Loki when he first realised Mobius wasn’t going to stop him from kicking ass:
Loki: He wants a fight, I’ll give him a fight
Mobius: Okay
Loki: Really though, I’m going to make him disappear
Mobius: Good for you
Loki (getting more confused): I’m going to make him wish he’d never been born
Mobius: Bit over the top, but go for it
Loki: …
Mobius: Well, what are you waiting for? I’ve got better things to be doing with my day-
Loki: Aren’t you going to tell me ‘no’?
Mobius: Do you want me to tell you no?
Loki: Well— I suppose— I don’t know, I’m just so used to people talking me out of things
Mobius: If I told you ‘no’ would it make a difference?
Loki: Probably not
Mobius: Exactly, so go for it
Loki: Well it’s no fun when you’re just letting it happen
Mobius: For Gods— Loki, just do it
Loki: No, I don’t want to now
Mobius: *sighs*
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if Lokius becomes canon there needs to be a scene where everyone in the TVA is playing Monopoly (no one knows about Lokius yet) and Mobius is the banker rather than an actual player so when Loki lands on a space where he has to pay a lot of money Mobius will go “okay you gotta give up x amount of dollars” and Loki just gives him a seductive look and go “do I have to?” And Sylvie slams her hands down on the table and yells “THIS BITCH IS FUCKING THE BANKER!”
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David Tennant’s Doctor(s) are the Tom Hiddleston’s Loki(s) of the Whoniverse.
You think you’ve mourned him for like the 10th time and then BAM.
He’s back, he’s gayer, and has aged like a fine wine.
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