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wild-lavender-rose · 2 years

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Loki x reader misquote #4

Loki, to Judge Renslayer: Madam, a god does not plead.

You:

You: *smirks*

Loki: Don’t you dare.

You: What about that time when Thor put all that honey in your hair and then you got your brush stuck and you came to me begging to-

Loki: Darling, that was not pleading, I was simply asking for your assistance in a small matter.

You: You were on your knees, Loki.

Loki: *scoffs* What? I never-

You: Tears streaming down your face, your brush fastened to one side of your head-

Loki: Gods do not cry!

Judge Renslayer: Enough!

Loki:

You:

Judge Renslayer: You two have a history then?

You:

You: What does she mean, history?

Loki: I believe it’s the Midgardian way of asking if we’re married.

You: Oh...

You: I wonder what gave it away.

Loki: No idea.

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thelastdonut · 1 year

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Come on, what did you expect?

Loki: I prevented a murder today! Y/n: That's great! I'm so proud of you! How'd you do it? Loki: ...Self control... Y/n: And I was about to take you to the bookstore as a reward *rolls eyes* Loki: At least I didn't commit murder today! That still deserves a reward!

#loki (marvel)#tom hiddelston loki #loki x y/n #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #tom hiddleston #loki x reader #loki x reader funny

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super-marvel-dc · 2 months

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*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#remade this because it was requested #still funny to me #although my brother is probably concerned that i keep laughing on that one scene...#hela x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect #requested

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lilithizhere · 10 months

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Loki x s/o that is like tanjiro just basically nice to everyone and very strong how would others react to the relationship

You were a kind person and so caring to everyone. Even when their mean to you. That's what Loki loves about you. You were so kind and caring towards him and didn't care for his pranks.

Odin and Thor were the most surprised, they couldn't even believe Loki, got a partner, especially one that is so kind and caring.

You met many Gods and Goddess and the human opponents. You liked Sasaki, cause he fought with a sword like you!

Many gods and Goddess question how the hell Loki of all people ended up with you.

Even Hades was surprised. Hades is the kinda of helper of Demon Slayer corps, since the demons are his realm. Cause they keep escaping and you and other demons slayer and the Hashira have too kill them, even in the after life.

Loki was surprised that you could be so sweet, kind and caring even though Muzan killed your family and made Nezuko a demon.

Even if it's all better now he is still surprised.

Odin and Thor like you because you keep Loki out of trouble.

Many were also surprised with your strength, with many wanting to fight you. (Lu bu, Raiden, Shiva, and Posiden.)

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presidentlokis-hornyhelmet · 10 months

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Imagine

☆ Loki exposing you two: ☆

Loki is watching t.v with you when suddenly you cover his eyes.

"Y/N, what are you doing?"

"I'm preventing you from watching an adult scene. I know you're still 17", you answer.

The God chuckles. "I can lay with you but I can't see it on t.v?"

"Who's doing what now?!", Tony and Steve burst into the room panicking, rest of the team at their heels.

"I, Loki, am doing Y/N."

"Loki!", you hiss at your secret boyfriend who just smirks.

#Loki #Loki imagine #Funny #I think i am funny but I'm not.#Assume loki is 17 bc uhhh calculations said loki is possibly 17-ish in A1 #I didn't calculate #Enjoy!!#loki x reader imagine #Loki x reader #loki x reader imagines #loki x you #Loki x y/n

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kingofvipers · 5 months

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Marvel Incorrect Quotes #3

Thor: Oh, we’re now one big family! And I’m the dad, and Bruce's the mom

Bruce: Why am I the mom? What gender rolls are we pushing here?

Teen!M/n: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay emo cousin.

Korg: I'LL be the son, the hot shot, who's only dream.....is to be a star.

Valkyrie: I think a pretty, fresh out of jail aunt.

Loki: And I'm the sassy aunt....who talks shit about everybody.

#marvel x teen reader #x male y/n #funny #incorrect quotes #x gn reader #fluff #x teen!reader #platonic #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel x male reader #marvel x gn reader #loki laufeyson #thor odinson #valkyrie #korg #bruce banner #marvel mcu

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your-local-baguette · 11 months

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MORE OF KARASU AND SHIDOU DOING RANDOM SHIT.

