#lol I tried

[paradiseismine]

Twice as wet - Mike Wheeler x reader

Part 1/2.

Pairing: Mike Wheeler x f!reader

Warnings: slight NSFW, but tasteful I swear ok bye

It was a hot summer’s day, but not as hot as you. Your hair was shinier than ever and your smile was to die for, after all. Your confidence in your body had increased in the last year or so, and ever since you moved to Hawkins a month ago, it had sky rocketed, for some reason. You had just turned 18 and were ready to meet some cute guys.

Just not today.

Your mom had hired some neighbourhood kid to mow the lawn, and told you to stay home all afternoon to pay him afterwards, since she would be out to run some errands. So you sat on your couch, bored in a bikini and a pair of your shortest shorts, unable to jump in the backyard pool until that damn boy’s arrival.

At 1 p.m. sharp, your doorbell rang. You walked to the door and opened it gently.

- Uh, hello, are-are you y/n? - The boy asked, his head slightly tilted down so he would look you in the eyes. Man, was he TALL.

- Hi, that’s me - you smiled sweetly, trying to remember his name - and you’re… Michael, right? My mom told me to wait for you.

- Yes, that’s right… You can call me Mike, though - he scratched the back of his neck with his left hand, licking his lips.

That really got your attention. You examined his face for a second. His perfect jet black hair, his fair skin, plump red lips, delicate little freckles… Ugh. He’s so beautiful. Your lips cracked open as you wanted to say something, but nothing came out of your mouth. It was nearly a trance.

- So uh, should I get started on the lawn? - he grinned, shyly.

- Oh, yes - you said, as your eyes shot wide open, breaking that trance. - Sure. Come, I’ll show you where everything is.

You showed him around the garden and the garage: where the lawn mower was, how it worked and the area he needed to mow: your front yard first, and then the backyard, just around the pool. You tried to keep your cool and be normal about it, hoping he hadn’t noticed your staring when he arrived.

But he did. Mike Wheeler had been 18 for a few months right now, and he couldn’t believe such a pretty girl would check him out like that. He also tried to keep his cool, of course. He needed those summer jobs to afford a new guitar, and wouldn’t risk doing anything to displease you.

After the front yard was done, Mike circled around the house and got to the backyard - just to see you sunbathing near the pool.

Fuck, she’s perfect, he thought, as you got up and turned around, giving him a good look of your figure. What he wasn’t expecting, though, is that you jumped in the water a few seconds later.

As you emerged from the water, your hair darker and your eyes slightly squinted because of the sun, he couldn’t help but also notice all the little water droplets that were dripping from your face to your chest.

He was definitely checking you out. Ugh, thank God, you thought. Finally a cute boy I can obsess over. Because of course, you wouldn’t obsess over anyone who wasn’t obsessed with you too. As the work was all done, he put the lawn mower back on its place and walked over to you.

- Thank you so much, darling - you said, batting your eyelashes at him, your legs dangling from the edge of the pool. - There’s a red envelope on the fridge with your payment. I guess you could grab it later…

- Later? - he said, confused.

- Yes, after a little swim with me… in here - you said, smiling as if you had just offered him a drink of water.

Mike chuckled. He was definitely taking a sip.

- I mean… c-can I? - he asked, just in case.

- Of course, i got plenty of towels you could dry off with later… my mom won’t mind, she’s not coming back home until, at least, 7 p.m… What do you say?

Mike smiled at you as he yanked his shirt from the back of his neck. Just that single movement already made your insides twitch. Oh, that boy was in for a treat.

As he took off his pants and sneakers, you simply watched, no longer worrying about getting caught staring at him. He sat down next to you on the edge of the pool, his cheeks a bit red. Maybe from the sun, maybe from shyness.

You leaned in to kiss him, there was no point in waiting. He kissed you back softly, his hands grabbing your waist gently, as if he was afraid to scare you off. You were so pretty, he couldn’t believe it. Your right hand reached for his face, caressing it lightly, as you held his arm with your left hand and slowly guided him to actually enter the pool, so you would both stand up in it. Now your bodies were touching, and you hoped he couldn’t feel your heart beating out of your chest as you grabbed a fistful of his perfect hair and scratched his back with your nails, now fully making out with him.

