#lol and then he gets to go home and he and emmet are getting ready to eat

[madd-nix]

Do you think the Pearl and Diamond clans have a prayer that they say before eating? Like, "Almighty Sinnoh, thank you for giving us this space in which to share food with one another and the space to gather such food," or "Almighty Sinnoh, thank you for giving us the time to sit and eat together and the time to spend gathering our food."

Do you think that after Ingo gets back to Unova, he still prays? Like, Emmet is just about to eat, when suddenly Ingo has his hands together and he just says this quick prayer to the Almighty Sinnoh that's become ingrained in his life now, and then he eats and Emmet is just like, "What was that? I didn't know you were religious."

#me talking #pla #pokemon legends arceus #submas #idk it's just a thought i had #also the idea that the clans all occasionally eat together and pray together and have this big buffet style meal together #it's really sweet to me and i just like the idea that one of the times where ingo feels truly accepted in his clan is during big meals #like everyone is just sharing food together and talking and not focusing on the fact that he came from somewhere else #and it's just nice to eat with his fellow clan members and talk with the other wardens #lol and then he gets to go home and he and emmet are getting ready to eat #and he just starts praying and when he looks up to see emmet looking at him confused #he then has to explain that it's become habit and that this is what the pearl clan always did before eating #but then emmet's all excited to learn more about the life his brother lived there and i just think it's sweet

[autumn-sweet-fae]

I’d imagine at some point when they meet the girl again by complete chance, she’d see them and Dot and start making a fuss about it (“how DARE you steal my precious marill!!”) , a small crowd is gathering and filming this, and when she approached to pick up her Marill, Dot just hops away, into Akari’s arms and blows raspberries at her. She’s of course upset and lets out her anger on Akari by attacking, sending a pokemon at her and trying to forcefully take Dot from her arms. Dot slaps away her hands, sweeps with ease and evolves into an azumarill in front of her eyes. (extra salt on the wound <3

Afterwards most people who have even the slightest idea of how pokemon behave know what happened with the marill that they apparently “stole” (maybe someone asks Akari too and she tells her story as well) and the internet gets a couple more screenshots for proud dad Ingo memes

((this is purely for my own catharsis lmao that girl reminded me of someone in my school

(Oh you’re good, I literally named this girl after three different mean Meghan’s that I knew growing up lol)

So Meghan and her posse would go real quiet after it’s revealed that Akari is actually the missing champion Dawn. Then, when Akari returns to Sinnoh to help with the early set up the Hisui sanctuary, she meets Meghan again by chance. The girl is now suddenly acting all friendly towards her. Complimenting her hair and telling her how she’s such a fan. Telling her how all the work she’s doing the conserve these endangered pokemon is just so inspiring!!

She then puts out her hand and thanks Akari for leveling up her Azurill for her, that was just so nice of her to do!

Akari is frozen as her brain tries to compute the three different kinds of whiplash she’s getting from this total 180 from how this girl treated her at the beach. By this point Akari has been made aware of this girls online crusade against her and Ingo and how she had the backing of the lab. That is, until her 15minutes were up and she lost interest.

Now she’s standing in front of her, acting as if they’re friends who have traded pokemon to help train them up. All of Meghan’s friends are there too, now smiling and waving at Akari, and taking video of this whole exchange.

But this time! Akari’s not alone! She’s got Barry right beside her to back her up, and she can see Ingo and Emmet just down the steet with Professor Rowen and Lucas, the twins having taken notice of the cluster of teens.

Barry bluntly tells Meghan that they don’t have time for her nonsense and got places to be. He’s about to lead Akari away, back to the others, when Meghan grabs Akari’s arm a little to tightly, her press on nails digging into Akari’s skin.

Meghan laughs and ask if Dawn is still mad about what she posted online. It’s fine now, those lab jerk were all liars anyway so she forgives Dawn for not returning she precious Azurill for so long. In fact, Dawn can make it up to her! With an exclusive tour of the Pokémon League for her and her friends! Wouldn’t that be so much fun?

It’s at this point that Dot has woken up, heard enough, and burst from her ball to shove Meghan away from Akari before bouncing back into her arms. And you are indeed correct, by this point Dot has indeed evolved from an Azurill into a Marill.

(It had been during a quiet moment in Unova, the evolution triggered by Akari kindly picking up and returning the berry Dot had been nibbling on, after it had fallen out of her grasp and off the table. It was just another small kindness of the hundreds that Akari and Ingo had already shared with her, and yet it was the moment that ment everything to Dot because she knew she was home)

The moment Meghan sees Dot in her evolved form all that fake niceness drops and she is Pissed. That is her pokemon! How dare Dawn evolve it!

(By this point a crowd has formed, Ingo and Emmet are in it not far behind Akari, ready if she needs them. )

Akari glares at Meghan and only holds Dot closer. Dot meanwhile is blowing raspberries at Megan ‘cause she’s not afraid of her anymore!

In a fit of rage Meghan sends out her only pokemon directly into Akari’s face as she also lunges for Marill. Akari’s reflexes are at the ready for whatever comes out of that poke ball. However Akari was not expecting such a young Cleffa to be what pops out. In a panic to catch the tiny pokemon that’s flying right at her, Akari let’s go of Marill, just as Megan wanted.

Meghan holds aloft Dots original pokeball and calls her back. Dot vanishes into the ball, to everyone’s shock.

Meghan smirks triumphantly at Akari, who’s glaring at her as she holds a scared and crying Cleffa. 

But then there’s the sound of a pop and Megan feels her hand suddenly become wet. She looks and sees waters start to dribble out of the cracks of the pokeball, only for the pressure to spike and the waters sprays out until the ball it’s forced open, shattering the hinge. There’s a flash of light and then a very angry Azumarill is standing between Akari and Meghan.

Panicked, Meghan brandishes her other pokeball to call back Cleffa only for Dot to jump forward and slap it out of her hands. The ball bounces and rolls off, stopping by Akari’s foot. Akari picks up the ball and then glares at Meghan, telling her and her friends to leave.

Meghan screams at the crowd and points an accusatory finger at Akari, calling her a thief and demanding she return her pokemon. The crowd, however, stays silent, not even her friends say a word.

And then a single voice pipes up,

“You, are a verrrry terrible trainer.”

From this point the adults would get involved, parents will be called. Professor Rowan will strongly advise Meghan parents to not give her another pokemon until they get her some therapy. He would then have his staff contact every breeder in the region to have the family blacklisted.

Ingo is very proud of his crime neice/daughter and smiles as he watches her coo at her second stolen pokemon.

#submas wanted au #Akari #azurill #Marill #azumarill #Ingo #emmet #Barry #professor rowan #pokemon ocs

[dittolicous]

Idk why i just imagine Emmet been like "INGO COME OVER HERE!!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!" "HOW THESE JOLTIKS KNOW THIS MOVE?!!? *insert any gliscor attack here" "WHY THIS JOLTIK IS WAY BIGGER THAN THE USUAL SIZE?!" "WHY THERE IS A BABY GLISCOR HERE TOO?!?!?!" "CARE TO EXPLAIN BROTHER?! 8)" hahaha he is not mad or anything is just wondering why his Gliscor is also a lady killer/casanova like his trainer (i am making a reference to that one magazine poll post where Ingo was first place in the most handsome pokemon trainer and Emmet got third place) he is happy tho ultimited size joltiks!!

I AM HOLDING THIS TENDERLY. I AM TUCKING IT INTO BED. PATTING IT ON THE HEAD AND READING IT A BED TIME STORY.

Because this is the EXACT dramatic bullshittery playfulness that Emmet will unleash on Ingo. He's not actually mad but it's like 'MY BABY GIRL! HE STOLE HER INNOCENCE! NOW HE MUST MAKE THIS RIGHT AND TAKE HER MANDIBLE IN MARRIAGE. MAKE A PROPER SPIDER-LADY OUT OF HER.' Ingo's losing it trying to make clear replies as he cry laughs over Emmet just going ham on the absolute AUDACITY OF GLISCOR TO BED HIS BEAUTIFUL BABY SPIDER!!!! Turning around tells her she has good taste, that he's proud of her, she's beautiful, she'll be a great mom, spins back around and loses it AGAIN on Gliscor who's just cuddling the babies in blissful ignorance.

HOW DAAAARE YOU INGO, BRINGING THIS IN HOME WRECKING CASANOVA!!!!

Of course they'll hold a tiny Spider/Bat-scorpion marriage and someone WILL give them a tiny bouquet to throw at Elesa's head as she dies laughing over Spider Marriage. Puts Gliscor in a pet tux which causes him to lose his shit like a cat and *bam* hits the ground in wide-eyed terror, refuses to move as they try to drag him around.

Elesa comes over and is like 'Emmet isn't this a bit much?' as he puts the cutest little veil on Galvantula and gets a room set up and turns to her like 'No, it is not nearly enough. I need a cake!'

Spoiled One and Princess (as the two shinys) are Flower Girls.

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, ELESA. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO PROPOSE DOESN'T MEAN GLISCOR IS!

