Robin x Boothill is the funniest fucking thing this community has come up with.
like, I’m sure it’s a result of them coming out in the same patch, but honestly it’s crackship gold. their dynamic is so fucking funny. intergalactic angel superstar x cyborg space cowboy is hilarious.
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Prompt 131
Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault!
So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most.
A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people.
“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!”
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Gay sex won’t fix them, it will actually make everything so much worse, but I wanna see an unhealthy obsession form so I think we should let ‘em go at it
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my opinion is that zhongli and neuvilette had a disastrous relationship and the worst breakup ever but childe doesnt know that, he was just happy to introduce them because theyre both dragons
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commission for @catboxes of Deathslinger and billy hangin out! XD
based on this
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