#loki is just chilling

[romavitae]

#i've had this headcanon for years #and it's so funny to be in the loki fandom now #because i'm just chilling in a corner while everybody is talking about ships #but i'm happy for you guys #loki #loki series #mcu #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #aroace #asexual #aromantic #sylki #sylvie laufeydottir #lokius #mobius #mobius x loki #tom hiddleston #meme #fandom memes #fandom discourse #humour #headcanon

[sylvies-kablooie]

the problem with marvel is that they think i care about weighty things like "the fate of the universe" when in reality i just want characters to have dialogue that lets you see into their souls. the only inconvience of the world blowing up or some dude eviscerating the planet is that these bitches won't get to talk about their feelings.

#loki spoilers #maybe idk you could just see this as a general observation in marvel shows #hey big fan of the action. BIGGER fan of character development #i want dialogue that feels like a punch to the gut #i want actors giving soul wrenching glances #so maybe chill w the omg everything is gonna end shit #WRAP IT UP!! #loki #loki series #loki show #loki tv show #loki tv #loki s2

[detectivel0kl]

Marvel:

Loki being blinded by Christmas lights:

#did he have to decorate himself #Is he just chilling in the centre #loki #mcu loki #what if #loki what if

[starsm00n]

What is it with fictional men that make me unhinged and feral. LIKE LET ME OUTTA MY CAGE!

#delusional #geto suguru #gojo satoru #nanami kento #joel miller #spencer reid #joe goldberg #rick grimes #negan smith #ghost cod #john price #toji fushiguro #bucky barnes #aaron hotchner #konig cod #frank castle #paul hill #matt murdock #miguel o'hara #just girly thoughts #dean winchester #fictional men #twd daryl #bellamy blake #loki laufeyson #daddy chill #carlisle cullen #javier peña #marc spector #fypfypfypfypfypfypdypfypfypfypfypfypfyfpfyfpfyp

[worstloki]

Wholeheartedly believe Loki could get a few followers on social media and it would go to his head. He doesn’t need to fight the Avengers on the regular anymore because he’s busy making posts and chatting with random people with his ‘RP Earthsona’ etc.

#Asgard has a small population so Loki sees the follower count go to 200 and just... quits as a villain #he has more than enough attention #now his stunts aren’t for evil they’re for likes and requests his followers gave that he seemed appropriate #you can’t suggest things like murdering innocents because he wants to keep his account safe for his younger followers #the avengers find out about his online presence very late #by the time they find out what’s happened everything is chill #Thor like ‘this was the suggestion I left haha!! he enjoyed the cat cafe!! ^-^’ #he is doing drawing requests

[zombie-bait]

finally got around to watching the making of Loki season 2 and Owen “I have never seen a Marvel movie but I’m excited to be here” Wilson is sending me

#Loki #loki series #owen wilson #mobius m mobius #listen #He’s such a just a guy yknow #Like he lowkey just plays himself for mobius #I shouldve never doubted you mr wilson #I wasn’t a fan til the tv show #But his chill energy is unnecessarily endearing #Love that tom had to give him Loki Ted talks #Anyway its a cool behind the scenes vid #The sets are inSANE

[luuxxart]

more smt v doodles

#smt v #shin megami tensei v #shin megami tensei #smt #hitoshi hirayami #alice #loki #i leveled alice up and she was like 'oh. ur not dead yet :/' which spurred this #i was like DA/MN OK #like. chill #also i think after the events of the student council comic hitoshi will prolly be a journalist like his dad but #whatevers going on here is even funnier #i think his unresolved feelings for akechi would probably result in him looking at SMT Loki and going #'this is probably a bad idea. but how do i go about nailing the norse god' and then he just never does bc hes bad at expressing himself #i love smt loki tho #i used him in p3 and p4 #hes just so versatile man

[diet-bathwater]

i have been sick all weekend so i just now watched episode 2 and i

loki s2 ep2 spoilers in the tags

#loki #loki spoilers #loki season 2 episode 2 #loki breaking brad #LOKIUS IS SO DOMESTIC AND SOFT THIS SZN #LOKI GETTING THE TENDERNESS HE DESERVES FROM MOBIUS I CRY #brad bringing up frigga ………. WHAT IF I RUN OIT INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WHAT ABOUT THAGT #also sylvie’s wolfcut this season is so bisexual of her #that being said i will die on the hill that syl//ki is self//cest and no one can convince me otherwise #mobius literally even acknowledges it #but that’s a rant for another day. pls don’t come for me. it’s just how i feel #mobius getting dimension this season is so GOOD but i know they’re jsut working up to a flashback where he sees his wife and two children a #which is like whatever bc i do want him to be happy but it’s just SO EASY #i don’t think lokius is ever going to be real in this show bc it’s mar/vel but they are really forcing the straightness of this show #ok i need to chill #bye

[unsettlingcreature]

Currently doing normal witch shit except everything is slightly wrong. Incense is burning but I'm pulling faces as I walk through the smoke because the mystery incense smells like shit. Books are covering the floor but only because gravity was threatening the stack on my table and I didn't want it to hit the candle. The candle is a tiny nub in a holder because it had solidified months ago and I'm only just emptying it now. There's a familiar (not really, she is just a cat) but she's only here because supper is in 15 minutes for her. There's a pot of hair but it's one of those paper halloween pots with cartoon bats on. Instead of a deity statue, it's just an animal crossing amiibo. There are cigarette ends in the cauldron.