Look Gliscor is like, TOTALLY into Galvantula, she's his spider-warrior-goddess in much the same way Lady Sneasler is to the Weaviles. But she's tinier and WILL kick his ass, and they will love every minute of it.

...They're kinda like the Pokemon equivalent of Morticia and Gomez Addams but less macabre. Peppy but equally ready to do horrible gruesome things. Very in love but also like. Will not hold back. Digs it 100%. (Is this a bug thing? MAYBE! At least she didn't eat her mate!)

Yet, like you said, he's like mentally REELING at the POSSIBILITIES!!! ALPHA JOLTIKS!!!!! ALPHA GALVANTULA!!! POISON HEAL MAYBE!!!! HE WILL MAKE THE ULTIMATE SPIDER MONSTER AND PLAY A TINY BOW ON HER HAIR. SHE SHALL BE NAMED PRINCESS (Though that's the shiny Gligar's temp name ATM). WHAT MOVES CAN BE LEARNED. HOW DO WE PASS ALPHA HERITAGE. HE'S DOING A JIG IN HIS HEAD BUT THAT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.

Once Ingo is actually able to BREATH again (Please Emmet, he can only take so much, his sides hurt), he'll be equally smitten by the lil alpha babies and OOOOO the POSSIBILITIES!!!!! He might not be as breeder-savy as Emmet, but he can spot a good combo when he sees one, and with how strong Galvantula is (like... yknow, outside of the games lol), how will this translate into Alphas? How does it mix with Gliscor? What, indeed, are the possibilities?

Princess will be a beautiful lil monster who will grow up to properly destroy the Battle Subway with a single Earthquake and thus forever earn her place as Ingo's favorite (....okay it's like a 15-way tie, but the point still stands!).

....I like this ship too. XD

#pokemon #submas #pla #catching trains fic #BEST SHIP LOL #I stayed up to answer this because DMNSDKVJDSLKFJDLSXJFLSDJVLKDJVLKSDJFOWAJFS #love

[leggerefiore]

There’s an earthquake in Nimbasa City and feels so hard at the train station. The Subway Bosses try to get everyone safe, but they realized their pregnant S/O (that is about to give birth any minute) was visiting and spot them in the crowd… Can we see their reaction individually?? (Can we get one with Emin too?.) any fluff is okay 🖤🤍🖤🤍

mmm going to do this post a bit weird because I'll want to tag it, so Emin will be in a reblog lol

The tremors were felt heavily through the entire station, hanging lights above swung and items on top of the shelves and their desks fell off. They were quick to rush to their feet, readying to activate the safety protocols in the case of an earthquake. Ingo hopped on the PA system to give instructions, while Emmet rushed out to try to make sure people were actually following through with them around the station. Ingo joined him after the announcement had been issues a few times by him, before switching it over to a depot agent. Joining his brother, it seemed the worst of it had passed. They wandered around to check on people and direct them to either medical services if they were injured or where more formal authorities were.

▲Ingo▼

● It was a complete shock to his system when he spotted you, heavy with his child, crouched with your hands over your head. There was nowhere for you to get under cover, so you relied on a more generic position. He rushes to your side and helps you up. Instinctually, his hand presses to your belly, the child inside giving some kicks. You press yourself into him, with soft cries leaving you. His arms come around you, and he presses a kiss to your temple.

● “Come on, dear, you need to visit the medical services…” he just led you away, to which you followed, clinging to him tightly. “Why were you here? You're much too close to the due date to be wandering around like this,” Ingo chided you lightly. You sniffled and shook your head, “I-I made you lunch, and I wanted to see you. I was feeling lonely.” Ingo felt bad for scolding you now. “I see… Well, I'm sorry for treating you like that,” he apologised, “Let's make sure that they're all right in there, then you can head home.”

● Ingo realised you weren't going anywhere without him, as you refuse to see the medical services without him joining you. Emmet assured him he had it covered and to take care of you. He also said a polite greeting to his unborn nibling before running off. You looked smug at him, but he sighed. Everything was okay with you and the baby, so both of you were fine to go back home. The earthquake barely caused any damage, admittedly, and just held more of an effect as they were underground.

● Back at home, you both changed into cleaner, more comfortable clothing and cuddled on the couch. Ingo wrapped around you from behind, hand rubbing your belly with a slight daze in his eyes. You barely held back your laugh. The Subway Boss's dreams of a family were so close to realisation. A hum came through his chest and lulled you into a nap. You were safe, now, in the arms of your husband.

▽Emmet△

○ He was so close to screaming when he spotted you under a desk with a receptionist. Apparently the girl had spotted you, pregnant with twins, and rushed you under her desk. You actually cried when you saw Emmet, running into his arms and burying yourself into his chest. The receptionist gasped while Emmet flashed her a kind smile. He rubbed at your back while cooing and hushing you.

○ “Darling! You need to go to the medical services! What if the twins were hurt? You're verrry close to the due date,” he begged, while you refused to let him go. You had baked him a cake and were bringing it to him when all this happened. Terror had rushed throughout your system, so you refuse to be alone without him again. “Go with me, Em…” you pleaded softly, nuzzling your face to his shoulder, “I'm scared… Please.”

○ He couldn't say no. You were carefully looked over by the emergency medical services, who deemed everything was all right with you. Emmet let out an unconsciously held breath and teared up a little. His twins were fine; you were fine. Both of his loves were still going to be in his life. Ingo told Emmet to leave, seeing how panicked you both were before continuing to direct people. Your husband softly took you home.

○ When you were finally home, Emmet refused to let his hands leave you. In some way, physical touch always connected you both. Even while changing, he managed to keep a hand on you. Of course, while you were shirtless, he knelt down to press many, many kisses on your baby bump. A few words of love were spoken before he looked adoringly at you. Metaphorical hearts in those shining seas of silver. The rest of the day was spent cuddling and resting. You sighed as he pressed a kiss to your cheek and handed you dinner. He cursed you with twins, but it was what he always wanted. (He specifically said he told Ingo he would have identical twin girls. They have $20 on whoever would be correct.)

#ingo x reader #emmet x reader #pokemon x reader #ingo/reader #emmet/reader

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

Oh god, so while chasing literally anything familiar, Ingo ran them straight into Gear Station during rush hour... and probably immediately overstimulated both of them. I imagine that Nimbasa is already a riot of sounds and smells and a press of people at rush hour, but even that is nothing compared to going right into an overcrowded subway station, especially if you're already (half?) in a frenzy. At this point his best hope is to either take off down the tracks, accidentally lock himself in a bathroom, or run onto a train that mostly clears out once he's in and making a scene. Probably the last one would help the most, because as long as anyone in it is quiet enough, the repetitive and familiar motion and sound of the train moving would be a more immersive experience of Familiar Good Things For Ingo.

Of course, this does kind of hinge on whether something that only Ingo finds comforting and familiar could break a frenzy that's mostly on Lady Sneasler's side. Would they need to go somewhere more comforting to her, or could her... brain(?) trust in his side enough to believe it when it says, "this is safe, this is good".

Or hell, the trains might not even be enough on Ingo's side. In Hisui, all the nobles frenzied even in the place they felt most at home, so would it take Emmet coming to fetch them to really get the ball rolling? Idk, maybe he comes in expecting to battle with this complete unknown that's freaking people out, gets pounced on by it immediately, and instead of doing anything drastic it just kind of lays on him and shakes. Familiar to Ingo because it's his brother (and I assume that they have in the past pounced or laid on each other because siblings) and trains, familiar to Lady Sneasler because Emmet has the same(-ish) face and body shape of Ingo who she has probably laid on before lol

emmet's expecting a fight, going in. the train's cleared out but this thing's strong, it took out the agent's scolipede in one hit when they were trying to stall for time to get everyone evacuated. and who knows how long even the battle-reinforced cars will hold it, and he's the subway boss, this is his job. he's got excadrill at the ready, because their best guess is this is a electric/poison-type (it's not, but the frenzy lightning looks enough like electricity that they make the mistake), but he's reluctant to send any of them out because this thing doesn't seem to be fighting show battles. it barely seems consciously aware it's doing anything, besides running and shredding large holes into anything in its way. so he's already formulating strategies for any possible thing it tries to do—attack him, run back down the whole length of the train as soon as he opens the door, try blindly to smash its way out the front to get away.

he's not expecting to slide open the door to see the spare uniforms he and ingo keep stored away in case one gets damaged in a battle, off their racks and bunched up on the floor, with their mystery pokemon curled up in them trembling, clinging to their hats like a lifeline.

bc i think it's also like, maybe not that sneasler trusts ingo so much but that when they're fused, all their feelings and instincts are sort of. as one. so when ingo feels something is familiar and safe, she also feels it as if it's her own opinion. and it helps that the dark, cool subway car, with the bundle of soft things and familiar smells to lay on, is a lot like her nest, so that's comforting to her, too.

and yeah that might not be enough normally, but i think before they got here, they've also kind of run the fusion ragged. like, they've been running miles at a dead sprint, indiscriminately burning through their moves on anything in the way, and there've probably also been more than a few instances of ingo opting to make them facetank damage to stop sneasler hurting someone else. i think frenzy gives them power beyond normal limits (and, part of that is also just the ability to disregard damage that would normally be battle-ending), but there is still a physical limit to how much this body can do before it just runs out of energy.

so sneasler's frenzy might not be broken, but it's. momentarily abated, at least.

