#lol wtf was that ending

[ronanxing]

one more goodbye

#TOTK!!! TOTK!!!!!! #this isnt spoilers btw i have no idea wtf is happening on d game LOL #this is lowkey lineart practice again #remember when we thoufht rhey could just explore hyrule together and that would be it…yeah… #hope they reunite again in the end i need them to be Happy #botw #loz #breath of the wild #totk #tears of the kingdom #link #zelda #legend of zelda #zelink #ig #id in alt #enkidoodles

[puppyeared]

fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc) #but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^” #ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!” #and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-( #also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business! #oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

[electric-plants]

listen we can be boring and just take this to mean “always been” as in post the archon quests OR we can make a bunch of headcanons instead such as:

1) they all meet up so much it feels like they’ve been doing it forever

2) these two were just fucking pretending they don’t know each other throughout the entire archon quest

3) alhaitham was being pedantic with “at the akademia” and despite being personal friends they fully separate their working selves and consider each other strangers in work matters

4) they’ve been meeting up as part of the friend group for forever but never actually talked to each other until this moment making it Extra Awkward™️

and literally so many more like the pathways this has opened up in my brain ughhh

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #thinking about kaveh and tighnari in the fourth one sensing a disturbance in the force when they meet without them as a buffer lol #tfw you try to introduce your freak intense friends to each other slowly but they STILL end up trying to kill each other in the desert😔 #i want to write fics about ALL of these #alhaitham’s bday rearranging my brain chemistry fr #im so obsessed with them #can you imagine tighnari seeing them act like that if they DID know each other #just wtf are you two doing :/ #i KNOW alhaitham’s trailer implies they all started getting together post archon quest #but GOD where is the fun in that #wait actually a LOT of fun to think about cyno being the one to get them all together #like you guys have to meet my new friend :) #and then just #Chaos™️ #ughhh im thinking about Them

[michi-chelle]

these might be the cutest towas ever. sorry i don’t make the rules.

#slow damage #there are many adorable towa images but the ones where he’s all >///< are chefs kiss fr #i finished madarame’s route and i’m on the last chapter :’o i’m sad it’s almost over #also why was chapter 0 so short lmaooo and i think i fucked it up initially because i ended up on chapter 1 again #then i went back and redid the chapter w a guide lol #tho the painting that came out of it is one of my favorites #anyway sorry towa for calling you cute i will do it again #speaking of cute why was that p/rostitute in chapter 0 the cutest character??? wtf! can i romance him plz! #michi yaps

[scuddish]

“Childhood’s over the moment you know you’re gonna die.”

THE CROW 1994 | dir. Alex Proyas

#the first time i watched this movie and almost turned it off 10 minutes in bc i was like this is goofy but i sat through it #and i was sobbing by the end like omg this was so good wtf #and now it's in my favorites list LOL #the crow 1994 #thecrowedit #moviegifs #movieedit #filmgifs #filmedit #horroredit #horrorgifs #the cinematography in this movie goes INSANE #*scuddish.gif #scuddishhalloween2022 #films #tw fire #cw fire #tw blood #cw blood #tw glass #cw glass #tw bird #cw bird #favorites #mine #2022 favorites #slasheredit

[puppetmaster13u]

Thinkin' of WOF Au for DC, but like, it's a Gothamite and Fawcett thing. (And Amity Park if crossover)

Like those are the most magical areas in the world, even if Gotham is cursed as fuck. An unspoken secret of sorts that while they present themselves as human to outsiders, they are all Very Much Not.

Which means hilariously in the league, when everyone expects Batman to be suspicious and short with the new guy- even made bets on it- they are then shooketh when both visibly relax and start talking. And half the shared complaints don't make sense!

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Now Gotham technically has no Queen, nor does Fawcett, but Batman and Captain Marvel are the closest things. Not in the traditional sense of back when they were in separate tribes (& maybe from a different dimension but shh that was millennia ago) but in the sense of, they're the ones patrolling and protecting the cities along with calling the shots in disasters.