#GOD THE INCENSE SMELLS SO BAD #also the amiibo statues are just there idk where else to put them other than my living room #and loki's statue is chilling with me in the bedroom and is too big to fit on the fireplace so #witchblr #why not tag it as that yknow. also wowie zowie could it be time for my witchcraft break to end? yes. well. maybe. idk yet. we will see.

[blackfliesinbluesugar]

Atreus' continuing non-reaction to Freya joining the party really weirds me out. Like, hasn't she been relentlessly trying to kill you for 3+ years? Didn't she barely even let you go last time you spoke? You're just, completely unsurprised by her chilling at your house? 'I guess Freya lives with us now' ?????????????????

#god of war ragnarok #god of war ragnarök #freya #freyja #frigga #frigg #atreus #loki #like... i think KRATOS at least would have reacted at least a little bit if he came home one day #and she was just bing chilling in his house with Atreus #so why... is boy... so utterly uncaring? #LOOK i know it isn't some massive thing but it stands out in the dialogue as INCREDIBLY weird #kratos #gow #spoilers

[loopsisloops]

Cleaning out my phone and I found this screenshot from a post I made last year during the peak of my Loki mania, such a fun time 😂

#still very much in love with him but man the fandom is exhausting #I’m just here to chill and simp over Loki das all man

[benevolentgodloki]

// I blame @cordeliabarton but now all my brain is thinking of is Avengers Tower AU where someone walks into the entertainment room to find Loki watching Whose Line, crying with laughter, no clue he's being observed, and this being the scourge of New York.

#outofillusions #he's such a dork #how many other villains can just be so chill and fun-loving #yes I know he's more than a villain I'm a Loki blog don't @ me #about Loki #I guess Zemo would probably be the closest?

[autismmydearwatson]

Watching The Avengers (2012) on my marathon of Ye Olde Avengers Movies just to put a lid on my Shadow and Bone insanity and how did I forget about the part where Fury politely asks Thor to torture his brother because that part was so messed up???

#the avengers 2012 #why did my mind choose to erase that specific scene from my memory cause it genuinely surprised me #maybe cause its such a blink-and-you-miss-it moment #the avengers (2012) #thor odinson #nick fury #loki laufeyson #i wont lie it did give me chills #just. like from an audiences perspective #thats just a sick thing to ask of THOR. OF ALL PEOPLE

[worstloki]

Loki sits in Thor’s lap because that’s normal brotherly behaviour and all the avengers are averting their eyes thinking that the bros are just really bad at keeping an illicit relationship a ‘secret’ and they don’t want to address it out of respect for their privacy

#the Avengers trying to be supportive: it’s okay for you two to share a room we don’t mind you don’t have to pretend you’re using both #Thor and Loki: we need two showers and closets :)? #the avengers see the bros being physically affectionate and try not to be weirded out #the bros are just chilling they’re literally just being bros and the avengers are being weird about it #Loki sits in Thor’s lap like he doesn’t weigh a ridiculous Asgardian amount too #Tony trying not to run off his alien couple teammates doing his best not to think about what happens in the bedroom #Bruce watching Thor take Loki’s half-finished plate and eating off it since Loki was done and laughing awkwardly #like that’s not just normal behaviour #Steve sees them holding hands and gets all professional on the lookout to make sure no random shield agents ‘catch’ them

[kiki-strike]

my last two braincells after being forced to do a triggering chore

#can’t have shit in BRAIN THAT HAS BPD #i’m SO sorry 2 myself but killing yourself will not make the dishes clean #jesus christ zero to 100 in zero seconds there is no chill there is no middle ground #ah fuck *splits* #actually bpd #tw suicide #thor and lokis faces are like. very fitting. thor belligerent and stubborn and loki is just so done

[woulddieforloki]

these cute lil Marvel mystery pack stuffies are on sale I think (?) for the first time ever and I think (?) the second set is new because I haven't seen it before bUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE MYSTERY SET THAT HAS MS MARVEL THAT I LITERALLY BOUGHT FOUR OF IN THE PARKS IN MAY BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED MS MARVEL AND LITERALLY THREEEEE OF THOSE FOUR ENDED UP BEING THE FREAKING HULK AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE HULK AND I JUST WANT TO FIND THE MS MARVEL PLUSH 😭😭😭

#i bought them with gift cards btw I didn't just whip out $60 in cash #but it still hurts lol #i did get black panther tho which was kinda cool ig #and tbh even if they did have the mystery packs for $12 I wouldn't buy them bc I'm trying to save moneh #but the fact that i *cant* buy them makes me sad #i want the iron man and the mighty thor ones too #I'd put them on my Christmas list but with my luck id get one of the other three that look really weird #they really did wasp‚ rocket‚ monica‚ and carol dirty with these #i have the loki tho i felt through all the bags for his horns and now he's wearing a Rapunzel sweater #i also have ant-man he's chilling with loki in my gotg popcorm bucket