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paulsmashedpotato · 4 years

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hiii could u write something with 25, 62 and 64 with paul? i love jealous paul lmao thank u dear❤️

This is a bit of a crack but enjoy it anyway!

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Pairing: Paul McCartney x reader

Word count: 1.3k

Warning: there might be typos, I didn't proof read lol

"What is it?" You asked, feeling excitement flow through every vessel in your body. Paul has both his hands over your eyes. "You'll see, we're close," He said, guiding you to the small garden picnic he's prepared for you.

"You ready?" He asked, you could feel him getting closer, you giggled, putting your hands over his to remove them. "I am, I'm ready."

He slowly removed his hand, earning a gasp from you the moment you saw the setting. A checkered blanket was cleanly laid on the grass and on it were a basket of bread and buscuits, a bottle of wine, and some slices of different fruits. Your favourite flower filled the bushes and the sky was perfectly painted the prettiest shade of blue. "What is this?" You asked, a giggle can't help but escape your lips.

"It's a date!" He beamed. "Come on, let's sit."

You talked a bit, enjoyed the snacks, and now the two of you are both lied down the grass, looking at the clouds very slowly move across the sky.

"Oh I almost forgot," Paul says, sitting up and going through his pockets. "I have something for you." You sat up with a smile, watching him rummage through his pockets. "Turn around first," he grinned. You did as he asked, an excited smile was plastered on your face.

Not long after, he moves his hand over your head to place a necklace around your neck, you looked down. "P as in Paul?" You asked, holding the letter P pendant that was attached to the necklace. "Yeah... Did you want a different name?" He asked, a bit of sarcasm in his tone. You laughed while shaking your head. "No, no, it's great, I love it!" He smiled, leaning over your shoulder to kiss your cheek. "Don't ever take it off."

You nodded, still holding the pendant. "I won't, Paul."

++|++

He has been waiting for you to finish preparing for the party you two were attending. "I'm almost done!" You answered, brushing up your hair. "You said that five minutes ago," he whined, you could tell he was sprawling on the couch, letting out impatient groans. "I meant I was almost done putting on my dress!"

A few weeks have passed and as you told Paul, you never took off the necklace whenever you went out, you admired it and he loved seeing it on you.

"You ready, love?" Paul called from outside your room.

Not long after, you finally walked out the door and Paul immediately got up, eyeing your dress that just defined your shape perfectly, it was open at the back and the straps were off your shoulder. A smile played on his lips. "You look ravishing." He walked towards you, taking your hand and letting you spin. "Can't believe you are all mine."

"Thanks, you're not too bad yourself, Paul," You giggled, pecking his lips. "Now let's go. We're very late," you said, pulling him out the house and to the parked car.

"And whose fault is that?"

"Yours for not telling me earlier, I could've prepared ahead," you cockily said, he turned his head abruptly towards you just before he was about to climb in the backseat. "Hey, I told you two nights ago and I reminded you every hour today since this morning."

"Shush, just get in already so we could leave," you gently pushed him in the backseat and told the driver to go when you got in as well.

It wasn't that long of a ride since the venue was just close to your house. Paul got out first, the guards helping him push off paparazzis, he jog to your side of the car, opening the door and putting his hand out for you.

You got out, holding his hand and you both made your way inside the building, hand in hand.

"Paul, come on, we've gotta play!" John says, immediately pulling Paul towards him when you two got in. "Sorry, y/n. Gotta borrow me lad, we were supposed to play eight minutes ago, been forever!" You let out a short laugh. "Sorry about that. Paul takes too long to prepare."

"Hey —"

"Good luck with the play, I'll be watching," you said, cutting Paul off, you leaned in to give him a quick kiss. John started dragging him to the stage and you watched the two walk away.

You made your way near the front so you'd have a better view of the boys performing. Once the boys got on the stage, Paul immediately met your eyes, sending you a wink. You gestured for him to fix his crooked bow tie. He did, showing you a thumb's up to ask if it was already okay. You nodded with an amused smile.