He reached for your thighs and brought you up to his waist, intensifying your lust. You wrapped your legs around him, holding yourself in place, as his hands slowly left your butt after a few good grips. You had never been so grateful for that pool.

Mike Wheeler had the biggest boner of his life. His underwear was white and now completely wet, plus he had a hard-on - great. What if you were offended by it? Was that uncalled for? Those questions left his brain the second your soft hand reached down under the water.

Damn, that boy was packing some heat down there. He jumped out of his skin with your touch, at first, but melted into it a second later.

- I know you’re kissing me in the pool just to get me twice as wet - you said, chuckling, as your foreheads were touching. - But maybe we should continue this on dry land.

- Sure, whatever you want, princess - he said, enchanted by you.

- Whatever I want, huh? - you put your arms around his neck, tilting your head to the side. - That’s good to hear. I might take advantage of this later, though.

#finn wolfhard x reader #finn wolfhard smut #mike wheeler x reader #finn wolfhard #mike wheeler #stranger things #imagine #miles fairchild #lol i tried

[kri-babe]

Spit in my pretty face Trust we will be okay Scars hid in CDG Love me And make me bleed

#cw: eye strain #cw: blood #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 edits #my edits #someone said cover him in blood #LOL i tried #photoshop brushes #aren't my forte vuv #but i'm still happy #with how lurid these are

[teejaystumbles]

Smapril Day 1: “So, who’s going to top?” + tentacles

“So, who’s going to top?” Hob asks when they finally fall into bed together. He traces his fingers over Dream’s neck and up his jaw, running the tip of his index finger over the cartilage of his ear. Dream shivers and lets out a sharp breath through his nose. Hob is smiling, a hint of mischief in his eyes. Dream smirks and slowly blinks at him, gazing up from under his eyelashes. He lets his own hand trail through Hob’s chest hair and pulls him on top of him.

“I should think it was obvious, Hob.”

Hob’s smile, at first eager and victorious at the position, becomes a tad confused when he registers the feeling of something slithering up his bare leg. Dream lies back and enjoys the way Hob’s eyes go wide and his mouth forms a perfect O when the tentacle reaches its destination, stealing its way inside Hob’s body, careful but relentless.

“O-oh, right…” he manages before moaning aloud at the touch of yet another tentacle joining the other to explore Hob’s insides while a third wraps around the base of his cock. Dream smiles indulgently and pulls him down for a kiss.

“Don’t fret, lover. You’ll get your turn. Later.”

#lol I tried #smapril 2023 #dreamling #dream x hob #tw tentacles #own writing #drabble

[rockhousejai]

I like ibis new animation feature

I’m not really good at animating but I try 

#my art #art #drawing #digital art #oc #mendy mouse #Mendy #toonsona #Jai art #animation #Jai animation #Bunny Blue #lol I tried

[alpha-rathian]

Ahhh, drew a Dark Souls OC belonging to @greatswordofartorias, his name is Cayden :3

Sorry if its jank, just trying to figure out how he'd look in my style :3

#dark souls #art #dark souls art #dark souls oc #lol i tried #but i like it still

[2ndalt]

Happy New Year, Ya Filthy Animals

#geronimo stilton #fanfiction #lol i tried #also merry christmas #a little angsty? Not overly so but #i think i've figured out the hellsite

[thatdammchickennugget]

also you deserved a trillion sunflowers for being so amazing and writing those little fun blurbs so bloody fast - a superpower if I say so - MUAH 💛🌻

in fields of green, she stands so bright, a sunflower blooming in morning light. her smile, a ray that warms the day, guiding lost souls on their way.

with petals gold, she spreads her cheer, dispelling shadows, calming fear. a beacon strong, in life's dark hour, her friendship blooms, a radiant flower.

this is for you, I love you 💕💕💕

#lol I tried #thatdammchickennugget loves pizzaapeteer #mark loves greg #mari's mail

[synthshenanigans]

Bro my jashtober stuff is gonna be SO late rip

#lol i tried #the final band stuff is happening this weekend so were driving to a hotel an all for it tonight #too busy man #i haven't even started Bass bro im tryin #give me a bit guys im trying pfft #moss post

[whatdoiputhere-huh]

Ok,so chaos class 101

Go up to random people who are having a convo and ask if they’re talking about shrek,and when they say no (if they don’t I’d be surprised) just immediately become uninterested and skedaddle.

