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jiyascepter · 6 hours

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Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

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daisybell17 · 4 months

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Loki: Wow, Mobius, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Mobius: We literally slept together yesterday.

Loki: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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freakish-goth · 4 months

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I’m gonna be the sluttiest malewife

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yup-i-am-weird · 1 month

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Testing

*the avengers are all gathered in the living area*

Y/N : I am getting really bored

Tony : Yeah let's play truth and dare

Natasha : I'll go first, Y/N I dare you kiss the hottest person in the room

*as the words slip out of her mouth, all the heads turn towards you. Literally everyone knew about the crush both Loki and Bucky had on you, but little was it known to them that you liked both of them*

Y/N : you can't be serious nat, that's WAY TOO CHILDISH, we are not

Sam : Well, if it's that easy then go ahead finish your dare

*both Loki and Bucky sat still staring at each other as if it was staring challenge with occasionally looking at you*

Y/N : Ugghhh.... I hate you guys

Tony : *smirking*Come on y/n, you know who is the hottest

*you gave Tony a look. If you chose between Loki and Bucky it would not only start a serious argument between them but also hurt one of them, which you were sure you didn't wanted to happen but you also could not choose someone else. God, why was it so difficult to pick one of them. *

Wanda :*giggling at your confusion*Have you decided y/n?

Y/N :*looking up from the floor, an evil smile forming on your face* Yes, I have. Nat you said the hottest person, right?

Natasha : Yeah

Y/N : *getting up from your place* Well, then

*you walk towards her and gesture for her to get up*

Natasha : Wha...?

*before she is able to register what is happening you place one hand around her waist while the other gently grabs her face as you softly place a kiss to her lips, surprising everyone in the room*

Wanda : Omg!

Thor : Lady y/n, I never knew you had a liking for women.

Y/N : Neither did I Thor, I was just testing if I did *you say with a smirk on your face*

*both Loki and Bucky look back and forth from you to each other with equally bewildered expression*

Natasha : *slightly blushing* Well y/n, you are a really amazing kisser.

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asgards-princess-of-mischief · 2 months

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Y/N discussing an upcoming diplomatic function with her husband

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Y/N: My love, keep an eye on Thor, it's likely he's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Loki: Of course darling, I'd loved to watch Thor get punched.

Y/N: Try again.

Loki *begrudgingly*: I will keep Thor from getting punched.

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Later that week

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Y/N: What Happened!?

Loki: Well… I never said I would keep him from getting stabbed.

Y/N: *sighs, shaking her head*

Loki: *takes Y/N into his arms*

Y/N: Your lucky I love you

Loki: Yes Darling, I do believe I am.

A/N: I'm trying something new, let me know what you think!

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sincka · 4 months

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Loki : I’m in love with you.

Mobius : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Loki : I know.

Mobius : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool—

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sylkithecat · 6 months

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Loki: Incorrect Quotes

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teabag-of-mischief · 5 months

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B-15: Did you finish those reports yet?

Mobius: No… not yet…

B-15: Are you even working on them, or are you just reading Loki’s files?

Mobius: …they’re evidence…

B-15: Yeah, evidence that you’re gay as hell.

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xanderio1 · 5 months

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Peter: ugh Mr.Thor I told you to stop leaving mijolnir in my room.

Thor: Ah, sorry man of spiders, I must've forgotten-

Peter, holding mijolnir:

Thor: 😧

Peter 🤨

Tony: 😧

Natasha: 😏

Loki: 😧

Steve: 😀

Bucky: 😶

Peter, just being stared at and starts to become uncomfortable: what is it? What did I do?

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firegal19 · 1 year

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What an eventful night

Bruce: *leaving Thor’s room*

Loki: *leaving Strange’s room*

Y/n: *leaving Bucky’s room*

Loki: Really sister? The Russian assassin?

Y/n: First of all, he’s from Brooklyn. Second of all, Bruce, did you just leave Thor’s room?

Bruce: Yep

Loki: I knew it

Valkyrie: *leaves Carol’s room*

Peter: *comes back from MJ’s house*

Bruce: You too, kid?

Loki: Nice 🙂

Steve: *leaves Nat’s room* 😳

Scott: *leaving Hope’s room*

Sam: *leaves Maria’s room*

Sam: I knew you were fucking Nat!

Y/n: I already knew.

Peter: My OTP is real?!

Steve: Shut up!

Val: I just wanted toast

*Silence*

Steve: No one tells Tony or Pepper

Peter: Deal

Loki: Captain, my sister is fucking Sergeant Barnes

Y/n: Loki!

Steve: I have been shipping you too for so long

Sam: Haha! This is awesome!

Bruce: *enters Thor’s room* Thor, I’m sleeping with you

Y/n: *enters Bucky’s room* Yeah, dekta I’m sleeping with you

Bucky: *laughs because he overheard the entire conversation

Wanda: *opens her door* Shut up! Vision doesn’t know about all this and he is too fragile to comprehend this!

Peter: Yes Miss Maximoff

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Loki: ...Something's off.

Valkyrie: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Loki: No, but that's funny.

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daisybell17 · 4 months

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Loki, talking about Mobius: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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blaze5681 · 5 months

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Things Loki Characters Absolutely Have Said

O.B: What’s your favorite color?

Mobius: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

O.B: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Mobius: My favorite color is green.

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Sylvie: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Loki: I have locked Casey in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.

Timely: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Loki: I’m blackmailing him.

Timely: Oh, happy days.

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Mobius: If Sylvie and I were drowning, who would you save?

Loki: You two can’t swim?

Mobius: It’s a hypothetical question, Loki! Who would you save?

Loki: My time and effort.

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

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Mobius: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Sylvie: Bleach.

Loki: Sewage.

Mobius: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

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Sylvie: Kill him.

Loki: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

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O.B: Thanks for not telling the TVA what happened.

B-15, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Loki: We both look very handsome tonight.

Mobius: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Loki: I couldn't take that chance.

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random-incorrect-things · 3 months

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Loki: Why are you screaming?

Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?! YOU JUST HAD YOUR FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!

Loki: I know, I was there. Besides it's fine now, see?

Thor: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!!

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sippingonhottea · 2 months

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No one not a single soul out there

Loki when ever he joins the heros' side for five seconds : Whelp, time to sacrifice my ass for the greater good :)

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