Just karasu, shidou and reader doing random shit.

Neo egoist league slight spoilers.

"..."

" what?"

You looked at shidou who could barely hold his laugh. Loki felt the wrath coming again.

" what does lgbtq+ mean? Is it like Gay premium"

*wheezes*

*loki disappointed*

You walked in;

" gay premium, No ads, in your area"

Even loki couldn't contain his laugh, while karasu and shidou sounded like ducking elephants having a stroke and loki having a pretty giggle.

" i could mary that giggle"

You lowered on one knee, opening the ring pop sachet.

" dear julian loki, would you do me the honor of marrying you and your pretty giggle"

You said looking like you legit wanted to marry him. He offered his hand while you pushed the ring on his hand. Getting up and actually hugging the man who became flustered.

* whistling*

" when the marriage?!"

Someone said with energy, the dancer arriving with his team. Bachira was giggling at you.

He decided play along.

He grasped his uniform wiping fake tears.

"y/n-chan how could you! I thought you loved me! You even offered me two ring pola ugh!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

" mi amor! Itse not what it looke likee"

You said faking a stereotypical accent.

Karasu was like dead on the floor while shidou started attacking someone.

Yea the match started and ended in laughter.

"MOTHERFUCKER!"

You yelled.

" loki was kind of fearing whats coming"

The german team members were questioning their life choices.

You grabbed shidou collar

" DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MOUNTAIN CHICKEN?!"

"please good god let me live my life"

" do you know what is a mountain chicken"

" no"

" what do you think it look like?"

" l-like a really big chicken"

" i thought so too. BUT ITS THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"

you said showing a picture of a frog.

" btw. You're the last person god will let live their life peaceful. Actually holing you break a leg in this match!"

Said sitting next to the benched members.

Btw should i do a fanfiction of julian based off of this. Like really chaotic reader who snuck in and yea you know the rest.

#bllk #blue lock #blue lock fanfic #blue lock fanfiction #blue lock x reader #bllk x reader #julian loki #shidou ryusei #karasu tabito #shidou fanfic #karasu fanfic #julian fanfic #x reader #meme #funny #lgbtq+

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melancholypancakes · 1 year

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*Loki and Sylvie arguing*

*Y/n Lokidóttir just looking at both of them annoyed*

Y/n: Alright! That's ENOUGH!

*Y/n yells pushing the two loki's away from each other as her hands glow green from her magic forcing them apart*

Y/n: Dad, Mom! This arguing isn't going to get us off this damn planet and blaming each other not helping either so would both of you learn to be civilized!

*Y/n huffs from pouring her anger out like that while her father and Sylvie were in shock by the teenager anger*

*Sylvie was mainly shocked that Y/n called her "Mom"*

Sylvie:...

Loki:...

Sylvie: Did you just call me m-mom?...

*Sylvie covers her mouth trying not to smile*

Y/n: Yeah, so? You are my mom. You are a variant version of my dad, a female version. Therefore in fact, you are my mom.

*Y/n just realized what she just said as Sylvie starts tearing up*

Y/n: Mom- Sylvie I-

*Sylvie embraces the mini Lokidóttir smiling like an idiot*

Sylvie: I never had children before, let alone a daughter!

*Loki looking at Y/n with a smug look, who is clearly uncomfortable with affection*

Loki: aw, what's wrong Y/n? hug you're mother~

* Y/n grumbles at her father's teasing as she hugs Sylvie back awkwardly and Sylvie wipes her tears still smiling*

Loki: I'm just going to make this more uncomfortable.

*Loki group hugs Sylvie and Y/n*

*Y/n groans and blushes*

Y/n: At least, you two finally stopped biting at each other's throats...

#funny mcu #mcu #loki mcu #loki x daughter!reader #sylvie loki #disney tva #tva loki #Lokidóttir #loki x teen!reader #princess of Asgard #prince of asgard #princess y/n #Loki x Lokidóttir! reader #Sylvie being called mom #fanfic idea #loki x daughter! reader #loki x f!reader #Sylvie x daughter! Reader

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michelleleewise · 1 year

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Lab Assistant

Pairing: Avenger Loki x Female reader

Warnings: swearing, chaos, dum-e, fires, minor violence, minor smut (p in v), shower sex, fingering, fairly graphic, 18+.