#the nemesis speaks #the nemesis answers #anonymous #warden fusion au #STOP STOP YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WRITE IT

[spitdrunken]

Hello friends! It's that time again, time for your old pal Soft to send in some anonymous degeneracy. I am glad you liked my review, spitdrunken! I do tend to ramble, so to see someone happy to get my text walls is nice. But it did make me realize that it caused everyone else to have to do a lot of scrolling, so I apologize for that. Sorry guys! This submission will be done in sets. I'll number them so it's easy to keep track, let me know if Tumblr eats one. I'll keep it all in a text document so I don't lose anything. That's kinda why I was sending everything in one big ask, but I'm willing to put in the extra effort to keep everyone's dash smaller. 1

notes: incest

So! First things first: RIP Ingo, did not realize that he wouldn't have any lube. See this is why you're the one getting paid to write things around here. But the idea of Ingo trying to line up their orgasms is just *chefs kiss* beautiful. Lovely! And the idea of having multiple takes of Emmet getting the strap, wanting to get the perfect one, because his big brother deserves only the best! Ah, very nice. 2

And then you come in with the absolute genius idea of a video focusing on Reader-chan! I completely adore it! I hadn't MEANT to have so little focus on the reader, tbh I think I got lost in the incest sauce. But I got another idea to add onto it:Ingo gets another video, only this time it's from Emmet. Again, it opens up to a scene of smut. 

Only this time, his brother is taking Reader-chan from behind. Emphasis on BEHIND. Reader-chan's pussy is wet but empty. And then Emmet speaks up.

"Hi big brother! Our darling wanted to make another video for you. And they're being verrrrry picky tonight. Do you want to tell him why?"

Reader-chan, short of breath, squeaks out "Because I need you! I want you! M-me too Ingo!" because of course they need Ingo, this is a three car train! 3

Ingo watches, enraptured, as his little brother takes their shared lover from behind. Occasionally a touch to their clit is given, but Emmet's hands are more focused on their chest."So what are you going to do for him?" Emmet asks, though he obviously already knows. "I-I'm...! Ah, my, my pussy!" Reader-chan is trying to speak, but a horny Emmet is a beast, Ingo knows. 

"Your cute little pussy? What about it?" he teases, leaving marks on their darling's neck.

"I'm saving it! Until y-you get back...please come back! I need you too! Need to be full!"

It's about companionship! Both of them need their holes to be filled by Ingo's cock! (Which gets rubbed raw all over again lol. Maybe the sentiment behind it will help him? Love always finds a way!) 4

So then we come to the main event and spitdrunken how did you KNOW I was going to write about Emmet wearing a plug for Ingo but forgot about it?! We really are on the same page omg.

For your consideration: Ingo comes home to Emmet, face down, ass up and plugged up, cock already leaking precum because FINALLY his brother is HOME and he's going to be FULL!

And Reader-chan just looks up at him and says "He's ready for you." 5

Ingo is ready for him too. Emmet doesn't get a warning, the plug is out and his cock is inside in one thrust. And his little brother goes wild! This is what he needed!

"You kept that inside of you all day? Were you that desperate for me? Wasn't our darling enough?" Ingo asks, his voice even and his pace rough.

"No! Not enough! Need you Ingo! I-AH, CUMMING!

"But Ingo doesn't stop. He fucks him through his orgasm because, like you said, he's going to push him even further past his limit! (And god bless you for saying that the image is delectable.) 6

Reader-chan, of course, is watching all this with glee, because who wouldn't? It's hot as fuck, it's plenty of material for them to get themselves off too!But that's not enough for Ingo. 

"I think you should show them how much you appreciate their patience."

"Yes! Yes yes thank you thank you darling thank you-AH!"

Ingo grabs Emmet by the hair and lifts his head up.

"Put that mouth of yours to work on their pussy until I'm finished with you." 7

And Emmet, well, tries. His tongue is wet and sloppy on Reader-chan's clit, and that's all well and good. But it's hard for him to focus when he's being fucked within an inch of his life. This doesn't mean that Reader-chan doesn't get off, oh no! The whole situation, the fact that Emmet simply CAN'T focus on using his mouth, his cute little whimpers and moans, watching Ingo and how sexy he looks as he fucks his brother silly, it's more than enough to make them cum! 

And if all else fails, Reader-chan can just grind against Emmet's nose. A perfect little human clit bump!So then, when Reader-chan is nice and sated but Ingo is STILL pumping load after load of cum into his brother, that's when the camera comes back into play. 8

"Emmet looks good like this, don't you think? I want to save this expression of his."

Emmet doesn't protest, making desperate, happy little noises. "See? He's close. Will you take the picture, dear?"

Obviously, they will. Reader-chan holds Emmet's head up for the shot. His expression is deliciously whorish: flushed cheeks, tears in his half lidded eyes, tongue lolling out, and a big smile.Reader-chan, being cheeky, decides to add one more thing to the photo. 

"Give us a double peace sign! Say cheese!"And he does! The money shot is taken right when Emmet cums, shaky peace signs and all. It's a picture perfect ahegao! 9

So then at last "When Emmet is a crumpled, twitching mess on the bed, ass leaking cum" (unchanged because oh my GOD how could I?!) Reader-chan finally their pussy stuffed with Ingo's cock. Both of them sigh at the relief, because nothing else they've done can compare to this.

"Thank you so much for your patience." Imgo groans out. "We took tomorrow off. I plan to take care of you properly then."

"Ingo! Oh god, it's so good!" Reader-chan shouts because it is! It's good! The wait is over and their pussy is filled! Stuffed with cock and cum, leaving them a mess too. But of course, they're going to get the same treatment as Emmet tomorrow. 

Aaaaaand that's it! Hope everything goes through and that you enjoyed the work. I've got a bunch more scenarios to give once this is posted. Specifically, the next one is about obliterating those twinks! Well, one twink to start with. Have a great day! 10/10

HI Soft!!! I personally really enjoy your rambling, so never worry about it <333!!! I'm pretty sure I got all of your asks!! (A first for Tumblr LMAO) But I think it's great you're so considerate of everyone <33!!

I'm glad you liked all of my additions so much :')!!! You don't have to incorporate EVERYTHING I say but I'm always happy to hear what you do enjoy <3

BUT OH MY GOD. YOUR BRAIN IS SO HUGE. READER WAITING FOR INGO TO BREAK IN THEIR PUSSY AAA... IN LOVE WITH THIS. If they're going to get it off, they're going to do it through their tits and ass- They can't cum from touches to their pussy, or it wouldn't be saving it </3!! I like to think that maybe Reader doesn't do anal a lot and Emmet really enjoyed working them open on his fingers and cock <33!!

SAME BRAIN <33 When Ingo gets home, he's a bit disappointed to only find Reader happily welcoming him back!! He loves them tons, definitely, but he loves his brother too!!! Reader winks at him and tells him Emmet has his own way of celebrating his return <33 He's waiting for him in the bedroom! It's such a thick plug that Ingo can fuck him immediately!!

INGO GRABBING EMMET BY THE HAIR TO MAKE THEM LAP AT THEIR PUSSY IS SOOOOOO <3333 absolutely top tier. legendary. ESPECIALLY how clumsy he is! Maybe eventually that Reader tells him to just stick out his tongue and let them do all the work, since he's so busy getting fucked <333 they just grind down against him because it's all he's good for right now!!

THE IMAGE. it gets put in the poly groupchat later HAHAHAH BUT HELP I LOVED YOUR DESCRIPTION OF IT... emmet is the perfect ahegao character he just would do it perfectly I can feel it.... Maybe by the time Ingo is fucking Reader he's already quite spent, so he doesn't cum as much inside their pussy as he did in Emmet, but that doesn't take away from his pace!!! No matter how sensitive he is!!

I hope you liked my additions and responses too and i look forward to whatever you wanna send next :')!!! have a good one!

