: I believe it’s the Midgardian way of asking if we’re married.

You: Oh...

You: I wonder what gave it away.

Loki: No idea.

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textsfromthetva · 4 months

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Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?]

#loki #mobius m. mobius #lokius #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes

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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months

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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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lokiusincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Season 1

Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME

Mobius: NO

Season 2

Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME

Mobius: YES

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dubblebubbleibuprofen · 5 months

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This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.

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luxthestrange · 10 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Trickster

Loki and You agree to meet for a location for a date

Y/n, over text: Turn around!

Y/n: No, in the other direction

Y/n: Okay, just one more time

Loki: Where are you???

Y/n: I’m not actually there yet, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me~

Loki:...Marry me, please-

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

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super-marvel-dc · 2 months

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*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#remade this because it was requested #still funny to me #although my brother is probably concerned that i keep laughing on that one scene...#hela x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect #requested

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sincka · 3 months

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This is Mobius, he loves his personal space : *Mobius, looking at his tempad quietly while standing*

This is Loki, he also loves Mobius's personal space : *Loki, RIGHT BEHIND Mobius, looking at the tempad over Mobius's shoulder as he totally BREATHES against Mobius's cheek*

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textsfromthetva · 3 months

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Incorrect Loki Quotes [195/?]

#I’m not even sorry 😎#mobius m. mobius #loki #lokius #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes

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mimisempai · 7 months

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Finally...

#lokius #loki series #loki #mobius m. mobius #moki #wowki #lokius rights #lokius forever #loki x mobius #mobius m mobius #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #incorrect lokius #incorrect lokius quotes #mobius x loki #time husbands #time frost

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whispering-about-loki · 6 months

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Loki: So what's for dinner?

Mobius: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Loki: ...

Loki: Is it soup?

Mobius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Loki: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Mobius: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Loki: STOP!

*one hour later*

Loki: It's fucking tacos?!

#loki #loki series #incorrect loki #incorrect quotes #mobius m mobius #lokius #marvel

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bitchystxrk3000 · 5 months

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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Thor, give me your credit card.

Thor: Here.

Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

#marvel #mcu fandom #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel mcu #mcu #loki laufeyson #thor odinson #loki x reader #thor x reader #marvel x reader

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luxthestrange · 3 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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[Loki in a hospital bed and Thor sits in a chair next to him.]

Thor: Is it painful?

Loki: What? Being stabbed, or sitting here talking to you?

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