Summary: Loki works at figuring out why he keeps shifting and has a run in with Tony, while you grow more frustrated.....

A/n- graphics by- @harlequin-hangout

Part of the Lokitty series-

You felt the sun on your face, stretching feeling the other side of the bed cold and empty. You looked over sighing seeing Loki hadn't come go bed last night. You threw the covers off, heading into the kitchen, coffee was definitely a must. You turned on the machine, going to the fridge for the creamer seeing the whipped cream you bought...untouched making you sigh. You went back to the counter, preparing two cups before heading into Loki's makeshift study seeing him hunched over a large book, eyebrows furrowed.

"Morning." You said, sitting the cup down on the desk as Loki looked up "Hello darling, is it morning already?" He asked grabbing cup "yup....sure is." You said flopping in the chair across from him. "Are you upset with me pet?" He asked setting the cup down "no..of course not. I love sleeping by myself." You snarked sipping your coffee. "I'm sorry darling, I just really need to figure this out." He said turning the page in his book. "Mm. Have fun." You said getting up heading to the bedroom. You grabbed your clothes, laying them out before going to the bathroom.

Turning on the shower you tossed your pajamas in the corner, stepping under the hot water sighing. You closed your eyes, your thoughts drifting to Loki. The way his jaw clenched when he fought, how his muscles flexed under his tight shirt during training, the way his long elegant fingers ghosted your skin, bringing you pleasure you had never know before. You slid your hand down your stomach, slowly moving lower imagining they were Loki's fingers as you slid them between your folds, caressing your clit "l..loki.." you breathed, moving your fingers back and forth circling your entrance feeling two arms wrap around you, gently pulling you back "have I neglected my pet?" You heard Loki purr in your ear making you shiver.

His fingers traced down your arm, joining your hand between your thighs lacing his fingers with yours, his free hand cupping your breast as he pushed your combined fingers into you making you gasp. "Mm that's it..." he purred kissing down your neck, his thumb rubbing over your nipple "I'll take care of you." He breathed licking the shell of your ear. He slid your fingers in and out as you rocked your hips against your hands, your head dropping to his shoulder. "Fuck me Loki.." you panted pressing further into him. "In due time darling " He whispered in your ear. You reached back, digging your hand into his hair "no...now!" You growled pulling hard hearing him groan

He guided you to the wall of the shower, removing his fingers from you making you whine as he guided your hands up placing them on the tile. He pulled your hips back, bending you over as his hand slowly slid down your thigh, hooking his arm under your knee lifting it up, moaning feeling him line himself up. "God Loki...hurry up!" You growled rocking back into him "Mm so much anger..." he panted, lifting your knee higher "allow me to fuck it out of you." He purred snapping his hips into you, bottoming out in one thrust making you cry out. "Fuck...you feel so good." He groaned, pulling his hips back, his fingers digging into your thigh as he slammed back into you, your arms shaking with the force.

He reached up, wrapping his long fingers around your throat, squeezing feeling your pulse race under his fingers. "Aahh....fuck....harder" you panted pushing your hips back into him. "Mm I do love it when your fiesty." He purred, setting an unforgiving pace, your arms weakening with each thrust "s..stop aahhh talking." You gritted, reaching back digging your nails into his ass as he slammed into you. He pressed his fingers into your throat, growling as he hit that spot inside you "t..that's it..fuck..come y/n." He groaned. Feeling him twitch inside you, you slammed your hips back into his as you came hard around him, feeling him spill inside you biting your shoulder.

You leaned your forehead against the tile trying to catch your breath as he slid out of you, placing your leg down "am I forgiven pet?" He panted, kissing your neck. "No, I don't think so." You said stepping back under the water. "Darling, what must I do to make it up to you?" He asked, wrapping his arms around you smiling "hmm...I'm sure I'll think of something." You smiled, leaning up pecking his lips quickly pulling back "is that all I get after giving you an earth shattering orgasm love?" He smiled, rocking you both back and forth "yyyup." You said turning around "that is cold pet." He laughed. "Aren't you supposed to be meeting Tony in the lab?" You asked over your shoulder. "Do not remind me." He said kissing your shoulder "I shall see you this afternoon pet." He said slipping out of the shower, leaving you to finish.