#cw.incest #cha.ingo #cha.emmet #a.softdegen

[bellafragolina]

Me dealing with Arceus spiriting away my beloved husband Ingo. Me trying to keep myself, plus everyone else who loved him held together as hope dies and bearing the trauma of losing the love of my life and him possibly being dead. Me being spirited away to Hisui and dealing with the shock that he's amnesic. Me being there as he slowly remembers everything he lost, all the pain his loved ones are going through without him and holding him while his heart breaks. Me promising that I'm not angry with him as he remembers who I am and why I've been so worried about him. Us falling back in love, maybe more than ever, and it's our only comfort. Me getting pregnant in Hisui without modern medicine, with triplets no less, and effectively being sidelined from being able to get us home. Me and my three babies managing to survive birth against all odds. Our children somehow surviving without modern medicine and much needed vaccines, plus wild fucking pokemon. A child who looks just like our own, just like Ingo, appears and they're in a modern, gear station themed onsie. They're just a little younger than our babies. Us realizing this has to be Emmett's child. Where's Emmet? Is he here? Is he ok? Is he amnesiac like Ingo was? Oh no what if he's dead? Where's the mother? Oh god we have to reunite them, Emmett can't keep losing his family to the rifts. Akari gets Ingo, Emmet's baby and I home, but where are our fucking children? Arceus where the fuck are they? What do you mean they don't belong in our time? Emmet finds us. His baby! His brother! His in-law! He's overjoyed until he realizes his has a niece and nephew that are uncoupled by God himself. Emmett wondering why God hates him and his family; they've always been good people and just wanted to be happy. Emmet and his S/O trying to keep Ingo and I together while we hunt down our children and find out fuck all whatever.

All of us standing before Arceus in a bid to reunite our entire family once and for all; Listen here Arceus you worthless, homewrecking giraffe, you better give me back my children perfect health and keep us all together, so we can spend the rest of our lives in bliss, or I will gut you. Then hang your corpse from the moon before give your divine throne to some random fucking bidoof. And you best hope I find a bidoof fast, because otherwise, I'll let Volo be God. I'm sure he'd agree to it in exchange for my family's happiness.

Me crying when my children manifest into mine and Ingo's arms; ok, but I'm still going to be a devout atheist.

You grabbing god by the throat: where the fuck are my kids you better give them back right now before I rip you apart

And Emmet and Ingo are in the background ready to rumble

Also, yeah! Be an atheist! If Arceus is snatching people and stealing kids, what right does it have to be recognized or worshiped as a god??

But poor Emmet! Your baby just getting swiped like that, and then your brother and in-law are returned, but the niblings are gone! What did he do to piss off Arceus so much?? Why does he suffer??

God I love all of this! Bravo!! Beautiful angst! And a happy ending! Lol imagine telling god to his face that you’re an atheist despite coming and kicking his ass lmao

~Renee

#“worthless homewrecking giraffe #lmaoooooo #get his ass anon

[nagichi-boop]

Okay time to share my thoughts on the new Scarlet and Violet trailers (including which I’ll likely be getting).

Click here to watch the trailer if you haven’t yet

Pokemon Scarlet & Violet trailer spoilers (including screenshots)

(I’ll also be elaborating on my throwaway post about Submas in SV)

Okay so first of all, I went into the trailer with very little expectations and I am cautiously optimistic about what we will see in the game.

I love the look of the textures for the Pokémon. I still think I’ll be going for Sprigatito, especially given how soft it looks and the fact it’s cry literally sounds like a cat purring. But I’m definitely warning to the other two. I just hope Sprigatito has good evo’s or else this may be the first game I refuse to evolve my starter lol. Side note, but if you look at the description for Sprigatito, it mentions how when it kneads with its paws, it lets out a therapeutic atomic. This cat is an emotional support Pokémon and I’m all for it.

An interesting thing is that they now have a professor per game? It’s especially interesting that Sada (left) seems to be dress in more “historic” clothing whereas Turo (right) looks more “futuristic”. But more on that in a sec.

I watched the trailers with a Discord group on VC and someone pointed out that the games are non-linear, so you can (theoretically) advance the game how you choose. There’s a clip in the trailer where the three trainers go down different paths on a crossroad which may be to illustrate this point.

Also, following Pokémon seem to be making a return. Hopefully the mechanic will be more polished in the new games.

My general opinion on the new Pokémon is…well, I think I will need some time to warm up to them. Lechonk is warming to me the fastest simply because of its name lol.

Speaking of new Pokémon, we have Koraidon (left) and Miraidon (right). An interesting note is “korai” means “ancient” and “mirai” is “future” in Japanese, which seems to lean more into the concept of two separate themes. Some people in the discord VC speculated that the story will be about the conflict between tradition vs progression.

I assume the story will have some sort of resolution where a balance is struck between the two concepts, but it’ll be interesting to see how these two themes play out I think.

Headcanon time below

…so are you ready for my outlandish Submas theory? No? Who cares, you’re gonna get it.

Currently Ingo is chilling in Hisui, right? And we all sorta assume that Emmet is searching for him (unless you believe that headcanon that Ingo only ‘blipped’ for a few seconds or that PLA is a separate timeline to the main games). And people have pointed out there’s evidence that Ingo would eventually return to modern times.

What if Ingo did return but didn’t immediately regain his memories? He ends up in…whatever the region is called and is greeted by Professor Sada, who expresses her desire to honour tradition and the past, perhaps commenting on Ingo’s attire. Although the region is a bit different to Hisui, Ingo feels almost at home there as a lot of things that are familiar to his like in Hisui. (I assume that there’s perhaps a split in towns that honour tradition and those that embrace technology.)

Meanwhile, Emmet is in his quest to find where Ingo has gone and discovers a region where the scientists are working on a way to time travel. Perhaps at this point Emmet is aware of where Ingo is or is simply chasing theories (I’ll assume the former, maybe he sees stuff in a book or museum). He travels to the region and arranges a meeting with Professor Turo.

At some point the professors talk to the twins about how they disagree with the beliefs of the other professor. Some of the people from either stance sees the other twin with the other professor and confusion arises. Ingo insists he hasn’t ventured to the side of those who are more modern as he finds comfort in the ways of the past. Emmet is initially confused but in the context of time travel, he suddenly gets ecstatic and realises that it’s possible Ingo could be the other person.

Professor Turo obviously wants to know how Ingo wound up in their region and he works with Emmet to try and get Ingo to join them, but ofc Ingo’s memories are still foggy. He seems to recognise Emmet to a degree, but he for some reason seems reluctant to leave and becomes overwhelmed to venture away from the familiarity of the more traditional parts of the region, that it reminds him of “home”. Prof Turo tries to convince (or maybe manipulate? idk if he’s gonna be a villain in the story lol) Emmet into thinking Ingo needs to let go of the past, whereas Prof Sada insists that Ingo’s time in the past needs to be honoured as a part of himself.

I don’t have many ideas outside of that, but assuming the main game addresses the fact that both tradition and progression in society are equally valuable, Ingo and Emmet eventually reach a point where they respect one another and are truly reunited.

Emmet wants Ingo to be comfortable of course and so he learns that Ingo can’t let go of the past, that his experiences in Hisui are a part of him. But Ingo learns that change isn’t always bad, perhaps thinking back to how the Hisuian people were largely afraid of Pokémon, and of course Emmet reminds him of the joy of trains.

It’s a slow development, but it ends with them showing a desire to work together to get to a place of comfort. It’s not the same as it was before Ingo disappeared, but they would work their hardest to live their new life together.

(I would assume this happens mostly post game tho, or if it’s in the main story, it would be a side story and not part of the main plot. Though that would be extremely cool.)

— x —

Sooo those are my thoughts. This post was mostly me wanting to brain storm a way to get Ingo and Emmet into the story, even tho I’m pretty confident that they won’t be.

A girl can dream. u_u

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #pokemon sv spoilers #submas #ingo #emmet #nagichi talks

[the-comfort-den]

A and B from the fluff alphabet with Ingo(gen 5 and PLA?), Emmet, Leon, Adaman, Piers and Raihan?

Both gen 5 and PLA Ingo would make 7 and the max is 6 so PLA Ingo will have to wait, sorry!

-

Emmet:

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Cuddle and watch TV or battle! There is very little in between with this man, they either want to be lazy or they want to have a Pokémon battle! Even if their S/O isnt a trainer they still find battles with their S/O fun!

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Emmet loves their S/O's hands! He loves holding them, kissing them, and being touched by them! He also loves their S/O's laugh! And will pick them up and spin them around or tell the worst jokes he can think of just to hear it!

-

Ingo:

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Ingo has trouble winding down so would most likely take their S/O on a date, but can be talked into cuddling on the couch and having a movie night or just watching TV when he gets home from work!

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Ingo, similarly to Emmet, loves their S/O's hands! He will often kiss his S/O's hands to greet them! He also loves his S/O's smile! If you look at him with nothing but love and admiration in your eyes and a smile he is putty in your hands, he will be red for hours afterwards! -

Adaman:

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Adaman rarely has time to spare, as he always believes that time to space is time wasted, but when he has an S/O? Time to space is time to spend with S/O, and no one will get in the way, something last minute? How long can it wait or who else can handle it? He has an S/o at home to get back to!

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Personality! Adaman see's his S/O's personality as the most beautiful part of them, their little quarks being the only small details he pays attntion to,

-

Leon:

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Literally anything, you want to go on a date? He's already getting ready, you want to stay home and not do anything? Done and done lets get take out! You want to go shopping? Credit and debit cards are at the ready and he will hold your bags!

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Where does this man start? He is like a love sick puppy and always looks at you with nothing but love in his eyes,

-

Piers:

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

He just likes to chill with S/O, weather it be going on a walk/date or just staying at home, if its with his S/O he is happy!