#funny #lol i tried #chaos #wizard 101 #guffaw #hehehe #lol

[lehaniixd]

First drawing of 2024!!!

#rtc musical #monique gibeau #noels lament #ride the cyclone #drawing #traditional art #my art stuff #traditional sketch #kill me pls #ciggarette #lol i tried

[sad-queer-void]

We live

We love

We lie

#smurf cat #memes #meme #we live we love we lie #artwork #traditional art #lol I tried

[callme-adam-iguess]

I was doing something with the MemLoss! Mark post but it didn't really work- oh well Art's Art.

"Why was her voice so familiar..? And why do I keep having dreams of Them?"

#lol i tried #mandela catalogue au #memory loss! mark

[s-i-m-p0]

It's not I like you

Rook x reader

(Songfic?)

Pronouns: she/her

Tw: English speaking rook (aka no ultered lyrics that make it sound French sorry)

"I-i-ah-i-i-Ah, I de-da-di dam sm da dep pa, i-i-ah-i-i-ah, i~"

"Hey, that's pretty good" y/n snap my head towards the voice and see a familiar blond hat wearing lover.

"Wha-! No one asked you" she blush picking up her books

He stopped her hand with using gloved one and by the rook continued singing

"I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on you~"

he winked

"but, baby ill never get that chance to dance that romance with you"

she blush red as he pulls her closer to him.

Y/n push him away

"oh,no~ cause you're always hitting"

as predicted I threw my book

"HIYAH!"

That he narrowly avoided

",and kicking,"

She kicked his leg

"HUGH!"

,causing himfall

." and putting me down."

"Ehehehe" she giggle, "get off the ground idiot"

'I Hope you dont mean what you say.'

(I give up on separation lyrics from normal lines sorry)

"But I keep seeing you sticking around" I sing along giving in to his plan, "like you can't get enough so I stay," y/n pause there and kept singing in her head.

"And I wonder, how my hand would feel intertwined with yours?" Rook took a bold move and lightly wrapped his pinky around her pinky.

'As of now though," she yanks her hand away "what are you doing?!" 'nothing but closed doors.'

~later that day in rooks spy book-~

He humed lightly sticking in pictures of you.

"My girl a dere-A-Tsun-Tsun-dere, just saying hi gets me a punch in the face" he smiles at the picture someone caught of you punching by accident.

"And if I dhoudk compliment her, she~ start~ to chase~"

The photo had y/n chasing rook around the court yard.

Rook smiles at the photo and remembers it.

~~~

"HEY! that was a direct attack!" Y/n yells with red cheeks.

"Oh no the wild cat found my hiding place."

"Stupif octopus! Take it back!"

Room imagined himself as an octopus before y/n stormed off.

He rushed after her "hee,so, ah...Ah, how am I an octopus?" He laughs. "how am I a cat?!" The mad girl asked after seeing herself with cat ears.

"Well,uh,cats are cute." "E..a...go away!"

She stormed off and sat on a bench and crossed her arms pointing.

"Can we get along? You're so headstrong." He sang sitting next to her.

"Hmmpf! There's no way! Go away! Now so long!"

"Just talk to me~" he kissed y/n hand light "and you will see~," rook hand lightly held her cheek

"That's not fair! using flair! You dummy!"

~~~~

With y/n she's lightly humming writing her love conffesion"I've got myself, just a little bit of love I wanna spend~..."

Out of nowhere rook appears "on NOT you!!" Y/n yells pushing him out of the dorm.