"Stark!' Loki yelled through the lab making tony jump "Dammit Rudolph, mark my words, I'm gonna put a bell on you." He said setting the welder down "hm..yes, well anyway why was I summoned?" Loki asked, his hands behind his back as he walked along the long table. "Hm? Oh! Yes...here." He said waving Loki to follow him. "I swear stark, if this is another of your trivial inventions..." he said trailing off seeing a garment bag hanging on the wall. "Nope...the new team uniform." Stark said smiling unzipping the bag as Loki's eyes widened.

"I would rather die..again then to wear that...monstrosity!" Loki yelled, eyeing the red and white one piece suit with a very large "A" printed on the chest. "Oh come on, it's not that bad." Tony said smiling "this must be a jest, that is unfit for a clown, let alone a Prince." Loki sneered at the offending suit. "Your on the team horns..so you wear it." Tony said walking back to the table "I will do no such thing!" Loki yelled following him "and who are you to tell me..." he started, suddenly going quiet. Tony turned around seeing the room empty. "Rudolph?" He called out looking around. "What a diva." He scoffed, picking up his welder continuing his work on his new suit when a small black cat jumped up on the table.

"Well hey there little guy, where did you come from?" Tony asked setting the welder down, holding his hand out as the cat hissed and batted at him. "Hey! What the..." he said watching the cat jump to another table, his long tale whipping around his beakers "heeey...nooo.." he trailed off as the cat locked eyes with him, lifting his paw knocking one to the floor shattering on impact. "Hey..stop that!" Tony yelled, running over as the cat turned around, kicking more beakers onto the floor, the liquids mixing together on the floor beginning to smoke as the cat lept to another table, quickly knocking its contents to the floor. "Friday! I need Dum-E...stat!" Tony yelled to the ceiling, trying to make his way to the cat who was now digging his claws into the table top.

The small robot rolled in, whirring around moving towards Tony when a small fire began in the puddle of liquids. "Shit..shit.." Tony said, grabbing for the cat as it jumped down, running between his legs "get back here you..." he started, a puff of white suddenly surrounding him "not me dum-e! The actual fire!" Tony yelled as the bot continued to spray the extinguisher at him. "Dammit!" Tony yelled, ducking around the bot, running through the room spotting the cat digging it's claws into his suit, leaving deep gashes along the front. He was about to run over when the bot came over, spraying more of the extinguisher at him, blinding him when the smoke alarm went off, the loud screech hurting his ears "Friday! Turn off the alarm!" He yelled as loud as he could. "I would sir...but technically there is a fire." The ai replied.

"For the love of.." Tony trailed off, holding his arms out trying to make his way thought the thick haze of fog when suddenly a white light flashed in front of him, squinting he saw the cat chewing on the wires of one of his repulsars, causing it to fire. "Shit..I'm going to die." He said, slipping on a puddle of oil, the air leaving him as he landed hard on his back. He groaned, rolling to his side when he heard a voice calling his name "god...is that you?" He whispered, trying to catch his breath "Tony! Where are you!?" You yelled into the room, a cloud of white smoke billowing out of the lab as you stepped back.

You stepped in again, slowly feeling along the wall for the panel of switches, your fingers grazing them you flipped them on as the fans kicked on sucking the fog out of the room. You sighed taking in the room, dum-e was flailing around dousing Tony in extinguisher...there was a small fire in the corner...and "LOKI!" You yelled, seeing the cats head snap up, eyes meeting yours as he dove under a table. "COWARD!" You yelled, grabbing the extinguisher off the wall you walked over putting the fire out "dum-e...that's enough!" You yelled as the bot stopped, swiveling around to you "go..now!" You growled as it sped off to the other side of the lab.