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Piers couldn't pick something if he tried, he loves the way he can wrap his arms around you in a hug, how you smile when he tells you a joke, how you sing or hum(or just vibe like me lol) to music he shares with you,

-

Raihan:

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

This man has to keep moving at all times, so Raihan would most likely take S/O on a date, even if he's carring  you on a walk he is happy just spending time with you!

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He loves how he can just pick you up! He is a strong one and can easily lift you regardless!

-

#Emmet x reader #Ingo x reader #Adaman x reader #Piers x reader #Raihan x reader #Leon x reader #Submas #Pokemon Leon #Pokemon Raihan #Pokemon Piers #Pokemon Emmet #Pokemon Ingo #Pokemon Adaman #Pokemon Headcanon #Headcanon #gender neutral

[sningo-prompts]

Ingo getting food posing

Gonna start putting the prompts on top and idk if i can make cuts on mobile but im gonna put my two cents underneath. Incase anyone wanted the actual prompts lol

When Ingo returns hes pretty on the fence about eating pokemon foods. So Emmet just lets him eat with him thinking nothing of it. After all its actually his brother theres no way Emmets even going to suggest pokemon foods.

Ingo though hasnt eatin anything but homecooked un processed foods for the past fee years. And to top it all off hes got a new body that isnt in no way going to be ready for modern foods.

So he gets sick. Quite a bit i wanna say. Emmet freaking out thinking he fed him something bad. Rushes to a center to get help. Now pokemon are no stranger to human foods so he really is freaking out that he did something wrong.

Turns out Ingo just isnt ready for the more instant style of meals. Emmet of course does not mind at all having to make home cooked meals. The nurse tells him it will take him for his system to adjust and that he probably shocked it. Emmet doesnt ever want to see his brother hurting so hes going full hog on the healthy foods. Plus Ingos new like for grains and veg makes it easier.

One problem. Emmet cant cook to save his life. Ingo always did that and after he vanished Emmet couldnt bring himself to do it because every time he started cooking he would think of his brother cooking with him.

#sneasel ingo #transfer error au

[scrotus-potus]

[MY COMMENTS IN BRACKETS]

A growing number of Republicans fear that a battery of new revelations in the far-reaching Russia investigation has dramatically heightened the legal and political danger to Donald Trump’s presidency — and threatens to consume the rest of the party, as well.

President Trump added to the tumult Saturday by announcing the abrupt exit of his chief of staff, John F. Kelly, whom he sees as lacking the political judgment and finesse to steer the White House through the treacherous months to come.

Trump remains headstrong in his belief that he can outsmart adversaries and weather any threats, [OMG LOL BITCH PLEASE] according to advisers. In the Russia probe, he continues to roar denials, dubiously proclaiming that the latest allegations of wrongdoing by his former associates “totally clear” him.

But anxiety is spiking among Republican allies, who complain that Trump and the White House have no real plan for dealing with the Russia crisis while confronting a host of other troubles at home and abroad. [NOTE THERE WILL BE NO TURNING POINT FOR THESE REPUBLICANS. THEY HAVE SUPPORTED HIM THRU CAGING CHILDREN AND BANNING MUSLIMS.]

Facing the dawn of his third year in office and his bid for reelection, Trump is stepping into a political hailstorm. Democrats are preparing to seize control of the House in January with subpoena power to investigate corruption. Global markets are reeling from his trade war. The United States is isolated from its traditional partners. The investigation by special counsel Robert S. Mueller III into Russian interference is intensifying. And court filings Friday in a separate federal case implicated Trump in a felony. [THIS SEEMS LIKE OLD NEWS BUT THIS IS THE FIRST LEGAL FILING INSINUATING THAT THIS MIGHT BE TRUE, IN A PLACE WHERE ACTUAL LEGAL CONSEQUENCES COULD HAPPEN]

The White House is adopting what one official termed a “shrugged shoulders” strategy for the Mueller findings, calculating that most GOP base voters will believe whatever the president tells them to believe. [THEY BELIEVE PIZZAGATE AND THAT CHEMTRAILS MAKE FROGS GAY, SO]

But some allies fret that the president’s coalition could crack apart under the growing pressure. Stephen K. Bannon, the former Trump strategist who helped him navigate the most arduous phase of his 2016 campaign, predicted 2019 would be a year of “siege warfare” and cast the president’s inner circle as naively optimistic and unsophisticated.

“The Democrats are going to weaponize the Mueller report and the president needs a team that can go to the mattresses,” Bannon said. “The president can’t trust the GOP to be there when it counts . . . They don’t feel any sense of duty or responsibility to stand with Trump.”

This portrait of the Trump White House at a precarious juncture is based on interviews with 14 administration officials, presidential confidants and allies, some of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity to candidly discuss private exchanges.

Rather than building a war room to manage the intersecting crises as past administrations have done, the Trump White House is understaffed, stuck in a bunker mentality and largely resigned to a plan to wing it. Political and communications operatives are mostly taking their cues from the president and letting him drive the message with his spontaneous broadsides.

“A war room? You serious?” one former White House official said when asked about internal preparations. “They’ve never had one, will never have one. They don’t know how to do one.”

Trump’s decision to change his chief of staff, however, appears to be a recognition that he needs a strong political team in place for the remainder of his first term. The leading candidate for the job is Nick Ayers, Vice President Pence’s chief of staff and an experienced campaign operative known for his political acumen and deep network in the party.

Throughout the 18-month special counsel investigation, Trump has single-handedly spun his own deceptive reality, seeking to sully the reputations of Mueller’s operation and federal law enforcement in an attempt to preemptively discredit their eventual conclusions.

The president has been telling friends that he believes the special counsel is flailing and has found nothing meaningful. “It’s all games and trying to connect dots that don’t really make sense,” one friend said in describing Trump’s view of Mueller’s progress. “Trump is angry, but he’s not really worried.”

But Mueller’s latest court filings offer new evidence of Russian efforts to forge a political alliance with Trump before he became president and detail the extent to which his former aides are cooperating with prosecutors.

Some GOP senators were particularly shaken by this week’s revelation that former national security adviser Michael Flynn had met with Mueller’s team 19 separate times — a distressing signal to them that the probe may be more serious than they had been led to assume, according to senior Republican officials. [MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD FEWER THAN 19 DATES BEFORE WE DECIDED TO GET MARRIED. SO YEAH]

Even in the friendliest quarters, there are fresh hints of trouble. Fox News Channel host Tucker Carlson, a reliable prime-time booster of the president, faulted Trump in an interview this week for failing to keep his main campaign promises, understand the legislative process and learn how to govern effectively.

For now, Republicans on Capitol Hill are still inclined to stand by Trump and give the president the benefit of the doubt. But one pro-Trump senator said privately that a breaking point would be if Mueller documents conspiracy with Russians.

“Then they’ve lost me,” said the senator, noting that several Republican lawmakers have been willing to publicly break with Trump when they believe it is in their interests — as many did over Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s role in the brutal killing of dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi. [GOP WRIST SLAP? OH DEAR **CLUTCHES PEARLS**]

Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), an outspoken Trump critic and a frequent subject of his ire, said, “The president’s situation is fraught with mounting peril, and that’s apparent to everyone who’s paying any attention, which is all of my Republican colleagues.”

Another possible breaking point could come if Trump pardons his former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, who has elicited the president’s sympathy as he sits in solitary confinement in a Virginia prison following the collapse of his plea agreement with Mueller’s team, White House aides and Republican lawmakers said. Trump advisers said they understand that a pardon of Manafort could be difficult to defend and could prompt rebukes from Republican allies. [GOP REBUKES? **PUTS BACK OF HAND ON FOREHEAD IN FAKE SWOONING MOTION**]

The special counsel on Friday accused Manafort of telling “multiple dis­cern­ible lies” during interviews with prosecutors. Manafort was convicted of tax and bank fraud and has pleaded guilty to additional charges, including conspiring to defraud the United States by hiding years of income and failing to disclose lobbying work for a pro-Russian political party and politician in Ukraine.

Trump’s legal team, meanwhile, is bracing not only for new Mueller developments but also for an onslaught of congressional requests. New White House counsel Pat Cipollone and his associate, Emmet T. Flood, are the leaders inside, although both have taken pains to stay out of the spotlight.

Cipollone has been scouring the résumés of congressional Republican staffers with experience handling investigations and trying to recruit them to the White House, officials said. Meanwhile, Flood, who advised former president Bill Clinton during his impeachment, has been prepping for months to forcefully exert executive privilege once House Democrats assume the majority.

Yet hiring remains difficult as potential staffers worry about whether they will need to hire a personal lawyer if they join and express uncertainty about the constant turmoil within the White House hierarchy, as illustrated by Kelly’s announced departure Saturday. [LAWYER UP BITCHES, IT’S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE]

Bannon said he and others were urging contacts in the White House to enlist David N. Bossie, Trump’s former deputy campaign manager and a former congressional investigator who was known for his hard-edge tactics.