Which does sort of change the dynamic they both have in their city. If one of them calls to arms, the city would follow them. They could declare war, and their cities (begrudgingly in Gotham's underbelly's case of strongest is in charge) would follow. And while Billy is oblivious, both Marvel-the-not-hivemind and Batman are. They know they have to be very careful.

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I'm sure we all want Nightwing Bruce but no. Bruce, like both his mother and father and father's father and so on before him, is actually an Icewing. The Waynes however, have a case of melanism running in their bloodline. Thomas Wayne? Only his quills and part of his back were darker, but Bruce? Practically pitch black scales that shadow his eyes.

Now Alfred on the other hand, is a Nightwing. No special powers there, though you would hear many a child protest with how he seems to know everything.

Commissioner Gordon is a Mudwing, big stocky and very tired, which translates to his human disguise as a large trenchcoat. He finds this very amusing. Barbara similarly, is half Mudwing. Her mother was a Hivewing, making her a hybrid between both. Which does ironically mean that Batgirl does in fact have insectoid wings. Though that does ponder the question on if they'd all go by their original vigilante names.

Dick is a Silkwing. Wingless as he watches his parents fall and unable to do anything despite this place supposedly being safe for beings like them. He grows into his own, and his wings, when they come in, are dark Gotham colors through and through, with the deep blue of the sky he's come to crave.

Jason is a hybrid between a Mudwing and a Skywing. He's also an animus- not that he knew that. He doesn't find out until he's dying, telling himself to not die, to get back to Gotham, to his dad, his family- And then he wakes up in his Coffin, alive.

Now Cass, raised to be the perfect killer, is also a hybrid, just one between a Nightwing and a Rainwing, egg set out under the moon. Which succeeds, partially. She can't straight up read minds, but combined with her talent in reading body language on both human and inhuman bodies, it's a near thing.

Tim is a Seawing, borderline abandoned by his parents who seek treasures and more wealth as he's trapped back in a city where the water is dark and poisoned. But he's Gothamite, through and through, and he adapts. Scales darker than the original blues he was born with, and glow shifting to that sickly white of the Gotham's Bats.

Now Steph, is a full-blooded Rainwing, and can in fact change her scales, but can mostly be found in purples and golds. Though for a short time she was in another set of colors, thought dead before she slithered out of the shadows older and wiser than before.

Damian is his father's son, but he's also an Al-Ghul. The not-quite dragonet is half Icewing, and half Sandwing. And struggled to adjust at first, to a place so different from his first home where the only other dragons were blood related. But like any Wayne before him, he adjusts, and he adapts.

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Billy wasn't a Beetlewing originally, and perhaps he would have hesitated if he'd known it would change him, would change his body and the last thing he had of his parents. But his friends, his Team and new family help. And he can pass as a Silkwing like their sort-of foster mother. All six of them can do so now, even if the others look more like hybrids themselves thanks to not being the Champion. They might not be, but they're his family. And that's enough.

#dc #dcu #batman au #batman #captain marvel #billy batson #gotham #wof #wings of fire #fuck it #prompts #batfamily #batfam prompts #dragons #dragon au #who knows why they can turn human or make people believe that's what they are #could be an animus thing could just be a gift from the City Spirits themselves #Gotham's no-man's land arc would be hella different me thinks #dragon cities gotta stick together after all #Billy when first seeing Batman: Oh thank fuck another dragon I keep having to stop myself from asking questions bout wtf they're talkin bou #Bat(oh god another vigilante child)man: ... Oh I understand that perfectly come to this place at this time & I can give you a powerpoint on #human stuff because if your home is anything like Gotham then humanity and aliens are a bit horn-scratching strange #Does Batman adopt Billy? No. #Billy & Co ends up similar to Barbara & Steph lol #They're not adopted but here have rooms & credit card & a college fund & anything else u or ur foster parents might need #y'know i bet martian manhunter would get along with most dragon people over the 'so how do human again' #also just in case someone wants to #dcxdp #dpxdc #also had a random idea that this could be a fun white-collar crossover

[wiezumbeispiel]