You walked over, looking down at Tony trying not to laugh "what the actual hell?" You asked looking around "not my fault!" He said sitting up "I was telling Loki about the new suit, he threw a fit and poofed out, and then this cat showed up." He said pulling himself up with the table "Uh huh.." you said looking around "the cat..." you trailed off. "Say, can you make anything with those nanobots?" You asked, an idea forming "yeah why?" He asked sitting down. "Well, I think said cat needs a collar...one that will adjust with his size..green with a little gold bell." You said smiling, seeing the realization in Tony's eyes "gjve me a minute." He said rushing to the other side of the lab. You smiled, walking over to where you last saw loki "here kitty kitty." You purred, leaning down seeing a small box, two large eyes peeking over the top "aww, poor kitty...come here." You smiled holding your arms out.

He slowly climbed out of the box, nudging your hand with his head as you scooped him up, holding him to your chest he reached up licking your nose "aahh that feels weird." You laughed walking back to the middle of the lab, hearing him purr as scratched his ears. About an hour later he was fast asleep in your arms, sounding like a little motor boat as you held him to your chest. "Ok...here we go." Tony said walking over holding the small collar in his hand. "All you have to do is put it on, as he "gets bigger" the nanobots will adjust to the size of his neck." Tony said air quoting handing you the collar. You smiled, sliding it on clasping the back, holding back a laugh at the little gold bell dangling in the front. "I did tell him I was going to put a bell on him." Tony laughed "thanks Tony, we'll see how he likes being tricked." You smiled, getting up leaving the lab.

You made it back to your room, gently laying him on the bed before taking a seat in the corner of the room. You weren't sure how long it would be before he changed back but you couldn't wait to see the look on his face when he did.

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inlovewhithafairytale · 8 months

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Me choosing men

me: ok I'm really sure that this one is a good one.

Friend: apart from the fact that he is fictional, I can't be sure of your judgment when it comes to men.

Me: the men I like are hot you can't deny that.

Friend: yeah, but are we going to ignore the fact that they've KILLED people before?

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lilithizhere · 11 months

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ROR(gods) with a human s/o with scarlet witch or rimuru abilities please

Can you also add when they fight its fine if you don't want to

OK I got it! 👍 I'm gonna do Scarlet Witch powers

Thor was surprised to see that you a human has powers.

He found you interesting but still wanted a fair fight.

You and him fought and fought the anticipation was very thick in the audience because they wanted to know who would win.

You threw Thor a few times with your witch powers and he sent you flying with his hammer but neither of you gave up.

You both ended getting knocked out.

You woke up in the infirmary and saw a teddy bear with a letter with it and you read it and turns out it was from Thor.

He wanted to get to know you and wanted to spar with you.

He won't admit it for a while but he liked how strong you are and how nice you are.

Shiva was confident in his ability to defeat you, but when he saw how powerful you where he kinda sweat a bit.

When you and him where fighting you used telekinesis on him a lot.

You would hold him in the air and then throw him on the ground or at a wall.

His Wives where cheering for you and he was like "Seriously?" Your supposed to be cheering for me!

He liked that you were strong and fast.

You ended up passing out from over using your abilities a lot. He also fell on the ground in exhaustion and the match was a tie.

When you woke up you were surrounded by his wives who were pestering you.

They liked you and how smart and strong you are.

Shiva liked that too but he also liked your kind heart.

Loki thought you were cool and liked to tease you

He liked to try and scare you.

When you two fought each other you won when he passed out from you throwing him around like a rag doll.

You knew he was okay when he stared to flirt with you in the infirmary.

You slapped him in his face.

Thor chuckled when he saw that.

Loki found it cool having a human significant other that has powers.

#RoR Loki #ror thor #ror shiva #lol #funny #fluff #buddha ror #record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok icons #record of ragnarok buddha #record of ragnarok x fighter!reader #record of ragnarok x wanda reader #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff

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bluesunshine21 · 2 years

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Loki: what can I say I'm charming and irresponsible.

Y/n: don't you mean irresistible..?

Thor: no he doesn't .

#avengers #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu #mcu fandom #quotes #funny texts #bucky barnes #loki x reader #lokius #bucky x y/n #loki layfeson #loki odinson #thor x reader #thor of asgard #thor ragnarok

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