Trump’s lead outside attorney, Rudolph W. Giuliani, said he and his team are busy writing a defiant “counter report” to Mueller, which the president boasted this week was 87 pages long. Giuliani described the effort as a collaboration in which he, Jay Sekulow, Jane Raskin and other lawyers draft different sections and then trade them among the group, debating how to frame various passages on the president’s conduct and Russian interference.

“We’re writing out a lot and will pick and choose what to include. We’re trying to think through every possibility,” Giuliani said. “I’m sure we’ll take the lead in defending [Trump] publicly, if he needs defense, like we always do.”

Some of Trump’s allies have been encouraging him to bolster his legal team. One confidant recalled telling the president, “You need to get you an army of lawyers who know what the hell they’re doing.” [BECAUSE THE CURRENT D LIST DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY’RE DOING. SEE ABOVE. AND DON’T @ ME WITH HARVARD DERSHOWITZ, THE PEDOPHILE.]

So far, Trump’s public relations strategy mostly has been to attack Mueller, as opposed to countering the facts of his investigation. But Lanny Davis, a former Clinton lawyer, said that approach has limits.

“No matter what your client says, if you’re not ready with factual messages to rebut charges, you’ll fail,” said Davis, who now advises former Trump attorney Michael Cohen, who faces possible prison time for crimes including lying to Congress about his Russia contacts. “Even if you think the Trump strategy of attacking the messenger can continue to work, it will not work once the Mueller report is done.”

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich said Clinton’s experience in 1998, when the embattled president questioned the special prosecutor and warned of GOP overreach, is instructive for Trump and Republicans, showing them how to be both combative and confident amid chaos.

“You can’t have that many smart lawyers, with the full power of the government, and not have something bad come out,” Gingrich said of the special counsel’s team. “Mueller has to find something, like Trump jaywalked 11 times. The media will go crazy for three days, screaming, ‘Oh, my God! Oh, my God!’ ”

But, Gingrich said, “This isn’t a crisis moment for Trump or the party. Remember, we thought we had Clinton on the ropes, but Clinton kept smiling and his popularity went up. [BITCH YOU WERE FUCKING YOUR FUTURE THIRD WIFE WHILE YOUR WIFE AT THE TIME WAS DYING OF CANCER AND YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPEACH CLINTON FOR A BLOW JOB SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, HUMAN PILLOW NEWT]

The White House is looking to its hard-right supporters on Capitol Hill to serve as its political flank, in particular House Republicans such as Mark Meadows (N.C.), Jim Jordan (Ohio), [GYM JORDAN ALSO NAMED BY OHIO STATE WRESTLERS AS NOT CARING WHILE THE COACH MOLESTED THEM SO] and Devin Nunes (Calif.), who are frequent guests on Fox News Channel. In January, Jordan and Nunes will be the top-ranking Republicans on the House Oversight Committee and the House Select Committee on Intelligence, respectively, positioning them as public faces of the Trump defense and antagonists of the Justice Department’s leadership.

Republicans close to incoming House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Calif.) and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) said there is an implicit understanding that Jordan, Meadows and others in their orbit will be most vocal, but many rank-and-file Republicans, looking to hold on to their seats, will attempt to avoid becoming swept up in the standoff over the probe, as they have for over a year.

“Among most House Republicans, the feeling is, ‘We’re ready for this to be over with. We’re not nervous, but we’re having Mueller fatigue,’ ” Meadows said.

But Democrats say they are determined not to let the investigation end prematurely. Rep. Eric Swalwell (Calif.), who sits on the intelligence committee as well as the House Judiciary Committee, said, “Our job is to protect the investigation from the president — whether it’s firing Mueller, intimidating witnesses or obstructing the investigation.”

Trump critics, like retiring Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz) — who has sponsored legislation that would protect Mueller but has been largely ignored by his colleagues — warned that the drumbeat of Trump loyalists in Congress, along with the president’s relentless clashes with Mueller, have lulled Republicans into a dangerous place.

“It’s like the party is a frog slowly boiling in water, being conditioned to not be worried, to not think too hard about what’s happening around them,” Flake said. “They feel at a loss about what to do because it’s the president’s party, without any doubt. So, there’s a lot of whistling by the graveyard these days.” [GOP FAKE HAMLET SPEAKS AGAIN, MAYBE DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF MAKING SAD FACES]

Giuliani dismissed Flake’s criticism in much the same way he and the president have taken on Mueller — with a barbed character attack rather than a measured rebuttal.

“He’s a bitter, bitter man,” Giuliani said of Flake. “It’s sick. Nobody likes him and they would like him gone.”

#trumprussia

[r0-boat]

After adopting and taking him in catboy Ingo sees you as mates in an unconventional bond, you work and bring him home food and shower him with love, while he stays at the den (your house) making sure the nest is in perfect order for you! Everything must be perfect for his mate! He teaches himself while you’re away at work how to make food appropriate for humans, and is very excited to show you his meals he has prepared for you.

And while he is excited to have a new brother, his brother doesn’t seem exactly happy about this, to catboy Emmet you’re HIS mate! Not this homewreckers mate! How dare he try to steal you away from him, he was here first! The hiss and occasionally fight (it’s one sided, Ingo just wants to be family) but after realizing Ingo isn’t a threat but a useful ally, and they actually get along very well! So bonus.

For you however you now have two very needy very clingy cat hybrids at home that loathe the smell of others on you, Emmet and his puffy tail and sharp eyes that glare at you once he smells and hears that you dare pet another hybrid on your way home! Bad mate! Jail for 1,000 years!

Ingo’s reaction was more heartbreaking the first time he smelt another on you, his ears lowered and his tail went limp as he looked on the verge of tears, it took extra time to make him feel better, you love your catboys but they are a handful, especially working together, when their heats hit you thought you’d have to lock them in separate parts of the house, and you did for a while, you’d check on them hourly to see if they needed any water or wanted some food, but that’s how you ended up on Ingo’s bed, cunt exposed and Ingo smothering himself between your legs, you were trying so hard to not be loud but it felt so good! His constant whimpers and moans vibrate against your skin, but he had been licking you clean for almost two hours now and he still hadn’t came up for air, eventually you stopped, hyperventilating and still groaning, which you learned he has been cumming with you the whole time untouched, your scent and taste alone got him off.

When you finally got him all clean and put to nap, you shakily cleaned yourself and made your way to check on Emmet, it had been far too long anyways you hope he is okay, you felt such darkness before opening the door, you poked your head in only to be fully yanked in by a very angry kitty, his ears laid back and tail flicking as his flared down at you, mumbling angry promises of ‘showing that bastard who’s the best mate.’

After that you lost track of everything, face down, ass in the air as your arms gave out long ago, biting the pillow beneath you to muffle your cries as Emmet pumps load after load into your overtly sensitive pussy, you’re so full but he just keeps going, all you can do is scream and babble nonsense as Emmet keeps plunging his cock further into you, snarling and growling that you’re his mate, no one else can have you like this, only him! How dare that bastard rub his scent all over you that’s his job!

But heats now a days? You have to call off work for the next week as you have two loud catboys primed and ready to breed you.

- noodle (I hope this makes you feel a little better, I saw your post about the glass and stuff, I hope you feel better soon! You’re one of my favorite people and writers, gotta keep you around lol)

Aa! Thank you I'm fine now. you don't have to worry about me.

This is the ultimate cat boy submas!

Imagine walking with your two boys and they're just walking on either side of you as a protecting you.

I think after a while you start letting them go out on their own and run errands.

Emmet is taking his morning stroll until he smells it that's familiar irritating smell. You always come home reeking with that scent if he follows the scent he will find the perpetrator who has been trying to seduce you.

You have warned him before about starting fights with other cats but this is different this is not a mere fight does the turf war. Scenting something that's clearly his.

The stench led him to the source. And there he was a blond-haired stray leaning up against the tree an orange tabby Catboy.

God his smug aura mocks him. But no, mate told him many times do not fight with other cats and he doesn't feel like getting scolded again.

The tabby notices him " hey! I know you! You're the one who keeps scenting my human weren't you"

...ok he's dead

#ro.chatting #smut #ingo.thirst #emmet.thirst #submas.thirst #volo vs emmet will never not be funny #volo.thirst

[m0onbean]

Movie Dates with ASTRO

this is a long thread!

MJ

would probably choose a comedy movie

would buy the largest size of popcorn and accidentally spill some on the way to your seats

you actually die of embarrassment around him

he would laugh at the serious moments in the movie

i kid you not this grown man would very quietly not so quietly murmur "that's what she said" 

you wanted to die but it was amusing

would embarrass you by turning around to the kids sitting behind you

"this is my girlfriend (Y/N)"

"MJ what are you doi-"

"isn't she pretty?"

the kids would nod their heads and MJ would smile not before growing serious and suddenly snapping

"she's mine though, understood?!"

poor children would widen their eyes and you would give MJ a >:( look

MJ would give you a ;) look

whenever something remotely funny happened he would look at your face to see your reaction

turns out you kept a straight face the whole movie

bc

the movie wasn't funny

after the movie ended MJ would act clingy and cute

"did you like the movie?"

