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kiribaku-fics-whatever · 2 years

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Harry Potter/Hogwarts AU

things small and precious by aloera

Star player Kirishima is threatened with being pulled off the Quidditch team unless he can get his Arithmancy grades up. Enter Bakugou Katsuki.

slow dancers by chonideno

In which Bakugou asks Camie to be his date for the Yule Ball and Kirishima, in spite of everything he stands for, runs away from the sight of his hands around her waist.

Failing is Not an Option by laurenamberly

Ashido stared at Kaminari like he’d grown several heads. “Merlin!” she cried. “You are a genius!”

“… huh?”

Ashido was all a-flutter, poking Kirishima and bouncing in her seat. “You don’t have to quit the team!” she said. “Tutoring will help!”

After a beat, Kaminari spoke up again. “Okay, so if that problem’s solved,” he said slowly, “does that mean I can tell him about the gay thing?”

"DENKI!"

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Or, Kirishima Eijirou is the popular, friendly Gryffindor in need of a tutor - and Midoriya has just the grumpy Slytherin in mind.

light years away by lvgia

Katsuki doesn’t need a saviour, Eijirou’s more than sure of that. But he could probably appreciate someone more along the lines of a partner.

His left hand finds Katsuki’s right, and he laces their fingers together.

“I’m getting you out of here someday.”

Universe-hopping, in which the only constant is your hand in mine.

Shed Skins and Unbreakable Bones by Milligramme

Katsuki shouldn’t be here. The Slytherin common room is dark, damp and ugly, and full of manipulative idiots who think they’re better than everyone just because of their birth. They brag about their families and their connections, pretend to like each other and whisper nasty rumors about their “friends” as soon as they can’t hear… Katsuki hates this. He hates it! How could that stupid hat believe he belongs with these assholes? It’s been a month since the school year started, and Katsuki has never been more sure: he shouldn’t be in this stupid house.

At eleven, Bakugou is sure of one thing: he hates being a Slytherin. That is, until a curious and overly friendly little mer creeps into his life and leaves the door wide open for other people to come in. Follow Bakugou through his seven years at Hogwarts as he learns about friendship, love, and the woes of growing up.

Squad Up by tsumekakusu

“Have you ever seen Kiri get mad? Like, really mad?”

Quidditch by fairietailed

Their best defense was always performed when he and Kirishima were together, working in tandem, weaving through the air to simultaneously block all three standing hoops and (in Bakugou’s case) run off any chasers that attempt to get close enough to score.

No matter where he was on the pitch, Bakugou found himself drawn back to their goal, and back to Kirishima.

Together they were a force to be reckoned with.

The Second Task by rayshine_krbk

Bakugo's eyes widened. His breath caught in his throat. His limbs flashed white hot as his heart skipped a beat then thumped harder in his chest, and the cold he so loathed no longer registered.

/They couldn't-- they wouldn't-- surely--/

But even as he thought it, as he turned frantic eyes on the lake, he knew.

"Kirishima," he whispered.

/Shitty Hair./

They'd stolen Shitty Hair.

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Harry Potter Triwizard Tournament AU

Bakugo is the Hogwarts Champion, of course. But what-- or rather, who-- have they stolen from him?

Lean for me and I'll Fall Back by bakudrgcn

Bakugou Katsuki, Hogwarts prodigy and Gryffindor prefect, was strolling down the halls of the castle after his classes ended on a perfectly normal school day.

A group of younger kids was walking towards the opposite direction, but they instantly quietened when they saw him.Their steps slowed and they spoke with hushed voices they must've thought he could not hear.

"...still a fucking mudblood…"

Well, it was another normal day. Before it all went to shit.

if you love me let me know by rain (meggowo)

It was a fear of wasted time, of moving on despite the excitement and yearn for change. A fear that, after this year, there would be no choice but to move forward, no way to look back and reminisce, a fear that friendships wouldn’t last past graduation regardless of how much they felt like family.

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Or, seventh-year student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Katsuki Bakugou is scared that he's running out of time and decides to confess to his best friend.

#kiribaku #bakushima #bnha #the writer rocked #writers #i'm on a roll today could you tell #list #hogwarts au #harry potter au #if u wanna know my personal headcanons for their houses #bakugou is like every bit a slytherin #and my boy kirishima is 100% gryffindor #argue with me oh wait you cant #lol im kidding #but fr those two headcanons are solid in my mind #kiribaku fic rec

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kiraastro · 2 years

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When in doubt, take a nap

—purva phalguni 🤝 12H

#lol im kidding #...or am i?#placements #12th house #purva phalguni #nakshatras #kiraastro #random thoughts #vedic astrology

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popquizhot-shot · 2 years

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do you-do you guys want a face reveal?

#lol im kidding #unless #dont fuckin reblog it #echo's bs #sorry i was just looking amazing and i wanted validation from my moots

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frenchfrywrites · 2 years

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Omg asterpop’s dream ask reminded me of that time I was sleep-texting like all night (long story, it was very disorienting) but I sent an ask to somebody and then woke up, apologized, and had to tell them to disregard it 😭😭

Wahh sleep texting!! I sleep talk but if I ever started sleep texting I'd have to handcuff myself to the bed or something

#are you sleep texting rn 👁️👁️⁉️#lol im kidding #french fry replies

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payasita · 11 months

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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inkskinned · 1 year

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

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efplanning · 3 months

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eeveelution family that studies pokemon evolution and stuff lineup 2.0

#pokemon #ditto #eevee #jolteon #flareon #vaporeon #espeon #umbreon #leafeon #glaceon #sylveon #my art #the “chibi” style isnt totally consistent w all of these so the heights and stuff dont line up 100% but....yknow.#anyways i hope you all know im gonna be srbing this like crazy if i need to. lol #the kids

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arttuff · 3 months

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brucie wayne is not immune to the sudden urge to hug his son

#dc comics #dc #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #he brings him to his chest so hard it's gonna give him a concussion #im feeling vulnerable and huggy. my files are all filled with sketches of batman hugging his kids rn #probably wont post any LOL #anyway dont tag with ship plz #animation

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oh-gh0st · 4 months

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i heart these rivals so much. maybe they'll kill each other. maybe they'll kiss. maybe they'll make ou

#ghost's doodles #lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #sun wukong #six eared macaque #love how these two show how different my art tends to be. either wholesome cute stuff or Absolute shitposts #i need them to do stuff to each other Really bad you guys have no idea #on another note for those who read these tags: i am making shadowpeach plushies #who knows how long those will take... but im sure i can get everything patterned right before they come in after new years #im so freaking excited!!!!#merry christmas btw. shadowpeach fans get a tasty treat lol #also the second shadowpeach was in ref to a twit trend going around. it got 2k+ likes..................

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amygdalae · 11 months

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#heehoo haahee #this is from the wikipedia page for the Rake lol im drunk rn googling creepypastas that used to scare me as a kid. and im going heehoo! ha

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fluffyartbl0g · 7 months

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Everytime I go into the Zosopp tag, I just see people SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING about the lack of posts IN the Zosopp tag. THE ZOSOPP ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES