#lol clarke

[laufire]

STACKED100 | january 21st | “remember me” You’re the only murderer here!

#stacked100 #the100edit #the100daily #cwladies #userthing #clarke griffin #raven reyes #the 100 #the 100 2x09 #my stuff #my edits #my gifs #id in alt text #captioned #too good a moment #lol clarke

[starspilli]

dc cowboy doodles & wips !

#diana prince #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #dc #dc fanart #dick grayson #nightwing #koriand’r #kori anders #dickkory #starfire #titans #teen titans #jason todd #red hood #robin #my art #artists on tumblr #i hate how this is laid out HEAD IN HANDS!!! #tumblr formatting my worst enemy #i have so many wips for this i was going to throw in lol but they’re a little tew messy #feels illegal i didn’t include clark in this lol i’m defo going to do more so lmk if any1 has specific requests 👍

[frappegoddess]

I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

#lol #bruce wayne #dc batman #batman #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #batman comics #dc universe #dc #justice league #justice leage of america #tim drake #tim drake wayne #red robin #jason todd #red hood #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #duke thomas #barbra gordon #damian wayne #robin #clark kent #superman #kal el #superbat #Y'all write some more potential tweets in the comments #Picture Barry Allen clowning every week #Oliver getting jealous he doesn't get thirst tweets written about him

[sully-s]

Clark: Why do I always miss the gossip missions?

#Superbat #world's finest #Clark Kent #bruce wayne #Superman #Batman #DC Comics #DCAU #Fanart #My Art #Very Messy Art #Listen it's been awhile sience I drew some blatent Superbats art I was due lol. #Shout out to all those fics where half the league is in love with Bruce.

[byeonggyul]

#superbat #superman #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #dc #dc comics #hi……….. #love is love tbh #i dont rly post on here ever LOL my bad

[thwackk]

tired of batman always being carried by superman, when is it batman’s turn to hold the big man? also i have a headcannon that clark weighs way way less than he looks because he flies and idk it just makes sense to me

#batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #they are flirting. #dc #my art lol #they know each other’s identities here in case that wasnt obvious #these are old

[causeimanartist]

They live in my head rent free

#superwonderbat #Batman #Superman #Wonder Woman #Bruce Wayne #clark Kent #diana prince #dc #dc trinity #my art #causeimanartist #why'd I do a forward facing pose? why'd I do that to myself lmfao #I just slapped some colors on this and barely did shading because I was over it lol

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 235

“Mother, I have made a friend.” 

Now don’t get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasn’t entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesn’t seem he’s kidnapped this one. Hopefully. 

Not that he wouldn’t be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it. 

Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where he’d gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Jon saw Dan do a bit of floating when he thought no one was looking & deemed him friend #Yes Dan is also 10 lol #Jon is not getting stuck in time #Dan isn’t above contacting grandpa Clockwork because uh his totally-not-friend noo #Just wait until someone whose survived the end of the world sees Dan #mom danny #Clark: Look Jon and I made fellow alien friends :D #Ellie is 18 and started on a roadtrip for her birthday to explore more #Jon has a habit of befriending the grumpy ferals #Danny is happy he has someone to talk about space with #He meets Lois and Jimmy too & the world trembles at the potential shenanigans #Clark weeps internally before finding out that Danny can deal with most of their shenanigans

[jokin-around]

Happy Valentine's day !!

#clois #superman #DC comics #Clark Kent #valentines day #Lois lane #jokeb0i au #they get a turn this year​ #lol #my art

[ochibrochi]

kryptonian hugs hit different! happy birthday, kal!

#superman #clark kent #kal el #supergirl #kara zor el #kara danvers #dc comics #i thought his birthday was in april i rushed to get this out lol my bad

[too-cool-for-facebook]

#my adventures with superman #clark kent #superman #funny #lol #meme

[laufire]

this dynamic was the best thing about clarke in all of ~~book one~~ i will NOT take constructive criticism I will NOT accept discount anyas-

#clarke is MUCH more enjoyable around people who see through her bullshit. this has been truth since day one #talking to the void #stacked100 #lol clarke #anya x clarke #anya kom trikru #clarke griffin #femslash #i would've liked to see hate sex here i won't lie #dichen lachman's acting would've eclipsed her even more though xD #the 100 #the 100 2x03 #bitter lau tag #<- that's the tag where i get bitchy. feel free to filter #id in alt text #captioned #clanya

[emin-folly]

Yeah I'm sorry but I seriously don't buy the whole "Batman can sneak up on Kryptonians and other superpowered aliens/people cause he's ~Batman~" BS

Personally what I think would be much more in character and frankly way funnier is if just about every superhero can see/detect Batman, they all just choose to humor him cause of his fragile ego lmao 

 Low effort comic cause I tired aha

#Look I'm sorry but are you *seriously* trying to tell me that Superman who can hear a pin drop on the other side of the planet can't hear #Bruce's noisy ass two feet from him???? Yea nah fam #That's just Clark being really polite (and good at acting) #You can't convince me otherwise lol #Don't really like this one but meh #What can you do #dc #dc comics #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #my art

[frownyalfred]

“You bruise but you don’t kill. Do you…Clark?”

One of the best “Batman knows Superman’s secret identity” reveals in recent memory. Literally brought a speeding, furious Kryptonian to a full stop with one word and a raised hand.

That’s power.

#and yeah Clark reveals Bruce’s identity a second layer to try and save face #but he looks SO shocked #there’s no coming back from that lol #bruce wayne #batman #dc #justice league #justice league war #clark kent #superman

[sully-s]

Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day

#Jon Kent #Clark Kent #Conner Luthor #kara zor el #Kal El #Superman #Super girl #Superboy #Superfam #DCAU #DC comics #Fanart #messy art #unfinished art #To Lazy for backgrounds #Listen if 90's Conner wears crop jackets I'm going to put the man in crop kryptonian garb lol #Based off the 90s Superman Show

[bruciemilf]

I feel like Gothamites and Metropolis peeps would have the wildest, juiciest beef on Twitter. That shit is seasoned, spicy, cooked just RIGHT, -

" yeah sure Metropolis is almost crime free but Superman is literally so lame. He just saves your weak ass cat from a tree (why? It's a cat.) Probably says shit like " haha, now THAT was dangerous, huh?" and dips. I asked batman if he wanted to chill at Bat Burger after he gave the Joker brain damage and he was like, bet.''

" Gothamites can't say shit about Superman. Superman literally takes the time out of his day to help old ladies cross the street. I feel like If he caught me shoplifting Batman would punch me in the face and call me slurs"

And Bruce, from his official Batman account, retweets that with "I wouldn't. I'm not a police officer" and logs off

#gonna edit this in twinote later JSJSJSH #bruce wayne #batman #superman #clark kent #dc #dc comics #text #text post #lol #clark is like oh im sorry about them they like batman i swear! and bruce is like that's nice. gothamites would stone you in the streets