#loki uses stark's research fund money to open a fashion line

[worstloki]

do you know how infuriated Loki would be that western society acts as if literature written by old white men is canonically superior?? that white men following the socially acceptable religion wrote texts about how they were emotionally detached from society or spiritually disconnected and alienated?? where they complained that technological process was a purposeless burden because it wasn't personally ‘working for them’?? if they weren't all dead he would’ve straight up roasted them alive

#this realm has divided itself into hundreds of vast unique cultures and Y'ALL DECIDED YOU WERE THE BEST?? WHY??'' #''T.S ELIOT WRITES LIKE AN ANGSTY 13 YEAR OLD THAT CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT'' #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S THE ONE REMEMBERED FOR THE MODERNIST MOVEMENT?? WHAT ABOUT EMILY DICKINSON??'' #''IF YOU'RE GIVING SOMEONE A TITLE AT LEAST MAKE SURE THEIR WORK DESERVES IT!?!'' #''what DO YOU MEAN A WOMEN STARTED THE GENRE AND NOW MEN MAKE IT A THEM-ONLY THING?? genDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT??'' #''oh would you look at that Shakespeare's actually got decent work with textual integrity. he can stay. Oscar Wilde's 1 book is good too'' #''ANOTHER OLD WHITE MAN WHO IS CONSIDERED A LITERARY CRITIC AND IS SELF-ABSORBED??? WHY WOULD MIDGARDIAN SOCIETY DO THIS???!?'' #''OH BOO HOO YOU WERE SAD AND DIDNT SEE PURPOSE IN LIFE - YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL - STOP CREEPILY WATCHING WOMEN IN THE STREETS PRUFROCK!!!'' #Loki would absolutely whip out a thousand years of literary criticism knowledge to roast education systems everywhere about what they teach #forget Thor 1 what I want to see is Loki getting banished to earth and becoming someone that specialises in literally E V E R Y T H I N G #he starts by posting a few scientific papers online with a few theories he's got on how stuff works and how earth materials could test them #then he moves on to publishing a YA novel #youtube cooking channel specialising in desserts of various cultures and he collabs with people of those cultures to get things right #Margaret Atwood who #watch as 1 person asking an off-hand question about his fave Shakespearean work spirals into an hour analysis of what makes a tragic hero #stark hears about loki's model for a clean renewable energy source and the physics blows him away #loki uses stark's research fund money to open a fashion line #he doesn't waste money on hiring models and when that one decently popular sh*tp*ster used his account to advertise he blew up online #someone eventually reminds odin that he banished one of his children on earth but suddenly the insolent child doesn't want to return #he'll have his magic back though thank you #loki: marginalisation is an actual thing #Asgard: *booing him* #Earth: *cheering* #Odin: why don't u want to come back son