They started playing and you kept your eyes on Paul, he'd wink and smile at you everytime and you'd just smile back. You clapped along with the crowd when they finished and you watched the boys walk down the stage, a lot of people greeting them.

You decided to get a drink first since you know how long it takes for the band to finish talking and answering questions from invited reporters.

Paul squeezed himself past the reporters after answering a question or two to look for you but a few more people blocked his way and it'd be disrespectful not to say hi at least.

After a few minutes that felt like forever for him, he finally managed to excuse himself and he started searching for you again. Finally, he spotted you talking to a guy near the bar, he started boiling when he saw the guy place his hand on your bare back. Stomping towards the scene, he squeezed himself between the two of you, cutting both your laughs.

"Paul, what are you —" he took your hand, intertwining his fingers with you and bringing it up to the guy's face. "Look, we're dating, y/n and I. See?" If he moved his hand any closer he'd be shoving your connected hands on the poor guy's face.

"And see this —" he pointed at your necklace. "It clearly says Paul, didn't you know that?"

"I didn't know, it's just the letter P —"

"Well now you know it stands for Paul," he retaliated, he faced you, his face a bit red. “Go find, Ringo and sit next to him, I’ll find you later.” He said. “Don’t go about other guys, I’ll deal with this guy first.”

“That girl is mine so don’t go putting your hand on her back or even laying a finger anywhere on her body, mister," he said seethingly, the words coming out like a threat.

You scrunched your eyebrows in confusion before making your way to look for Ringo.

“Look Paul, I really was just making conversation —”

“What happened, where’s Paul?” Ringo asked, a glass of wine held between his fingers. “He’s acting like a child again, that poor guy wasn’t even doing anything,” you huffed, crossing you arms against your chest.

“He was, he put his hand on your back. I saw it.” He took off his coat, putting it around your shoulders. “And don’t tie your hair up like that ‘e was looking at your neck. God-fucking-damn it, why is your neck that pretty?”

Not even a minute later, you already saw him walking towards you. “Paul, what were you thinking?” You asked, putting your hands down to your side. “I’ll excuse myself,” Ringo awkwardly said, walking away to leave you two to talk. “He wasn’t doing anything, Paul.”

You pursed your lips to stifle a laugh from his statement. “Didn’t you work with him before? He can be trusted.”

“I am not,” he countered. “Definitely something a 16-year-old boy would retort," you laughed. "Come on, jealous boy, let’s get a drink,” you invited, locking arms with him. “M’not jealous, just don’t like him putting his hand on you and you laughing and giggling with him — it’s probably just a lame joke, you were too nice to him."

“No, I don’t like him so stay away from him.” You couldn’t hold your laugh in anymore, he looked at you, confused and a bit flushed. “You’re a 16-year-old boy trapped in a man’s body.”

“Yeah, that sounds very jealous to me,” you chuckled. “Don’t worry, now he knows I’m yours, you’ve made that very clear.”

“That’s right, he should know. You’re mine, just mine.”

-that's probably how he winked at you on stage-

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Let's be mutuals pleaseee!!

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empresspilaf-blog · 7 years

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Tagged by: No one, but I saw this and I am SO BORED. Plus I get a strange rush from filling things out *twitch twitch*

Name: Robyn Elizabeth O’Neill

Nicknames: Robbi, Bird, Beebo, (REO) Speedwagon (get it, ‘cause my initials)

Gender: Been a girl my whole life (not that I’m too good at it lol)

Height: 5′ 8 1/2″ (174 cm)

Sexual orientation: Bisexual(?) With Borderline Personality Disorder, sexuality can fluctuate. I would definitely say I’m bi, but it sorta goes between “I want all the ladies” to “Ehh boobs are cool”.

Favourite colours: Dark purple and emerald green.

Time right now: 8:26 am

Average hours of sleep: ~DOES NOT COMPUTE~

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well I haven’t slept yet tonight (even though night is over). Sometimes I don’t sleep, sometimes I sleep for 24 hours. It depends.

Last googled: "More cowbell SNL”

Number of blankets you sleep with: One, Star Wars comforter :D

Favourite fictional character: Winnie the Pooh! I have a tattoo I drew of him (in the classic E. H. Shepard style) on my side. Also, Jonathan Joestar (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure), Piccolo and Yamcha (DBZ), and right now I’m in love with Serizawa Katsuya from Mob Psycho 100.

Favourite famous people: Uhmm celebities? Ginger Rogers :D Working on a line art of her to get as a tattoo. Also Bettie Page, Conrad Veidt, Eddie Van Halen.

Favourite films: Metropolis (1927), Top Hat (1935), My Favorite Wife (1940), the ORIGINAL Star Wars Trilogy (I’m sorry but I hate the prequels, and I wasn’t a huge fan of the new stuff), Haxan (1922), The Man Who Laughs (1928), Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), Back to the Future Trilogy (1985-1990), A Clockwork Orange (1971), Who’s Afraid of Virgina Woolf? (1966) The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920), Scarface (1983), Dirty Harry movies (1971-1988) my favorite is the second, Magnum Force. There’s a bunch more but I think that should be good hahahahaha. Go watch these though, really!

What are you wearing: A neon green Toyota shirt I borrowed from a friend, grey leggings, purple underwear (because I’m thorough), one navy blue sock with white sailboats on it, and a red sock with white whales.

Favourite bands/artists:OH HO HO. This is gonna be like a six page essay so buckle up (even though no one is even gonna read this haha). Alright. Van Halen, Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, Aphex Twin, Kraftwerk, Iggy Azalea, MIKA, the Andrews Sisters, The Misfits, Green Day, blink-182, Ella Fitzgerald, Foo Fighters, Cab Calloway, Yes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, Ratt, Jean-Jaques Perrey, Kendrick Lamar, Benny Goodman, Chance the Rapper, Dixie Chicks, Pink Floyd, the Beatles, Wings, Paul McCartney in general, PISTOL WHIP (my boyfriend has a band lol), Genesis, MGMT, Beastie Boys, U2, Florence + the Machine, The Ramones, Frank Zappa, Dio, No Doubt, My Chemical Romance, Katy Perry, Fall Out Boy (Folie a Deux and before), Squidward Tentacles, REO Speedwagon, Black Sabbath, Donnie Iris, Triumph, Heart, Cake, Jamiroquai, Fred Astaire, Nicki Minaj, Elton John, Cream, Kansas, Miley Cyrus, Nirvana, Helen Kane, Boston, Martha Tilton..... Okay I should probably stop. I’m pretty sure I just names most of the characters/ stands in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, too :D

When did you create this blog: Uhhh July 2015? According to my archives, that’s when my first post was. I had a Tumblr back in 9th- 11th grade, but that was literally a cesspool of self-harm and depressing things. Like back in the days before they banned tags that had to do with that stuff. I shut it down because it somehow linked to my Facebook and my family saw pictures of the seventeen slits i put up and down my arms one day (abusive father, you know how that can be). So I freaked out and deleted the whole thing and didn’t touch the site for like 3 or 4 years.

How many followers do you have: I think 43? Haha and I’m pretty sure most of them are porn bots >_>

What do you post about: Anime and shippy things lol. Also music, LOTS of art (I’m an art history major), science things, vintage junk, movies i like, whatever looks fancy

Do you have any other blogs: not that I know of?? I’m pretty sure that old one is gone?? It was something like @halenmarie ... nothing came up so we’re good haha

Why did you choose your url: Because I adore Dragon Ball (it’s better than DBZ, suck it haters), and Emperor Pilaf is pretty rad. I wanted something Dragon Ball related and I thought being an empress would be fun :D it was @themrsskywalker up until like August or September of this year.

(my Snapchat username is mrsskywalker, be my friend!)

I just realized there’s a terrible lack of vintage muscle cars on my blog, eek!

#me #personal #who cares #lol #I spent a literal hour on this #Oh weel #I have nothing better to do #And the sound of my keyboard is so satisfying #Like it calms me #I love Mac keyboards gahhhh

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