Had an idea that was like. Well what if instead of crows glados had 3 baby porygons?? They’re kind of like birds. Kind of. Anyways all you need to know is that she loves them very much

#portal #portal 2 #glados #pokemon #porygon #they’re so cute…digital duckies #you can apparently breed porygon (with a ditto) despite them being genderless which is an oddity for these games #i had more that was going go go with this image but like ??? i don’t feel like spending more time on the idea even if it is cute #so I’ll just describe them to you: #basically atlas and p-body were sent to go find chell out on the surface #the reason being….glados cannot figure out how to hatch these eggs she’s like wtf i tried a heat lamp and everything what’s WRONG with them #chell who somehow has knowledge of pokemon says usually they’re huddled between other monsters to hatch #so she gets assigned the sitting-on-eggs job. because body heat lol #glados is super confused when they hatch she has never seen them before in her life. and her internal database has no informat #chell whips out a pokedex that tells them what a porygon is (how she got one i have no idea) #glados is thrilled about her new babies because they’re even deadlier and more dangerous than a regular burd #also yes the two of them end up taking care of the hatchlings together #also the blue one is named mr. chubbygon (: #2023 #digital

[blinkpen]

found another old one i never posted enjoy

#hhhhverse tag of spite #the first clue that viv cannot write entirely removed from Discourse Factor exists in the hazbin pilot #where vagina pulls AD aside to tell the audience so much badly written self-aware exposition instead of. idunno. #'how do you not know who he is?!' and then being cut off before she can exposition dump at us #the scene continues as normal but now neither AD or the audience knows why to be on edge but that there is reason to #and then AD and the audience get SOME answer when he does that OP shit at the end and then is like lol moving on #there! you answered AD's question without a paragraph of bullshit AND left INTRIGUE for the audience too for wtf all thats about! #wow! #a highschool english teacher would have pointed this out if you handed this to them for a grade! #but you decided you're too good for critique before graduating #and now you get pissy when people say this shit reads like a highschooler or someone still in highschool in their head wrote it #the math is very simple here or did you decide math is also for nerds and not worth your time as well

[eff-plays]

"Durge and Astarion have so many parallels and are meant for each other! 😍"

Um actually Tav and Astarion have the one single most important parallel in that they're both randos who are completely irrelevant to the main plot and have nothing to do with anything <3

#bg3 #bg3 critical #bg3 fandom critical #everything critical tbh in that i am salty on mutliple levels actually #but also i am kinda genuinely delighted by the idea of the two of them being like ... 'wtf are we even doing here lmao' #'guess we'll help out cuz we gotta but as soon as this is over we're gone' #esp when paired with the spawn romanced ending cuz then ur just ... bye lol

[griffther]

there’s so many ppl enabling me in the notes of this post, so here enjoy some Thoughts i’ve had about the nurseydex maine road trip so far:

they do a road trip up the coast of maine over fall break their senior year so that nursey can see acadia national park while the leaves are changing

william “acts of service” poindexter decides that it is his Responsibility as nursey’s captain and fellow d-man to become maine’s official tour guide barbie. he plans the entire thing out and even prints them little itineraries and maps and shit because this boy is nothing is not Efficient

nursey makes them stop to see every single lighthouse they go anywhere near just to be a little shit (there are 65 lighthouses in maine, this would take So Long even if you just stopped at like a quarter of them)

the only canonical reference i could find for any actual locations in maine in the comic is that dex said his uncle who owned the lobster fishing boat he worked on over the summers lived in portland

(a side note to the above, i find this hilarious. portland is an pretty solidly liberal urban city - imagine a very small boston - and not somewhere you’re very likely to find small family-owned lobster fishing boats, at least in my experience. it would make way more sense for his uncle to live somewhere like rockland but i digress)

dex is 100% positive that nursey would Love portland so he carves out two whole days of their trip for them to stay with his uncle and explore. they go to the art museum and old port and the port head lighthouse and the top of the world lookout at fort sumner park and all the little shops and hidden places dex had found from living there every summer for years

nursey does end up loving portland but it might be more about the boy that shows it to him