"hmm it was okay"

he would whine

"you're not satisfied?"

"no if you had fun then i'm satisfied"

"let's movie hop to whatever movie you would like"

"isn't that illegal"

"it's not illegal as long as you don't get caught"

MJ would make sure you had fun by randomly snickering comments in your ear which made you two burst in laughter

throw popcorn at eachother and look away pretending as if nothing happened

annoy the employees by constantly refilling popcorn

end up watching every movie in the theater

you two are probably banned tbh

in the end it doesn’t matter

the funnest time you’ve ever had at the movies

Jinjin

lets you make all the decisions

doesn't care what movie it is

just wants to spend time with you

ends up watching a movie about dogs

jinjin would subconsciously coo "aww" under his breath whenever a dog showed up

so like

during the whole movie

you learned that jinjin loves dogs

he would mutter in your ear

"let's get a dog"

seveRAL times

"how about that breed?"

"what do you think? small or big dog?"

you would just scoff but squeeze his cheeks

"you're so cute"

would hold your hand during the entire film

would randomly tap on your shoulder

"what do you want?"

"can you hold this?"

he would stick his hand in his jacket

his hands pops back up with a finger heart

would look at you proudly

"i'm such a cute boyfriend"

you would roll your eyes but return the heart

"jinjin look here"

you would pretend to look for something in your pockets

"did you forget your wallet? it's ok i paid" he would worriedly ask

"found it!" you would exclaim

sticks your hand back up

BAM! finger heart

he would uncontrollably smile

by the time you two are out of the theaters

guess what

a dog died at the end

jinjin is literally sobbing

you hug him and soothe him

"it's ok jinjin... he's in a better place now"

he cries harder and grips onto you tightly

"snowball didn't deserve that..."

"i understand"

he would be sniffing continuously on the drive home

"babe..." 

he takes out his phone and starts typing passionately

"what are you doing?"

"i'm writing a five star review on the movie"

Eunwoo

chose whatever movie you wanted

paid for your ticket although you insisted it was fine

"(Y/N) i'm supposed to be paying you'll make me look bad"

"fine but i'm paying next time"

loves how stubborn you are about it

constantly asking if you want anything

"want some popcorn? or anything else? ice cream? mozzerella sticks? nachos?"

in the theater he would laugh inside at you

because you were like

about to fall asleep

your eyelids were giving up on you

your head kept falling

you tried your best to stay awake but

the 

movie

was 

boring 

he would notice how tired you were

wouldn't say anything but would lift the seat divider up

tucks you inside his humongous winter coat

you would snuggle inside since it was warm

wraps his arms around you 

kisses your forehead when he notices you fall asleep

lowkey grateful the date turned out like this

he was never interested in the movie in the first place

your eyebrows would scrunch up suddenly

he would be alarmed

it would look like you're in pain

he would rub your back soothingly

gives you multiple kisses

your expression would wash off your face upon feeling his touch

now you're smiling in your sleep

his heart is aching

he's trying not to fanboy right then and there

he loves you so much

when the movie ends he would nudge your shoulder

"(Y/N) wake up sleeping beast"

when you fully regain conscious you would be embarrased

"u-uh sorry if I ruined the date"

he would laugh

because

you made the date better than he would even imagine

"let's do this more" 

he would say and wink

you die out of humiliation

Moonbin

moonbin would buy the whole food shop

like

actually

"hi can i get two large sodas, large buttered popcorn, an ice cream bar, oh do you guys have chicken nuggets? yeah? i'll take that 2 lmfaO. no wtf im not done. some mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders- what do you mean the bill is over $50? scuse me im an idol"

s m h

during the movies you two would just be talking the whole time

honestly what was the point of going if you two were just gonna have  nice conversation

everybody looking at u 2 because

on moonbin's lap are the chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks, and drinks

on your lap would be the chicken nuggets, and whatever tf he ordered

a F E A S T

everyone lowkey hates u guys

bc 

the chicken nuggets smelled good

and u two were conversing so casually

a kid actually kicked your guys' seat

"can u shut up i can't hear"

"scuse me i'm an idol"

"u dont look like one"

you had to restrain this GROWN man from fighting some 10 year old

don't worry about leftovers

legend says that moonbin inhales the food

you two would be having a pick up line war

"hey baby. tie your shoelaces i dont want u falling for anybody else"

"are you a laptop? bc you can make my lap warm."

"wtf was that dirty"

"no omg i swear i didnt mean it like that"

"lets break up"

a forceful kick to moonbin's chair

"SHUT THE F-"

you 2 were kicked out

what gives

the food wasnt that gr8 anyways

"its the theater's fault. shouldve put more interesting movies so we wouldnt chatter so much"

"yeah" you groaned "long movies are boring anyways"

"you know what else is lon-"

legend says that moonbin still flinches whenever you slightly raise your foot

Rocky

tHIS BOI

very quiet around people

but around you??

hohohohoho

WHO BROUGHT A MONKEY IN THIS THEATER

he's actually jumping around on his toes

"omg i'm so excite!!"

"minhyuk can u calm down"

"but the new lego movie came out and i'm really excited bc my fav character was the unicorn cat girl bc she's really nice and stuff but when shes angry shes ready to fite and i think that represents me bc u kno how im all fluffy and stuff when we first meet but like if somebody messes with me or you or anybody i am friends with they get beat up even tho im smol"

"...we're not even watching the new lego movie."

THIS KID WOULD JUST WALK UP TO THE MANAGER AND ASK FOR AN EXCHANGE OF TICKETS

"I THOUGHT WE WERE WATCHING THE NEW LEGO MOVIE WTF (Y/N)"

"YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE"

"BUT WE'RE A TELEPATHIC COUPLE. I SENT U A MESSAGE TO CHOOSE THE NEW LEGO MOVIE."

you would massage your temples in frustration

angry -> happy when the manager lets him exchange it

in the theaters he'd be so happy

"u can be the wyldstyle to my emmet"

"mkay."

he would pout

"babe i put a lot of thinking into that pickup line so i really dont appreciate it when you start doing this to me because like i put so much in this relationshi-"

u would stuff popcorn in his mouth so he can shut up

his eyes would intently follow the movie

hes so into it!!

would laugh a little too loudly at the jokes

scrunches up face when the bad guy does something bad

widen eyes at intense scenes

when unikitty popped up on the screen

tHIS BOI

"OMG UNIKITTY!" he would scream

rips open his jacket and reveals a unikitty shirt

whole theater glaring at him

you are actually hiding in your sweater

"pls kill me"

after the movie

"minhyuk this relationship isnt working"

"wdym lol"

"you're a disgrace to me"

"huh"

"uR LIKE IN COLLEGE AND YOU'RE WEARING A UNIKITTY SHIRT TO THE MOVIES."

"i only wear my idol's merch <3"

u would sigh

he would put his jacket back on and hug u

"sry babe next time ill get a shirt with YOUR face on it"

"wow thanks"

"mhm np"

Sanha

"w-why'd u choose a horror movie"

you had to drag this tall baby in the theaters

"i don't want to..." he would whine

"please sanha"

you would perform your aegyo on him

shooting him finger hearts and comfort

"sanha u r a man u can do this"

upon hearing he's a man he'd be like

"oK i can do this i'm a man"

clinging onto your arm during the whole movie

would close his eyes and bury his face in your arm

"tell me when its over"

you would pet his floof hair

"its ok sanha, you're my brave knight arent you?"

he immediately recomposes himself and sits up straight

"yes. your majesty i will save u"

few minutes in and he gave up

is actually hugging you full on

not even watching the movie

"sanha... the movie's done now"

after u two are out the theaters

"THAT WAS AN EASY MOVIE I CAN WATCH ANYTHING NOW"

proud of himself

it was cute but

"really? wanna watch the sequel?"

sanha would loudly gulp

"um."

when he would drop you off at your house

he would be stalling time

"sanha you can go now"

"u-uh..."

"r u scared lol"

"lolololol hahahah wdym"

ends up staying the night at your place

cuddling with you the entire night

he would sort of flinch in his sleep

or his body would jump suddenly

nightmare??

u would kiss his forehead and wake him up

"are you ok?"

he would stare at you

and

HE WOULD PERFORM THE "I DREAMED OF A GHOST" AEGYO

"pls go back to sleep and never wake up"

#astro scenarios #astro reactions #astro fanfic #astro fanfiction #astro fanfics #astro fluff #kpop astro #kpop reactions #astro imagines #mj #jinjin #eunwoo #moonbin #rocky #sanha #mj scenarios #jinjin scenarios #eunwoo scenarios #moonbini scenarios #rocky scenarios #sanha scenarios

[leggerefiore]

are we gunna see more of the mystery dungeon au? because i def have a soft spot for the twins and guzma (and a guilty pleasure for volo lol) anyway thank you for the writes i enjoy them!!

probably not because I can't think of anything interesting with it tbh

eh, have this

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You sighed as the supernatural warmth from Ingo's body soaked into you on the awfully chilly night. He was always so pleasant to touch; a burning flame quite literally in him. Emmet coiled around himself in the pool of water near your shared bed with the Chandelure hybrid. Judging by the faint scraps of light peering just through the treeline, you could tell it was early morning. A purple gloom covered the room still, courtesy of Ingo's flames. You yawned and buried your face deeper into his chest.

It had been over a year since you first arrived in this strange world where humans were extinct, and hybrids essentially had taken over in their place. Society hadn't advanced as it had in your world, as hybrids seemed to rely more on their innate abilities of technological advancements. You had joined a rescue team at first with little direction as to how to exist in this new world, but it soon was deemed too dangerous.

Turning to the transportation twins, they were more than happy to let you live with them. You were shown around the land carefully by the two. If anything tried to attack you, they were quick to chase them off with ease. Emmet was an apex predator even on land, while Ingo was vicious and terrifying with fire and ghost attacks. You soon discovered ancient ruins, to which they allowed to look around while sticking to your side tightly.

They proved to be extremely loving and caring, but perhaps a tad overbearing and worrisome. Ingo spent time with you when he was free of his transport duties, cooking you delicious meals from the use of his ghostly flames. Emmet often did the hunting for said foods, proud of his talents and ability to feed his family. They provided a safe, stable home in the strange chaos of your new world.

Dating them was pleasant, aside from the strange title of 'mate', but that seemed common in this world. Marriage wasn't really a thing, so much as just simply moving in with one another and calling yourselves mates. The title must hold weight when used. You sighed as you watched them rest. Ingo's arms held you close to him, and his breaths relaxing you. There was nothing more comforting than mornings like this.

Soon, Ingo would wake up and give a soft smile at you before calling to wake up Emmet, who would hop out of his pool. Your poor sleep clothes would be soaked from his water and slime while he pressed kisses to your cheeks. The older twin would sigh, and the younger would giggle. You would all get ready for the day, them leaving for their rail cart and you either joining them or staying behind.

This was never to come to fruition again.

Not after what you had read in one of the ruins.

A reminder to why you were sent here; a duty that called for you to fulfil it.

You crept from the bed and got your old adventuring bag. It hurt, but you must go. The entire world was in danger, and you agreed to save it. One last glance was spared to the sleeping hybrids. Ingo felt the empty space in his bed distressingly while Emmet still slept peacefully. A silent farewell was bid, before you left again.

If all went well, they would never see you again, as your duty would be complete.

~~~~~

Ingo woke up in a panic. His hand grasped the empty sheets behind him as his flames flickered from the strong emotion. He cried your name loudly, eyes scanning the room. Emmet jumped awake from the volume of his voice. Ingo rushed from his bed to search their home for you, but you were nowhere to be found. “Sh-she's gone, Emmet!” he turned to his brother in panic. The Eelektross hybrid gazed around, sniffing the air. To his distress, your scent led him to your pack and out the door.

They followed until they reached one of their rail cars, now gone from the depot. The twins turned to each other in terror. You used one of their cars. Why? Emmet felt himself tearing up and hiccuping, leaning into Ingo for support. Ingo caught him with a terrifyingly cold feeling in his limbs.

You were all alone in this dangerous world without any protection. They had failed to keep their mate safe.

A nearby Togekiss hybrid watched the brothers with amusement.

#ingo.ima #emmet.ima #pokehybrid au

[leggerefiore]

Could I please get some general nsfw headcanons for the subway bosses?

i hope you enjoy! i wasn't too sure if you them wanted separate or together so i did all three (for fun, ofc) lol

obviously 18+ below, please take precaution.

▲Ingo▼

●Office sex is a shameful favourite of the man. Quick, impassioned and fit during his lunch break. He gets off partly on the thrill anyone could walk in (especially his brother, as they share an office…). You're both likely to get caught only if you fail to keep him quiet.

●He's loud. Very, verrrry loud. He's constantly making noise with growls, groans, and cries. He also into dirty talking, which leads to fun situations when he uses a phrase in public too close to one he used in bed.

“You're too tight, love,” he says as you squeeze his hand a little too tight. Your face flushes red as your backstabber of a mind flashes to a heated moment between you. You push your legs together at the thought.

●If he gets overly frustrated at work, it will follow into the bedroom (with consent! The man would never dare hurt you). A slow, boring day makes his mind travel to you in lewd poses beckoning him to you. He'll be a bit more dominant than usual after work self. He's been waiting too long to get home to you.

●Call him boss in bed. It'll drive him wild and make whatever tender, loving moment into a rough, wild night. Commands are spit out, and you will likely obey from his complete demeanor shift.

●Into oral, and would love for you to sit on his face. He's a giver in your relationship and believes in your pleasure before his. Therefore, suffocate him lovingly while he makes you see stars with his tongue.

●Elaborating further, he's always going to make sure you orgasm before him. He wants to see you blissed out of your mind before he even thinks of cumming. Fingers dance and grasp intimates with planned precision. It's almost scary how well he learnt your body.

●Lastly, man is a bit vanilla with things and breaks easily at any kind of black lingerie. There's something about seeing you in a shade associated with him that makes him a bit feral. Wear it and call him boss for an extremely wild night.

●This man might be a Subway Boss, but he is the King of Aftercare. He runs you a bath, makes some food and showers you in so much loving affection. Even if you did not do anything too wild, he makes sure you're alright and perfectly content. He holds you close to him and presses a long kiss to your lips.

▽Emmet△

○Emmet proves his twinhood by also liking semipublic sex. Unlike Ingo, however, the younger twin will fuck you on his subway line. The thrill of a challenger hearing your noises and knowing what he's doing to you. It makes his smile grow with giddy. (He actually wants someone to walk in… how horrible)

○Into bondage. He loves the idea of you barely able to move and completely ready for him. He would spend hours debating whether to use rope, handcuffs or something else entirely. His Galvantula brings terribly exciting ideas into his mind. (You stuck in a spider's web unable to move… just waiting on him to do anything)

○He will, at least once, have sex with you in his hat and jacket. There's something verrrrry cute about how they sit on you, and he eats it up. His hat tilts adorably off your head as you squirm from his touch. He suddenly needs a bathroom break at work.

○His smile is a front for sadistic tendencies, he loves to see you cry from overstimulation. The noises you make are the most beautiful song he's ever heard. He bites, too. It's dreadfully hard to explain the teeth marks you have after a night with him.

○Notably quieter than his brother, but not by much. He does not say much during sex, but what he does is enough to make pleasurable shivers shoot down your spine.

“How cute! Your new marks suit you very, verrrry well!” He says with an innocent smile while pressing kisses to his own teeth marks. You'd dare say he was prideful about them.

○Boss is good and all, but you have to call him Master. You have no idea how the word got into your head during an impassioned session on the Super Double Battle Line, but after it left your lips, Emmet's smile turn malicious and one of his eyes twitched. You both found a kink that day.

○Will collar you. Don't ask why he had one with your name on it. Just wear it and let him go wild. You won't regret that decision.

○Emmet enjoys giggly, affectionate sex, too. He lives to see you smile and will absolutely fuck you silly to see it. Butterfly light kisses will tickle your flesh while you wrap your legs around him.

○His aftercare is not as good as Ingo's, but that doesn't mean it's bad. He embraces you tenderly and makes sure you're alright after all the things he's put you through. Soft strokes through your hair, kisses peppered everywhere he can.

▲Ingo & Emmet▽

●Ingo absolutely finds tying you up interesting after Emmet introduces it. You'll find yourself cumming over and over again with your hands tied tightly behind your back. Ingo is glad to bring you such pleasure while Emmet coos over how cute your face is.

○They like blindfold you and have you try to guess which one of them is fucking you. If you get it right, you're allowed to cum. If not, you're subjected to denial until that twin feels like it's fair.

●They will take you in their office while role-playing as your bosses. Many a lunch was spent with porn tier acting between the three of you. Ingo is clearly more into than Emmet, but whatever gets them through the day.

○You have been stowed away on the multi line, so they have something to keep them entertained when no trainers appear. Emmet demands you role play as a trainer who lost against them and have nothing to pay them, so you offer your body. (Ingo and you stared at him with blank expressions because you don't pay when you lose, but…) You are sandwiched between them on the bench with pleasure filled veins and such thoughts no longer matter.

●Both are competitive toward who can make you cum the most,, and you often find yourself worked over into the double digits most nights. Their hands working in wildly different ways despite their obvious similarities. Ingo is winning currently and Emmet is pissed.

○Their sync is amazing when it comes to aftercare, they barely say a word to the other yet know exactly what the wants for you. The after sex cuddling is the only reason to put up with them. It's a mess of limbs that is the warmest and safest you'll ever be in your life.

#ingo x reader #emmet x reader #ingo x reader x emmet #pokemon x reader #nastystuff #ingo/reader #emmet/reader #ingo/reader/emmet