She had her back to the door,"Cause, baby, I'm afraid you'll say,that it's not with you,

Oh-oh, Cause you're always laughing," she imagined his little laugh:'hee-hee.", and joking.." His face popped into her head "you look like a clown!"

~~~next day~~~

Y/n couldt stop hearing rook compliments of praise, she buried herself in her pillow.,"But I hope you mean what you say." She sayed muffled by pillows. "I do." She heard him say.

Y/n sat up in her school uniform and walked towards the window too see a couple. She opened the window to let in the breeze

"And I wonder what you would think, if I let my pride down. Let it sink.

Could we hold hands,kiss? Live our life in gentle bliss~?"

"We could!" She heard a femiliar French man below her balcony. Y/n turned bright red "Ah- I'm not talking about you! You're not my Prince In this."

She waved him off dismissively. When she left her room and was walking down to first period y/n heard whisperer about her being a tsundere.

"I'm not a dere. -A-Tsun-Tsun-dere" she leant agsint the stone stairs holding her books. "I have a jello heart. I'm not that mean.."

The h/c girl found rook next to her smiling stupidly, "I'm not blushing! I was just rushing, and forgot sunscreen!" She yelled pointing out on the cloudy day.

"Ahahah! You're smile is really cute though." He laughed cover his mouth politely.

The girl turned sunburn red "You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails!" Y/n pulls her hair over her mouth.

In defeat he let put a sigh, "alright, I just wanted to let you know." And he turned to leave before the first bell went.

"Uh-um...H-hey..." "Yeah?"

Y/n averted her eyes away from him and swung on her heels. "Umm.." "are you ok?" He asked leaning close.

"Eh,y-yeah...um...well..." the blush on her cheek just bot brighter and brighter

"Ehee...hey hey are you free,free today?" "Oh,ho ho. Why do you want to know?" He smirked slightly

"EH! It's not like I like you! Okay..."

"Alright cool where do you wanna go?" Rook pulled out a book with the tittle of 'best places to take a girl dating'

She roll my eyes and walked off muttering at lunch.

~~~~

"We could rent a boat and sail," a snow bunny hoped over to y/n feet "or find a bunny and feed it soem juicy kale."

"No, that sound really stupid. "

"Okay well how about a... classy dinner by candle light? Or scary stories till midnight? so that I can hold you tight.~"

I get anoyed "and get cheeto crumbs on me?! No way!"

I push him off me and place down the rabbit. "O-kay, I think you're a little dense. I really do not like all this talk you have in the present tense, Ba ba da ba da!"

She turn and face him pointing a finger at him "so listen here buddy, uts all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head."

As soon as movment off rooks mouth happened Ishe cut him off.

" NO! so just say good bye"

"Eh-whatever." He sighs

"Ba-ba-da-ba-da"

Y/n mock walking away.

~~the next day~~~

Y/n walks skipily past rook with a special note in her hand. 'Whats that?' The stalker questions reaching for it "hm?" He hums grabbing it.

"Oo~ a love letter for you're ever lasting love~?"

She spin round and try and grab it "for whom?" He questions opening it "Let's see"

Y/n panics and ripped her shoe from her foot before she threw it at him full Forse within 5 meters "ouch! You wouldn't me!"

~~~

"I'm not a dere-" "my girls a dere" "Tsun-Tsun-dere" they say in unison.

"HEY! I can kick you're but even In this dress!"

"UH!" He groans as she kick his chest (you go flexible y/n!)

"I disgress! So let's just go to the park...I guess?"

"Pfft- you wouldnt even know what to bring!" She laugh.

Suddenly y/n was pinned against a tree "oh, come on will you just please just say yes?"

She crossed her arms and closed her eyes action proud

"Eh geez! Fine baka-tako! Itsn ot like ill enjoy it or anything!"

She opened one eye to see a smiling rook and a giggle left her mouth "hee-hehe."

#rook hunt #rook x reader #songfic #lol wtf #lol i tried #twisted wonderland #tsundere girl #female reader

[owarinoooutsuke]

#fgo #fate grand order #akechi mitsuhide #oda nobunaga #animatic #lol i tried #明智光秀 #織田信長 #backstabber

[surfingpichu]

Drawing a Pokemon a Day to get better at drawing. I'm using a random generator to give me one pokemon to draw and then doing it. I'll do this until I'm good at drawing or until I give up lol

Day 1: Porygon Z

#pokemon #lol i tried #this is actually from yesterday

[haiitzmeh]

lol so my sister said to draw Anna but like a guy and I was aight

And we'll I gave up after like 4 hours but eh drew most of it and motivation was lost

Why does Anna have curly hair you ask? Well I don't know, felt like it

It just looks like a short haired version of Anna tho ✋

#frozen 2 #anna #Gendebend #Digital art #digital fanart #Lol I tried #disney #My art