even though his uncle lives in portland, i am still personally convinced that dex’s family mostly lives around the rockland area. i will go on a rant about nursey meeting dex’s close family another time, but while they’re in rockland, nursey continues his dedication to seeing all the lighthouses he can by forcing dex to make the almost mile long trek out to the breakwater lighthouse with him (don’t think about them standing alone next to this little building almost a mile out from land. the wind is chilly and strong and it makes dex’s hair look ridiculous and his cheeks flush and nursey definitely doesn’t want to kiss him ITS FINE ITS CHILL)

dex has them make a detour up to bangor and surprises nursey with going to see stephen king’s house. he doesnt understand why people are interested in looking at some dudes house At All but he does know nursey would love it so he does it anyways. the fence is cool and nursey gets so excited he almost face plants jumping out of the car, so dex counts it as a success

some random places i feel like dex would make them stop at along the way: freeport (nursey is both so confused and so delighted by just Everything about that place, but he loses his mind over the mcdonald’s and the ll bean outlet), ogunquit (dex purposefully takes highway 1 instead of the maine turnpike going towards portland so that they drive through ogunquit and he can see nursey’s face when he realizes they’re driving through the single gayest town he’s ever seen in his life and it’s in southern maine), moose point state park (there are a billion lil state parks in maine but i just randomly like this one in particular idk i think it’s cute), camden hills state park (it’s too foggy when they get there to drive up to the top so nursey makes them go on a hike instead so they didn’t “waste their time.” they get lost within like 10 minutes and are wet from the fog by the time they make it back to the car like 2 hours later), the desert of maine (it’s kinda boring to dex bc he’s seen it a dozen times since he was a kid, but nursey gets enthralled by the science behind it so it’s worth it), cushing (this is where the famous painter andrew wyeth lived at the olson house and was the subject of a lot of his work and i just feel like nursey would have fun seeing this place)

when they eventually make it to acadia, nursey ends up spending like two solid hours just sitting at sargent peak staring out over everything and desperately scrawling out lines of poetry into his notebook (dex spends most of those 2 hours staring at nursey but somehow doesn’t notice that nursey definitely isn’t writing about the scenery)

#im thinking about legitimately writing this out but hoo boy it'd end up being so long #will anyone actually see this? no probably not but it was fun to get it out of my head lol #lmk if any of you want me to add pics of these places so you have reference for wtf im talking about without having to google everything #nurseydex #derek nurse #william poindexter #omgcp #nurseydex maine roadtrip au

[gallusgalluss]

#bugsnax spoilers #i SWEAR im actually workin on an actual drawing #this just appeared in my brain and i had to make it real lol #jamfoot is a funny silly goofy guy #bugsnax #cluck cluck #unrelated to this but i find it soo funny how Jamfoot just decided to throw around all his Secret Tapes in the triplicate space #that could easily be found with a Secret Key so someone could listen to all those Secret Tapes #and in the end he's all like ''WTF???? WHO WENT THROUGH AN LISTENED TO ALL MY TAPES??? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??'' #he's very smart

[hauntedonfire]

Idk I saw an ask of @thorniest-rose's wondering how Steve would feel if he saw that so many people wanted to dom him and now I'm imagining a scenerio where Steve is voted both most handome boy and prettiest girl senior year like Hugh Dancy was at oxford and at first he thinks it's a joke and they're making fun of him, but then everyone's congratulating him and making coy little comments, shooting their shot before they graduate and he realizes they're...serious? More than half the class thinks he's prettier than any girl and now everyone knows they're not the only one, it's been agreed upon that Steve Harrington is the prettiest girl at Hawkins High and people are getting bold af.

They all look at him differently, they talk to him differently. They whisper things in his ear that make him dizzy. Sweet things at first and then dirty. He's got a date for every day of the week, sometimes two. He's getting pulled into closets and empty classrooms multiple times a day. And they all want the same thing...to tease him, to touch him, to rough him up, hold him down and make him cry from pain or pleasure, the line becoming hopelessly blurred. To tell him how pretty he is, call him princess and sweet girl while they take whatever they want from his body, so overwhelmed with it all he never lasts long...and he's never been happier.

It's not that he's never felt desired before, of course he has, but not like this, not FOR this. He feels exposed, stripped down to the bone every time and he can't believe they still want him, but they do. They even bring him flowers and gifts at school sometimes, always at school where everyone else can see. The weirdest thing is that no one gets jealous, they all seem perfectly fine with sharing him. It's like the vote has bonded them somehow. They've given eachother permission to want this and now he belongs to all of them. Even Tommy and Carol take a turn. They're extra rough with him, call him a pathetic whore and spit in his face but even they can't stay mad at him when he just melts in their hands and begs for more.

I imagine this as a sort of mass hysteria situation where all their repressed desires are uncorked all at once lol 🤭

(And then they graduate and most of them go off to college, leaving poor Stevie behind. The rest like to pretend it never happened and can barely look him in the eye...but not Eddie "the freak" Munson who never needed permission and never liked sharing. 😈)

#hope you don't mind #meanwhile nancy and robin are like wtf??? #and jonathan's hanging on by the skin of his teeth lol #steve harrington #stommy #starol #steddie #in the end

[robo-dino-puppy]

the city on the mesa

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #hfw meridian #hfw the alight #yes i already have another post with this caption lol #with the news of hfw's pc release i am EXCITED for the hopefully inevitable mod that will remove the reload barriers/invisible walls #so i can visit all of these places that have been *haunting me* #(actually idk if my laptop can handle it... but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it i guess) #i believe this shot was from glitch-jumping up one of the construction platforms around the alight #(rip jump glitch) #wait why was there a 'see' at the end in my caption wtf? #i swear i did not type that tumblr lol

[puppyeared]

Xīn Yá and @crow-cap ‘s Little Sailor

#THEYRE SO EEPY TOGETHER I LOVE THEMMMMB #their interactions are Gold cause Sailor is always at Sea and Xín is a mountain recluse lol #it would be like shoving a dolphin and a turtle in the same room WHEEZE #any offhand comment one makes will have other go HUH??? YOURE JUST GONNA LEAVE THST THERE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABT??? #literally I am squeezing Sailor in my hand I want to learn more about this boy.. he INTRESTING 💪 #the knot that Sailor is tying is a good luck knot.. I skimmed thru the Wikipedia article so I can’t say much about it but it looks cool and #I should probably learn more about it cause I’m putting my Lolo’s blood to shame 😭😭 #I’m trying a different brush again but I don’t think I’m gonna stick with it. I like da texture tho #there was also an entire discussion about Xīn’s lower half being buoyant bc its made of wood and ended up with them upside down in water LOL #I LIKE DRAWING THEM TOGETHER.. CROW IF YOURE READINT THIS IM PROBABLY GONNA DO IT AGAIN #my art #myart #my oc #friend oc #lmk oc #lmk ocs #Xīn Yá #Little Sailor #crow-cap #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #doodles

[puppetmaster13u]

More Possessed Doll Au (the au was created by @phoenixcatch7 so go check them out they do great stuff!)

Honestly this would be early-ish I am thinking into Bruce doing his vigilante work with the doll body. Or he just straight up has thick eyeliner/raccoon makeup lol.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #possessed doll au #art #sketch #I like to think that the lil bat hoodie was made for him as a gift lol #Completely unrelated but I am just rotating like #Bruce's friends like Diana and Clark learning about the fact that he has two bodies #Also just Bruce finding each of his kids and doing his best not to scare them when his body and the bat itself is supposed to invoke fear #Just #Slowly coaxing the terrified child over to check them over for injuries and then they end up clinging because once he registers as safe #he is SAFE like wtf would try and attack this THING to get to a tiny child? Nothing in their opinion #Scary dog privilage but it's the 10'+ giant puppet and the dozen or so kids clinging to him #Gosh y'know what I am now rotating the league learning that the Bat isn't human the first time again and the aftermath of it #If you haven't checked out Phoenix's writing for that Go Do It Now #bruce wayne #ibispaintx #why does all my good art happen when I am sleep deprived or in the bath lol