#lol unless

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

lies of attrition update

summary

The trust between Ladybug and Chat Noir is stretched to breaking point when a new butterfly holder emerges in the wake of Monarque's defeat. Chat Noir doesn't know who to trust until Chrysalis confronts him with a truth Ladybug had tried to bury: Monarque made the Wish—and she wants Chat Noir’s help to undo it.

excerpt

“And how exactly did you lose it, again?” He should stop. This wasn’t how he planned to ask her. It wasn’t the time, or the place, to have this discussion. He knew that. But he couldn’t go onto that stage and help her tell more lies. Chat Noir stood up. “Was it before or after Monarque made his Wish? Did he discard his brooch as soon as you gave him your earrings, or did he wait until later?” Ladybug’s face went white. “I didn’t— I never—” “Never wanted me to know?” he spat. “Never gave him the earrings,” she answered, voice so small it hardly carried up to him. Then, louder, “I never gave him my earrings. How did you— who told you that?” She wasn’t denying the Wish, then. Good.

chapter 8 of mine and @ladyofthenoodle's collab is up!

#lies of attrition #loa #ml fanfic #miraculous fanfic #ladynoir #post-s5 #ladynoir enemies #butterfly lila #enemies au #don't worry we haven't deleted the angst with a happy ending tag #lol unless

[batbabydamian]

reverse robins of my fav trio!

#stephanie brown #damian wayne #dick grayson #fav trio i say as i draw them not even interacting sdfgh #this was also an excuse to use Dan Mora's Steph Future State hair/scar design as inspo again xD and using Mora's Robin shoes from WF! #Dick was resolute about his Robin uniform so Damian compromised by having him wear elbow/knee pads LOL #tried doing laceup thigh highs for Damian’s batsuit but it looked off 😭 also considered using the Red Hood suit from B&R09 but too silly... #tbh i rarely have interest in reverse robins AUs unless Damian's featured and tries to be a good big bro 😭 #batbabyart

[eddiediaaz]

i'm nosey okay

#tumblr poll #tumblr polls #poll #polls #for me it's usually naked unless it's cold then i'll put on a shirt #i live alone tho #if i sleep somewhere else i don't sleep naked lol #i just find clothes restrictive when i sleep because i move a lot so it just gets all tangled and ugh idk

[scribbledghost]

Give me a Simon Riley who's soft.

Give me a Simon who, when the guys ask him to run to the pub after a successful mission, turns them down. The reason he gives them is "because I just spent two months with you assholes", but everyone knows it's because he's too eager to get home to you to waste any more time.

Give me a Simon whose favorite place to be is with you in bed or on the couch, laying atop you like a massive weighted blanket; his head on your chest listening to your heartbeat as you massage his scalp. He constantly falls asleep like that, and he swears it's the only position he can sleep in that guarantees he won't have any nightmares.

Give me a Simon looks at you and, for the first time in decades, imagines a future for himself. He's never allowed it before - he's always been convinced that he'd die young and has always known he'd be grateful for it. But now, when he watches you smile back at him, he finds himself thinking of future years he never thought he'd want.

Give me a Simon who lets you trace his scars with your fingertips, and who starts to associate them less with the injuries that caused them and more with the sensations you give him. And all the while, he's looking at you like you hung the moon, the stars, and everything else in the sky.

Give me a Simon who has earned his reputation as a ghost, a phantom, a threat, but refuses to so much as raise his voice towards you.

Give me a Simon Riley who is completely and utterly yours, for as long as you will have him.

Give me a Simon Riley who will burn the world down at your feet to keep it that way.

#i could keep going but i wont right now unless someone asks lol #soft simon riley supremacy #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x you #simon riley ghost x reader #ghost scribbles

[daz4i]

i’d like to think i’m funny 

#unlike the frankenstein playlist i'm not keeping this one up lol it's not going to grow beyond this #unless someone knows a song called ''i kinda feel like dancin' but i'm not sure'' or smth like that

[wombywoo]

check-up 🤕

#cod #call of duty #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #cringefail king you will never get any bitches unless you stop eating pavement 😔 #at least his pelt is still lush as ever 💅 #lol I keep adding lore for these dumb losers #it's all part of the womby cod cinematic universe you see...

[duckytree]

big brother part 7

#you know this is an au because the dick in my main series never calls bruce dad lol #but yeah jason’s bio dad was a dick #wait #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batman #comic #fanart #art #big brother series #duckytree #idk who needs to hear this but don’t actually beat up children #dick isn’t scolding jason cause honestly he’s even more messed up #note: don’t use the g word unless u have ties to it

[despazito]

I think it's so important to have a "nature" calendar in your head, like a way of tracking time that's completely separate from anything work or obligation related, not holidays or anything stressful. For instance I look forward to august because at 8pm every night house finches hang around my window for a few weeks. In spring I love waiting for the magnolias to blossom. Just ways of tracking the time with zero stakes that's completely removed from life's zeitgeist and that you really look forward to

#unless your work is tied to the seasons lol #then its a bit related to work

[el-pada]

did you guys know one of the producers for samurai rabbit co-produced fucking saw of all things

(edit forgot to add jei kramer aka why i drew all this in the first place)

#concept was funny as fuck i had to draw it #also only time im ever drawing yuichi #unless im paid for it lol #my art #ilustration #digital art #artists on tumblr #doodle #doodles #fanart #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt leo #rise!leo #rise!usagi #rottmnt usagi #leosagi #yuichi usagi #samurai rabbit #saw

[crazymuffin1]

#post fresh from the muffin1 bakery #atla #avatar the last airbender #cabbage merchant #natla #dont expect most people that see this meme to actually have seen ep3 lol i know he says 'hey watch out for my-' #unless he actually says my cabbages? idk i havent watched the whole ep i just rushed this because the meme economy is rough

[desolationlesbian]

I am never inclined to make fun of tumblr's cheesy attempts to make money and generally support them even if you consider them cringe. Websites need money to operate and tumblr needs to find a way to make money consistently or it will cease to exist. I do not want tumblr to cease to exist, and the most common alternative method of making money is to collect and sell all of our personal data, which I do not want either. Websites that can support themselves via people willing to spend $25 bucks to commit to a bit is a sign of a brighter and more sustainable version of the internet.

#people are so weirdly averse to the idea of tumblr making money lol #like...websites need money to pay for things. your blog costs money to host and operate #the version of the world u want--where everything is perfectly free always but also never takes your data or asks anything of you #does not and cannot exist unless it's run on donations or something #and if tumblr tried to ask for donations you would eat them alive #so let them sell crabs and blue checks. this is the better universe. i promise

[redundantz]

cuddle time

love scene challenge

#astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion x tav #tavstarion #faetheri #love scene challenge #my art #redundantz art #baldurs gate #tav #astarion x faetheri #I like to think shes warmer than average since she is a Asmodeus Tiefling. (not Karlack levels though LOL) 🔥 #and he's probably colder than usual since he doesn't have a heart beat(? bloodflow??) unless he has fed recently

[midnighthangintree]

Today I chose to get breakfast on my way into work and I also woke up to late to pack my lunch. So guess who is eating out every meal today and feeling like I gained 500 pounds!!!

#at least i'm not getting a milkshake this time #lol unless #but i do recomend the breakfast burrito jr from burger king... so good #honestly bk breakfast is so underrated #jessielynnposts

[mustlovesteve]

I loved the first commission so much, I couldn't resist ordering another one as a parallel of sorts! This lovely drawing is by @toktopus-art. It's based on a scene from Chapter 26 of my vamp!Eddie/Steve-gets-Vecna'd fic, laughing at the broken glass.

Scene excerpt is below, and the AO3 link to the fic is on my pinned post.

Steve wished they could just stay like this, but there were only two more songs left on this A-side. “Hey, can I see your bracelet?” Eddie asked. If not for his all-too-casual tone, Steve wouldn’t have suspected anything. “Pulling out all the stops, huh?” Steve asked wryly. Eddie flashed a shameless grin at him. Chuckling, Steve tugged his sleeve down before lifting up his wrist. To his pleasant surprise, the glow-in-the-dark effect was actually noticeable. Eddie took a moment to share in the admiration of the bracelet before grabbing Steve’s hand and tugging it down. “This is better, yeah?” Eddie asked. “Huh?” Steve turned to look at him again, but Eddie was staring straight up at the sky. “Than just sitting in your car in the freezing cold by yourself, I mean.” “I had Freddie Mercury with me.” “I’m serious.” Eddie finally turned his head to face Steve again. His expression certainly matched his words. Steve couldn’t help but tense up at the shift in tone, though he was swiftly eased by the way Eddie’s thumb brushed across his knuckles. “I...hate that you even have to ask.” Steve managed to smile, even though Eddie frowned at that. “Yeah, this is better.” One song left. It wasn’t fair.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #latbg #art #steve #eddie #btw the canine on the car hood is a coywolf named lucy #eddie accidentally summoned her through vampire magic and now she won't leave steve alone lol #and the bracelet mentioned is a friendship bracelet matching with robin #i debated including it but it wouldn't rly be visible #since steve's sleeve naturally went back down #fun fact i based it off a specific one from claire's #ANYWAY i think i'm done now LOL unless there's a specific scene that anyone wants to see but none are immediately coming to mind for me so

[splatloafbud]

IM,, IM COOKING SOMETHING... ahh

#ive been only posting dedf1sh art on this blog so far LOL #im sorry i just love them sm omg.... #acht splatoon #dedf1sh #splatoon #fanart #loafbud #blockbench #3d lowpoly #im tired and hungry as hell.. like legit i need to snack on smth real quick #.....unless...... maybe once im done with this model... i can eat it 👁️👁️ /j #OMNOM NOM NOMFOMONMNOM

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

#goodcrimeswithscar #note: ALL OF THESE ARE CANON #if you want to ask about any of them send it to my inbox pls! #like it's all stuff I recall him doing at some point lol #I'm only counting crimes that are considered like reaaaallly bad. stealing and other misc stuff is not on this list for a reason #also going by the law of narrative significance (unless it's funny) #and including stuff that isn't technically a crime but also basically is #tyx is being silly #tyx’s ramblings #traffic smp #life smp #trafficblr #mcyt #hermitblr #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #gtws #your honour it is impossible for him not to be a criminal